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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#210 - acontradiction
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User avatar #204 - buttplugmaster
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...Well I think it's time to stop when a picture of a cockroach gives you a feel. Good night everybody.
User avatar #202 - datgermanguy
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That just means we have to build bigger bombs.
User avatar #201 - mausbaus
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Twinkies were thought to be able to survive a nuke, because of their massive amounts of preservatives. Roaches, because of their intense resistance to radiation.

BUT NOW WHAT ARE THEY GONNA EAT WHEN WE BLOW OURSELVES UP??

poor roachies... they have feelings too...
DAMN YOU HOSTESS!!
#200 - Hhman
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Actually mythbuster disproved the whole survive a nuclear war thing. The initial blast is capable of killing any living organism it touches and cockroachs handle radiation poorly. Fruit flies and ants can both handle more radiation than a cockroach.
User avatar #208 to #200 - bObmEh
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I was about to say that lol.
User avatar #205 to #200 - welfarekid [OP]
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Actually, this wasn't meant to be taken that serious anyways
User avatar #247 to #205 - HOLYCARP
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pphhhf, it's the internet. "wasn't supposed to be taken seriously." YOU MUST BE NEW HERE.
User avatar #199 - wolverinebamf
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They can survive the radiation, not the explosion itself.
#194 - rambearclaw
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you ******* cock-a-roach
#192 - creepyeevee
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Oh god! Another cockroach!
#213 to #192 - danytheop
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#242 to #213 - baniggernom
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>eevee   
>"that is a neopet"   
>k.
>eevee
>"that is a neopet"
>k.
User avatar #191 - Nullifier
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You know they can't actually survive a nuke. It means that cockroaches as a race would survive a nuke, not individuals.
User avatar #180 - markowuzhere
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Too bad they don't explode in microwave ovens. It would be great fun!
#179 - skinless
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User avatar #177 - pokemonstheshiz
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You can drown a cockroach, and then cover it in salt. the salt will absorb the moisture and he'll come back to life

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#175 - mycatlookedatme
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Pfft, a cockroach wouldn't want to compete with a tardigrade in 1,000,000 years.
#198 to #175 - rageattheusername
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Nice reference, but I'm not too sure many people will get that one.
User avatar #207 to #198 - oapsyches
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& you are right sir.. please explain my good man
#241 to #207 - rageattheusername
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These little creatures are ridiculously tiny. I'm talking single-cell organism scale. Yet they can withstand environments so extreme, that they can actually survive out in space without any kind of life support. Oddly enough, they can actually be found pretty much anywhere, generally on leaves or in moss. Check http://sun [DOT] iwu [DOT] edu/~tardisdp/tardigrade_facts [DOT] html for more info.
User avatar #203 to #198 - mausbaus
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I guess we're some of the only few.

WATEERRRR BEEAARRRRSSS
User avatar #173 - BowChickaBowWow
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"But when I Die, 87.9 of my brethren will rise to take my place."
Get it? 87.9 Because one of them is missing It's head?
I'm so sorry if my terrible joke bugs anybody...
#195 to #173 - anon id: f7590861
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>bugs anybody


HA.
User avatar #165 - shewantsthad
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****** COCKROACHES
#156 - tobistrigoivii
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#152 - mandymoore
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like Benjamin said I cant believe that anyone can make $4884 in 1 month on the computer. have you read this site FLY38.ℂOℳ
#227 to #152 - resbiansrock
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User avatar #157 to #152 - popkornking
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WHY IS IT ALWAYS ____38?!?!?!?!?
User avatar #147 - zonryu
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actually they never said that i could survive and explosion. they said it could survive a nuclear FALLOUT. meaning it is resistant to radiation. if a nuke went off next to it it would die. no exeption. BRING ON THE RED!
#145 - bdowns
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**bdowns rolled a random image posted in comment #35 at Anime Mot Posters 690 ** survive this
User avatar #197 to #145 - angelmatvey
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Physically impossible for the universe to contain such levels of gar at one time. Nothing would survive.