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User avatar #146 - zepplien (11/24/2012) [-]
One time I opened the door for a kid and he put a 5 dollar bill in my pocket.
#158 to #146 - idontmindreposts (11/24/2012) [-]
he probably watched that scene from goodfellas where Deniro gives the doorman a hundred dollar bill
User avatar #161 to #158 - schneidend ONLINE (11/24/2012) [-]
Kids watching Goodfellas? Faith in humanity restored.
User avatar #107 - willindor (11/24/2012) [-]
I only open doors for people and let them walk in first in case something bad is at the other side.
#91 - cometfire (11/24/2012) [-]
Old people are always the most friendly. And with me being in the hospital a lot, I get to visit some regularly.
User avatar #77 - richardastley ONLINE (11/24/2012) [-]
That's pretty much FJ when they see someone do a good deed. "Faith in humanity restored! This generation has been saved! I would play BINGO with that young man any day!"
#63 - caplocker (11/24/2012) [-]
Open the door for a 10 and she'll become a 2 pretty quickly. I don't open the door for anyone now. you want equality, you've ****** got it.
User avatar #37 - victoryismine (11/24/2012) [-]
I have never once had a teenager thank me for holding a door open for them.
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#73 to #44 - victoryismine (11/24/2012) [-]
I'm not.   
   
   
Take this sexy gif to prove my innocence.
I'm not.


Take this sexy gif to prove my innocence.
User avatar #26 - kirkbot (11/24/2012) [-]
girls: omg, perv !
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User avatar #49 to #45 - kirkbot (11/24/2012) [-]
why am I the incompetent, when I am just holding a ******* door, not even trying to flirt or anything and get called a pervert?
Obviously the girls are incompetent with me
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User avatar #18 - esmebuffay (11/24/2012) [-]
I opened a door for a woman once in college and she stopped walking and just glared at me, then she said "I'm not helpless, I can open doors myself!" It was at that moment I understood the phrase no good deed goes unpunished.
User avatar #25 to #18 - puggles (11/24/2012) [-]
and the correct reply is "i didn't open the door for you because you are helpless but because i have manners." and then slam the door in her face.
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User avatar #192 - jibb (04/11/2013) [-]
**jibb rolls 444**
User avatar #187 - kyrill (11/24/2012) [-]
i held a door open for this black bitch and instead of saying thank you she said "that's right, you better open the door for me" my friend yelled back at her saying "so much sass, bitch"
#184 - carmahhh (11/24/2012) [-]
**carmahhh rolls 99**
#178 - summerx (11/24/2012) [-]
I'm a new student at this elite prep school where they stress how important it is to help everyone out. I was walking behind some kids as they were going into a building and I was running to try and catch up to the door. You should have seen a swarm of about 5-6 kids sprint in front of me to try and be the one to hold the door open. As someone who came from public school, it was a pleasant surprise.
I'm a new student at this elite prep school where they stress how important it is to help everyone out. I was walking behind some kids as they were going into a building and I was running to try and catch up to the door. You should have seen a swarm of about 5-6 kids sprint in front of me to try and be the one to hold the door open. As someone who came from public school, it was a pleasant surprise.
User avatar #153 - pumkins (11/24/2012) [-]
I helped a woman out when she droped a couple of music discs.
"Thank you!You're a gentleman."
I felt loved<3
I'm 14.
#66 - tyroneisanigger (11/24/2012) [-]
Same, but mine is a little different
Kids: Eh, you're a big kid and you'll beat me up if I say anything
Teenagers: Thanks.
Adult (Males): Thank you sir.
Adult (Females): Why did you just roll your damn eyes at me!? I'm getting your manager!
Elderly folk: Thank you kind sir that was very nice.
User avatar #58 - yojo ONLINE (11/24/2012) [-]
I once helped an old lady put her groceries in her car.
That was an understatement, she was ******* ancient. She was decomposing as she walked.
She looked like she had some sort of mega-arthritis.
This lady would not stop thanking me from the time I started helping her until she got into the car.
The ******* bitch wanted to pay me.
stupid cunt
User avatar #15 - MmmWatchaSay (11/24/2012) [-]
I held a door for an old lady in a wheelchair once and she gave me $5. True story
User avatar #5 - KayRed (11/24/2012) [-]
I always do a "Hey, thanks man," if it's a dude, and a "Thank you very much for that" if it's a chick.
#4 - anon (11/23/2012) [-]
I held a door open for a family a couple days ago. The kid said "Thank you!", the father looked at me in rage.
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User avatar #169 to #160 - awesomenessdefined (11/24/2012) [-]
How have you not gotten autobanned by now.
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