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#133 - ohhitheree
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(11/27/2012) [-]
For the record, flies would have a better chance of surviving a nuclear bomb.
#136 to #133 - welfarekid [OP]
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(11/27/2012) [-]
Oh we got a badass with a unique opinion
#138 to #136 - ohhitheree
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(11/27/2012) [-]
Not opinion, fact. Opinion would be flies are better than cockroaches.
#139 to #138 - welfarekid [OP]
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(11/27/2012) [-]
That wasn't the point, the point is you're the 100th person to point this out... and does it matter?
#158 to #139 - ohhitheree
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(11/27/2012) [-]
That's funny, it seems like only three people have said that. Counting me, it would be four. In over 168 comments. More people have rolled or pointed out that cockroaches can't survive a bomb, but radiation.
#161 to #158 - welfarekid [OP]
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(11/27/2012) [-]
"More people rolled or pointed out that cockroaches can't survive a bomb"
That's what were talking about
#163 to #161 - ohhitheree
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(11/27/2012) [-]
No, I was talking about fruit flies had a better chance. I never said that cockroaches wouldn't survive.
#166 to #163 - renamon
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(11/27/2012) [-]
Ladies ladies please, your both beautiful ok?
#170 to #166 - ohhitheree
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(11/27/2012) [-]
I'm calm. This guy seems to be upset. Also, nice name.
#176 to #170 - renamon
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(11/27/2012) [-]
Why thank you.



Why thank you.
#126 - aerosol
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(11/27/2012) [-]
Wait a minute. Is he claiming that he, as a cockroach, can survive a nuclear explosion on an individual basis or that cockroaches, as a species, can survive?
#137 to #126 - anon
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(11/27/2012) [-]
They can survive the radiation, not the initial explosion. Unless ofcourse there is some mitigation. They coudn't take the blunt force of the explosion.
#143 to #137 - aerosol
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(11/27/2012) [-]
"mitigation"?
"mitigation"?
#129 to #126 - arziben
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(11/27/2012) [-]
cockroaches are the most ******* resiliant living thing on this damn planet

(yes It's not true, but close)
#167 to #129 - mycatlookedatme
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(11/27/2012) [-]
Wrong.

The tardigrade ***** all over the cockroach's face.

They can survive cosmic radiation and being in an absolute vaccum, they can survive over 5x the pressure of the world's coldest ocean, and being frozen to near absolute zero.

And do you know what these hardcore ************* do with their lives, what mental condition's their natural habitat is in?

You geussed it, mild north america, sucking the water out of pondside moss.
#141 to #129 - aerosol
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(11/27/2012) [-]
What I was trying to ask was whether or not an individual cockroach could survive a nuclear blast. But then I realized that that's a stupid question. A bug doesn't survive if you drop a goddamn bomb on it.
What I was trying to ask was whether or not an individual cockroach could survive a nuclear blast. But then I realized that that's a stupid question. A bug doesn't survive if you drop a goddamn bomb on it.
#128 to #126 - welfarekid [OP]
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(11/27/2012) [-]
I mean, I'm sure some cockroaches in hiroshima and nagasaki survived. But the saying is misinterpreted anyways so who cares
#117 - muffinspecial
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(11/27/2012) [-]
I hate the false assumption that cockroaches can survive a nuclear explosion.
They can survive RADIATION (and not an infinite amount of that either). Saying "cockroaches can survive a nuclear explosion" doesn't make any sense. It doesn't make any sense mostly because if you shoot a cockroach, and put gasoline on it and set it on fire, it's gonna die, and you honestly expect it to survive something equivalent to about (likely more) 10^10 pounds of C4? (note, I do not know the exact number of joules or the temperature of the hydrogen bomb, or C4, but I can make a good guess)

TL;DR Picture of my five Atari LYNX
#190 to #117 - screwyouman
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(11/27/2012) [-]
They are still bad ************* that can come back to life after being thawed out of ice, but can't survive a slipper hit.
#181 to #117 - skinless
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(11/27/2012) [-]
why do you have 5?
#315 to #181 - muffinspecial
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(11/28/2012) [-]
Spare parts, and plus my dad had them and wasn't using them
#127 to #117 - CRosBY
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(11/27/2012) [-]
You hate it?
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#91 - Cambro
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(11/27/2012) [-]
I live in a townhouse (houses connected to each other) and my uncleanly neighbors attracted cockroaches. But not just any cockroaches, CHINESE cockroaches. The bastards are long and slender and can fly, ************. THEY CAN FLY. I cornered one behind my fridge and forced it back repeatedly until I was certain the terrifying creature had perished. I pulled the fridge back to see it in two pieces, split right in half. Using tweezers I bagged it to show to a science teacher to inquire what the **** it was. The next day I go to take to him, and the legs are moving on both sides of the severed body. THEY WERE MOVING!! I left it on the teachers desk. After an unknown amount of time, the body regenerated so the cockroach that was one horrifying monster turned into TWO. They bad ass *************.
#188 to #91 - trollpants
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(11/27/2012) [-]
Wait, there are different types of cockroaches?!

Searched up a video of Chinese Cockroaches. I get these ******* all the time. Didn't think they were bad
#183 to #91 - skinless
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(11/27/2012) [-]
theres only one solution, ONE
theres only one solution, ONE
#171 to #91 - mycatlookedatme
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(11/27/2012) [-]
Areosol, and a lighter.

It's the only way.
#154 to #91 - novabird ONLINE
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(11/27/2012) [-]
post this **** in the morbid channel with a comic, you're bound to get front page.
#310 to #154 - Cambro
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(11/28/2012) [-]
I'm too lazy to take the time. You (or anyone else) can make it into a comic though if you give me credit in the description. Or not. I don't care. If you want the thumbs, take em.
I'm too lazy to take the time. You (or anyone else) can make it into a comic though if you give me credit in the description. Or not. I don't care. If you want the thumbs, take em.
#131 to #91 - welfarekid [OP]
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(11/27/2012) [-]
**** that was better than the content, and Im OP
#123 to #91 - RamDozer
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(11/27/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
#108 to #91 - mrastrozombie
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(11/27/2012) [-]
**** you. theres no way that can exist.   
   
Jesus ******* Christ
**** you. theres no way that can exist.

Jesus ******* Christ
#103 to #91 - heytheremister
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(11/27/2012) [-]
Dude.
What.
#112 to #103 - bitchplzzz
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(11/27/2012) [-]
I've been looking for that picture.
Also, what the ****, cambro, set it on fire.
#99 to #91 - ragged
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(11/27/2012) [-]
My newest fear.
My newest fear.
#85 - fuckingniggerjew
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(11/27/2012) [-]
who ever rolls trips or picture of a drowning baby, decides my new nick name
#221 to #85 - cleavage
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(11/27/2012) [-]
**cleavage rolls 858** ok one more time...JEWFARTS
#222 to #221 - cleavage
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(11/27/2012) [-]
**cleavage rolls 821** ok now that is just taking the piss
#174 to #85 - renamon
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#172 to #85 - mycatlookedatme
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(11/27/2012) [-]
**mycatlookedatme rolls 937**
#168 to #85 - johnnyafire
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(11/27/2012) [-]
**johnnyafire rolls 678**
#160 to #85 - ganjasaurus
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#159 to #85 - ganjasaurus
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#155 to #85 - ganjasaurus
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#153 to #85 - xonicxox **User deleted account**
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#151 to #85 - zonryu ONLINE
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(11/27/2012) [-]
**zonryu rolls 212**
#149 to #85 - ganjasaurus
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(11/27/2012) [-]
**ganjasaurus rolls 884**
#140 to #85 - cleavage
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(11/27/2012) [-]
**cleavage rolled a random image posted in comment #31 at It's all fun and games **
#142 to #140 - cleavage
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(11/27/2012) [-]
**cleavage rolled a random image posted in comment #1788314 at MLP Brony Board ** **** i forget to say a name...uhm Israel'sFinest
**cleavage rolled a random image posted in comment #1788314 at MLP Brony Board ** **** i forget to say a name...uhm Israel'sFinest
#144 to #142 - cleavage
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#135 to #85 - julesv
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(11/27/2012) [-]
**julesv rolls 817** I wish I could roll pictures yet
#125 to #85 - heartlessrobot
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(11/27/2012) [-]
**heartlessrobot rolls 968**
#122 to #85 - cleavage
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(11/27/2012) [-]
**cleavage rolls 998** jewfarts
#124 to #122 - cleavage
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(11/27/2012) [-]
SO ******* CLOSE
SO ******* CLOSE
#121 to #85 - ganjasaurus
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(11/27/2012) [-]
**ganjasaurus rolls 838**
#115 to #85 - bitchplzzz
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(11/27/2012) [-]
**bitchplzzz rolls 498**
HNNNNNNGGG
#113 to #85 - ganjasaurus
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(11/27/2012) [-]
**ganjasaurus rolled a random image posted in comment #229 at I have no idea what im doing **  third time lucky?
**ganjasaurus rolled a random image posted in comment #229 at I have no idea what im doing ** third time lucky?
#111 to #85 - beyondwolf
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(11/27/2012) [-]
**beyondwolf rolls 740** I'm going to get creative. Frank.
#116 to #111 - ganjasaurus
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(11/27/2012) [-]
how do you roll numbers?
#118 to #116 - beyondwolf
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(11/27/2012) [-]
Type *roll #* The number depends on how many you want to roll. If you want to roll three type *roll 3*, it goes from one to nine.
#120 to #118 - ganjasaurus
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(11/27/2012) [-]
thanks
#134 to #120 - beyondwolf
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(11/27/2012) [-]
Anyitme.
#119 to #118 - ganjasaurus
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#109 to #85 - heytheremister
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(11/27/2012) [-]
**heytheremister rolled a random image posted in comment #1923766 at MLP Friendly Board **
**heytheremister rolled a random image posted in comment #1923766 at MLP Friendly Board **
#107 to #85 - ganjasaurus
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(11/27/2012) [-]
**ganjasaurus rolled a random image posted in comment #23 at Awful **
#106 to #85 - heytheremister
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(11/27/2012) [-]
**heytheremister rolls 792**
#105 to #85 - ganjasaurus
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(11/27/2012) [-]
**ganjasaurus rolled a random image posted in comment #1856673 at MLP Friendly Board **
#102 to #85 - ganjasaurus
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#96 to #85 - Keoul
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(11/27/2012) [-]
**Keoul rolls 329**
**Keoul rolls 329**
#97 to #96 - Keoul
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(11/27/2012) [-]
**Keoul rolls 099**
**Keoul rolls 099**
#92 to #85 - brosanction
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**brosanction rolled a random image posted in comment #1859131 at MLP Friendly Board **
#93 to #92 - brosanction
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(11/27/2012) [-]
**brosanction rolled a random image posted in comment #1525834 at Item Discussion **
second time lucky...
#94 to #93 - brosanction
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**brosanction rolled a random image posted in comment #1807230 at MLP Friendly Board ** third time?
#95 to #94 - brosanction
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(11/27/2012) [-]
I give up
#90 to #85 - anonchief
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(11/27/2012) [-]
**anonchief rolls 678** I got a few options... (Carpe Diem is like yolo, but french or some ****)

**********
Ponyswag
Smokeweedeveryday
CarpeDiem
Anusberries
#87 to #85 - erihk
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#84 - shadowalchemist
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(11/27/2012) [-]
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#80 - askafj
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(11/27/2012) [-]
They can't survive the blast of a nuclear bomb, they can however survive the radiaton.

right?
#81 to #80 - shazmothree
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(11/27/2012) [-]
Actually they fail in comparison to other bugs as seen on an episode of myth busters
#82 to #81 - gildemoono
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(11/27/2012) [-]
Werent fruit flies the reigning champs?
#83 to #82 - shazmothree
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(11/27/2012) [-]
No I think it was some sort of beetle
#79 - omenaaa
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(11/27/2012) [-]
I liked to step on and use the freezing gas on cockroaches in Metal Gear Solid 2. Crunch crunch, Fffsshh!
#77 - likeasalmon
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#100 to #77 - alphajunk
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(11/27/2012) [-]
How is that "gay"?
Whats gay is your pciture of a ****** whos not even funny
#76 - yentabear
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(11/27/2012) [-]
This cockroach can survive nuclear blasts, and survive without his head for 10 days. But can he see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch?
#74 - ronyx
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(11/27/2012) [-]
They can survive the leftover radiation not the blast. Though if you spray RAID on them they'll start to **** their insides. It's hilarious.
#72 - badgerclan
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(11/27/2012) [-]
If they can survive a nuke, what the hell is in Raid?
#71 - godmaks
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(11/27/2012) [-]
**godmaks rolls 66** They can survive a nuclear explosion, but can they roll dubs?
#150 to #71 - jakeattack
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(11/27/2012) [-]
**** we are doomed now!
#59 - werefinding
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(11/27/2012) [-]
**werefinding rolled a random image posted in comment #347245 at Anime & Manga ** Oh the related content..
#54 - mlpmeh
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(11/27/2012) [-]
#65 to #54 - wonderlandman
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(11/27/2012) [-]
tarantula hawk wasp

look it up
#187 to #65 - johnnyafire
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(11/27/2012) [-]
Those Wasps are not like other wasps that LOOK to attack you...these just buzz by you like if your not even standing there
#53 - nehm
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(11/27/2012) [-]
My last encounter with a coachroach was at a hotel in Cyprus.   
Me and my gf sprayed it with hairspray, beat it countless of times (the roach cracked at the back and shot out loads of goo out his end), and we even jumped on it. I put it under the sink for the cleaningladies to see.   
   
When we woke up the next day, it was stil laying there, moving it's legs and still hanging on. No slipper would kill that mutant bastard!    
   
..think I still have a picture of it on my old laptop. Better burn it.

My last encounter with a coachroach was at a hotel in Cyprus.
Me and my gf sprayed it with hairspray, beat it countless of times (the roach cracked at the back and shot out loads of goo out his end), and we even jumped on it. I put it under the sink for the cleaningladies to see.

When we woke up the next day, it was stil laying there, moving it's legs and still hanging on. No slipper would kill that mutant bastard!

..think I still have a picture of it on my old laptop. Better burn it.
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