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#106 - gtk (12/11/2012) [-]
I just had my schools version of prom last Saturday. FunnyJunk, I fucked up. Bad. Heres the background to my tragic tale:

I dated a girl for about a year before deciding that shes not for me, but just a friend. I realized this after we had had sex so the break up was pretty hard for her. Anyway that was about 3 months ago, and I havent really talked to her since.

Anyways, I go to a small school, so not many people grind because they think its awkward. I and a few friends met some girls on the floor and we really hit it off. We grinded for quite awhile and then being the horny teenage that I am I kissed her..A few times. Of course my ex saw this and flipped bitches on me. I dont particularly care too much about that right now though..

What scares me is that when the lights came on I realized that the girl was like 13. Im 18. Pic related, its how I feel.
#114 to #106 - anonymous (12/11/2012) [-]
A schools version of prom......annnnnd there's a 13 year old there. haha
User avatar #116 to #114 - gtk (12/11/2012) [-]
I mean, I gave her the D anyways, but I think im feeling "regret".
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#102 - dafuquing (12/11/2012) [-]
mfw that first picture is from last years prom at my highschool, kettle moraine high school in Wales, Wisconsin. Laughed my pants off when i saw the news the next day
#132 to #102 - riffster (12/11/2012) [-]
You go/went to KM???
Who are you?
User avatar #100 to #94 - switchblayde ONLINE (12/11/2012) [-]
CUNT DESTROYER?
#83 - spacetequila (12/11/2012) [-]
Anyone else read "porn to remember?"
#81 - ninjaminion (12/11/2012) [-]
**ninjaminion rolled a random image posted in comment #86 at Gust **
what made prom memorable for me
User avatar #78 - brightrai (12/11/2012) [-]
inb4 nobody cares, considering it's not my story (and long), but thought I'd share:
"Prior to my senior prom in 1993, at New Canaan High School in Connecticut, there were rumors that the kim jongistration had hired a WWF wrestler to make an appearance. Being that the dance was in the same city as WWF headquarters, in Stamford, the story had enough legs to make it around most of the student body, even if most of us thought it was fake.

Supposedly the wrestler was supposed to be Sgt. Slaughter, who would pull up in his camouflage limousine and then come in an greet the students. Slaughter never arrived and as the night went on the appearance of any wrestlers seemed unlikely. My friend and I stepped outside for a cigarette and as we were smoking we heard a distinct voice growl from behind us. "Cigarette break boys?" We turned around and to our amazement, there was Randy Savage in full Macho Man regalia.

"Ya shouldn't smoke, it's bad for ya," he said as he entered the hotel. We quickly threw our butts on the ground and followed him inside. He was taken into a room with our Assistant Principal while we ran to tell everybody who we just saw.

As we were doing that the music stopped and "Pomp and Circumstance" began to play. Most kids had no clue why but as a wrestling fan I knew exactly what was happening and on cue Macho Man came whirling into the ballroom, took the mic, said a few raspy words and told everybody he would be in the hallway for photographs. My buddy and I got on line and had a Polaroid taken of us making our best wrestler promo faces that I still keep in my desk at home. Savage was awesome and stayed until everypony got a picture.

Three years later my brother had Mr. Perfect come to his prom as the tradition continued."

Story from deadspin.com/5940663/the-macho-man-came-to-my-prom-more-wrestler-run+ins?tag=virgilbag
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#70 - anonymous (12/11/2012) [-]
copied strait from the chive
#69 - masterjames (12/11/2012) [-]
<--pic related
#119 to #69 - anonymous (12/11/2012) [-]
There is no ghetto in portland...silly
User avatar #67 - illegalartist (12/11/2012) [-]
that pimp is pretty fucking alpha, even if his hoes got herpes on their herpes
#66 - whymewhy (12/11/2012) [-]
wow so it ends with the phrase "it gets better" as an attempt to get thumbs so he or she will make another crappy comp... hmm now logic would say that if it gets better that would mean you have better material in which case why open with your shitty stuff... you wouldn't go to a dope dealer and they give you crappy dope and then go back again because they tell you if your a repeat i will give you better stuff.. fuck that i go to the guy who won't rip me off and tell me dont worry i will stop ripping you off eventually
#74 to #66 - fordun (12/11/2012) [-]
How old are you? Because if you know anyone that had a shitty time in high school like i do. You see that they live wonderful lives. They have a boyfriend / girlfriend that they like very much. A well paying job. A college degree.

When the bullies are 42 with 3 kids and a ex wife he hates. Working in some often ghetto field like Electrical Installations.(i only say that because all the fuck ups in high school dropped out to go do that). Most likely under the table.

Ive seen it somewhat myself even though im not out of high school. It gets better.
#75 to #74 - whymewhy (12/11/2012) [-]
what the hell does that have to do with shitty pictures of other peoples proms?
#76 to #75 - fordun (12/11/2012) [-]
Because you commented on the phrase "It gets better" calling it a logical farce.?
#77 to #76 - whymewhy (12/11/2012) [-]
no, i didn't say it was a farce what i said is why the hell would you show us the shitty photos if you have better, you lead with the good so when you post the shit people will just see ohh so and so posted this they got some good shit and thumb it regardless of its being good or not. granted this is not true 100% of the time but it holds true a good part of the time around here since most of the people here aren't even old enough to shave yet. as for my age and whether or not i had it good in school or not.. i am old enough to have watched alf when it was new as a child. and as for my time in school, it sucked so bad that i still have nightmares about the way i was treated it also shaped me into what i am now an asshole who tends to push everyone away because you don't get stabbed in the back that way, or let down,or hurt.
User avatar #64 - iiwii (12/11/2012) [-]
Moar.
#62 - anonymous (12/11/2012) [-]
First picture happened like 10 minutes from me, I got to the same school.
#59 - skinless (12/11/2012) [-]
that xbox guy, hes not alone
User avatar #73 to #59 - hazardpay (12/11/2012) [-]
actually, he is.
#65 to #59 - coolcalx (12/11/2012) [-]
that kid looks so lonely...
#56 - anonmaverick (12/11/2012) [-]
I'd pop her bubbles anyday.
User avatar #82 to #79 - danceswithbears (12/11/2012) [-]
funnyjunk logic: he's right! but everyone else is thumbing him down...better jump on the band wagon!
#84 to #82 - icecreamonnips (12/11/2012) [-]
i dont really care, its funny   
MFW
i dont really care, its funny
MFW
#85 to #84 - danceswithbears (12/11/2012) [-]
it's* ironic since one of your more recent comments is you correcting grammar
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