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#48 - tredbear
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#43 - Matoben
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(12/06/2012) [-]
my name is Matt. YOU'RE WELCOME.
#54 to #43 - philliyoMLB
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(12/06/2012) [-]
I can confirm this, I was card.
#47 to #43 - Ulmer
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(12/06/2012) [-]
I AM THE ORIGINAL MATT AND I WROTE THAT STIRRING, EMOTIONAL SPEECH
I AM THE ORIGINAL MATT AND I WROTE THAT STIRRING, EMOTIONAL SPEECH
#41 - anon
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(12/06/2012) [-]
Femanon has never been raped. They attempted to rape femanon, they failed.

Trained in martial arts since 10, go shooting on the weekends, carry benchmade with me everywhere.

Bitches need to learn self-defense. I understand and sympathize with about 80% of rape victims. But seriously in some cases, are you so dependent that you need to entrust your entire physical safety into what, the police, the government?

Yes, getting debilitatingly drunk in a shifty night club is an absolutely wonderful idea. There is no flaw in this plan.

The world isn't fair, all we can do is adapt.

do you even lift
#46 to #41 - andyslayer
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(12/06/2012) [-]
You can adapt by getting a dick up your ass
#254 to #46 - anon
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(12/06/2012) [-]
Try it
#261 to #254 - andyslayer
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(12/06/2012) [-]
Sure but I can't have just any dick. My ass is a temple, only the good dicks. Ha...gay
#37 - gotbannedicusvile
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(12/06/2012) [-]
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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to exclaim that the light-bulb has violated the socket, and the other to secretly wish that she was the socket.
#170 to #37 - tonyri
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(12/06/2012) [-]
Actually 12:

One to screw it in,
one to excoriate men for creating the need for illumination,
one to blame men for inventing such a faulty means of illumination,
one to suggest the whole "screwing" bit to be too "rape-like",
one to deconstruct the lightbulb itself as being phallic,
one to blame men for not changing the bulb,
one to blame men for trying to change the bulb instead of letting a woman do it,
one to blame men for creating a society that discourages women from changing light bulbs,
one to blame men for creating a society where women change too many light bulbs,
one to advocate that lightbulb changers should have wage parity with electricians,
one to alert the media that women are now "out-lightbulbing" men,
one to just sit there taking pictures for her blog for photo-evidence that men are unnecessary.
#42 to #37 - puccypirateisback **User deleted account**
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(12/06/2012) [-]
That's amazing because Feminists can't change anything.
#36 - zzarecky
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(12/06/2012) [-]
Mf2 my name's Matt
Mf2 my name's Matt
#71 to #36 - stallwallwriter
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(12/06/2012) [-]
Good God that gif makes me happy
#262 to #71 - zzarecky
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(12/13/2012) [-]
Just realized I called it mf2 instead of mfw D: Typos ;_;
#49 to #36 - tredbear
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(12/06/2012) [-]
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#33 - Alexmario
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(12/06/2012) [-]
#34 to #33 - Alexmario
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#32 - posalad
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(12/06/2012) [-]
>Comic has a ridiculous, unintelligible slander towards women thats meant to be a joke   
> People in comments ridicule feminism   
dafuq?
>Comic has a ridiculous, unintelligible slander towards women thats meant to be a joke
> People in comments ridicule feminism
dafuq?
#73 to #32 - anon
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(12/06/2012) [-]
shut up woman
#40 to #32 - samxdaxman
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(12/06/2012) [-]
youre forgetting all the people named matt telling every other matt their name is matt..
#21 - justbeinabrony
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(12/05/2012) [-]
mfw Matt's my name... and apparently if your name is in a post you HAVE TO TELL EVERYONE ABOUT IT....YOU MUST   
   
   
   
you must
mfw Matt's my name... and apparently if your name is in a post you HAVE TO TELL EVERYONE ABOUT IT....YOU MUST



you must
#186 to #21 - EdwardNigma ONLINE
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(12/06/2012) [-]
That feel when you have a weird, incredibly uncommon name and will never see your name in any post ever.
#74 to #21 - buthow
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(12/06/2012) [-]
All Matt's must unite.
#22 to #21 - lolwatthe
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(12/05/2012) [-]
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elder berries.
#24 to #22 - mvainer
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(12/06/2012) [-]
flecher la vache
#25 to #24 - lolwatthe
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(12/06/2012) [-]
Je ne sais pas françaises de la merde, désolé.
#26 to #25 - mvainer
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(12/06/2012) [-]
I take it you haven't seen monty python and the holy grail
#27 to #26 - lolwatthe
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(12/06/2012) [-]
I have, just not in a long while.
#28 to #27 - mvainer
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(12/06/2012) [-]
he says that before they launch the cow at them, in case you were wondering
#29 to #28 - leighlin
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(12/06/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
#30 to #29 - lolwatthe
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(12/06/2012) [-]
Better than launching the Trojan Rabbit.
Was that a condom joke? you'll be fast if you wear a Trojan?
#19 - outerspacebar
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(12/05/2012) [-]
Matts my name :)
#16 - silentscreams
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(12/05/2012) [-]
I can't lie, I live in a pretty bad neighborhood and I have been confronted on the street before by creepers, so I do fear being raped. Still, that's just where I live, feminists act like you have a 99.9999999% possibility of getting raped when you open your front door. I can't comprehend why there are feminists in America. Bitch, you have enough rights, stop complaining and get your ass to countries where women REALLY need it.
#31 to #16 - stripeygreenhat
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(12/06/2012) [-]
I don't think you watch the news. There have been plenty of infringements on women's rights. Just last year, the intravaginal ultrasound mandate nearly got passed in virginia. Plenty of Republians have recently tried to minimize the consequences of rape. Unfortunately, I think women's rights activists are still necessary.
#55 to #31 - asschwitz
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(12/06/2012) [-]
Yes but they are some that take it to an extreme. Where they think all men are pigs and think they should be the master race, hence the term feminazi.
#13 - inomonym
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(12/05/2012) [-]
My recently passed brother's name is Matt... and this comic suits his attitude.
My recently passed brother's name is Matt... and this comic suits his attitude.
#9 - bellus
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(12/05/2012) [-]
the pig in the crowd....
#128 to #9 - thereasonableperso
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(12/06/2012) [-]
Theres also an icebox.
#38 to #9 - yourmomtotherescue **User deleted account**
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#184 to #38 - EdwardNigma ONLINE
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(12/06/2012) [-]
I also see a ******* yeti.
#11 to #9 - idontneedausername
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(12/05/2012) [-]
Which one?
#259 to #11 - mariox
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(12/06/2012) [-]
Almost fell off my chair there, nice going.
#82 to #11 - pockettacos
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#68 to #11 - coldbloodify
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(12/06/2012) [-]
goddammit just take it already
#6 - vivalatoaster
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(12/05/2012) [-]
Bitches be bitchin'
#5 - phanact
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(12/05/2012) [-]
Feminists:

People who want equality, but then whine when a man doesn't hold open a door for them, because they're a women
#4 - raptorice
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(12/05/2012) [-]
#3 - bebonkers
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(12/05/2012) [-]
MFW my name is Matt
MFW my name is Matt
#23 to #3 - mrgamenerdreturns
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(12/05/2012) [-]
Cousin?
#2 - sweetdoctor
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(12/05/2012) [-]
Crap.
#1 - anon
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(12/05/2012) [-]
Anytime