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User avatar #146 - zepplien (11/24/2012) [-]
One time I opened the door for a kid and he put a 5 dollar bill in my pocket.
#158 to #146 - idontmindreposts (11/24/2012) [-]
he probably watched that scene from goodfellas where Deniro gives the doorman a hundred dollar bill
User avatar #161 to #158 - schneidend (11/24/2012) [-]
Kids watching Goodfellas? Faith in humanity restored.
User avatar #134 - ILikeGreen (11/24/2012) [-]
I read that in a strong independent black woman who ain't need no man's voice.
Why?
#118 - wartroll (11/24/2012) [-]
**wartroll rolled a random image posted in comment #1940833 at MLP Friendly Board ** for whom I open the door
User avatar #107 - willindor (11/24/2012) [-]
I only open doors for people and let them walk in first in case something bad is at the other side.
#91 - cometfire (11/24/2012) [-]
Old people are always the most friendly. And with me being in the hospital a lot, I get to visit some regularly.
User avatar #37 - victoryismine (11/24/2012) [-]
I have never once had a teenager thank me for holding a door open for them.
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#73 to #44 - victoryismine (11/24/2012) [-]
I'm not.   
   
   
Take this sexy gif to prove my innocence.
I'm not.


Take this sexy gif to prove my innocence.
User avatar #26 - kirkbot (11/24/2012) [-]
girls: omg, perv !
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User avatar #49 to #45 - kirkbot (11/24/2012) [-]
why am I the incompetent, when I am just holding a ******* door, not even trying to flirt or anything and get called a pervert?
Obviously the girls are incompetent with me
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User avatar #18 - esmebuffay (11/24/2012) [-]
I opened a door for a woman once in college and she stopped walking and just glared at me, then she said "I'm not helpless, I can open doors myself!" It was at that moment I understood the phrase no good deed goes unpunished.
User avatar #25 to #18 - puggles ONLINE (11/24/2012) [-]
and the correct reply is "i didn't open the door for you because you are helpless but because i have manners." and then slam the door in her face.
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#178 - summerx (11/24/2012) [-]
I'm a new student at this elite prep school where they stress how important it is to help everyone out. I was walking behind some kids as they were going into a building and I was running to try and catch up to the door. You should have seen a swarm of about 5-6 kids sprint in front of me to try and be the one to hold the door open. As someone who came from public school, it was a pleasant surprise.
I'm a new student at this elite prep school where they stress how important it is to help everyone out. I was walking behind some kids as they were going into a building and I was running to try and catch up to the door. You should have seen a swarm of about 5-6 kids sprint in front of me to try and be the one to hold the door open. As someone who came from public school, it was a pleasant surprise.
User avatar #153 - pumkins (11/24/2012) [-]
I helped a woman out when she droped a couple of music discs.
"Thank you!You're a gentleman."
I felt loved<3
I'm 14.
User avatar #105 - meandmyburger (11/24/2012) [-]
I know that feel.

I work in a bank and old people are (9 times out of 10) the most thankful people.
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#92 - KungFuZerO (11/24/2012) [-]
The comments below are every single other persons' experiences holding doors in whichever region they live in

so just go ahead and thumb and move on.
you're welcome.
#68 - pulluspardus (11/24/2012) [-]
**pulluspardus rolled a random image posted in comment #1866592 at MLP Friendly Board **

To me

kids : MOM !! HE WANTS TO KILL ME!!!
Teenagers : WHY ARE YOU FOLLOWING ME YOU CREEP?!?!
Adults : WHY ARE YOU FOLLOWING ME YOU CREEP?!?!?!
Elderly : *Dies from heart attack*

<--- MFW
User avatar #70 to #68 - switchblayde (11/24/2012) [-]
Mostly relevant. lol
#66 - tyroneisanigger (11/24/2012) [-]
Same, but mine is a little different
Kids: Eh, you're a big kid and you'll beat me up if I say anything
Teenagers: Thanks.
Adult (Males): Thank you sir.
Adult (Females): Why did you just roll your damn eyes at me!? I'm getting your manager!
Elderly folk: Thank you kind sir that was very nice.
User avatar #58 - yojo (11/24/2012) [-]
I once helped an old lady put her groceries in her car.
That was an understatement, she was ******* ancient. She was decomposing as she walked.
She looked like she had some sort of mega-arthritis.
This lady would not stop thanking me from the time I started helping her until she got into the car.
The ******* bitch wanted to pay me.
stupid cunt
User avatar #5 - KayRed (11/24/2012) [-]
I always do a "Hey, thanks man," if it's a dude, and a "Thank you very much for that" if it's a chick.
#4 - John Cena (11/23/2012) [-]
I held a door open for a family a couple days ago. The kid said "Thank you!", the father looked at me in rage.
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User avatar #169 to #160 - awesomenessdefined (11/24/2012) [-]
How have you not gotten autobanned by now.
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