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#454 - xkxixnxdx
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(11/25/2012) [-]
Sorry I'm not sorry.
#458 to #454 - pulluspardus
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(11/25/2012) [-]
Are you half canadian?
#432 - brosanction
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(11/25/2012) [-]
**brosanction rolled a random image posted in comment #118 at catholics in a nutshell ** what I fight for
#443 to #432 - guiltyparty
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totally worth fighting for :D
totally worth fighting for :D
#407 - savioz
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>Corrupt countries in Europe????
>CORRUPT COUNTRIES IN EUROPE!!!!

The worst, most corrupt system i know of in the modern world is USA.

I mean, YOU HAVE COMPANIES PAYING TO GET LAWS PAST IN YOUR OWN COUNTRY!!!!! HOW ISNT A WAR WAGED ON THEM???? THEY LITERALLY PAY SO THAT AMERICAN CITIZENS HAS TO OBEY COMPANY LAWS!!!! TELL ME HOW THATS NOT CORRUPT! OR TELL ME IF IM WRONG, PLEAS!
#408 to #407 - europe
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(11/25/2012) [-]
silence.
#421 to #407 - admiralshepard
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No, stop that, stop that now.
#431 to #407 - pstwowasthebest
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Shut up Meg.
#434 to #407 - danzeebass **User deleted account**
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#437 to #434 - whyisthissohard **User deleted account**
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#456 to #434 - anon
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The United States is actually a corporation, not a real country.
#447 to #434 - savioz
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Well, who do you think i'm referring to when i compare Europe and USA? Most US citizens can only name France, England, Germany, Russia.
#466 to #447 - anon
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Translation: "Hurr Durr, I don' lik Amewicans so i's gonna sayz dat dey are dum and cant wead or do the maths and dat dey are fat an cant find countrys on teh mapp when i cant find delaware!"

Shut the **** up. People like you are always getting butt offended when Americans generalize your entire ******* continent, but it's perfectly acceptable for you to judge them based from a select minority. It's like peoples perceptions of the American south: It's not nearly as bad or as you are led to believe. The people are quite friendly, provided you treat them like actual people and not trash... unlike what the media says you should.
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#280 to #275 - KingRANDOM
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Well what ended up happening was i remembered i'm fat and lazy then stayed home because I'm scared of that outside place.
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#252 - chickeniscrazy
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As an australian I don't get the whole black friday thing, why do yous need to bombard the stores at midnight to get things slightly cheaper. I have seen news reports of fights, beatings, and even deaths of people being trampled by the rush or murdered. Is it really worth it? This is a case of some americans having horribly ****** up priorities.
#257 to #252 - jrondeau **User deleted account**
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To start, it's not slightly cheaper. It's a hell of a lot cheaper (I got something for $34 that was $80 the day before at a local department store, but didn't go during the rush) than any other days in the year. A lot of people go to try and get things for Christmas at ridiculously low prices, and a lot go just for the adrenaline rush (don't personally understand this one, but it seems to be reason for a lot of people to go). Yes, some people get trampled each year, but they're just getting picked off by natural selection if they're willing to risk getting mixed up in a literal stampede of crazed shoppers.   
   
I don't personally see the appeal in trying to get through raging mobs of people to go shopping, but to each their own I suppose. And don't be so quick to **** on Americans for this, I'm sure that if Australia had sweeping Black Friday sales you would have the same thing happening over there.
To start, it's not slightly cheaper. It's a hell of a lot cheaper (I got something for $34 that was $80 the day before at a local department store, but didn't go during the rush) than any other days in the year. A lot of people go to try and get things for Christmas at ridiculously low prices, and a lot go just for the adrenaline rush (don't personally understand this one, but it seems to be reason for a lot of people to go). Yes, some people get trampled each year, but they're just getting picked off by natural selection if they're willing to risk getting mixed up in a literal stampede of crazed shoppers.

I don't personally see the appeal in trying to get through raging mobs of people to go shopping, but to each their own I suppose. And don't be so quick to **** on Americans for this, I'm sure that if Australia had sweeping Black Friday sales you would have the same thing happening over there.
#463 to #257 - chickeniscrazy
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I said SOME americans have ****** up priorities, I didn't generalize and **** on all of america. When I see images or videos of black friday rushes it literally looks like sheep being herded into a pen. It's a horrible idea and not worth the lives (really sad I have to say that) that it costs. All over buying some material goods at cheaper prices, good god
#337 to #257 - scruffstah
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I usually slip in after the big groups. I went into Best Buy, picked up Assassin's Creed Revelations and Assassin's Creed III (saved $48 buying those two, by the way), a Kindle Fire, and an iPad case, and it took me less than 30 minutes.
#260 to #257 - makethingsworse
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It also makes sense if you look at the financial crisis we are faced with. I mean, sure, it's not as bad as Africa or Egypt...but it's still a pretty ******* big deal.
#241 - meloninspector
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LIK IF YOU ARE PROUD AMERICAN TO LIVE IN GRATEST NATON ON EARTH
NOBAMA 2012!!
DEATH TO TERORIST!!!
IF YOU DONT LIKE THE TERORIST WILL WIN!!!
#264 to #241 - urfunnyman
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how does liking a comment about patriotism for one's country gonna stop terrorism? I'm american i love my country but you gotta admit that our government and country is kinda going down the drain right now. I don't even know why I'm even explaining this to you your probably gonna just get pissed and start going off saying im not a real american but i believe i am so that good enough for me
#267 to #264 - meloninspector
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lol that was supposed to be an ironic comment I do not actually think liking a comment would really stop terrorism (would be pretty cool if it did though lol). I agree with you about our country going down the drain though
#269 to #267 - urfunnyman
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ah ok lol thank you for keeping your cool most users would start saying that oh they are part of the navy seals and would have me killed even though they arent even part of the military and think playing COD counts lol but again thank you for you keeping a cool attitude here is a gif
ah ok lol thank you for keeping your cool most users would start saying that oh they are part of the navy seals and would have me killed even though they arent even part of the military and think playing COD counts lol but again thank you for you keeping a cool attitude here is a gif
#459 to #264 - ugottanked
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(11/25/2012) [-]
ive always felt our country has been going down the drain...to be honest i dont like my country..i hate it
#243 to #241 - meloninspector
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*forgot picture
#232 - myjeren
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It's because we live in such a first world country, we have the luxury to raise our problems up a few classes.
#220 - philliyoMLB
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I don't understand these, sure there are some dumbasses who do this, but I believe in EVERY country there are positives and negatives, some might not see the negatives or positives of other countries because of cultural differences. Everyone shut up if he has a problem with the black friday stuff (so do I) let him be. I think America is stupid for this stuff but I don't think America is stupid. I think Europe's sense of humor is weird and immature but I don't think Europe is immature. OP just pulled a classic media trick that's all.
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#58 to #52 - darkangeloffire
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We don't, we have enough bacon and syrup for all.
#62 to #52 - thisotherdude
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Whose hockey team is better.
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#345 - chezburgadominator
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I'm sorry to sound like a bitch, but why is it everytime we have a post on FP that has anything to do with a government, politics or just countries in general, it always gets redirected into something along the lines of "hurr durr amurrica is stupid n fat"?   
   
  I already knew what the post was going to be about even before I finished scrolling down. Yes, it's funny to laugh at America's faults, and I find them funny at times too. But do they need to have the same joke in every single one? The way it's presented is that America is complete **** and everywhere else is a godsend. You went as far to compare Hunger in Africa to Greed in America on a day you can get everything that would've been overpriced for a really low sum of cash.   
   
   
Tl;dr-If you could get something you wanted for cheap, you'd do it too. America isn't this demon that only cares about themselves, and even if that's not what this post says that's what it's implying, that America is full of selfish people.
I'm sorry to sound like a bitch, but why is it everytime we have a post on FP that has anything to do with a government, politics or just countries in general, it always gets redirected into something along the lines of "hurr durr amurrica is stupid n fat"?

I already knew what the post was going to be about even before I finished scrolling down. Yes, it's funny to laugh at America's faults, and I find them funny at times too. But do they need to have the same joke in every single one? The way it's presented is that America is complete **** and everywhere else is a godsend. You went as far to compare Hunger in Africa to Greed in America on a day you can get everything that would've been overpriced for a really low sum of cash.


Tl;dr-If you could get something you wanted for cheap, you'd do it too. America isn't this demon that only cares about themselves, and even if that's not what this post says that's what it's implying, that America is full of selfish people.
#317 - breakfastlunch
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(11/25/2012) [-]
The first one...
The first one...
#340 to #317 - Sethorein
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k, just checking, does funnyjunk suck the cocks of the palestinians or are you kids actually impartial about this issue? 'Cause normally FJ is stupid liberal... and it's the liberal tendency to blindly condemn Israel o_o
#382 to #340 - schneidend
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It seems to go both ways around here. Some are butthurt at Palestinians, some are butthurt at Israel. One asshole the other day literally said Israel's possession of its territory was somehow "illegal." Both sides, whether funnyjunkies or IRL, have their share of ignorant rancor and stupidity.
It seems to go both ways around here. Some are butthurt at Palestinians, some are butthurt at Israel. One asshole the other day literally said Israel's possession of its territory was somehow "illegal." Both sides, whether funnyjunkies or IRL, have their share of ignorant rancor and stupidity.
#389 to #382 - Sethorein
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Only problem is that one side spews stupidity in order to try to make sure the other doesn't exist. The other spews stupidity in order to keep on trying to exist... So you see why I'm biased towards Israel...
#395 to #389 - schneidend
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I'll admit to some bias in favor of Israel as well. There's literally nothing to dispute as far as what part of the world Israel resides in. The British pulled out of that area and the U.N. established that land as a new sovereign territory. Period. Rejecting something that the majority of the world agrees upon doesn't make the Palestinians righteous freedom fighters.
#402 to #395 - Sethorein
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Never forget the 3 no's. No recognition, No negotiation, No peace.

That's what Israel has to deal with.
#351 to #340 - breakfastlunch
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I lived in Israel for eight years and visit about once a year, so I can easily tell you how ******* pissed off I get when I see people acting like the terrorist organizations that attack Israel are "fighting for freedom."  Anybody who thinks Hamas or Hizballah or any of these other terrorist organizations actually care about "freedom" or safety has no idea what he/she is talking about.  The hundreds (sometimes thousands) of rockets that fly into Israel every year have one purpose:  To attempt to kill as many innocent civilians as possible.   
   
While Israel is by no means perfect, the only reason civilians die when Israel strikes is that Hamas purposely places their military assets in highly populated areas for two reasons:  To deter Israeli attacks and to tell the world that Israel is murdering their babies when people inevitably die.  If given funding to build schools, they'd probably use it to buy more rockets instead.     
   
It's easy to sit on your couch on the other side of the world and criticize Israel, but you'd need to actually be live there and have family members in the IDF to truly know what these "resistance" forces are really all about.
I lived in Israel for eight years and visit about once a year, so I can easily tell you how ******* pissed off I get when I see people acting like the terrorist organizations that attack Israel are "fighting for freedom." Anybody who thinks Hamas or Hizballah or any of these other terrorist organizations actually care about "freedom" or safety has no idea what he/she is talking about. The hundreds (sometimes thousands) of rockets that fly into Israel every year have one purpose: To attempt to kill as many innocent civilians as possible.

While Israel is by no means perfect, the only reason civilians die when Israel strikes is that Hamas purposely places their military assets in highly populated areas for two reasons: To deter Israeli attacks and to tell the world that Israel is murdering their babies when people inevitably die. If given funding to build schools, they'd probably use it to buy more rockets instead.

It's easy to sit on your couch on the other side of the world and criticize Israel, but you'd need to actually be live there and have family members in the IDF to truly know what these "resistance" forces are really all about.
#355 to #351 - Sethorein
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Question 1: Do you think I'm criticizing Israel?

Question 2:Did you thumb me down or was it some rando?
#360 to #355 - breakfastlunch
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It wasn't me. Thumbed you back up. I know you weren't criticizing Israel, I was just expanding on my previous comment. Things like this post piss me off.
#364 to #360 - Sethorein
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Ah good, well I'm just teeing off on some idiot below us. Says that there's an apartheid because of the border fence. Clearly America has an Apartheid on Mexico because of their border fence, right?

Kid also says that CNN isn't supporting palestine and Jews hate peace xD He's not even trying to sound legit at this point.
#380 to #374 - Sethorein
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nope. Especially since people are thumbing the idiot up xD
#310 - lilrayofsunshine
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PALESTINE!
#369 to #310 - Sethorein
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rejected becoming a fully recognized state in 1948 in a desperate attempt to kill all of the Israelis! :D
#511 to #369 - lilrayofsunshine
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well they did kind of kick our grandmothers and grandfathers out of their home.... so they thought they could kill them all but then they remembered "oh you have guns and we have rocks... i wonder whose going to win this one"
its quite sad really... why cant we all just pick flowers and get along?
#514 to #511 - Sethorein
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aw, no replies :( Do I need to wait another 3 weeks?
#513 to #511 - Sethorein
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won*
#512 to #511 - Sethorein
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#1 3 weeks later, really?

#2 The Palestinians with the assistance or Jordan, Egypt, and Lebanon were far better equipped than the Israelis in the war for independence. Israel one through sheer luck. Fun fact, Palestinians would not have been kicked out if they accepted the existence of Israel... Instead they began a civil war to try to take land that didn't truly belong to them by force. Seriously... Palestinians have 0 claim to the land of Israel. If they had any claims they're no more valid than the claim of an Israeli to the exact same land...
#515 to #512 - lilrayofsunshine
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SORRY... funnyjunk dosent tell me these things untill its been over with<3

you are very awesome :3 have a lovely night
#213 - billybobjoeii
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Palestine does not exist. That land is Israel. Hate on me all you want, but that is the way it is supposed to be.
#233 to #213 - alltimetens
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Never understood what that meant. Palestine existed up until 1948 when the Israelis invaded and won. You could say the exact same thing about the United States, it isn't REALLY the United States, that land belonged to the Native Americans. What the Europeans did to the Native Americans is the exact same thing as what the Israelis are doing to the Palestinians.
#226 to #213 - foolycoolyy
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and Tibet should be Tibet
north america belongs to the indians

but its not and it doesnt.

i have an idea. lets give israel back their land and the native Americans back theirs. fair enough right?
#427 to #226 - zabc
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wow wow WOW im white and in north america so... i enjoy how this all turned out
wow wow WOW im white and in north america so... i enjoy how this all turned out
#205 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE
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The reason americans can fight about stupid **** on our homeland is because our soldiers are out fighting battles FOR them. Hence how much at ease we seem because, hell, nobody has invaded the USA. If teas goes through with seceding and declares war on America THEN youll see some crazy **** happening. Not trying to rustle any Jimmies here, I'm just saying that we are at ease because we dont have outside forces trying to kill our families in our homes since our military is offing fighting.
#95 - donnydarko
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Palestinians are ******* scum. They're not fighting for freedom, they're fighting to destroy Israel. Europeans don't fight their governments, Muslim invaders posing as students attack European governments. Meme fail.
#111 to #95 - cullenatorguy
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lol, have you even heard of what Netanyahu has been saying? He's been talking **** about Palestine and the U.S. He has said the whole goal of Operation Pillar of Cloud was to wipe out the whole state of Palestine, and that America is so easy to manipulate that we won't even be a problem.

Israel has killed hundreds of civilians for no reason in an extremely crowded city. Hamas (not Palestine) has killed about 5 Israelis. Fair trade off, don't you think?
#150 to #95 - anon
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"I think that you would be doing the world a favor by shutting the hell up." ~ The Internet
#155 to #95 - impaledsandwich
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And Israel is fighting to destroy Palestine, and Muslim students in Europe learn while Europeans make more weird pop music.

Fun fact: there is a sizable Muslim population in the Balkans due to the old Ottoman Empire. All white, by the way.
#38 - anon
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I wouldn't say we Europeans are free of guilt in regarding the fights.

From what I've read from several news sources people from around the Mediterranean ain't the perfect people from god at all.
I've noticed this on several holidays as well, Greek taxi drivers driving without the till on, buss drivers doing the same, Greek people claiming their dead parents pension and so forth. (No direct hate for Greece here, I've witnessed the taxi and bus stuff in Spain, Italy and Turkey as well)

So from what I've seen and read the people down there cheat on their taxes, work illegally, claim cash for dead people and then they have the nerve to complain when their government struggles to pay it's bills?
God danged guys? Did you all just give up hope after the Roman empire collapsed?
#60 to #38 - brobafett ONLINE
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HOW DARE YOU! Don't you know we're suppose to bash America!?! How Dare you correct something to make the implications against America less harsh!
#3 - yunouppercase
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(11/24/2012) [-]
to the frontpage with you!
to the frontpage with you!
#1 - mysticwonder
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Yep. It's sad but it's the country we live in.
#37 to #1 - kingoflulzfool
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yea , we got dat corporatocracy feels like the cold war over here. the avg layman is quite unknown to what happens truly and for ***** sake they don't question shiiiiiiiiietttttt.... not a "paranoid schitzo" if things like that matter to people.

#5 to #1 - anon
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(11/24/2012) [-]
Sad because you don't have any of those problems?. Well, except corporatocracy maybe.