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#153 - anonymous (12/03/2012) [-]
Just buy a Fleshlight, n00bs.
User avatar #166 to #153 - jokeface (12/03/2012) [-]
You wanna cough up the 60 bucks? That'd be sweet.
User avatar #179 to #166 - landerp (12/03/2012) [-]
cheaper than having a girlfriend.
User avatar #192 to #179 - jokeface (12/03/2012) [-]
Touche.
User avatar #148 - randomlunchbox (12/03/2012) [-]
What's the tube, a pringels can?
User avatar #158 to #148 - hongkong ONLINE (12/03/2012) [-]
just a glass, what i can see
#144 - anonymous (12/03/2012) [-]
FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKER! I now have glass all in my nut sack and am bleeding everywhere. You never told us not to use a glass cup, fuck how am I suppose to explain this! IM SO FUCKING FUCKED THANKS A LOT ASSHOLE.
#152 to #144 - apocalypseboyz (12/03/2012) [-]
Directions weren't clear enough, got my dick caught in a fan.
User avatar #190 to #152 - alexthebest ONLINE (12/03/2012) [-]
Directions weren't clear, I circumcised myself and converted to Judaism.
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User avatar #150 to #144 - cannibislover (12/03/2012) [-]
dumbass.
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#149 to #144 - eros **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#136 - yourmomsfuckbuddy (12/03/2012) [-]
I desperate

But not that desperate
#138 to #136 - ironstrike (12/03/2012) [-]
Sadly, I find myself thinking this way too much. Mostly because I don't smoke Marijuana anymore, I only drink a couple beers now and then and I work with a ton of cute girls.

So going to a party is essentially what I do at work. Just with less weed and beer.
#143 to #139 - ironstrike (12/03/2012) [-]
**ironstrike rolled a random image posted in comment #2081022 at MLP Friendly Board **

Thank you.

I was going to include "inb4 cool story bro" but I thought maybe... just MAYBE nobody would reply with the generic, over-used, really old, not funny anymore "cool story, bro" comment.

LOL
#145 to #143 - yourmomsfuckbuddy (12/03/2012) [-]
well im off to the NSFW so goodbye
#146 to #145 - ironstrike (12/03/2012) [-]
**ironstrike rolled a random image posted in comment #23 at Darwin award nominee **

cool story, bro.
#133 - anonymous (12/03/2012) [-]
tried it
took way too godanm long
#132 - justtocomment (12/03/2012) [-]
Pro mode: Use rough side of sponge instead.
Hardcore mode: Steel wool.
#137 to #132 - ironstrike (12/03/2012) [-]
Pro mode: rough side.
Hardcore mode: Steel wool.
Insane mode: Cup of razors+alcohol.

User avatar #131 - tonysangiorgio (12/03/2012) [-]
It's even more realistic feeling if you dip the sponges in warm water first.
Just saying.
#140 to #131 - ironstrike (12/03/2012) [-]
It's even more realistic if you kill your cat and or dog, and drain soak their blood into the sponge too.

Just saying.
#124 - pickingAnameSUCKS (12/03/2012) [-]
It's amazing. I don't even have to scroll down to know how many stupid fucking unoriginal overused "OH NO, THE INSTRUCTIONS WEREN'T CLEAR ENOUGH, I MANAGED TO GET MY DICK CAUGHT IN A CEILING FAN" type jokes there are.

Pic is super fucking related.
User avatar #176 to #124 - cookiel (12/03/2012) [-]
thank god I already fapped before seeing this comment
#126 to #124 - anonymous (12/03/2012) [-]
"oh my god i have the funniest comment idea, shit someone beat me to it, i'm going to rage and let funnyjunk know how angry i am!"
User avatar #129 to #126 - pickingAnameSUCKS (12/03/2012) [-]
They aren't even funny any more. The first few times, sure. But holy shit. It's like bandwagon content. Same shit over and over, next week (or month, whenever. It WILL happen) people will be bored of it and thumb it to hell.

Sorry anon, you're fucking stupid. I don't rage because somebody beat me to doing something, I'd thumb em up. I DO rage when shit gets annoying and massively overused.
#121 - sandnigglets (12/03/2012) [-]
I think I fucked up
I think I fucked up
#116 - meuandme ONLINE (12/03/2012) [-]
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#114 - commanderchicken (12/03/2012) [-]
Will that really keep my sponges dry?
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User avatar #112 - nightroller (12/03/2012) [-]
Hmmm, I must have misread the instructions. Somehow I got a sponge stuck up my ass
User avatar #108 - dawgfan (12/03/2012) [-]
Not clear enough on the instructions
The preschool caught on fire and 25 kids died
Oh and my dick exploded
#105 - skorchy (12/03/2012) [-]
I'm not sure if someone at walmart is going to judge me for buying all of these at the same time with some form of lubricant.
#142 to #105 - anonymous (12/03/2012) [-]
Think about that for a second....you're worried that someone...AT WALMART....is going to judge you. Have you even seen the people who shop at Walmart?
#115 to #105 - muchosgustaman (12/03/2012) [-]
Buy stuff like bathroom and kitchen supplies to make it less conspicuous.
User avatar #103 - xXScrappyJrXx (12/03/2012) [-]
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#97 - welshdrag (12/03/2012) [-]
>mfw no plastic gloves in house
User avatar #151 to #97 - sonicsyndicate ONLINE (12/03/2012) [-]
i only have one sponge
User avatar #147 to #97 - sterlingarcher (12/03/2012) [-]
Its okay, I have no sponges -_-
#127 to #97 - jewfrosdsd (12/03/2012) [-]
> mfw i couldn't find my dick in the house
#96 - bknob (12/03/2012) [-]
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