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User avatar #146 - zepplien (11/24/2012) [+] (2 replies)
One time I opened the door for a kid and he put a 5 dollar bill in my pocket.
User avatar #134 - ILikeGreen (11/24/2012) [-]
I read that in a strong independent black woman who ain't need no man's voice.
Why?
#118 - wartroll (11/24/2012) [-]
**wartroll rolled a random image posted in comment #1940833 at MLP Friendly Board ** for whom I open the door
User avatar #107 - willindor (11/24/2012) [-]
I only open doors for people and let them walk in first in case something bad is at the other side.
#91 - cometfire (11/24/2012) [-]
Old people are always the most friendly. And with me being in the hospital a lot, I get to visit some regularly.
User avatar #77 - richardastley ONLINE (11/24/2012) [+] (3 replies)
That's pretty much FJ when they see someone do a good deed. "Faith in humanity restored! This generation has been saved! I would play BINGO with that young man any day!"
#63 - caplocker (11/24/2012) [-]
Open the door for a 10 and she'll become a 2 pretty quickly. I don't open the door for anyone now. you want equality, you've fuckin got it.
User avatar #37 - victoryismine (11/24/2012) [+] (2 replies)
I have never once had a teenager thank me for holding a door open for them.
User avatar #26 - kirkbot (11/24/2012) [+] (3 replies)
girls: omg, perv !
User avatar #18 - esmebuffay (11/24/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I opened a door for a woman once in college and she stopped walking and just glared at me, then she said "I'm not helpless, I can open doors myself!" It was at that moment I understood the phrase no good deed goes unpunished.
+1
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#178 - summerx (11/24/2012) [-]
I'm a new student at this elite prep school where they stress how important it is to help everyone out. I was walking behind some kids as they were going into a building and I was running to try and catch up to the door. You should have seen a swarm of about 5-6 kids sprint in front of me to try and be the one to hold the door open. As someone who came from public school, it was a pleasant surprise.
I'm a new student at this elite prep school where they stress how important it is to help everyone out. I was walking behind some kids as they were going into a building and I was running to try and catch up to the door. You should have seen a swarm of about 5-6 kids sprint in front of me to try and be the one to hold the door open. As someone who came from public school, it was a pleasant surprise.
User avatar #153 - pumkins (11/24/2012) [-]
I helped a woman out when she droped a couple of music discs.
"Thank you!You're a gentleman."
I felt loved<3
I'm 14.
User avatar #105 - meandmyburger (11/24/2012) [-]
I know that feel.

I work in a bank and old people are (9 times out of 10) the most thankful people.
#92 - KungFuZerO (11/24/2012) [-]
The comments below are every single other persons' experiences holding doors in whichever region they live in

so just go ahead and thumb and move on.
you're welcome.
#66 - tyroneisanigger (11/24/2012) [-]
Same, but mine is a little different
Kids: Eh, you're a big kid and you'll beat me up if I say anything
Teenagers: Thanks.
Adult (Males): Thank you sir.
Adult (Females): Why did you just roll your damn eyes at me!? I'm getting your manager!
Elderly folk: Thank you kind sir that was very nice.
User avatar #58 - yojo (11/24/2012) [-]
I once helped an old lady put her groceries in her car.
That was an understatement, she was fucking ancient. She was decomposing as she walked.
She looked like she had some sort of mega-arthritis.
This lady would not stop thanking me from the time I started helping her until she got into the car.
The fucking bitch wanted to pay me.
stupid cunt
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User avatar #15 - MmmWatchaSay (11/24/2012) [-]
I held a door for an old lady in a wheelchair once and she gave me $5. True story
User avatar #5 - KayRed (11/24/2012) [-]
I always do a "Hey, thanks man," if it's a dude, and a "Thank you very much for that" if it's a chick.
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