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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#72 - suckmyrichard **User deleted account**
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#70 - Loppytaffy
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Prince through marriage, no one even realises.
#64 - hauntzor
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Is named Hämsterviel

Everyone calls him Hamsterwheel
#77 to #64 - doctadoc
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#62 - gelflingchey
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#67 to #62 - agonizingkingjake
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HD for you
HD for you
#122 to #67 - gelflingchey
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#127 to #122 - agonizingkingjake
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<3
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#60 - reican
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Is an angel   
People calls him a cop
Is an angel
People calls him a cop
#78 to #60 - atangytaco
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#63 to #60 - gelflingchey
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#123 to #91 - gelflingchey
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#57 - haileetroll
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#53 - andrewjla
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is called captain
makes cereal
User avatar #54 to #53 - mjjrussell **User deleted account**
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CAP'N*
User avatar #52 - generaljosh
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Jack Sparrow isn't a captain... He's a mutineer
User avatar #51 - sixsicsix
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Captain Steve Rodgers is a Captain in the Army
User avatar #61 to #51 - lamnad
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at least in the comics, though I'm pretty sure that in the movie he at least had an honorary rank.
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#41 - graydiggy
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This post is ******* retarded.

His rank was actually captain.
Everyone called Jack Sparrow, "Captain Jack or Captain Jack Sparrow.

I don't even want to waste time bringing rank structure into this.

OP, you failed today, and so did everyone that thumbed you up.

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User avatar #74 to #41 - thepalmtoptiger
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Steven Rogers was rejected from the military because he was sickly.
User avatar #66 to #41 - amadeuseap
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90% of the important people called him Jack the entire movie unless they were mocking him
User avatar #37 - BradStevens
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But they do... They call him Captain Jack or Jack Sparrow....
User avatar #68 to #37 - amadeuseap
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90% of the important people called him Jack the entire movie unless they were mocking him
User avatar #31 - patrickmiller
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To bad Captain America was a Captain in the armed forces during WWII
#26 - gildemoono
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Actually a master chief petty officer   
   
Everybody calls him master chief
Actually a master chief petty officer

Everybody calls him master chief
User avatar #76 to #26 - thepalmtoptiger
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But the ranks master chief petty officer and master chief petty officer of the navy are normally abbreviated to master chief anyway.
User avatar #48 to #26 - primerpower
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Not actually a chef

people call him master chef anyway
#56 to #48 - orrihaa
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User avatar #119 to #56 - primerpower
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User avatar #50 to #48 - IAmManbearpig
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Master Chief is a very good cook and can be a Chef if he wants.
#36 to #26 - anon id: a6584edd
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He's also the MCPO of the UNSC
User avatar #32 to #26 - bulbakip
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I wondered why a master chief was taking orders... and not commanding a ship.
User avatar #34 to #32 - gildemoono
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i guess its because its still only an enlisted rank.
#38 to #34 - bulbakip
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well Idk much. but I will after the Navy recruiters teach me the terminology.. but for now, ill be guessing on rank names and orders.

I also asked if we had a Space Command yet... they said no :(
User avatar #39 to #38 - gildemoono
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Well on the bright side. it has already been decided that space combat in the future will be dictated as naval, so you could potentially be in space command in the future.
User avatar #40 to #39 - bulbakip
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oh it has!? then hot diggidy damn. How do you know this?
User avatar #42 to #40 - gildemoono
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Its another of those science-fiction becoming science things. Nerds always referred to space battles as naval conflicts due to the boat-like appearance of the quintessential starship. This became pretty engrained and actually made quite a bit of sense, so when the question arose, it was decided that the navy would handle auronautics.
User avatar #43 to #42 - bulbakip
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I get that, but why wouldn't the US military just create another branch?
User avatar #44 to #43 - gildemoono
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It will probably be an independent branch, but simply be nominally referred to as navy. Just like the unsc is "space command" but it uses naval terminology.

also, someone must be butthurt
#46 to #44 - bulbakip
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Oh never mind, a third party must be butthurt... HAH that is okay then, let them be butthurt. We have science to discuss.
#45 to #44 - bulbakip
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uhm not at all. I just wanted to know more. I was HOPING to have an intellectual discussion on future space operations but i see i'm to be thumbed down.
uhm not at all. I just wanted to know more. I was HOPING to have an intellectual discussion on future space operations but i see i'm to be thumbed down.
#24 - xstrangebrewx
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&quot;Officially a captain.   
Everybody sleeps with him.&quot;   
   
am i doin it rite?
"Officially a captain.
Everybody sleeps with him."

am i doin it rite?
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#20 - kearn
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In the original "Captain America" comics he did earn the rank of Captain.
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User avatar #30 to #18 - mastercolossus
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he was promoted to that rank in the movie. and in the comic book that was his rank.
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#13 - angelious
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jack never has a ship so nobody calls him captain because you cant be a captain without a ship   
   
when he HAS a ship everybody does call him captain   
   
   
and captain america was a captain...and it is his superhero name anyway   
   
   
its not like batman is actually a bat   
   
or superman isnt actually man...   
   
with your logic they would be superalien and guywhodresseslikeabatandhaslotofcoolgadgets   man
jack never has a ship so nobody calls him captain because you cant be a captain without a ship

when he HAS a ship everybody does call him captain


and captain america was a captain...and it is his superhero name anyway


its not like batman is actually a bat

or superman isnt actually man...

with your logic they would be superalien and guywhodresseslikeabatandhaslotofcoolgadgets man
#69 to #13 - raulmenendez
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buzz killington
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User avatar #16 to #13 - chism
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or the could just call batman super orphan
User avatar #82 to #16 - TastyBurger
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You could call Superman Superorphan too.
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