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User avatar #35 - TheLastNinja (12/10/2012) [-]
My first time was 3 hours long, probably because of this reason, and I guess it being as overrated as it is. It was only pleasant for about an hour 15, the rest was just "hurry up". in fact, I started to ponder life's secrets durin the time...
User avatar #30 - ReturnDarkKnight (12/10/2012) [-]
>The sex was too good
>We should break up
I can't even begin to conceive this concept.
User avatar #227 to #30 - megustaculo (12/10/2012) [-]
women eh?
User avatar #29 - thequickster (12/10/2012) [-]
Pro tip for virgins: Before having sex, at least if you anticipate it, beat the meat before hand so you can last longer when you have sex your first time.
User avatar #45 to #29 - gonzocos (12/10/2012) [-]
the thing is if i do that i wont even want to look at a woman after



User avatar #46 to #45 - thequickster (12/10/2012) [-]
Then find hotter women or take a viagra :)
#129 to #46 - icefried (12/10/2012) [-]
>fap, lose motivation
>take viagra
>fap again, lose motivation again
>take more viagra
>again fap and lose motivation
>take even more viagra
>start crushing enitre cities with your massive erection
>take over the world
>order a female to have sex with you
>profit.

Mfw trying to greentext on funnyjunk.
User avatar #95 to #46 - tazze (12/10/2012) [-]
>implying hotter women aren't out of your league
User avatar #115 to #95 - nogphille (12/10/2012) [-]
implying anyone is out of my league..
#33 to #29 - bagguhsleep (12/10/2012) [-]
"before hand"
#371 to #33 - comehonorfacetwice (01/28/2013) [-]
Sorry to summon you here. I was looking through my old comments and came across the one below this. I looked at your comment and laughed so hard I spit on my screen.

Thank you.
User avatar #372 to #371 - bagguhsleep (01/28/2013) [-]
This makes me feel better than any "lol" or "hahaha" could ever make me feel. No, man. Thank you.
#32 to #29 - comehonorfacetwice (12/10/2012) [-]
But not in front of her.

that didnt work out too well for me...
User avatar #256 to #32 - lasmamoe (12/10/2012) [-]
Her: "So are we gonna **** or what?"
Me: "Ofcourse we are, but let me just whack off first"
Her: "Wait, what"
+28
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#172 to #24 - anonymous (12/10/2012) [-]
i would usually agree, but i once had a 4 hours or longer sex session with and amazing and rele beautiful girl 9,5/10 maybe even 9/8 and i say that because to me true perfection doest exist and well my point being that those 4 hours of sex were amazing!!! not one second it was boring or anything but the next day my dick kinda hurt... still worth it! but i guess thats something u can't do very often
#103 to #24 - gingershavetrolls (12/10/2012) [-]
MFW 4 hours is more than half an hour
#84 to #24 - cruzslzr (12/10/2012) [-]
4 hours is still more than a half hour
4 hours is still more than a half hour
#41 to #24 - Ruspanic ONLINE (12/10/2012) [-]
>a half hour or more
4 hours qualifies as "more"
+1
#55 to #41 - zombsiez **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
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User avatar #61 to #56 - Ruspanic ONLINE (12/10/2012) [-]
Looks fine when you click on it.
#26 to #24 - deathrinderalta (12/10/2012) [-]
Just imagine what happens after all that friction
User avatar #44 to #26 - foreverxalone (12/10/2012) [-]
You buy silicon lubricant
#20 - MCPO (12/10/2012) [-]
... Never mind. Already did.
... Never mind. Already did.
#19 - anonymous (12/10/2012) [-]
oh my god, i have the same problem, only done it 3 times, and i honestly didn't finish any of the times because i didnt go at it for an hour
#16 - anonymous (12/10/2012) [-]
actually happened to me....... First time having sex I lasted a good 40-45 minutes.... she thinks I lied about being a virgin.
#15 - anonymous (12/10/2012) [-]
Women Logic:
Great sex
Complains
#14 - divinedrgn (12/10/2012) [-]
Tell her that you Watch Porn! Then she will be both over joyed that you told her the truth and sicked that you watch porn!
User avatar #10 - shinote (12/10/2012) [-]
I masturbate a LOT & watch porn A LOT, and my first time I lasted an hour, pretty sure my girlfriend thought the same as this chick xD

No joke my girlfriend brags about me all the time how I'm "not a one minute man."

Little does she know, it's because I beat the **** out of my meat all the time >__>
User avatar #31 to #10 - nasavvy (12/10/2012) [-]
I beat all the time, and can make myself cum in like a minute.. Your my idol.
#21 to #10 - JamesN (12/10/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
#17 to #10 - anonymous (12/10/2012) [-]
I hated this comment so much that i actually did math to thumb it down, I HATE YOU AND YOU'RE LIFE!!
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#13 to #10 - amandatoddd **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#9 - mrloki (12/10/2012) [-]
**mrloki rolled a random image posted in comment #203 at facebook (1) ** never managed to past 25 minutes
#4 - nyawgga (12/09/2012) [-]
Four hours as a virgin..?
User avatar #359 to #4 - coldactill (12/12/2012) [-]
I read it as four hours being straight.
User avatar #34 to #4 - odinson (12/10/2012) [-]
I didn't finish my first time. Couldn't.

Inb4 "Cool story bro"
#182 to #34 - natedimes (12/10/2012) [-]
So I'm not alone...   
   
Nah but seriously I was actually thinking there was something wrong. I didn't even use a condom on my first time.   
   
Pic related, its what I felt like doing to myself
So I'm not alone...

Nah but seriously I was actually thinking there was something wrong. I didn't even use a condom on my first time.

Pic related, its what I felt like doing to myself
User avatar #342 to #182 - odinson (12/10/2012) [-]
I felt really bad, actually. I started to lose interest. At least she was satisfied.
User avatar #40 to #34 - seniorpokeman (12/10/2012) [-]
Same. I actually started getting bored after an hour.
User avatar #3 - dabronydude (12/09/2012) [-]
women leaves because she thinks you made 1 lie even tho you can last over 4 hours in bed...ye...
#1 - flomosho (12/09/2012) [-]
You fap with your right hand?!
You fap with your right hand?!
User avatar #333 to #1 - feferest (12/10/2012) [-]
Right Hand Master Race
User avatar #176 to #1 - christofferse ONLINE (12/10/2012) [-]
me too...
User avatar #22 to #1 - jinxbomb (12/10/2012) [-]
what about both?

#7 to #1 - innateshelf (12/09/2012) [-]
i do evrything with my right hand except fap my friends are stunned
#18 to #7 - Blarge **User deleted account** (12/10/2012) [-]
why do you tell your friends which hand you fap with
pic kinda related
#349 to #18 - innateshelf (12/11/2012) [-]
me and my friends are kinda wierd
User avatar #6 to #1 - sparkyoneonetwo (12/09/2012) [-]
I think most people do...
#2 to #1 - lordxdanswich (12/09/2012) [-]
You don't?
You don't?
#128 to #2 - benjah (12/10/2012) [-]
You use your hand?
User avatar #149 to #128 - pawnman (12/10/2012) [-]
How flexible are you?
User avatar #335 to #149 - PadreRasta (12/10/2012) [-]
Telepathy, my friend. We don't need hands.
User avatar #348 to #335 - telepathy (12/10/2012) [-]
its true PadreRasta, we dont
User avatar #23 to #2 - pawnman (12/10/2012) [-]
I am a righty but i jerk my gerkin with my left hand because when i first started i couldn't use the mouse with my left hand. Found the left hand to come more naturally.
User avatar #8 to #2 - flomosho (12/09/2012) [-]
People say you fap with your left hand .-.
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