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#109 - gingertank **User deleted account**
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#105 - vidhu
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(11/30/2012) [-]
am i the only one who covers by putting it between the legs?
#297 to #105 - masterfluffydubs
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(11/30/2012) [-]
yep. That would typically stick out like a red thumb.


And by red thumb I mean a goddamn boner.
#107 to #105 - thegingermancan
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(11/30/2012) [-]
i pull mine up under my shirt so when i stretch the little guy can get some air
i pull mine up under my shirt so when i stretch the little guy can get some air
#113 to #107 - googlie
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little....
#104 - TravisPastrana
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(11/30/2012) [-]
**TravisPastrana rolled a random image posted in comment #85 at Scooby-Doo ** >mfw im hiding my boner
#103 - cerealisticbeing **User deleted account**
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#102 - crafty
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(11/30/2012) [-]
>Bad with women   
>Whenever attractive girl talks to me get awkward boner   
>So I normally just talk to girls over internet or facebook or whatever   
>Talking to girl over internet for a few weeks now   
>7.5/10 with cool personality and dat ass   
>Ask if she wants to go to movie on Saturday she says yes   
>Day of movies   
>Worried about obvious boner but don't want to waistband that ****   
>Come up with idea to duct tape penis to leg   
>The smarterest.jpg   
>7.5 arrives and rings doorbell I open door   
>7.5 is upgraded to solid 9   
>Oh lawd she's wearing jeans that show off her perfect ass   
>Can't stand sight in front of me I get dizzy from the massive amount of blood that runs to fuel my instant boner   
>Penis shoots to attention while still taped to my leg   
>Proceed to kick bitch in face   
>End of date    
>Accurate portrayal
>Bad with women
>Whenever attractive girl talks to me get awkward boner
>So I normally just talk to girls over internet or facebook or whatever
>Talking to girl over internet for a few weeks now
>7.5/10 with cool personality and dat ass
>Ask if she wants to go to movie on Saturday she says yes
>Day of movies
>Worried about obvious boner but don't want to waistband that ****
>Come up with idea to duct tape penis to leg
>The smarterest.jpg
>7.5 arrives and rings doorbell I open door
>7.5 is upgraded to solid 9
>Oh lawd she's wearing jeans that show off her perfect ass
>Can't stand sight in front of me I get dizzy from the massive amount of blood that runs to fuel my instant boner
>Penis shoots to attention while still taped to my leg
>Proceed to kick bitch in face
>End of date
>Accurate portrayal
#121 to #102 - ofwgbagelbites
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#122 to #121 - crafty
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#123 to #122 - ofwgbagelbites
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#124 to #123 - crafty
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#126 to #124 - ofwgbagelbites
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#129 to #126 - crafty
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Hm can't find a suitable reaction to this so i guess you win this round.
#130 to #129 - ofwgbagelbites
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(11/30/2012) [-]
We can share the victory.
We can share the victory.
#101 - doctorlean **User deleted account**
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#99 - executorchunk
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(11/30/2012) [-]
I live by this one rule. It is a rule a developed some ten years ago when I was still in middle school. I carried it with me through college to this very day. And now I am going to share it with you fine gentleman of Funny Junk..

A fap a day keeps the boners away.
#202 to #99 - lejontronman
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(11/30/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
#97 - downwiththesicknes
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(11/30/2012) [-]
The 'lay down' with a boner would snap your dick in half
#96 - BabyPainter
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#95 - farticle **User deleted account**
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#94 - ontherun
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(11/30/2012) [-]
Walk with pride
Walk with pride
#91 - deathleprechaun
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(11/30/2012) [-]
*Lie* down
#89 - ooi
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(11/30/2012) [-]
I usually go with this.
#88 - zeustesticle
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(11/30/2012) [-]
Am I the only one who isn't really embarassed by having a boner?
#100 to #88 - theo is awsome
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(11/30/2012) [-]
i only wear pajama pants so obviously i dont care about showing off mah bone
i only wear pajama pants so obviously i dont care about showing off mah bone
#90 to #88 - tomoyomomo
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(11/30/2012) [-]
yes.
#84 - jakeattack
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**jakeattack rolled a random image posted in comment #82 at The Mans Man ** how i hide my boner
#81 - roflstorm ONLINE
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(11/30/2012) [-]
11. Stick up into your waist band
12. Baggy pants
#79 - baditch ONLINE
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(11/30/2012) [-]
I just keep mine in the Lock-and-stow position. I can have a boner all day in school. Discreet as ****.
#77 - lavasoft
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(11/30/2012) [-]
If only my dick was big enough to be noticed when I'm having a boner...
#309 to #77 - masterfluffydubs
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(11/30/2012) [-]
you'd be a good subject for one of tardaasa 's comics :3
#299 to #77 - masterfluffydubs
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lol
#76 - rawrbowwow
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(11/30/2012) [-]
**rawrbowwow rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at russian gangsta ** Everyone else is doing it, so might as well.
How I hide my boner.
#93 to #76 - eyeofseven
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