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#160 - itmanh
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(11/24/2012) [-]
just before I saw the paycheck which was of $4999, I accept ...that...my mom in-law was actually making money part time on their laptop.. there sisters neighbour had bean doing this for only twenty months and as of now took care of the mortgage on there home and purchased a gorgeous Lotus Elan. I went here, ))==== FLY38.ℂOM ====((
#169 to #160 - awesomenessdefined
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(11/24/2012) [-]
How have you not gotten autobanned by now.
#146 - zepplien
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(11/24/2012) [-]
One time I opened the door for a kid and he put a 5 dollar bill in my pocket.
#158 to #146 - idontmindreposts
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(11/24/2012) [-]
he probably watched that scene from goodfellas where Deniro gives the doorman a hundred dollar bill
#161 to #158 - schneidend
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(11/24/2012) [-]
Kids watching Goodfellas? Faith in humanity restored.
#107 - willindor ONLINE
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(11/24/2012) [-]
I only open doors for people and let them walk in first in case something bad is at the other side.
#91 - cometfire
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(11/24/2012) [-]
Old people are always the most friendly. And with me being in the hospital a lot, I get to visit some regularly.
#77 - richardastley
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(11/24/2012) [-]
That's pretty much FJ when they see someone do a good deed. "Faith in humanity restored! This generation has been saved! I would play BINGO with that young man any day!"
#63 - caplocker
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(11/24/2012) [-]
Open the door for a 10 and she'll become a 2 pretty quickly. I don't open the door for anyone now. you want equality, you've ****** got it.
#37 - victoryismine
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(11/24/2012) [-]
I have never once had a teenager thank me for holding a door open for them.
#44 to #37 - gritsreborn **User deleted account**
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#73 to #44 - victoryismine
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(11/24/2012) [-]
I'm not.   
   
   
Take this sexy gif to prove my innocence.
I'm not.


Take this sexy gif to prove my innocence.
#26 - kirkbot
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(11/24/2012) [-]
girls: omg, perv !
#45 to #26 - gritsreborn **User deleted account**
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#49 to #45 - kirkbot
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(11/24/2012) [-]
why am I the incompetent, when I am just holding a ******* door, not even trying to flirt or anything and get called a pervert?
Obviously the girls are incompetent with me
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#18 - esmebuffay
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(11/24/2012) [-]
I opened a door for a woman once in college and she stopped walking and just glared at me, then she said "I'm not helpless, I can open doors myself!" It was at that moment I understood the phrase no good deed goes unpunished.
#25 to #18 - puggles
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(11/24/2012) [-]
and the correct reply is "i didn't open the door for you because you are helpless but because i have manners." and then slam the door in her face.
#8 - alwaysfrown **User deleted account**
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#192 - jibb
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(04/11/2013) [-]
**jibb rolls 444**
#187 - kyrill
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(11/24/2012) [-]
i held a door open for this black bitch and instead of saying thank you she said "that's right, you better open the door for me" my friend yelled back at her saying "so much sass, bitch"
#184 - carmahhh
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(11/24/2012) [-]
**carmahhh rolls 99**
#178 - summerx
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(11/24/2012) [-]
I'm a new student at this elite prep school where they stress how important it is to help everyone out. I was walking behind some kids as they were going into a building and I was running to try and catch up to the door. You should have seen a swarm of about 5-6 kids sprint in front of me to try and be the one to hold the door open. As someone who came from public school, it was a pleasant surprise.
I'm a new student at this elite prep school where they stress how important it is to help everyone out. I was walking behind some kids as they were going into a building and I was running to try and catch up to the door. You should have seen a swarm of about 5-6 kids sprint in front of me to try and be the one to hold the door open. As someone who came from public school, it was a pleasant surprise.
#92 - KungFuZerO
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(11/24/2012) [-]
The comments below are every single other persons' experiences holding doors in whichever region they live in

so just go ahead and thumb and move on.
you're welcome.
#68 - pulluspardus
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(11/24/2012) [-]
**pulluspardus rolled a random image posted in comment #1866592 at MLP Friendly Board **

To me

kids : MOM !! HE WANTS TO KILL ME!!!
Teenagers : WHY ARE YOU FOLLOWING ME YOU CREEP?!?!
Adults : WHY ARE YOU FOLLOWING ME YOU CREEP?!?!?!
Elderly : *Dies from heart attack*

<--- MFW
#70 to #68 - switchblayde
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(11/24/2012) [-]
Mostly relevant. lol
#66 - tyroneisanigger
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(11/24/2012) [-]
Same, but mine is a little different
Kids: Eh, you're a big kid and you'll beat me up if I say anything
Teenagers: Thanks.
Adult (Males): Thank you sir.
Adult (Females): Why did you just roll your damn eyes at me!? I'm getting your manager!
Elderly folk: Thank you kind sir that was very nice.
#58 - yojo
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(11/24/2012) [-]
I once helped an old lady put her groceries in her car.
That was an understatement, she was ******* ancient. She was decomposing as she walked.
She looked like she had some sort of mega-arthritis.
This lady would not stop thanking me from the time I started helping her until she got into the car.
The ******* bitch wanted to pay me.
stupid cunt
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#15 - MmmWatchaSay
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(11/24/2012) [-]
I held a door for an old lady in a wheelchair once and she gave me $5. True story