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User avatar #318 - jeistameista (12/10/2012) [-]
This is the one repost that i have been waiting for again! This was posted like 2 years ago and i've never been able to find it!
#330 - anonymous (12/10/2012) [+] (2 replies)
My first time I literally lasted 20 seconds. Just kept on going until I went limp. It was with a girl I was cheating on my gf with and I had lied to her and told her I wasn't a virgin, so to play off the 2 minutes of unsatisfying sex I was just like "I can't do this to my gf, I gotta go" and snuck to the bathroom to dispose of the used condom. Used alcohol the 2nd time I had sex with her and lasted forever.

tl;dr - Drink alcohol to last longer.
#339 to #330 - autoxx (12/10/2012) [-]
My first time I was only about 10 minutes but just kept going.
That's the advantage of being young, dumb, and full of cum.
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User avatar #226 - pieliker (12/10/2012) [-]
This actually sums up my first time (without the break-up). It was in the back of my girlfriend's car for an entire hour and I never got to finish... :c
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User avatar #203 to #199 - amuro (12/10/2012) [-]
LOL, in my case i was drunk in a party and i hook up whit a friend of mine.

I endure it all but i dont recall much of what i felt when i slept whit her.
#16 - anonymous (12/10/2012) [-]
actually happened to me....... First time having sex I lasted a good 40-45 minutes.... she thinks I lied about being a virgin.
#15 - anonymous (12/10/2012) [-]
Women Logic:
Great sex
Complains
#347 - bknob ONLINE (12/10/2012) [-]
mfw when reading all the stupid comments.
mfw when reading all the stupid comments.
User avatar #331 - dingdongsingsong (12/10/2012) [-]
Oh cum on now .
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User avatar #302 - thekillinguy (12/10/2012) [-]
Interesting to see how half the comments say you last forever doing it for the first time...
And the other half says you'll last max 5 minutes because it's so awesome...

I'd rather last forever though
User avatar #260 - ubermasterfaggot (12/10/2012) [-]
All these posts that have the tags, "i Trusted You," obviously you placed your trust on the wrong person.

...Me.
#258 - anonymous (12/10/2012) [+] (1 reply)
So apparently I'm from another planet...... I last a short time but I can go again after that.... and again..... and again.... and again..... after about the 4th time just stop because it hurts......
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#19 - anonymous (12/10/2012) [-]
oh my god, i have the same problem, only done it 3 times, and i honestly didn't finish any of the times because i didnt go at it for an hour
#9 - mrloki (12/10/2012) [-]
**mrloki rolled a random image posted in comment #203 at facebook (1) ** never managed to past 25 minutes
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