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#205 - Ulmer (12/03/2012) [-]
i have no 						*******					 idea how to react to the new evil dead movie.   
   
they made ash a woman. a. woman.   
   
but then i see the trailers.   
   
and i'm intrigued.    
   
i don't know what my feelings are doing right now.
i have no ******* idea how to react to the new evil dead movie.

they made ash a woman. a. woman.

but then i see the trailers.

and i'm intrigued.

i don't know what my feelings are doing right now.
User avatar #207 to #205 - mcderfenschmirt (12/03/2012) [-]
They didn't make Ash a woman. The chick cutting off her arm in the trailer is someone else.
They wanted to make the movie different enough from the original that it isn't too predictable.

All in all I'm pretty excited for it.
#209 to #207 - Ulmer (12/03/2012) [-]
by jove, i honestly though ash was a woman. please, good sir, if you would be so kind as to give me the source of your news, i would feel much better about it.
#198 - wingeddemon (12/03/2012) [-]
Can anyone give me a link to watch return of the living dead 2? I would like to see that movie again.
User avatar #193 - esmebuffay (12/03/2012) [-]
No matter what I'm ****** , zombies are my one and only phobia, I've got to the point where I can watch zombie movies no problem and not have nightmares but a few years ago if I even though about zombies I wouldn't be able to sleep that night. But if it happened for real I'd be too paralyzed with fear to move, I'd probably slip into insanity five minutes in.
User avatar #188 - shadohfaux (12/03/2012) [-]
cant wait for Warm Bodies this febuary :P
User avatar #182 - tyrain (12/03/2012) [-]
wow, I'm pretty suprised that Slither is listed
I know nobody besides me who knows it...
#180 - mastercolossus (12/03/2012) [-]
where is world war Z?
User avatar #179 - eight ONLINE (12/03/2012) [-]
I hope this post ends the debate of which zombies are scarier and more dangerous. Always the fast buggers!
#178 - hurryburrofthewest (12/03/2012) [-]
Correction: In Quarantine, they were possessed.
#186 to #178 - anonymous (12/03/2012) [-]
No they weren't, it shows in the movie how the disease is transferred first through the animals then to the people, and then how it spread through the people, through exchanges of bodily fluids.
#189 to #186 - hurryburrofthewest (12/03/2012) [-]
And it also shows all the newspapers on the walls in the creepy attic that are about doomsday prophets. The second one explains it, at least in the REC series.
User avatar #163 - djlonthree (12/03/2012) [-]
i need this for my home
#155 - gergen (12/03/2012) [-]
And this glorious man will continue to go unnoticed. Shame.

The remake is going to suck.
User avatar #210 to #155 - mcderfenschmirt (12/03/2012) [-]
I don't think it's going to suck at all. It looks really awesome.
#184 to #155 - asasqw (12/03/2012) [-]
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User avatar #170 to #167 - gergen (12/03/2012) [-]
Fukken saved. Thank you sir.
User avatar #187 to #170 - aerosol ONLINE (12/03/2012) [-]
no problem
User avatar #164 to #155 - mothafuckingbatman (12/03/2012) [-]
Bruce Cambell Gave His Approval On The Finished Work..So, It Might Be Good
User avatar #169 to #164 - gergen (12/03/2012) [-]
I'm skeptical about it. It looks like it's trying to pander to too big of an audience. I mean, that's a good thing in that it will get noticed, but I still feel as though it will falter because of it.
User avatar #175 to #169 - mothafuckingbatman (12/03/2012) [-]
I'm skeptical also, and the fact that Bruce isn't goin to appear at all bugs me, but in today's age in cinema, to make a horror movie be more comedic than scary has never gone well in the recent years, so Sam Raimi through the comedy bits out, but left in some iconic scenes in (the hand severing, the tree rape to name a few) might make it a very good horror movie
User avatar #181 to #175 - gergen (12/03/2012) [-]
I'm all for having a bit of black humor, but everyone I know seems to keep mistaking the first two films. Evil Dead 2 was the horror/comedy. The original Evil Dead was straight ******** horror. Like I said, it'd be great if it had some comedic moments, but I don't believe it's necessary.

I really wanna see that girl cut her hand off. **** looks ******* gruesome.
User avatar #185 to #181 - mothafuckingbatman (12/03/2012) [-]
while we are on the subject of the first two....is evil dead 2 a sequel or a remake...i mean ash has no memory of the cabin or the book...have they ever really answered this question?
User avatar #191 to #185 - gergen (12/03/2012) [-]
Evil Dead 2 was more of a sequel than a remake, but it usually just goes by sequel/remake. The beginning is like one of those TV show moments, where in the beginning of the show, they show "Last time on blah blah blah" and show you clips from the last episode. Same basic idea for Evil Dead 2, except they cut out everyone except Linda and Ash to save time and money. It's not that it's a different film, it's just three-fifths of the characters from the first film weren't cost effective.
User avatar #195 to #191 - mothafuckingbatman (12/03/2012) [-]
makes sense...that question has been bugging me for years
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User avatar #150 - darthblam (12/03/2012) [-]
And then you've got ones from L4D where they've mutated into terrible monstrosities.. and can ******* coordinate like predators.

Probably high up in the "You're screwed" section.... especially with the tanks.
#310 to #150 - angelious (12/03/2012) [-]
they are actually in the chart.right next to day z zombies.you just cant see them cause they are so high up
#149 - finni (12/03/2012) [-]
And then you have the walking dead
User avatar #148 - timxhorton (12/03/2012) [-]
was on reddit first
#141 - intimeaux (12/03/2012) [-]
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User avatar #133 - slendercam (12/03/2012) [-]
Fun Fact: Quarantine was actually strongly based off of the Spanish movie REC(which I don't see on here. Bummer.) in which the zombies were possessed, not diseased.
User avatar #157 to #133 - thejerseyjenn (12/03/2012) [-]
REC definately had a stronger fright level
User avatar #144 to #133 - ofc (12/03/2012) [-]
Yea they you could call them zombies but I don't think there's really a word for being infected by rabies..
User avatar #147 to #144 - crabberson (12/03/2012) [-]
Infected
User avatar #125 - ratmage (12/03/2012) [-]
How is it that Zombieland is on the dumb side of the spectrum? While it could've been a one-off joke, the zombies were smart enough to learn that humans are extremely vulnerable in the bathroom. Seems pretty smart to me.
#130 to #125 - scientistsalarian (12/03/2012) [-]
then go make a new awesome chart like this jackas
#152 to #130 - ironstrike (12/03/2012) [-]
Future tip:

when calling someone a jackass, please call them a jackass and not a jackas.
#153 to #152 - scientistsalarian (12/03/2012) [-]
oh thank god, hey everybody, he caught my spelling mistake
#161 to #153 - ironstrike (12/03/2012) [-]
I R DERH SMARTEREST.

Of CoRsE i CaUgHt Ur SpElLiNg MiStAkEz.
#162 to #161 - ironstrike (12/03/2012) [-]
inb4 someone corrects my sarcastic fail at grammar.

you know what I'm probably too late.
User avatar #124 - puffyspd (12/03/2012) [-]
28 Days Later is the #1 zombie movie. Speaking of zombies did anyone watch the mid-season finale of The Walking Dead tonight?
User avatar #159 to #124 - thejerseyjenn (12/03/2012) [-]
I really wish they didn't leave so much for February and that they would answer more questions instead of giving us more.
User avatar #145 to #124 - darkvenomx (12/03/2012) [-]
Dude, beast episode
User avatar #135 to #124 - CRosBY (12/03/2012) [-]
That show sucks.
#146 to #135 - ofc (12/03/2012) [-]
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User avatar #137 to #135 - puffyspd (12/03/2012) [-]
Season 2 sucked. Season 3 they have improved so much.
User avatar #254 to #137 - CRosBY (12/03/2012) [-]
I watched one and two, so far i haven't bothered with three.
User avatar #190 to #137 - esmebuffay (12/03/2012) [-]
They changed the show runner half way through, it was really noticeable. This first half of season two much much too slow, and they had to play catch up in for alot of the second half, fixing all the dumb **** the first guy did and tying up all the loose ends. That was why season two was so much worse than season one and three.
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#118 - mrredfield (12/03/2012) [-]
<mfw Zombies
<mfw Zombies
User avatar #116 - I Am Monkey (12/03/2012) [-]
If you count the things from Omega Man as zombies then they're by far the smartest.
(If they count then the I Am Legend things would have to be up there too)
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