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User avatar #318 - jeistameista (12/10/2012) [-]
This is the one repost that i have been waiting for again! This was posted like 2 years ago and i've never been able to find it!
#330 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/10/2012) [+] (2 replies)
My first time I literally lasted 20 seconds. Just kept on going until I went limp. It was with a girl I was cheating on my gf with and I had lied to her and told her I wasn't a virgin, so to play off the 2 minutes of unsatisfying sex I was just like "I can't do this to my gf, I gotta go" and snuck to the bathroom to dispose of the used condom. Used alcohol the 2nd time I had sex with her and lasted forever.

tl;dr - Drink alcohol to last longer.
#339 to #330 - autoxx ONLINE (12/10/2012) [-]
My first time I was only about 10 minutes but just kept going.
That's the advantage of being young, dumb, and full of cum.
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User avatar #226 - pieliker ONLINE (12/10/2012) [-]
This actually sums up my first time (without the break-up). It was in the back of my girlfriend's car for an entire hour and I never got to finish... :c
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User avatar #203 to #199 - amuro (12/10/2012) [-]
LOL, in my case i was drunk in a party and i hook up whit a friend of mine.

I endure it all but i dont recall much of what i felt when i slept whit her.
#16 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/10/2012) [-]
actually happened to me....... First time having sex I lasted a good 40-45 minutes.... she thinks I lied about being a virgin.
#15 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/10/2012) [-]
Women Logic:
Great sex
#347 - bknob (12/10/2012) [-]
mfw when reading all the stupid comments.
mfw when reading all the stupid comments.
User avatar #331 - dingdongsingsong (12/10/2012) [-]
Oh cum on now .
#231 - funnyjunkyeahyeah (12/10/2012) [-]
Ok, for all you people getting butthurt about how long people say they lasted their first time.

It is quite common for an individual's first time to last a long time, because they've only orgasmed during masturbation for so long, they've become conditioned to it and orgasms under other circumstances become more difficult to achieve.
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User avatar #208 - Lostdemon (12/10/2012) [-]
i would make a comment on something true, relevant, and somewhat funny, but it was start a ********* and paint my comment red.
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User avatar #53 - soundcheck ONLINE (12/10/2012) [-]
**** .....gave me a feel :( same thing happened to me
#36 - phanact (12/10/2012) [-]
I knew of a guy who could go for like 3-4 hrs, or something
That's what his girlfriend said

I think that's too long

But then again... 10minutes is too short for me... Yea I shouldn't be talking
#19 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/10/2012) [-]
oh my god, i have the same problem, only done it 3 times, and i honestly didn't finish any of the times because i didnt go at it for an hour
#9 - mrloki (12/10/2012) [-]
**mrloki rolled a random image posted in comment #203 at facebook (1) ** never managed to past 25 minutes
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