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#372 - iamlesexbomb
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(11/25/2012) [-]
Preparing myself to be thumbed into oblivion for saying this. Not all women think the same. Not all women act the same. You can't generalise woman into the same category unless it's something to do with vaginas. There. I said it.
#376 to #372 - fizzor
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(11/25/2012) [-]
"Preparing myself to be thumbed into oblivion for saying this" Right, you do understand most people here think the same as you? It's fairly obvious you're not gonna get thumbed down when the majority agrees with you.
#386 to #376 - iamlesexbomb
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(11/25/2012) [-]
Well, most opinions posted on FJ seemed to get thumbed down. It just depends on who actually sees it.
#380 to #372 - anon
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(11/25/2012) [-]
a few do.. i used to be a bitch and expect everything my way :/
but i changed
#375 to #372 - sweetdoctor [OP]
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(11/25/2012) [-]
Not all, just most.
#323 - anon
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(11/25/2012) [-]
I really wish, just for a day, I could go on Funnyjunk and not be grouped with the most gormless individuals of my gender
This **** is getting old. Not all girls think like this, and people can sure as hell notice the ridiculousness of feminists without this post.
Red thumbs ahoy.
#325 to #323 - garbagebrain
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(11/25/2012) [-]
#347 to #323 - shamefulhumor
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(11/25/2012) [-]


Ill go further to say i've never met a girl like this, like ever.

I have, however, met a whole bunch of teen something boys who haven't seen a vagina outside of the internet and get turned down chronically by girls with standards.

They bitch about Being friendzoned, then laugh at feminist jokes, and jerk of to wincest, and should not be taken seriously, if you don't want to impress them in reality, it isn't worth it here.

Take a grain of salt my dear, with all of it.
#329 to #323 - mothersmilk
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(11/25/2012) [-]
Anon has no gender
#273 - extremezone
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(11/25/2012) [-]
Woman logic:   
   
> Marry   
> Divorce   
> Profit. You will always get the house, the children, all the money and the car
Woman logic:

> Marry
> Divorce
> Profit. You will always get the house, the children, all the money and the car
#276 to #273 - andnowducks ONLINE
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(11/25/2012) [-]
They already get all that
They already get all that
#1 - squadmissile
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(11/24/2012) [-]
If I treat a girl equally, i get a friend.
If I treat a girl specially, she tries to get out of the wheelchair.
#218 - morirete
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(11/25/2012) [-]
So original...
and creative...
#175 - MegaAwesomeSauce
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(11/25/2012) [-]
You know, girls would stop getting special treatment if you stopped giving them special treatment. Tough logic, I know, but maybe you can take a weekend away from being retarded for once.
#92 - franktonfire
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(11/25/2012) [-]
#213 - SemiAnon
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#216 to #213 - SemiAnon
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#101 - deathrinderalta
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#358 - mastercolossus
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(11/25/2012) [-]
and if you point any of this out, that makes you a chauvinist pig.
#231 - grimmwaters
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(11/25/2012) [-]
I present to you, a quick guide to understanding women.
#257 to #231 - evantheboss
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(11/25/2012) [-]
That class looks like sheer hell. Did that teacher have a ******* ladder?
#233 to #231 - chubbycharmer
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(11/25/2012) [-]
I'm pretty sure that's incomplete.
#235 to #233 - grimmwaters
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(11/25/2012) [-]
Not incomplete, just compressed.
#238 to #235 - chubbycharmer
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(11/25/2012) [-]
I'm a woman. that's incomplete.
#242 to #231 - mcatheistnuggets
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(11/25/2012) [-]
Understanding Women: A Brief Guide to the Psyche of the Average Woman
Volume 1: Abridged Edition
Book 1 in a 231 Book Series
#247 to #242 - anon
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(11/25/2012) [-]
Pocket Edition
#249 to #247 - mcatheistnuggets
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(11/25/2012) [-]
Yes I forgot that, it is the abridged pocket edition.
#252 to #249 - anon
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(11/25/2012) [-]
That's just the Table of Contents.
#258 to #252 - mcatheistnuggets
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(11/25/2012) [-]
Yep, and that continues till book 17. When the 3 book long prologue begins. Then after that every book contains 7 chapters, each focusing on one word in the female vocabulary until you get to the real stuff which is title "What Women Want" the synopsis of that is "They don't even know, so how are we supposed to?"
#85 - dragel
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(11/25/2012) [-]
#88 to #85 - lickilicky
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(11/25/2012) [-]
Beat me to it.
#112 to #85 - Gamerboyforlife **User deleted account**
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#333 - amoussa
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(11/25/2012) [-]
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#335 to #333 - anon
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(11/25/2012) [-]
you're*
#345 to #335 - amoussa
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(11/25/2012) [-]
you know I didn't make the ecard. Besides, the misspelling still doesn't diverge it from the intended message (unless you take every word too literally).
#349 to #345 - TheHutchie
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(11/25/2012) [-]
I personally trust any information source far, far less if it has any grammatical or spelling errors beyond occasional typos. I don't see why I should listen to anyone who doesn't care enough about what they say to spellcheck it.
#351 to #349 - amoussa
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(11/25/2012) [-]
it's only just a god damn joke ecard, not a scientific journal research paper.
#352 to #351 - TheHutchie
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(11/25/2012) [-]
Well it means less to me because whoever made it seems like a dumbass.

Besides, I'm entitled to my point of view, just as you are.
#354 to #352 - amoussa
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(11/25/2012) [-]
typos in my opinion are excusable at least. It's unfortunate that the grammar is poor but I still find the ecard quite funny. Having said that, there were a few FB fan pages I found really funny but I couldn't bring myself about to join them since they horrendously butt-raped the English language.
#355 to #354 - TheHutchie
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(11/25/2012) [-]
In all honesty, I worry that in the future the English language will have been so thoroughly butt-raped that there will be few left who can teach it, and even fewer who want to learn. Our language, like any other, is beautiful, and it's boundaries are limitless. Yet every day I see people use "*******" or "like" as every fourth word.

Stephen Fry gets the English language, and we should try too.
#377 to #355 - jurto
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(11/25/2012) [-]
Hey, I'm with you, but I don't really think there will be a time when few people can teach English. That's lame. I'm from Spain, and you should believe me: I don't find on the Internet an average level of Spanish as the English one. And one funny thing is that many people who write horrible on the Internet, when facing a paper, homework or whatever, they are not so dumb.

In other order of things, as the Spanish I am, I find so much easier and interesting English than Chinese, or even Spanish. Even when I possibly have misspelled many things up there...
#398 to #377 - TheHutchie
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(11/28/2012) [-]
You're foreign, you'll make mistakes. That's not to be offensive, it's just how it is. I learned French for seven years and I can hardly say jack **** in French.

But you're right, people who spell like 10 year old on the internet do have a tendency to put some effort in when it comes to an essay or a test. That's what I hate. If you are capable of spelling, why not do it the best you can all the time? Why suddenly become lazy and ignorant as soon as you're behind a keyboard and not a writing desk? I'll never understand it, it's just some weird mindset everyone has let themselves slip into, and I won't join them because it's as pointless as this whole conversation.
#400 to #398 - jurto
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(11/28/2012) [-]
Well, you are actually right.
#366 to #355 - kookiefrankus
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(11/25/2012) [-]
According to the news over in Australia. Asia is going to be dominant and the next gen will be forced to learn Chinese or whatever... Should just begin teaching the next generations a completely new language globally.
#369 to #366 - TheHutchie
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(11/25/2012) [-]
Currently the dominant language in terms of how widely spoken it is would be English, but French, Spanish, German, Mandarin, Afrikaan and hundreds of other languages still exist. So while it will be useful to know the world's dominant language, we should still teach and treasure English.
#370 to #369 - kookiefrankus
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(11/25/2012) [-]
Sorry. remembered it was dominant on an economic scale... or some bull like that. all i got from it was the kids will be learning it
#399 to #370 - TheHutchie
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(11/28/2012) [-]
That comment made my point poorly.

What I was trying to say is that with English currently being the dominant language, many, many others still exist. In the future, if a different language takes over the dominant role, then the same amount of languages will still exist.

The real threat is that another language, such as Mandarin, may bastardise the English language, which while it makes sense in a vaguely evolutionary term, is not something I'd like to see happen. I like English how it is.
#401 to #399 - kookiefrankus
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(11/29/2012) [-]
Wow, I found an intelligent human on this site. All my other comments get butt hurt no matter what I say.
#332 - amoussa
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(11/25/2012) [-]
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not all women are like that. It's only just a subset of the female population who're typically loud, hysterical, obnoxious, attention-seeking whores that are like that and bypass every sound reason, rationality and logic that is thrown at them. Apart from those lesbian feminazis, normal feminists are actual nice people and although I don't agree with every single view they hold, at least they fight towards true causes such as female oppression in the Middle East.

I've even had female mates who have been chivalrous enough to buy me drinks and we each pay for our own meals. Forget bitches who abuse their feminine charm to leach off free goodies from the unsuspecting nice guy. Call me old fashioned but I still believe in true love and chivalry. Chivalry is always a nice gesture where if they want to be treated like a princess, they should stop acting like a whore.
#356 to #332 - anon
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(11/25/2012) [-]
seem to me normal fems are like needles and fmenazis are the hay
#320 - roflcopterkklol **User deleted account**
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(11/25/2012) [-]
Sexism only applies to if a man does something, and that pisses me off.
Example, on the view it was okay for a bunch of women to laugh and joke about a man having his dick chopped off by a psycho bitch.
Now imagine a bunch of men have a talk show and have a good laugh about a man chopping a woman's boobs off.

It is racism all over again.

People with nothing wrong in their life and have nothing but what other people may be offended by to worry about are ruining the world.
#222 - usmcrecon
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(11/25/2012) [-]
No, i can have both because im black
#161 - madjik
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#45 - theist
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(11/25/2012) [-]
The amount of forever alones on funnyjunk is overwhelming...
#186 to #45 - hyeroshi
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#153 - dlwnsgur
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(11/25/2012) [-]
**dlwnsgur rolled a random image posted in comment #172 at sad crab comp ** women
#93 - anon
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(11/25/2012) [-]
wowoowowoowow
loving all the misogyny here guys
A+

Psssst, you're all a bunch of middle class white dudes. Kindly shut the **** up about how you *think* womens rights "should be like". You have no idea what it's like to be one and can't judge them. Doing so is called being a complete asshole.
#107 to #93 - impaledsandwich
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(11/25/2012) [-]
So stop judging us, woman. You don't know what it's like to be a man.
#109 to #93 - Gamerboyforlife **User deleted account**
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#120 to #93 - Keoul
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(11/25/2012) [-]
Thank god you're here!   
Who else will aid the poor defenseless internet women?   
You're bold words will surely scare the mean internet people away!
Thank god you're here!
Who else will aid the poor defenseless internet women?
You're bold words will surely scare the mean internet people away!