Upload
Login or register
Anonymous comments allowed.
asd
#29 - dapumkin
Reply +38
(11/25/2012) [-]
i had this happen once. except instead of a plate it was my dad molesting me.
#41 to #29 - IAmManbearpig
Reply +10
(11/25/2012) [-]
so... you dad put noodles on you then molested you?
#53 to #41 - dapumkin
Reply +27
(11/25/2012) [-]
beef flavored. uncrushed
#164 to #53 - IAmManbearpig
Reply 0
(11/25/2012) [-]
good choice.
#25 - themanwithnoplan
Reply +2
(11/25/2012) [-]
What drugs are you on that tell you that not putting it in a bowl is a good idea and where can I get them?
What drugs are you on that tell you that not putting it in a bowl is a good idea and where can I get them?
#56 to #25 - AmandaNicole
Reply 0
(11/25/2012) [-]
wat
#23 - phanact
Reply +4
(11/25/2012) [-]
That's why I always use a bowl
#19 - yourmomtotherescue **User deleted account**
0
has deleted their comment [-]
#17 - KayRed
Reply +1
(11/25/2012) [-]
Both my roommates are from china. After all this time I've lived with them, I've learned nothing about the culture, and I'm still cannot understand the language, but the one thing that I did learn was that you can make Ramen without breaking up the block of noodles. Blew my mind.
Both my roommates are from china. After all this time I've lived with them, I've learned nothing about the culture, and I'm still cannot understand the language, but the one thing that I did learn was that you can make Ramen without breaking up the block of noodles. Blew my mind.
#57 to #17 - AmandaNicole
Reply +2
(11/25/2012) [-]
" I'm still cannot "

wat
#130 to #57 - KayRed
Reply +1
(11/25/2012) [-]
That's how blown my mind is, I can't even formulate words properly.
#15 - jtastic
0
has deleted their comment [-]
#13 - kaycie
Reply +5
(11/25/2012) [-]
yfw
yfw
#21 to #13 - mydogizmexican
Reply 0
(11/25/2012) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7jU2BNcKUk just watch and have fun.. i guess..
#20 to #13 - mydogizmexican
Reply +1
(11/25/2012) [-]
and almost instantly its found
#18 to #13 - mydogizmexican
Reply 0
(11/25/2012) [-]
i forget what video thats from.. .i must find it
#12 - kaycie
Reply 0
(11/25/2012) [-]
***** what are you doing
***** what are you doing
#10 - Flarius
Reply +45
(11/25/2012) [-]
Who the **** puts ramen on a plate?
#9 - benk
Reply -6
(11/25/2012) [-]
funny, but the plate is clearly cut not torn.
#28 to #9 - dapumkin
Reply 0
(11/25/2012) [-]
in your country you must not have many plates your impoverished ****. but anyone who can afford plates knows how they break, not to mention the difference between paper plates and ceramic/glass.
in your country you must not have many plates your impoverished ****. but anyone who can afford plates knows how they break, not to mention the difference between paper plates and ceramic/glass.
#33 to #28 - HarvietheDinkle
Reply 0
(11/25/2012) [-]
Special tools can cut glass.

I'm sure it still broke on its own, but have you heard of diamond saws or scoring glass?
#36 to #33 - dapumkin
Reply 0
(11/25/2012) [-]
yes i have. which provides a straight, smooth cut. look at the plate.
#37 to #36 - HarvietheDinkle
Reply 0
(11/25/2012) [-]
Yup - it's broken, not cut.

#8 - atoaster
-1
has deleted their comment [-]
#5 - Woodlock
Reply +65
(11/25/2012) [-]
Thor's noodles
#7 to #5 - thechosentroll
Reply +93
(11/25/2012) [-]
Mölghetti.
#11 to #7 - whycanticaps
Reply +5
(11/25/2012) [-]
#4 - mattdoggy
Reply 0
(11/24/2012) [-]
This is the best fail i have seen in a long time
you have my thumbs and my respect good sir
#3 - SnugglyWuggly
Reply +212
(11/24/2012) [-]
***** did you just put ramen noodles on a plate and not a bowl
#46 to #3 - anon
Reply 0
(11/25/2012) [-]
its not ramen
#49 to #46 - thatevanguy
Reply +57
(11/25/2012) [-]
Yeah, actually it looks just like Ramen.

**** you.
#92 to #49 - purescottish **User deleted account**
+14
has deleted their comment [-]
#94 to #92 - swiftykidd **User deleted account**
+14
has deleted their comment [-]
#119 to #94 - candidvres **User deleted account**
0
has deleted their comment [-]
#120 to #119 - swiftykidd **User deleted account**
0
has deleted their comment [-]
#121 to #120 - candidvres **User deleted account**
0
has deleted their comment [-]
#124 to #121 - swiftykidd **User deleted account**
0
has deleted their comment [-]
#2 - Loppytaffy
Reply +16
(11/24/2012) [-]
Once I made cheese on toast.
But not just cheese- ************ had beans, tomatoes, bacon, egg- the whole shabang.
I went into the living room to run it under me sister's nose.
Boasting is a terrible sin.

The plate snapped clean in half and the toast landed face down on the rug.
I had to clean it up with my hands. It was hot and smelt so delicious. It was all kinds of torture.
#6 to #2 - baconasaurus
Reply +4
(11/25/2012) [-]
grilled cheese... with stuff?
#1 - pikatchu
Reply +11
(11/24/2012) [-]