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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#232 - englman
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MFW I use this technique, am still a virgin, and never saw any major flaws in this idea until now..
#237 to #232 - neelix
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See my comment ;)
User avatar #241 to #237 - englman
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Interesting. I'm 19 at the moment and have only experienced Psychological E.D. ONCE.
How much are we talking about when we say "too much" or "over-use", though?
#320 to #241 - neelix
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I attributed my ED to anxiety and/or alcohol use to begin with, but after experimenting with a girl that I had told about the situation, for me it was clearly desenitization. It depends on a few different factors, really. I read stories of people that fapped up to 5 times a day and people that were prone to binge and chain-fap every few days. I was more consistent, having a fap daily or twice a day, but a larger contributor to my ED was the increasing extremity of the content of the porn I was watching. More extreme = more exciting = more desensitization to the real thing. The way you fap is another factor too - check out 'your brain on porn dot com' for more info if you wish :>
User avatar #332 to #320 - englman
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I shall! Thanks bro:)
#308 - playcolt
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I was a prostitute and I still only last ten minutes tops.
User avatar #314 to #308 - mycatlookedatme
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Dude, before you go in, pinch just below your bellend as to cut the blood from the head of your penis for a second or two, not for very long, but it should give you an extra 5-20 mins in bed.
#315 to #308 - anon id: 4c9d36d0
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Ha pathetic
User avatar #309 to #308 - crotchfrosting
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well thats sad :/
#322 to #308 - pinkiepiethecunt
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#250 - bitchplzzz
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i still wouldn't be able to last maybe 7 minutes, even after empty nuts
User avatar #238 - atrolldad
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my 1st time do to nervousness lasted almost 2 hrs went way down hill from there
#242 to #238 - strifethethird
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i know that feel, i did this chick for almost an hour made her cum and whatnot, in the end she just got bored..
#251 to #242 - eiyven
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Lucky. My first time, it took my like 30 extra minutes just to get hard enough to actually do it. I was freaking out, man.
#253 to #251 - strifethethird
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eat out, that always helps, but not with every girl.... I've seen and smelled somethings...
#255 to #253 - eiyven
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Lol she wouldn't let me. Took like 4 months in to the relationship for her to be comfortable with me doing that.
User avatar #257 to #255 - kittyhatesyou
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Straight girls think that pussys are ugly.
#262 to #257 - eiyven
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That's not even why. She used to be bi and a girl went down on her one time and she apparently had a horrible experience.
User avatar #323 - noodlelover
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**noodlelover rolls 49** how long i last
User avatar #324 to #323 - noodlelover
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**noodlelover rolls 1** but sadly how long my penis is
#306 - femalealert
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Four ******* hours is ridiculous. If i was having sex with a guy and they lasted four hours i would actually take it personally, thinking i wasn't attractive enough or something. Ive gone for three hours with a guy before and it was just down right annoying.   
guys, if sex is great for 30 mins to about an hour. more if you are trying new things and having fun with it but generally 30 mins to an hour is enough. less is good in some situations as well. longer than that and it just gets obnoxious and can be painful for the girl.
Four ******* hours is ridiculous. If i was having sex with a guy and they lasted four hours i would actually take it personally, thinking i wasn't attractive enough or something. Ive gone for three hours with a guy before and it was just down right annoying.
guys, if sex is great for 30 mins to about an hour. more if you are trying new things and having fun with it but generally 30 mins to an hour is enough. less is good in some situations as well. longer than that and it just gets obnoxious and can be painful for the girl.
User avatar #142 - guidedhand
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>first time was 1 hr
>she said almost exactly the same words
well done old repost... something on the internet wasnt lying...
User avatar #143 to #142 - Theyneverknow
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An hour isn't that long
User avatar #147 to #143 - mechaemperor
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If you're considering 1 hour of continuous coitus, it is pretty long.
User avatar #148 to #147 - Theyneverknow
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It's..Really not
#152 to #148 - darkjustifier
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User avatar #153 to #152 - Theyneverknow
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Epic props for the gif, but if an hour is long, I'm worried for one of us.
#155 to #153 - darkjustifier
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Cheeky blighter.
#156 to #155 - Theyneverknow
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Seriously though...If an hour is long what the hell is normal?
#159 to #156 - darkjustifier
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I don't time myself I just go down on her.
User avatar #160 to #159 - Theyneverknow
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Wait are we talking about sex or going down?
I an hour would be a helluvalong time going down
User avatar #162 to #160 - darkjustifier
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Now I'm confused but I must go duty calls.
#192 to #159 - anon id: fd186e4d
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Shut up, virgin.
#165 to #156 - shadsword
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roughly 30 minutes a shot
User avatar #169 to #165 - Theyneverknow
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Well ****.
User avatar #161 to #156 - multimedia
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Holy **** you're serious. Well, normal guys last from like 5-10 minutes from what I've been told. I last...well, I don't know how long I would last, since my medication makes it practically impossible to finish unless I take care of myself.
User avatar #167 to #161 - Theyneverknow
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....Please tell me you're joking
All (3) of my exs have said about an hour (I've only had sex with two of them)
If you think 5-10 minutes is normal what the HELL do you think premature ejaculation is?
#179 to #167 - anon id: a59aa8c3
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I think what he's talking about is how long he'd last just *******. As a female, I think I shoułd probably weigh in here - sex, from absolute start to absolute finish, usually lasts 30 minutes to an hour, which is enough for me. It can be longer but that's if both people are being particularly persistent. Tbh, if the ******* part lasted longer than 10 minutes, I'd be bored out of my mind. Might also take it personally that it look them that long to finish.

The 4 hours in the post is just ridiculous though.
User avatar #181 to #179 - Theyneverknow
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If you get bored during straight up sex, he's doing it wrong.
I understand some women can't orgasm during sex, that sucks for them, but they still enjoy it.
User avatar #168 to #167 - multimedia
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And every girl and guy I'VE met testifies that 5-10 minutes is normal. I'm not joking.
#150 to #148 - anon id: 6a1b74fe
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HEY YOU. YOU'RE A FAGGOT.
User avatar #352 to #148 - guidedhand
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have you ever actually had sex? anything more than 45 min and girls (and guys) start to get sore. if no ones getting sore, youre one lazy ****.
User avatar #353 to #352 - Theyneverknow
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The thumb count seems to agree with me, and anyway, what the hell does it matter to you how long a stranger on the internet lasts in bed?
#354 to #353 - guidedhand
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and just what was all this shebang started for? because you cared how long a stranger lasted in bed.
User avatar #163 to #148 - askafj
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someone has been watching porn too much
User avatar #151 to #148 - imnotkickthecat
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xxXpussyslayer117Xxx Is not amused by your single hour of sex.
User avatar #166 to #143 - frantasium
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Not saying it's long but I'm willing to aim for it...
User avatar #78 - stocxt
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If only masturbating all day erry-day actually made you a sex master.
#146 to #78 - anon id: 6e47cc99
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If you're masturbating all day everyday you'll last longer in bed. It takes longer to come, so that's why he lasted four hours, you can learn stuff from porn too, like how to eat out a girl.

My only sex tips are, when fingering, never put them inside her, always just rub the clitoris. Foreplay is equally as important to sex, take your time and she'll come.
#119 to #78 - ajaxtheking
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to be honest this has legit **** in it. not the lasting four ******* hours part but i did use what i know of sex from porn to make her squirt, you know the whole (blanking) before sex part where you finger, bite, caress, and the such. as for the me getting off, 2 thrusts and i was done.
i had to deal with that fishy smell for a week
#317 - quincyadam
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Aaaand BOOM my day is made.
#326 to #325 - quincyadam
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glad i could help!
glad i could help!
#236 - neelix
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When I was 15/16 I was in this situation, able last for ages and whatnot, feltgoodman.jpg, being 24 now though I suffer from erectile dysfunction and/or delayed ejaculation due to desensitization from excessive porn use. If I'm going to be hitting on a girl I have to stop fapping and watching porn for a few weeks and give my body time to sort itself out and in the end it's lame because I pop so fast due to not fapping for weeks... Just my 2cents, some may consider it a warning :>
#239 to #236 - anon id: 3cf239e4
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Stopped reading at 24. Get off funnyjunk. The only 24 y/os that should be here are the ones making money off the website.
#278 to #239 - jalthelas
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#240 to #239 - neelix
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You're a funny little critter.
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#296 to #239 - anon id: 3cf239e4
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Anon has returned. You guys love sucking on my dick!!!
User avatar #298 to #236 - neokun
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Oh god, thank you for this warning, I never knew desensitization was a thing.
#313 to #298 - neelix
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You're welcome. Desensitization can happen with anything that feels good provided you do it often enough. It's not too much of an issue, it just means that if i were to be invited out to a party this weekend and meet an amazing chick then sex wouldnt really be an option. I guess that's good and bad in a way... mostly bad, though ;) Check out 'your brain on porn dot com' for more info if you wish :)
#267 to #236 - ironhidethegreat
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#293 - sirbustyabals
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Why the **** is she getting mad, they ****** for four hours straight.   
<== Her face when
Why the **** is she getting mad, they ****** for four hours straight.
<== Her face when
#297 to #293 - instability
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User avatar #234 - abachonk
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Im kinda nervous, I'll have sex for the first time in a week.

I don't know what to expect.
#235 to #234 - anon id: 0b183629
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Rub one out before, otherwise you wont last long
#245 to #235 - strifethethird
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use a condom if you rub one out before or piss allot, semen stays in your urethra when you cum so you gotta flush it out. but still use a condom...... USE IT!!
#290 to #245 - gamutt
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My buddy used a condom AND she was on the pill so he figured he could cum inside her. Mistake. Be careful, bro.
#351 to #290 - abachonk
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Thank you all my dear funnyjunkers.
User avatar #259 to #234 - jaigurudevaom
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If it's her first time too, please go gentle
#193 - RamDozer
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Okay, a woman just dumped a guy because he was actually good in bed?

I...I don't know, I don't know! I don't know what to ******* say anymore! I will never understand women!
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#171 - graydiggy
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#138 - witzelsucht
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Just going to remind you and give you a sense of urgency, none of us would want the future frontpage of FJ flooded with old reposts.
User avatar #35 - TheLastNinja
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My first time was 3 hours long, probably because of this reason, and I guess it being as overrated as it is. It was only pleasant for about an hour 15, the rest was just "hurry up". in fact, I started to ponder life's secrets durin the time...
User avatar #292 - vivapinatapro
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Watching porn does not increase your stamina. Because masturbating to images and videos is not even close to actual sex. Actual sex has a lot more stimuli. And if you think just because it takes you forever to bust one out to some video on the interwebs, you're in for a rude (disappointing and embarrassing) awakening (performance) when you "slay the dolphin" for the first time.
User avatar #295 to #292 - vivapinatapro
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So yeah, all you nobjobs talking in the comments below about how girls broke up with you because you were "too good in bed," "just couldn't orgasm," etc. are lying out of your virgin buttholes.
#300 to #295 - anon id: b443d452
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idk about you or them, but for me porn has pretty much ruined me. Do you know how hard it is to find a redheaded amputee who is into dogs?
#20 - MCPO
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... Never mind. Already did.
... Never mind. Already did.
User avatar #173 - thetattooedone
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I would die after 4 hours. I get sore.
User avatar #178 to #173 - reican
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You puny human is WEAK!
User avatar #230 to #178 - thetattooedone
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My vagina gets sore.
User avatar #249 to #230 - kaiizel
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gross
User avatar #341 to #249 - thetattooedone
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Why is that gross?
User avatar #355 to #341 - kaiizel
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No one wants to know about your vagina.
User avatar #356 to #355 - thetattooedone
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it wasn't about my vagina at 1st. I had to explain what I meant about being sore because I believe they thought my muscles would be sore. No one forced you to read it.
User avatar #357 to #356 - kaiizel
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"My vagina gets sore."
herpa derp.
User avatar #358 to #357 - thetattooedone
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I didn't say that at first. I just said, "I get sore". It's all up there ^^^^
User avatar #318 - jeistameista
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This is the one repost that i have been waiting for again! This was posted like 2 years ago and i've never been able to find it!