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User avatar #153 - cataclysms (11/26/2012) [-]
my friend got a detention for ``doing a wizard duel in the hallway´´
#37 - templenator (11/25/2012) [-]
The best excuse I ever gave for being late to college, and I mean seriously late, like an hour late from an hour and a half session, was this
"Holly, a wizard is never late, nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to!"
Cue entire class laughing, and me being let off scot free as I knew she was a massive LOTR fan
#35 - ianbear (11/25/2012) [-]
"I had to stop, collaborate and listen"    
   
Oh god...I seriously needed that, thank you.
"I had to stop, collaborate and listen"

Oh god...I seriously needed that, thank you.
User avatar #34 - rebby (11/25/2012) [-]
at least tumblr showed all the excuses
#164 - usmcoorah (11/26/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Comment Picture
User avatar #38 - drainbramage (11/25/2012) [-]
Me and my friend are always late, and whoevers fault it was comes up with the excuse, I always use the excuse "we were stuck behind some fat guy" his are always pretty creative, but one of the all time best was: "drainbramage was kidnapped by Russian terrorists so I had to save him."
#223 - yoshiwalker (11/26/2012) [-]
**yoshiwalker rolled a random image posted in comment #2 at Dashing through the NO ** my reason of being late
#147 - terryalex (11/26/2012) [+] (2 replies)
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User avatar #154 to #147 - MuffinMerc (11/26/2012) [-]
Pics or it didn't happen.
#121 - darkjustifier (11/26/2012) [+] (15 replies)
Now I feel like a nerd, I was never late for class.
#126 to #121 - genericnewfag (11/26/2012) [-]
At the end of the last year of school our tutor made a deck of cards for each member of the class, similar to Top Trumps. I had the lowest Attendance (82%) out of the class, and was therefore one of the worst cards you could get.
#107 - imalex (11/26/2012) [-]
**imalex rolled a random image posted in comment #1895840 at MLP Friendly Board ** why i was late
**imalex rolled a random image posted in comment #1895840 at MLP Friendly Board ** why i was late
#99 - skinless (11/25/2012) [+] (2 replies)
**skinless rolled a random image posted in comment #1940214 at MLP Friendly Board ** why i was late
User avatar #77 - zombiemanic (11/25/2012) [-]
**zombiemanic rolled a random comment #1885858 posted by lazylazarus at MLP Brony Board ** :
shhhhh he doesn't need to know that
this is why im late.
#254 - swalmy (11/26/2012) [+] (2 replies)
*roll 1-99*
User avatar #268 to #254 - notatrollface (11/27/2012) [-]
you dumbass
#247 - anonymous (11/26/2012) [+] (3 replies)
You faggots need to all go kill yourselves immediately.
#225 - tsaotermaster (11/26/2012) [-]
**tsaotermaster rolled a random image posted in comment #57 at XBox 360 Funeral ** Why OP's friend is really late.
#189 - shitfacedcracker (11/26/2012) [+] (2 replies)
"I thought it was day light savings, but aparently it wasn't" should be on the list, what creative excuses can you think of.
#138 - creosote (11/26/2012) [-]
**creosote rolled a random image posted in comment #28 at pissed off worker ** The real reason he was late...
User avatar #23 - djpharaoh (11/25/2012) [-]
"I saw a lizard in the hallway"

personal favorite of my friend's
#4 - kurtkiedis (11/25/2012) [+] (5 replies)
Die Antwoord reference
YES!
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