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#70 - juicymilkbottles
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(11/27/2012) [-]
What's the best thing about twenty-five year olds?   
There's twenty of them.
What's the best thing about twenty-five year olds?
There's twenty of them.
#66 - lordhaha
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(11/27/2012) [-]
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#63 - masri
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#60 - Megabyte
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#57 - mikoli
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(11/27/2012) [-]
Sex is like pizza, when it's good, it's good. When it's bad it's good. (not my quote)
#52 - kuracha
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(11/27/2012) [-]
spiderman is wise
#163 to #52 - joethefurball
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#55 to #52 - bitchpleaseshutup
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#51 - switchblayde
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(11/27/2012) [-]
I ******* died laughing at the last one. Good ol' George Burns...
I ******* died laughing at the last one. Good ol' George Burns...
#46 - irishlawyer
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(11/27/2012) [-]
...how is the Nicholson quote sexual?
#59 to #46 - albeit
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(11/27/2012) [-]
Idk...his mother had sex to give birth to him?
#42 - jalthelas
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#43 to #42 - jalthelas
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#41 - mysuitisgreynot
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#33 - biggiesmallss
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(11/27/2012) [-]
two times zero is still zero.
#155 to #33 - EKcEntRIC
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(11/27/2012) [-]
at least he didn't divide by zero
#56 to #33 - hammerfell
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(11/27/2012) [-]
But it's also still double zero.
#94 to #56 - pokemonstheshiz ONLINE
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(11/27/2012) [-]
I like the way you math
#69 to #56 - juicymilkbottles
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#67 to #56 - elmohipster
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#31 - crafty
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(11/27/2012) [-]
"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural wholesome things that money can buy."

Yes
#23 - iliketires
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(11/27/2012) [-]
I've a knife and a dick, you choose which one goes inside you.
#122 to #23 - leebo
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(11/27/2012) [-]
What does your knife and your dick have in common?

They're both dull.
#16 - brentcoe
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#15 - ninjask
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(11/26/2012) [-]
"If my fist won't fit, neither will my dick."
#61 to #15 - albeit
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(11/27/2012) [-]
Is that Dwayne Johnson's face pasted onto another person's head?
#176 to #61 - burningsmurfs
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(11/27/2012) [-]
That threw me too, I thought it was a hideous indian man at first.
#81 to #61 - striderchile
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(11/27/2012) [-]
Yeah, Steve Carell's head xD
#88 to #81 - albeit
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(11/27/2012) [-]
Is it sad that I could recognize that as Carell's head?
#117 to #88 - leebo
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(11/27/2012) [-]
Well, Steve Carell does have a sexy head ;)
#187 to #117 - Schwarzenegger
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(11/28/2012) [-]
Which head?
Which head?
#54 to #15 - anonymoused
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(11/27/2012) [-]
oh wow, thank you for the laughs good sir
#44 to #15 - Schwarzenegger
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#12 - phanact
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(11/26/2012) [-]
"What's the biggest cause of paedophilia in this country?

Sexy kids."

That's my only sex quote I need
#11 - misterkinz
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(11/26/2012) [-]
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#127 to #11 - misterkinz
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(11/27/2012) [-]
well **** i posted this to see if it worked. Oh well
#47 to #11 - liquidfunny
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(11/27/2012) [-]
you see, if that iyr guy posted this, this would probably be a different story.
#45 to #11 - jalthelas
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#22 to #11 - HarvietheDinkle
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(11/27/2012) [-]
Not only doesn't this apply to the content, it is also an example of the type of spam the comments section regularly gets.
Not only doesn't this apply to the content, it is also an example of the type of spam the comments section regularly gets.
#21 to #11 - linktheherooftime
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#18 to #11 - vivaceviper **User deleted account**
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#14 to #11 - dashgamer
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(11/26/2012) [-]
**dashgamer rolls 27** Behold, they shall be rolled.
#28 to #14 - anon
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(11/27/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 06** let the anon help
#37 to #28 - anon
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(11/27/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 01** You guys suck.
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#13 to #11 - phanact
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#9 - reican
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(11/26/2012) [-]
I believe sex between two people is good

sex between five people is fantastic
#8 - thesepiggies
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(11/26/2012) [-]
He steals ideas AND jokes.

This is an original joke by Emo Phillips
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#98 to #8 - onceapiece
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(11/27/2012) [-]
I highly, highly doubt that Steve Jobs ever said that (to a reporter). I doubt even half of these are quotes from actual famous people.
#175 to #98 - burningsmurfs
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(11/27/2012) [-]
Sadly I am old so I know at least a few of these are true in that I saw the films,interviews etc. and actually saw the person say them, such as Robin Williams I know is true and Steve Martin.
#180 to #175 - onceapiece
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(11/27/2012) [-]
I would think at least some of them are true, although I didn't know which one, so thanks
#79 to #8 - drdisrespect
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(11/27/2012) [-]
i feel like the biggest ret, but i dont get this one
#65 to #8 - edmin
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(11/27/2012) [-]
You mad bro?!?!?!
#53 to #8 - anon
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(11/27/2012) [-]
Prove it. Prove that Steve Jobs didn't say that BEFORE Emo Phillips.
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#96 to #53 - thesepiggies
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(11/27/2012) [-]
Applefag detected.
#30 to #8 - aamclcp
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(11/27/2012) [-]
Emo Philips is hilarious. How dare he steal his jokes.
Emo Philips is hilarious. How dare he steal his jokes.
#17 to #8 - nelflover ONLINE
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(11/26/2012) [-]
Word
Word
#7 - tippidyt
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(11/26/2012) [-]
3.9 inches is the average, right?
--Barack Obama
#68 to #7 - ihatem
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(11/27/2012) [-]
Are you stupid? That's Will Smith
#24 to #7 - HarvietheDinkle
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