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#64 - anonymous (11/27/2012) [-]
im sure they did something like this instead it was with WoW and your ingame character would walk when you walk , run when you run.

if you stopped the game would stop though , they discovered it was a 3 mile run to the capital (sorry not played in ages) from the woodelf spawn (everglade?).
#65 to #64 - holyturkey (11/27/2012) [-]
forgot to sign in
#70 to #65 - evantheboss (11/27/2012) [-]
So anon finally shows his face
#63 - Nameloc (11/27/2012) [-]
My internet has been going out a LOT recently.
Said " **** it I'll just upgrade to Fios" (With Verizon here)
Turns out they don't offer it in my neighborhood...
Well it's either loose internet for 20 mins to 7 hours at a time or loose internet more frequently with ****** customer service...

There are no other internet providers here D:
User avatar #84 to #63 - bagguhsleep (11/27/2012) [-]
You have my greatest condolences.
#58 - iamnewhere (11/27/2012) [-]
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User avatar #95 to #58 - ulash (11/27/2012) [-]
some one should really make this into a "to the front page!" gif.
User avatar #50 - zappasc **User deleted account** (11/27/2012) [-]
This is some odd greentext -like format.. intriguing
#54 to #50 - kinglobster (11/27/2012) [-]
meme arrows
#61 to #54 - bitchplzzz (11/27/2012) [-]
meme dashes
#45 - cappter (11/27/2012) [-]
This would make watching porn pretty interesting...
#148 to #45 - hangingtree ONLINE (11/27/2012) [-]
I.... I read it in his voice.....   
   
And yes.... Yes it would.
I.... I read it in his voice.....

And yes.... Yes it would.
#42 - anonymous (11/27/2012) [-]
This is why i hate fat people
User avatar #41 - licestr ONLINE (11/27/2012) [-]
Now there would be more reasons to make League of legends a sport, and it would be even more anoying when your teamates would not cooperate. 20 minutes assured run at least pergame, or a lot more quiters than ever
User avatar #38 - lamnad (11/27/2012) [-]
I knew this might have been posted already but there is a desk that is made for you to be able to stand and walk on a tread mill(John Green a Vloger uses one). I know it's not the same but even if you don't walk it makes you stand.
#34 - sotalokki (11/27/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #82 to #34 - jimmyrustlinhustla (11/27/2012) [-]
can someone please caption this with anon and red thumbs?
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User avatar #32 - dehfurk (11/27/2012) [-]
What's funny is, I walk every morning around the block but refuse to go to a treadmill at the gym because I don't want to drive. Just put a treadmill in my room and I'd be running like Usain Bolt. I always found this part of my life ironic to not want to start a car to work out, but instead, walk around my block roughly the same walking distance as my own gym. Odd small things in my life really...
User avatar #31 - ianus (11/27/2012) [-]
there is a cycle with arduino:

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#23 - NirtyDigger (11/27/2012) [-]
And then I would hook up my old motorcycle and get unlimited download speeds. Yes please 10000 gbps down and up speed.

Seriously though, this is the dumbest ******* idea I have ever seen.
User avatar #26 to #23 - zallaz (11/27/2012) [-]
Because of course the speeds would be unlimited.
#24 to #23 - anonymous (11/27/2012) [-]
"You can't trick it."

I KNOW ILL HOOK UP MY MOTORCYCLE AND TRICK IT

I'M SO ******* SMART

******* , lose weight and work out while on a computer, why is this a dumb thing; explain to me NirtyDigger; in your ******* mind, why this is a dumb idea. Motivation ******* works. ******* like this

"Oh man this project needs to be done within the week, whatever man, it doesnt matter that much." Untill someone walks up and is like "If you ******* dont finish this within the hour I will kill your ******* dog." THEN SUDDENLY YOU START ******* WORKING ON THE PROJECT
#25 to #24 - NirtyDigger (11/27/2012) [-]
Okay, well here's my argument:
First, how can I not trick it? Explain the device which allows me to not be able to trick it, if it senses bounces then I will simply make the wheel imbalanced, and it will vibrate.
It's a concept, you cannot think about these as if they are real. It is not going to be 'untrickable'.

Secondly, sure people work if there is motivation, but people also take the easy way out if there is one. I have a computer connected to a treadmill, and a computer I don't need to run on to use. If I had a computer which required no effort to use why would I use one I have to put effort into? Then it becomes a matter of determination and willpower and not motivation - so why not just run in a park?

So maybe, just maybe you should shut the **** up.

Pic related - it's you because you're a ******* moron.
User avatar #55 to #25 - ylubz (11/27/2012) [-]
Here's an idea for you since you try to "smart" your way out of all of this how about I have heartbeat sensor handles on it which detects your heartbeat when running and allows the internet to run and as soon you take your hands off it stops and before you decide to reply I could also invade your property (if you were to get it) pistol whip the **** out of you until you do it properly and watch you actually run for the internet to work.
#39 to #25 - tylersaurusrex (11/27/2012) [-]
"It's a concept, you cannot think about these as if they are real." - Proceeds to break the concept of it being untrickable and treat it as if it is real life ...
User avatar #37 to #25 - maxmoefoe (11/27/2012) [-]
No offence man but your logic is terrible, you sound like one of those guys who tries to sound smart but just fails awfully.

0/10
User avatar #33 to #25 - dehfurk (11/27/2012) [-]
Not to jump into arguments, but the idea isn't meant to circumvent something, but create an obstacle that is meant to better yourself. I'm sure if this was actually on the market, people would buy it for the sole purpose of that limitation because it does, in fact, give you the motivation to not just sit there and use the computer, but also work to become healthier while using the computer.

Of course, there are always people who try to circumvent these obstacles, and to that point, I ask, why did you bother to buy it in the first place. At the end of the day, circumventing it would just mean you wasted your money on a machine bought to only avoid what it is trying to help you achieve. This also circles back to "tricking it" to then ask the person "then what was the point?"

Finally, to your first comment as well as the bounce sensor, All technology is limited to the internet that is provided to it. For example, if this treadmill were to exist, it is most likely going to require an Ethernet hook-up as oppose to providing it's own magical internet, leading to the limitation of your providers as well as your internet plan so 10,000 GB per second would be out of the question. As for the "bounce sensor" sensing vibrations, there are actually treadmills that sense when a person is standing on it and can sense when a person walks or runs. This particular device is meant to accurately calculate the calories you burn while on a treadmill. It also detects when you are standing on the sides of the treadmill while it is active because your weight no longer registers on the treadmill. Just some various things I wanted to put out there for you.
User avatar #27 to #25 - Marshmallon (11/27/2012) [-]
It's not real, exactly; based off solely what the guy says, you MUST be walking on it, and it is impossible to trick it. Perhaps it uses some kind of technology we have not discovered or created yet. Also this is for the people who want to work out but have no motivation; what other reason would you even buy one? :P
#28 to #27 - NirtyDigger (11/27/2012) [-]
My second reason still applies.
#30 to #28 - njordir (11/27/2012) [-]
I think the main problem were that you slaughtered this idea by posting a perfect duchebag reply, why not try to just think that this idea may be a good soulution for obese or lazy people who love the internett? if you think this idea is so 						******					 stupid, why bother spending your time hating on it and attract anger?   
   
maan, just chill and imagine
I think the main problem were that you slaughtered this idea by posting a perfect duchebag reply, why not try to just think that this idea may be a good soulution for obese or lazy people who love the internett? if you think this idea is so ****** stupid, why bother spending your time hating on it and attract anger?

maan, just chill and imagine
User avatar #19 - victoryismine (11/27/2012) [-]
I also need this invention.
User avatar #18 - Bokmaaa (11/27/2012) [-]
Yeah, I'd use it for like 15 minutes then go back to my computer.
#10 - grandmaster (11/27/2012) [-]
You get a treadmil

put your penis in the emergency stop slot

it blows you the faster you run

but you have to run to keep your dick in the slot!
#192 to #10 - dankfrank (11/27/2012) [-]
Something like this?
Something like this?
#188 to #10 - theangrydoodle (11/27/2012) [-]
Or you run too fast and jam your dick in and bend your dick or some 						****					.
Or you run too fast and jam your dick in and bend your dick or some **** .
User avatar #12 to #10 - MegaAwesomeSauce (11/27/2012) [-]
I don't think anyone is capable of blowing a load in full sprint, I mean, just think of the subtleties involved...
User avatar #20 to #12 - thetom (11/27/2012) [-]
Ok maybe..... But think of how cool it would be to blow a load in full sprint!
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User avatar #29 to #9 - lastofthedovakhiin (11/27/2012) [-]
That seems like it'd get me in shape.
User avatar #7 - jokeface (11/27/2012) [-]
I'm almost 112% certain that this is possible. Or at least some variant of it. Like if you plugged your wireless router into a generator that was powered by the treadmill, or some other cardio machine like a stationary bike.
User avatar #8 to #7 - TheSock (11/27/2012) [-]
how would the faster downloading work?
and i wonder how much household tech i could connect to exercise equipment...
#17 to #8 - funnyjunkyeahyeah (11/27/2012) [-]
Should be able to rig up something to measure how fast you're going, and consume bandwidth based on your current speed. Maybe just open/close junk downloads. A somewhat crude solution, but perhaps workable.
#6 - phanact (11/27/2012) [-]
What about biking? Or doing other physcial activity?

Can you like... run games faster or something the more calories you burn?
#5 - profflippystix (11/27/2012) [-]
and yet everyone hates on sheriff joe for making his prisoners do this with the TV's
User avatar #382 to #5 - xwilly (11/28/2012) [-]
Dude the band Desaparecidos made this song about him called "MariKKKopa."
Check it out - www.youtube.com/watch?v=pC2m2IzHPVU

You know you're really hated when an indie band makes a song about how terrible you are.

Also, I actually live in Maricopa county so this song is extremely relevant to me.
#385 to #382 - profflippystix (11/28/2012) [-]
i live in maricopa as well, and out of all the times i go to home depot or lowes i see the day laborers standing. not once have i ever seen a cop car there. and "its getting worse" how? because were arresting rapists and ******* ? oh and identity thiefs? if you live in this county you would know you wouldnt want to cross into glendale at night. why you ask? because you will get caught up by some illegals like my ******* cousin did and get beaten within a inch of your life because he wouldnt give up his ******* nikes? so tell me how thats right? a kid that was the best on his private team and was heading to micclintock high and gets paralized by a group of people that shouldnt have been there in the first place. so please entertain me in telling me how thats right? and tell me how its not saving this county millions. look into it, my dads "brother" dewhite was the first ever person in tent city, helped build it. sheriff joe told him to lay down and when he did he said this was your new place of residence. later calling him into his office told him and slipped him the decleration of independance "if you can read this i will let you go" dewhite couldnt get past the. when dewhite left tent city he could read at a college level. all because of this as you would say "son of a bitch". and dont even start saying he is racist, do you know what race his wife and kids are? yep ******* mexican, i know my dad built a dog house when he worked with true performance against the maricopa county police officers and won, he invited us over for dinner. their a wonderful family just like anyone else. so please entertain me with how horrible this "monster" is.
User avatar #387 to #385 - xwilly (11/28/2012) [-]
I was just sharing a song. I didn't even say that I agree or disagree with the song. No need to get all anal.
User avatar #389 to #387 - profflippystix (11/28/2012) [-]
not getting anal, seriously after that experience with my cousin of course is a topic to piss me off. and honestly i dont care what race is here illegally, hell even if canadians were everywhere id still vote to deport their asses. even ******* hindus. it doesnt matter its against the law and several thousand people have been injured raped or ******** by illegal immigrants. and all im saying is that band is completely ass backwards about everything, putting ill logic into peoples head. just like fox and msnbc steven colbert and bill oriley. their all one side. all i do is listen to 550 talk radio. they dont make any money from politics so they have no incentives to lie. plus they call people on the other side of the subject so you get both sides. every part of the media is ****** up and its about to be abandon ship time.
User avatar #72 to #5 - thepyras (11/27/2012) [-]
I thought that hand was a flipper.
User avatar #59 to #5 - SnugglyWuggly (11/27/2012) [-]
Well.. I don't know..

I mean.. we would be buying the treadmill by CHOICE..
#73 to #59 - profflippystix (11/27/2012) [-]
they did have a choice, and their choice was jail. which comes with a tv connected to a treadmill.
they did have a choice, and their choice was jail. which comes with a tv connected to a treadmill.
#4 - waffies ONLINE (11/27/2012) [-]
bitch please i use my treadmill to walk places!
bitch please i use my treadmill to walk places!
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