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#187 - happygrowman
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#188 to #187 - happygrowman
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#180 - britishaccent
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laptop is kil
#186 to #180 - wonderglue
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no
#246 to #186 - spartusee
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si
#173 - thetattooedone
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I would die after 4 hours. I get sore.
#178 to #173 - reican
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(12/10/2012) [-]
You puny human is WEAK!
#230 to #178 - thetattooedone
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My vagina gets sore.
#249 to #230 - kaiizel
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gross
#341 to #249 - thetattooedone
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Why is that gross?
#355 to #341 - kaiizel
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No one wants to know about your vagina.
#356 to #355 - thetattooedone
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it wasn't about my vagina at 1st. I had to explain what I meant about being sore because I believe they thought my muscles would be sore. No one forced you to read it.
#357 to #356 - kaiizel
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(12/11/2012) [-]
"My vagina gets sore."
herpa derp.
#358 to #357 - thetattooedone
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I didn't say that at first. I just said, "I get sore". It's all up there ^^^^
#171 - graydiggy
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#164 - frantasium
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(12/10/2012) [-]
This comic, it gives me hope for when the time "Arises"
#142 - guidedhand
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(12/10/2012) [-]
>first time was 1 hr
>she said almost exactly the same words
well done old repost... something on the internet wasnt lying...
#143 to #142 - Theyneverknow
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An hour isn't that long
#166 to #143 - frantasium
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Not saying it's long but I'm willing to aim for it...
#147 to #143 - mechaemperor
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If you're considering 1 hour of continuous coitus, it is pretty long.
#148 to #147 - Theyneverknow
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(12/10/2012) [-]
It's..Really not
#352 to #148 - guidedhand
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have you ever actually had sex? anything more than 45 min and girls (and guys) start to get sore. if no ones getting sore, youre one lazy ****.
#353 to #352 - Theyneverknow
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The thumb count seems to agree with me, and anyway, what the hell does it matter to you how long a stranger on the internet lasts in bed?
#354 to #353 - guidedhand
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and just what was all this shebang started for? because you cared how long a stranger lasted in bed.
#163 to #148 - askafj
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(12/10/2012) [-]
someone has been watching porn too much
#152 to #148 - darkjustifier
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#153 to #152 - Theyneverknow
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Epic props for the gif, but if an hour is long, I'm worried for one of us.
#155 to #153 - darkjustifier
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(12/10/2012) [-]
Cheeky blighter.
#156 to #155 - Theyneverknow
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(12/10/2012) [-]
Seriously though...If an hour is long what the hell is normal?
#165 to #156 - shadsword
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roughly 30 minutes a shot
#169 to #165 - Theyneverknow
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(12/10/2012) [-]
Well ****.
#161 to #156 - multimedia
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Holy **** you're serious. Well, normal guys last from like 5-10 minutes from what I've been told. I last...well, I don't know how long I would last, since my medication makes it practically impossible to finish unless I take care of myself.
#167 to #161 - Theyneverknow
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....Please tell me you're joking
All (3) of my exs have said about an hour (I've only had sex with two of them)
If you think 5-10 minutes is normal what the HELL do you think premature ejaculation is?
#179 to #167 - anon
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I think what he's talking about is how long he'd last just *******. As a female, I think I shoułd probably weigh in here - sex, from absolute start to absolute finish, usually lasts 30 minutes to an hour, which is enough for me. It can be longer but that's if both people are being particularly persistent. Tbh, if the ******* part lasted longer than 10 minutes, I'd be bored out of my mind. Might also take it personally that it look them that long to finish.

The 4 hours in the post is just ridiculous though.
#181 to #179 - Theyneverknow
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If you get bored during straight up sex, he's doing it wrong.
I understand some women can't orgasm during sex, that sucks for them, but they still enjoy it.
#168 to #167 - multimedia
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And every girl and guy I'VE met testifies that 5-10 minutes is normal. I'm not joking.
#159 to #156 - darkjustifier
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I don't time myself I just go down on her.
#192 to #159 - anon
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Shut up, virgin.
#160 to #159 - Theyneverknow
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Wait are we talking about sex or going down?
I an hour would be a helluvalong time going down
#162 to #160 - darkjustifier
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Now I'm confused but I must go duty calls.
#151 to #148 - imnotkickthecat
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xxXpussyslayer117Xxx Is not amused by your single hour of sex.
#150 to #148 - anon
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(12/10/2012) [-]
HEY YOU. YOU'RE A FAGGOT.
#138 - witzelsucht
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Just going to remind you and give you a sense of urgency, none of us would want the future frontpage of FJ flooded with old reposts.
#111 - driplone
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Ba dum tss
#196 to #111 - hakeo
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#189 to #111 - lamarisagoodname
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#145 to #111 - marvl
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Oh god, you just made my day. See you in top comments
#131 to #111 - playersbewarned
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you cheeky bastard...
#92 - SunilCCXXXVII **User deleted account**
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lol I thought I was just good, I guess I owe my sucess to porn. My first time, made her cum 5 times, had scratches on my back.

thanks porn, she never stopped asking if I was a virgin..
#81 - apollyonyagami
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Alternate ending
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#78 - stocxt
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If only masturbating all day erry-day actually made you a sex master.
#146 to #78 - anon
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If you're masturbating all day everyday you'll last longer in bed. It takes longer to come, so that's why he lasted four hours, you can learn stuff from porn too, like how to eat out a girl.

My only sex tips are, when fingering, never put them inside her, always just rub the clitoris. Foreplay is equally as important to sex, take your time and she'll come.
#119 to #78 - ajaxtheking
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to be honest this has legit **** in it. not the lasting four ******* hours part but i did use what i know of sex from porn to make her squirt, you know the whole (blanking) before sex part where you finger, bite, caress, and the such. as for the me getting off, 2 thrusts and i was done.
i had to deal with that fishy smell for a week
#75 - fellmade
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exacly my first time oO we ****** about 2 hours and she came a couple of times - afterwards i said it was my first time and she said "no way!" - and the following days we ****** night to night xD
#154 to #75 - darkjustifier
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You think someone would do that, lie on the internet?
#140 to #75 - merkdox
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#130 to #75 - narlydude
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#82 to #75 - apollyonyagami
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#86 to #82 - cruzslzr
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Are you using that picture because you're mad that he actually gets pussy?If you wanted it so much, I'm positive you'd find a way.they say "he who truly wants, gets" and that isn't just for sex.it's for everything. Working out, attraction, better grades, confidence, money, jobs, anything If you truly wanted a new Nokia Lumia 920 I'm more than ******* positive you'd get your ass a job and buy this **** with your first paycheck. If you truly wanted to be successful, you'd wake up with a mentality of being great and outstanding from the general crowd. If you truly wanted to be a player, you'd work on your vocal skills, workout, and talk to a woman with a purpose, not as a friend but as someone who knows what he wants. Not everyone in the internet is a virgin my friend. Some of us have social lives, and some of us are getting laid...by REAL people of the opposite sex. With all the pussy around, you'd think the loners would finally ******* get some, but their insecurities are preventing them from anything. It's stupid as ****. I'm dating this average 8/10 girl with a great personality and great tits
I talk to her with a voice that can be heard, not something meek and shy
**** that, I know what I want and I can use my mouth to speak it.If she doesn't feel the same way, then **** her I'll move on to something else
rejection is better than regretting something undone
they say "he who hasn't fail, has not risked enough"
I'm sure I can't keep getting rejected by all the girls
and with my mentality and skills I can sweet-talk most girls because as soon as I make them laugh (just once) I have a mentality of them getting naked for me in my car
and that's my goal
and I do not stop at nothing to get there
It's a process
better yourself
be a ******* man, stop being a child hating on others because you can't do what they do.
It's like hating bill gates for being a genius and making microsoft
grow up, get pussy, and move on to the next
I'm ******* done here.
mfw too much text to read
#133 to #86 - axry
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What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ******. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little ****. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
#141 to #133 - anon
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lol its guerilla* warefare guy some top officer u are :O
#185 to #141 - anon
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Shut the **** up, anon.
#132 to #86 - residentevilfan
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#361 to #132 - cruzslzr
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#364 to #361 - residentevilfan
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I hate stupid people
#367 to #364 - cruzslzr
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you wouldn't know the definition of stupid if it woke you up
#127 to #86 - icefried
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#108 to #86 - anon
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LMAO read the first line of your ******* lecture and knew you were a tard, do you know what a ******* joke is? he's not hating you moron he was replying to the first comment that no one ******* cared about in the first place
#362 to #108 - cruzslzr
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youre an idiot they thumbed him up in agreement so theyre all hating on his skills faggot
#107 to #86 - neosword
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relax people
#363 to #107 - cruzslzr
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i hate you all
#136 to #107 - betaguy
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#126 to #93 - neosword
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change from Al-Quaeda to Al-Quef-a   
and i lol'd hard...
change from Al-Quaeda to Al-Quef-a
and i lol'd hard...
#87 to #86 - apollyonyagami
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#83 to #82 - fellmade
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you sneaked into my bedroom ... you son of a ****
#70 - FightClub
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This image has expired
i remember when this post was posted a year ago and i saved this image
#54 - sparkyoneonetwo
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(12/10/2012) [-]
my first time was like 3 mins then the dudes dad walked in on us....
#121 to #54 - greatboobya
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Sounds like best time ever.
#122 to #121 - sparkyoneonetwo
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it was ******* embarrassing
#123 to #122 - greatboobya
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Hah I can imagine. If I were a dude I bet my dad would murder me at the scene, he's VERY homophobic.
#124 to #123 - sparkyoneonetwo
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I thought I was going to die
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#97 to #96 - sparkyoneonetwo
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its to bad I"m not in school anymore would have loved to done things there
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#99 to #98 - sparkyoneonetwo
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maybe I'll just go break in to my old shcool and do it :p
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#101 to #100 - sparkyoneonetwo
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I'm not travailing 80 miles to have sex in my school :P
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#104 to #102 - sparkyoneonetwo
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hehe there 2 abandoned schools near me
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#106 to #105 - sparkyoneonetwo
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hehe would be fun
#71 to #54 - pimpinpenguin
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wut.
#72 to #71 - sparkyoneonetwo
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ummm.... not that hard to understand...
#73 to #72 - pimpinpenguin
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did you cum in his bum?



sorry, it just rhymed so i wanted to say it
#74 to #73 - sparkyoneonetwo
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I don't do that i"m a bottom....


and I was giving him head when his dad walked in
#109 to #74 - chriskwondo
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I'm abnormally surprised at the number of questions you're receiving on this subject. Then again, curiosity is better than hate I suppose. PROGRESS!
I'm abnormally surprised at the number of questions you're receiving on this subject. Then again, curiosity is better than hate I suppose. PROGRESS!
#110 to #109 - sparkyoneonetwo
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I was kinda shocked I didn't get a **** load of red thumbs....
#112 to #110 - chriskwondo
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I'm not really. You see, the internet has slowly evolved to accept the homosexual community, and only truly hate groups of people that threaten their way of life, such as the bronies. Black people, homosexuals, terrorists, all mildly accepted by the internet. Not women though, these people are sexist as ****.
I'm not really. You see, the internet has slowly evolved to accept the homosexual community, and only truly hate groups of people that threaten their way of life, such as the bronies. Black people, homosexuals, terrorists, all mildly accepted by the internet. Not women though, these people are sexist as ****.
#113 to #112 - sparkyoneonetwo
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my point is most of fj gets super pissed at me every time i bring up something gay
#114 to #113 - chriskwondo
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Well I'm very sorry to hear that. I find these stories fascinating as they offer a similar, yet differing perspective. I have a few gay friends that don't like to share any other detail besides "Never again" and "Salty"...
Well I'm very sorry to hear that. I find these stories fascinating as they offer a similar, yet differing perspective. I have a few gay friends that don't like to share any other detail besides "Never again" and "Salty"...
#116 to #114 - sparkyoneonetwo
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well I"m full of gay stories if you wanna chat ^w^
#117 to #116 - chriskwondo
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Naw bro, it's cool. I have to be up for a math final in 3 hours. As you can see, I've been prioritizing. Have a good one!
Naw bro, it's cool. I have to be up for a math final in 3 hours. As you can see, I've been prioritizing. Have a good one!
#118 to #117 - sparkyoneonetwo
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well good luck ^^
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#58 to #57 - sparkyoneonetwo
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I am a dude
#66 to #58 - commentorman
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#67 to #66 - sparkyoneonetwo
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by the amount of people bitching on fj about me need to stop telling people I'm gay. I figured the whole site would know by now...
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#60 to #59 - sparkyoneonetwo
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went something like this.

His dad walkin

oh **** I though he was going to kill us

looks around says"well....not what I thought I'd see"

walks out and never said another work about it.
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#63 to #62 - sparkyoneonetwo
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it was pretty ******* embarrassing
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#65 to #64 - sparkyoneonetwo
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I like getting caught.

getting caught by a dudes dad when we were at the time both pretty closet gay was the most embarrassing thing in my lif e
#53 - soundcheck
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****.....gave me a feel :( same thing happened to me
#51 - shiftyscent
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I remember my first time.
I remember my first time.
#134 to #51 - shiftyscent
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MFW
MFW
#49 - derak
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I... I didn't finish the first time I had sex, and we went for a solid hour...

My body was ready for the iron grip. pic related
#350 to #49 - coolcalx
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I have that same problem. it's awkward when you have to end up just doing it yourself
#252 to #49 - anon
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Same with me. It was, needless to say, disappointing...
#50 to #49 - anon
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That has to be one of the greatest pictures I have ever seen.
#43 - foreverxalone
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My regular is about an hour. I once went for 5 and a half - 6 hours and fogged up the reflective surfaces in her room. Much water was needed after. It was my proudest moment coming out of that bedroom.
#80 to #43 - anon
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says the guy with the username foreverxalone
#36 - phanact
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I knew of a guy who could go for like 3-4 hrs, or something
That's what his girlfriend said

I think that's too long

But then again... 10minutes is too short for me... Yea I shouldn't be talking