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#153 - Womens Study Major (12/03/2012) [-]
Just buy a Fleshlight, n00bs.
User avatar #166 to #153 - jokeface (12/03/2012) [-]
You wanna cough up the 60 bucks? That'd be sweet.
User avatar #179 to #166 - landerp (12/03/2012) [-]
cheaper than having a girlfriend.
User avatar #192 to #179 - jokeface (12/03/2012) [-]
Touche.
User avatar #148 - randomlunchbox (12/03/2012) [-]
What's the tube, a pringels can?
User avatar #158 to #148 - hongkong ONLINE (12/03/2012) [-]
just a glass, what i can see
#144 - Womens Study Major (12/03/2012) [-]
**** YOU ************ ! I now have glass all in my nut sack and am bleeding everywhere. You never told us not to use a glass cup, **** how am I suppose to explain this! IM SO ******* ****** THANKS A LOT ASSHOLE.
#152 to #144 - apocalypseboyz (12/03/2012) [-]
Directions weren't clear enough, got my dick caught in a fan.
User avatar #190 to #152 - alexthebest (12/03/2012) [-]
Directions weren't clear, I circumcised myself and converted to Judaism.
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User avatar #150 to #144 - cannibislover (12/03/2012) [-]
dumbass.
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#149 to #144 - eros **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#136 - yourmomsfuckbuddy (12/03/2012) [-]
I desperate

But not that desperate
#138 to #136 - ironstrike (12/03/2012) [-]
Sadly, I find myself thinking this way too much. Mostly because I don't smoke Marijuana anymore, I only drink a couple beers now and then and I work with a ton of cute girls.

So going to a party is essentially what I do at work. Just with less weed and beer.
#143 to #139 - ironstrike (12/03/2012) [-]
**ironstrike rolled a random image posted in comment #2081022 at MLP Friendly Board **

Thank you.

I was going to include "inb4 cool story bro" but I thought maybe... just MAYBE nobody would reply with the generic, over-used, really old, not funny anymore "cool story, bro" comment.

LOL
#145 to #143 - yourmomsfuckbuddy (12/03/2012) [-]
well im off to the **** so goodbye
#146 to #145 - ironstrike (12/03/2012) [-]
**ironstrike rolled a random image posted in comment #23 at Darwin award nominee **

cool story, bro.
#133 - Womens Study Major (12/03/2012) [-]
tried it
took way too godanm long
#132 - justtocomment (12/03/2012) [-]
Pro mode: Use rough side of sponge instead.
Hardcore mode: Steel wool.
#137 to #132 - ironstrike (12/03/2012) [-]
Pro mode: rough side.
Hardcore mode: Steel wool.
Insane mode: Cup of razors+alcohol.

User avatar #131 - tonysangiorgio (12/03/2012) [-]
It's even more realistic feeling if you dip the sponges in warm water first.
Just saying.
#140 to #131 - ironstrike (12/03/2012) [-]
It's even more realistic if you kill your cat and or dog, and drain soak their blood into the sponge too.

Just saying.
#124 - pickingAnameSUCKS (12/03/2012) [-]
It's amazing. I don't even have to scroll down to know how many stupid ******* unoriginal overused "OH NO, THE INSTRUCTIONS WEREN'T CLEAR ENOUGH, I MANAGED TO GET MY DICK CAUGHT IN A CEILING FAN" type jokes there are.

Pic is super ******* related.
User avatar #176 to #124 - cookiel (12/03/2012) [-]
thank god I already fapped before seeing this comment
#126 to #124 - Womens Study Major (12/03/2012) [-]
"oh my god i have the funniest comment idea, **** someone beat me to it, i'm going to rage and let funnyjunk know how angry i am!"
User avatar #129 to #126 - pickingAnameSUCKS (12/03/2012) [-]
They aren't even funny any more. The first few times, sure. But holy **** . It's like bandwagon content. Same **** over and over, next week (or month, whenever. It WILL happen) people will be bored of it and thumb it to hell.

Sorry anon, you're ******* stupid. I don't rage because somebody beat me to doing something, I'd thumb em up. I DO rage when **** gets annoying and massively overused.
#121 - sandnigglets (12/03/2012) [-]
I think I 						******					 up
I think I ****** up
#116 - meuandme ONLINE (12/03/2012) [-]
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#114 - commanderchicken (12/03/2012) [-]
Will that really keep my sponges dry?
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User avatar #112 - nightroller (12/03/2012) [-]
Hmmm, I must have misread the instructions. Somehow I got a sponge stuck up my ass
User avatar #108 - dawgfan (12/03/2012) [-]
Not clear enough on the instructions
The preschool caught on fire and 25 kids died
Oh and my dick exploded
#105 - skorchy (12/03/2012) [-]
I'm not sure if someone at walmart is going to judge me for buying all of these at the same time with some form of lubricant.
#142 to #105 - Womens Study Major (12/03/2012) [-]
Think about that for a second....you're worried that someone...AT WALMART....is going to judge you. Have you even seen the people who shop at Walmart?
#115 to #105 - muchosgustaman (12/03/2012) [-]
Buy stuff like bathroom and kitchen supplies to make it less conspicuous.
User avatar #103 - xXScrappyJrXx (12/03/2012) [-]
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#97 - welshdrag (12/03/2012) [-]
>mfw no plastic gloves in house
User avatar #151 to #97 - sonicsyndicate (12/03/2012) [-]
i only have one sponge
User avatar #147 to #97 - sterlingarcher (12/03/2012) [-]
Its okay, I have no sponges -_-
#127 to #97 - jewfrosdsd (12/03/2012) [-]
> mfw i couldn't find my dick in the house
#96 - bknob (12/03/2012) [-]
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