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User avatar #66 - Danzig (12/02/2012) [-]
I had a dream I went back in time by drinking some potion. Then a while later I was like, this is cool and all, but I want to go back, drank another potion, woke up.
User avatar #67 to #66 - Danzig (12/02/2012) [-]
Also I have zombie dreams almost every night but who cares about that
#65 - feelythefeel (12/02/2012) [-]
I have a recurring dream where i violently twist and tear at my teeth until they come out. Interestingly, it's almost always my right canine tooth.
User avatar #64 - austton (12/02/2012) [-]
Lots of Charles Dickens in this thread...
User avatar #63 - jalthelas ONLINE (12/02/2012) [-]
**jalthelas rolled a random comment #2105482 posted by lightarcanine at MLP Friendly Board ** :
Oh, I have GIMP. I just have no idea how to do shit.
User avatar #62 - scrumdiddlyumpshus (12/02/2012) [-]
i had a dream once that my grampa was at my house for some reason, except my house was a giant mansion and it was just a bunch of empty rooms with wooden double-doors, and me and my family were trying to get my grampa away from my cat, who was hissing and sprinting and lunging at my grampa. it was so weird. dreams are effed up.
User avatar #60 - rokkarokkaali (12/02/2012) [-]
This night I had a dream I was on a cliff trying to get to a chest on a ledge in the middle of a cliff. So I went full Ezio mode and made it in, trying to get all the chests whilst opening doors that opened more ways into the cliff. Then I got com'd by Rolan from Borderlands saying to watch out. I ended up killing a bunch of templars and the last two said they were working for Roland, so I hid behind a corner waiting for them and one said,"We're with double agents of Roland" because he was an idiot and didn't know how to answer a question. I called my assassins and teabagged the dead corpses. Why was my dream so amazing?
User avatar #59 - samxdaxman ONLINE (12/02/2012) [-]
everyone here has all these morbid-ass dreams.

the worst i had was when i got into a boxing match with a guy made entirely of pretzel sticks. oh, and i bit off his nose.
#58 - combatfrogs (12/02/2012) [-]
I had a dream when I was little where I was in my house, walked out to see that only the house, the front, the back yard, and some land to either side so you could run around the house, and a giant sandwich chased me around.
I killed it by hitting a button on the side of my house and a stair case popped out of the roof, rolled down, and killed it.
Went to the top of the roof to find my Mom and Step-dad fighting soup.
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#53 - thereasonableperso (12/02/2012) [-]
While we're sharing dreams:
>be leader of massive mercenary army
>meteors start falling from the sky
>my army goes to retreive them
>cookies all over meteor crash site
>aliens that look like Jesus show up
>they kill half my army and take the cookies
>But leave behind glowing piles of crackers
>all of a sudden a flying submarine lands near me
>10/10 females with assault rifles climb out
>i get a boner
>they notice
>they say they're out of my league
>Spaghetti falls out of my pockets
>the world implodes
>wake up
What the fuck sub-conscienous
#54 to #53 - thereasonableperso (12/02/2012) [-]
Sorry for bad spelling.
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User avatar #48 - angelmatvey (12/02/2012) [-]
I'm never in my dreams, I'm always watching them. But one time I had a dream where all my friends were locked in some kind of facility with zombie-monsters and a lot of them got killed and eaten.

Considering I was about twelve, it was slightly alarming.
User avatar #51 to #48 - theugandanhero (12/02/2012) [-]
Stuff like that happens around the age of puberty because the level of hormones are constantly spiking and dipping.
#47 - alicholo (12/02/2012) [-]
I had this one really weird dream too.
So I would just be chilling with my best friend on a ship when these guys boarded it. This girl then came up to me and gave this thing I had to deliver with my friend, then the bad guys burst into the room and captured her. My friend and I got off the ship and ended up in some desert. My friend kept wanting not to follow me, but I kept telling him we had to deliver the thing and walking away. Out of nowhere we get abducted by this desert tribe of people. They have us sold to this weird family that takes us to their home, but eventually we get one of them to understand that it's super important for us to make this delivery. He takes us to this old man we apparently need to deliver it to, and the guy taking us has like a mind blowing revelation when he talks to the old man. So then we have to go to some other place, and I end up following this douche across the whole galaxy. MFW I fucking hate Tatooine.
#46 - anonymous (12/02/2012) [-]
My dreams usually go like this.

I 'wake up'. When I say that I just appear in my room, and it's 6 in the morning. Everything starts normal except one thing. My dad ignores me. Anything I say or do he just ignores me. a few minutes later, my mom starts to ignore me. It's like I don't exists. I ignore it and go to my bus stop, get on the bus, go to school. I sit down and there are my friends. We are talking and about, 5 minutes into the conversation and they begin to ignore me, just like my parents did. So I'm thinking "What the fuck!", bell rings and classes start. Throughout the day more and more people begin to ignore me. At then end of the day, I walk out and head to my bus. Normally, the bus driver opens the door to let me in. Nope. Not this time. I'm ignored. Get on the bus and no one notices me, not like they did before but still. Weird shit. I get home and I'm just completely removed from everything. I check my phone, no messages. Go on facebook, no new post.

TL;DR More and more people think I don't exists and ignore me as the day goes on. No idea what it means.
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User avatar #45 - alyosha (12/02/2012) [-]
I had a dream where I was watching an alien invasion movie that was set at my college. I was actually sitting in front of a television watching a movie where aliens were destroying my college. Then I saw the marching band director, who I strongly dislike, in the movie. Thought, "oh, it's the marching band director! I don't like him, but it's cool they actually got real faculty to make cameo appearances in the movie!" Then a swarm of aliens killed the band director. Now, this guy is married to his best friend's sister BECAUSE he got her pregnant - we're not dealing with the best humanity has to offer. So I laughed my ass off at watching him horribly act out a death scene in a movie with really cheesy special effects, and was really sad when I woke up and realized the movie didn't exist and I couldn't go show all my other friends.
User avatar #44 - impaledsandwich ONLINE (12/02/2012) [-]
A couple nights ago I dreamed that a German stole my CD player. Not sure what that's supposed to mean.
User avatar #43 - psikid (12/02/2012) [-]
I had a dream that was sorta similar, except instead of a convience store, I ran to a PlayGround Except this one was like fifty feet tall for some reason, and you had to hop from these blocks that the lava didn't melt for some reason.
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