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#44 - afreeti ONLINE (11/27/2012) [-]
SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKER!!!!

This right is a wasp; not just any old pussy wasp.
Its a Habrobracon a parasitic wasp that eats, and lays its eggs in insects
which include caterpillars grasshoppers and yes COCKROACHES
it can also take up to 150,000 rads to kill one of these suckers that's 7x more radiation then for a cockroach
so when the cockroach shoots victory as the last human succumbs to radiation sickness this motherfucker here will swoop in and become the apex predator of the world
and that's not even the worst part ITS A FUCKING WASP
User avatar #66 to #44 - wonderlandman (11/27/2012) [-]
tarantula hawk wasp

look it up
#34 - vassia (11/27/2012) [-]
**vassia rolled a random image posted in comment #17 at hey guys, look what i found! ** Mfw seeing a cockroach
User avatar #35 to #34 - welfarekid (11/27/2012) [-]
I think that's a bug...
User avatar #36 to #35 - vassia (11/27/2012) [-]
But is it?
#48 to #36 - whydoniggers (11/27/2012) [-]
it´s a zerg so yeah...it´s a bug, a well developed bug, but a bug anyways...
User avatar #49 to #48 - vassia (11/27/2012) [-]
But is it developed?
#104 to #49 - anonymous (11/27/2012) [-]
They can chew through tank armor in a minute, survive several 50-calibre rounds to the face, then regenerate it all within a few minutes. Also they can turn into buildings and turrets; so I'd say 'developed' is a bit of an understatement.
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#30 - demicus (11/27/2012) [-]
Then these bastards show up...
User avatar #232 to #30 - boydaranga **User deleted account** (11/27/2012) [-]
well at least they aren as mutated as the ants.

i mean seriously, once puny and tiny helpless instect now becomes more dangerous than the mutation of one of the most durable animals know to man?
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#50 to #30 - kernelstack (11/27/2012) [-]
Ah, my minions.
User avatar #184 to #50 - jaggedherp (11/27/2012) [-]
Is that part of the Cantebury Commons quest?
User avatar #185 to #184 - itsmewaffle (11/27/2012) [-]
no.

the canterbury commons quest is about robots and ants.
User avatar #186 to #185 - jaggedherp (11/27/2012) [-]
Right but I was thinking that one of the choices was to lead a radroach army against them. Where do I find the roach lord?
#189 to #186 - itsmewaffle (11/27/2012) [-]
Here. Good luck on not dying.
User avatar #28 - SnugglyWuggly (11/27/2012) [-]
Blunt force trauma - the source and solution to all problems.
#24 - anonymous (11/27/2012) [-]
If they're resistant to radiation
What's in cockroach spray?....
User avatar #27 to #24 - bitchplzzz (11/27/2012) [-]
Piss
User avatar #25 to #24 - welfarekid (11/27/2012) [-]
Not fucking radiation...
#32 to #25 - englman ONLINE (11/27/2012) [-]
That was great
User avatar #21 - luismamontes (11/27/2012) [-]
Actually they survive because their species reproduces with great ease, so they can prosper even after a decimating event such as a nuclear exposition.
User avatar #19 - JimmyJongo (11/27/2012) [-]
Cockroach would survive the rads but would be sterile so they would die out in the end anyway.
User avatar #18 - haloforlife (11/27/2012) [-]
Cockroaches can't survive the blast they can only survive the radiation fallout afterwards.
#17 - gottakillthemall (11/27/2012) [-]
**gottakillthemall rolled a random image posted in comment #27 at foul bachelorette frog **

i hate cockroaches. i never want to see one
#313 to #17 - tmgrskat (11/28/2012) [-]
**tmgrskat rolled a random image posted in comment #11 at Moodic **
KILL IT WITH FIRE!
User avatar #42 to #17 - abcz (11/27/2012) [-]
the cockroaches from Madagascar if tamed are actually pretty cool
#41 to #17 - sepheroth (11/27/2012) [-]
Then I don't recommend looking at my picture
#22 to #17 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (11/27/2012) [-]
Yep.   
   
2 times in a day I have gotten to use this.
Yep.

2 times in a day I have gotten to use this.
#254 to #22 - cartridge (11/28/2012) [-]
Oh god, I started reading this, then once I got to "nippleless" I thought nope, Cr1TiKaL voice time.    
pic unrelated
Oh god, I started reading this, then once I got to "nippleless" I thought nope, Cr1TiKaL voice time.
pic unrelated
User avatar #148 to #22 - thisisMYspoon (11/27/2012) [-]
which video is this from?

User avatar #304 to #148 - nickypickle ONLINE (11/28/2012) [-]
Cr1tiKal
or
Penguinz0
User avatar #311 to #304 - thisisMYspoon (11/28/2012) [-]
I know but like which video of his?
User avatar #47 to #22 - adetorical (11/27/2012) [-]
Cr1tic4L <3
User avatar #63 to #47 - yunogasaii (11/27/2012) [-]
Cr1TiKaL*
User avatar #182 to #63 - jaggedherp (11/27/2012) [-]
penguinz0*
#20 to #17 - jovanlisac (11/27/2012) [-]
nice roll
#62 to #20 - crellow (11/27/2012) [-]
nice indeed
nice indeed
#15 - Zwaffel (11/27/2012) [-]
kinda sad, insects.
kinda sad, insects.
#13 - SunilCCXXXVII **User deleted account** (11/27/2012) [-]
Trust me, a slipper would do nothing to a cockroach.
I slammed a hard back heavy book on one and it didn't die.. then I did it again, nope.. again, and then put all my weight on it.. almost there.. again and smeared the fuck out of it and it finally died... then it's husband came out
User avatar #40 to #13 - welfarekid (11/27/2012) [-]
Ill take your word, even though I've killed a cockroach with toilet paper and a rubber band before...
#12 - adamks (11/27/2012) [-]
Saying they would survive the explosion? ehhh no. Maybe some of the aftermath. NOT the explosion, it blows everything in a big radius in to pieces.
User avatar #11 - connorsg (11/27/2012) [-]
Mythbusters proved that wrong, just saiyan.
User avatar #10 - TommyV (11/27/2012) [-]
Actually, even roaches wouldn't survive the harsher doses of radiation.

Fungi and flour beetles. They would rule the Earth.
User avatar #9 - kaiyuni (11/27/2012) [-]
I thought that crushing a roach was hard to do unless you like smeared its body all over the place with your foot?
#7 - ThizzKing (11/27/2012) [-]
guise.
I have a confession.
Cockroaches scare me...
User avatar #23 to #7 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (11/27/2012) [-]
They don't scare me, just if I see one, I have to kill it or I will be pissed off knowing it set foot in my house with it's disgusting bullshit.. It can go to fucking Thailand and change its name, I'll find it and murder it. Fucking worthless cockroaches.
User avatar #8 to #7 - xxxmisterxxx (11/27/2012) [-]
Especially Madagascar cockroaches they scare the shit out of me.
User avatar #16 to #8 - yunablade (11/27/2012) [-]
?

I am more scared of those small nasty motherfuckers that live in the sewers, because shit.

However how are giant madagascar coakroaches scary? those fuckers are clean like the ants. Also, they are wingless so they can't jump to your face like the other nasty creepers.
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