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#14 - videogameboard **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #15 to #14 - mcintoshapple (12/02/2012) [-]
I think we've all had a weird dream. One time, i was dreaming i was at college and ******* every hot chick there, then BLAM! zombie dream. With a shark that defied the laws of physics.
#12 - maxiscool (12/02/2012) [-]
those dreams where you are dating the girl of your dreams and it feels so real. I just wake up with the biggest feels everytiem
#11 - bricktop (12/02/2012) [-]
this may come in handy
User avatar #10 - nalenthi (12/01/2012) [-]
I am loving reading peoples dreams. Why can't I have dreams this ******* insane?

I once had a dream where there was a tower, there was a strange creature in the tower, like an imp, but it had wings like dry leaves, and it's eyes were very human. He was named Matt and wore one shoe.

I had two dreams about Matt, in the first, I was very scared of him, and steered clear of the tower, but kept seeing him. In the second dream, I remember him walking beside me, and I asked him why he only wore one shoe. I don't remember his answer, but we were having a friendly conversation despite the fact I found his appearance terrifying.
User avatar #9 - captinchikin (12/01/2012) [-]
I had a weird dream last night...
I was in an airsoft/paintball shop in the middle of some field, and then the zombie apocalypse started out of nowhere. We had to kill all the ******* zombies with airsoft guns. We ended up winning, and when we walked outside, we were on a beach. The zombies made the seagulls forget how to mate, and they were about to go extinct, so we had to pick them up and make them mate to teach them....
User avatar #8 - roflstorm ONLINE (12/01/2012) [-]
I had a ******* morbid ass dream last night
I had a dream that my ankles were severed almost clean off my leg and were only attached by a flap of skin. and i was ******* walking around too. Every step i took they were flopping around everywhere like shoes that were 4 sizes too big and didnt have the laces done up.And on the off step i heard the clacking of my shin bones clacking together at the 2 bone ends clacked together and there was blood ******* EVERYWHERE. I actually felt myself fall and hit the ground every few steps because i kept slipping on my own puddle of blood gushing from my legs. and it wouldnt stop! it just wouldnt fuking stop bleeding! The blood just keep gushing out! there was a literal river of blood behind me! People keep slipping and children were helpless to get up under their own strength and they drowned in my severed ankle blood. DOZENS OF CHILDREN WERE BREATHING MY ANKLE BLOOD INTO THEIR LUNGS AND DROWNING.
WHAT THE **** DREAM
WHAT THE ****
#22 to #8 - mtandy (12/02/2012) [-]
I feel I've been on the internet too long, this what's made me laugh the hardest on FJ this week I think.
I feel I've been on the internet too long, this what's made me laugh the hardest on FJ this week I think.
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#6 - SpaceZombie (12/01/2012) [-]
Last night, I dreamed I was Pocahontas. I had to save my tribe from an evil little girl, who was killing my people and she turned out to be an alien.
Last night, I dreamed I was Pocahontas. I had to save my tribe from an evil little girl, who was killing my people and she turned out to be an alien.
User avatar #5 - strun (12/01/2012) [-]
I actually had a dream there was a volcano behind my house
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User avatar #3 - xalucardx (12/01/2012) [-]
Basically me
User avatar #2 - zodeax (12/01/2012) [-]
i love you
User avatar #1 - officerofwar (12/01/2012) [-]
Dreams, why you so silly?
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