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#160 - itmanh (11/24/2012) [+] (1 reply)
just before I saw the paycheck which was of $4999, I accept ...that...my mom in-law was actually making money part time on their laptop.. there sisters neighbour had bean doing this for only twenty months and as of now took care of the mortgage on there home and purchased a gorgeous Lotus Elan. I went here, ))==== FLY38.ℂOM ====((
User avatar #169 to #160 - awesomenessdefined (11/24/2012) [-]
How have you not gotten autobanned by now.
User avatar #146 - zepplien (11/24/2012) [+] (2 replies)
One time I opened the door for a kid and he put a 5 dollar bill in my pocket.
User avatar #134 - ILikeGreen (11/24/2012) [-]
I read that in a strong independent black woman who ain't need no man's voice.
User avatar #107 - willindor ONLINE (11/24/2012) [-]
I only open doors for people and let them walk in first in case something bad is at the other side.
#91 - cometfire (11/24/2012) [-]
Old people are always the most friendly. And with me being in the hospital a lot, I get to visit some regularly.
User avatar #77 - richardastley (11/24/2012) [+] (3 replies)
That's pretty much FJ when they see someone do a good deed. "Faith in humanity restored! This generation has been saved! I would play BINGO with that young man any day!"
#63 - caplocker (11/24/2012) [-]
Open the door for a 10 and she'll become a 2 pretty quickly. I don't open the door for anyone now. you want equality, you've ****** got it.
User avatar #37 - victoryismine (11/24/2012) [+] (2 replies)
I have never once had a teenager thank me for holding a door open for them.
User avatar #26 - kirkbot ONLINE (11/24/2012) [+] (3 replies)
girls: omg, perv !
User avatar #18 - esmebuffay (11/24/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I opened a door for a woman once in college and she stopped walking and just glared at me, then she said "I'm not helpless, I can open doors myself!" It was at that moment I understood the phrase no good deed goes unpunished.
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**jibb rolls 444**
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User avatar #58 - yojo (11/24/2012) [-]
I once helped an old lady put her groceries in her car.
That was an understatement, she was ******* ancient. She was decomposing as she walked.
She looked like she had some sort of mega-arthritis.
This lady would not stop thanking me from the time I started helping her until she got into the car.
The ******* bitch wanted to pay me.
stupid cunt
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User avatar #15 - MmmWatchaSay (11/24/2012) [-]
I held a door for an old lady in a wheelchair once and she gave me $5. True story
User avatar #5 - KayRed (11/24/2012) [-]
I always do a "Hey, thanks man," if it's a dude, and a "Thank you very much for that" if it's a chick.
#4 - anonymous (11/23/2012) [-]
I held a door open for a family a couple days ago. The kid said "Thank you!", the father looked at me in rage.
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