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User avatar #13 - comeherekids (11/24/2012) [-]
Why I hate kids.
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User avatar #10 - dashgamer (11/24/2012) [-]
I hate having the door opened for me. It obligates me to say something to another person, when instead they could have just left me alone and our paths would never have crossed.
User avatar #14 to #10 - demideus (11/24/2012) [-]
You've been on the Internet for too long. Lets go out and get a beer and socialize
User avatar #16 to #14 - dashgamer (11/24/2012) [-]
I'd love to get a beer, man.
User avatar #9 - saiga (11/24/2012) [-]
it's the little things that make the world worth living in.
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User avatar #6 - PhenomenalPancake (11/24/2012) [-]
Did anyone else read that last part in Gilbert Gottfried's voice?
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User avatar #11 to #6 - Ivandrago (11/24/2012) [-]
>Implying I don't already read everything in a Gilbert Gottfried voice
User avatar #5 - KayRed (11/24/2012) [-]
I always do a "Hey, thanks man," if it's a dude, and a "Thank you very much for that" if it's a chick.
#4 - Womens Study Major (11/23/2012) [-]
I held a door open for a family a couple days ago. The kid said "Thank you!", the father looked at me in rage.
User avatar #1 - sparkyoneonetwo (11/23/2012) [-]
or sometime they go

" Do you think I'm helpless? I can open doors by myself."


well you know what **** you too you old cunt


true story... happened in a gas station today
#64 to #1 - furyr (11/24/2012) [-]
One time I opened a door for a 80-year old lady and her 50-year old daughter. The eldest said that it was nice with chivalry still about, while the younger said that I would receive no money... What the 						****					, I just opened a door for them
One time I opened a door for a 80-year old lady and her 50-year old daughter. The eldest said that it was nice with chivalry still about, while the younger said that I would receive no money... What the **** , I just opened a door for them
User avatar #36 to #1 - KillinTime (11/24/2012) [-]
close the door in his face
walk away

it's what he wanted right?
#7 to #1 - danytheop (11/24/2012) [-]
I hate it when they say: I have a boyfriend. Like bitch I don't give a **** about yo ***** i just opened the door not your ******* legs. GOD ******* DAMMIT PEOPLE GET IT TOGETHER!
User avatar #155 to #7 - dapianoman (11/24/2012) [-]
I'd just slam the door in that bitch's ******* face. That's just plain being a douche if you ask me.
User avatar #139 to #7 - technosauce **User deleted account** (11/24/2012) [-]
"I opened the door not asked to see your tits you egotistical cunt". Is what you should say
User avatar #189 to #139 - danytheop (11/25/2012) [-]
Yeah, or I can't believe you made me get 130 thumbs. Jesus ******* christ.
User avatar #29 to #7 - ningyoaijin (11/24/2012) [-]
If a bitch did that to me, I'd just reply " **** you" and kick her down the nearest available set of stairs.
User avatar #98 to #29 - turboderp (11/24/2012) [-]
With that attitude, I really don't think you hold the door for anyone unless you want in their pants.
User avatar #2 to #1 - razzr (11/23/2012) [-]
haha ive had this happen to me to xD
User avatar #3 to #2 - sparkyoneonetwo (11/23/2012) [-]
she a ******* full bitch. Say thanks don't say thanks I don't care but, don't be a ******* bitch about it I should have just slammed it in in her ******* face
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