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#330 - Ken M (12/10/2012) [+] (2 replies)
My first time I literally lasted 20 seconds. Just kept on going until I went limp. It was with a girl I was cheating on my gf with and I had lied to her and told her I wasn't a virgin, so to play off the 2 minutes of unsatisfying sex I was just like "I can't do this to my gf, I gotta go" and snuck to the bathroom to dispose of the used condom. Used alcohol the 2nd time I had sex with her and lasted forever.

tl;dr - Drink alcohol to last longer.
#338 to #330 - adamtheadam (12/10/2012) [-]
You disgusting pig...
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User avatar #299 - nadastress (12/10/2012) [+] (2 replies)
I seriously don't wanna brag and I'm expecting red thumbs, butt **** it. This actually kinda happened to me when lost my virginity, I couldn't cum though and we did it only for 3 hours and she was a squirter, yeah that last bit was pretty shocking when I've never seen that kind of porn untill a few years after. The girl 'til this day doesn't believe me when I say I was a virgin.
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User avatar #203 to #199 - amuro (12/10/2012) [-]
LOL, in my case i was drunk in a party and i hook up whit a friend of mine.

I endure it all but i dont recall much of what i felt when i slept whit her.
#347 - bknob (12/10/2012) [-]
mfw when reading all the stupid comments.
mfw when reading all the stupid comments.
User avatar #331 - dingdongsingsong (12/10/2012) [-]
Oh cum on now .
User avatar #302 - thekillinguy (12/10/2012) [-]
Interesting to see how half the comments say you last forever doing it for the first time...
And the other half says you'll last max 5 minutes because it's so awesome...

I'd rather last forever though
User avatar #260 - ubermasterfaggot (12/10/2012) [-]
All these posts that have the tags, "i Trusted You," obviously you placed your trust on the wrong person.

#258 - Ken M (12/10/2012) [+] (1 reply)
So apparently I'm from another planet...... I last a short time but I can go again after that.... and again..... and again.... and again..... after about the 4th time just stop because it hurts......
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User avatar #208 - Lostdemon (12/10/2012) [-]
i would make a comment on something true, relevant, and somewhat funny, but it was start a ********* and paint my comment red.
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User avatar #43 - foreverxalone (12/10/2012) [+] (1 reply)
My regular is about an hour. I once went for 5 and a half - 6 hours and fogged up the reflective surfaces in her room. Much water was needed after. It was my proudest moment coming out of that bedroom.
#80 to #43 - Ken M (12/10/2012) [-]
says the guy with the username foreverxalone
#36 - phanact (12/10/2012) [-]
I knew of a guy who could go for like 3-4 hrs, or something
That's what his girlfriend said

I think that's too long

But then again... 10minutes is too short for me... Yea I shouldn't be talking
#19 - Ken M (12/10/2012) [-]
oh my god, i have the same problem, only done it 3 times, and i honestly didn't finish any of the times because i didnt go at it for an hour
#16 - Ken M (12/10/2012) [-]
actually happened to me....... First time having sex I lasted a good 40-45 minutes.... she thinks I lied about being a virgin.
#15 - Ken M (12/10/2012) [-]
Women Logic:
Great sex
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