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#63 - dustyshane
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(11/24/2012) [-]
He looks like one of the Characters from Crackdown after you level him up.
#62 - muslimxxtaco
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(11/24/2012) [-]
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#110 to #62 - lospussy
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#112 to #110 - lospussy
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#113 to #112 - lospussy
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#78 to #62 - nemecyst
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#59 - marcelluswallace
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(11/24/2012) [-]
no **** its not OC this pic is older than the universe
#58 - rhinoplasty
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(11/24/2012) [-]
is that a tattoo around his jawline!? RIGHT, THATS IT!!! Common kitty we are goin on a rampage!
is that a tattoo around his jawline!? RIGHT, THATS IT!!! Common kitty we are goin on a rampage!
#56 - helenwheels
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(11/24/2012) [-]
You know whats really douchy?

Saying someone is a douche based on a picture.
#93 to #56 - qwermy
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(11/24/2012) [-]
Usually. But like any disease, douchebaggery has symptoms. In this case, there are some visual symptoms, like face tattoos. And the combination of piercings and a snapback. The overall visual appearance just screams "douche".
#107 to #93 - helenwheels
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(11/24/2012) [-]
Defining douchebaggary as a disease and ripping on peoples appearance because it doesn't match yours.

I'd say if this guys the god of douchebags you better start praying.
#116 to #107 - qwermy
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(11/24/2012) [-]
Sir or Maam,    
Half of my friends are people others call whores, assholes, or any other label under the sun.  Some of them have done things to earn those titles in the eyes of those who labeled them, and others are simply stereotyped.  Despite the reputations, I got to know these people, and found out that they are in fact good friends.  Yes, maybe the dude pictured is a nice guy irl.  But in my experience, while not everyone acts like they dress, the stereotype is true a majority of the time.  Perhaps I should not be judging by a picture, but really, don't we all?  Every ******* meme on the internet assigns a personality to a picture based upon its appearance.  Maybe it isn't right, but everyone judges like that.  So please don't call me, specifically, out on this.  Thank you.
Sir or Maam,
Half of my friends are people others call whores, assholes, or any other label under the sun. Some of them have done things to earn those titles in the eyes of those who labeled them, and others are simply stereotyped. Despite the reputations, I got to know these people, and found out that they are in fact good friends. Yes, maybe the dude pictured is a nice guy irl. But in my experience, while not everyone acts like they dress, the stereotype is true a majority of the time. Perhaps I should not be judging by a picture, but really, don't we all? Every ******* meme on the internet assigns a personality to a picture based upon its appearance. Maybe it isn't right, but everyone judges like that. So please don't call me, specifically, out on this. Thank you.
#138 to #116 - helenwheels
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(11/24/2012) [-]
Thank's for the complete psychiatric evaluation.

You didn't go overboard trying to prove you're correctness at all, you must no be a douche.
#139 to #138 - qwermy
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(11/24/2012) [-]
*Thanks *not *your

Ok, NOW I'm being a douche. And thanks for the sarcasm, bro.
#140 to #139 - helenwheels
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(11/24/2012) [-]
You're welcome!
#142 to #140 - sparkieemae
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(11/29/2012) [-]
HUE
HUE
#117 to #116 - qwermy
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(11/24/2012) [-]
And good day.


/thread


I'm out.
#39 - darkjustifier
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(11/24/2012) [-]
Actually I feel like he would be a really nice guy if not a little show offy.
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#50 to #49 - nefarian
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(11/24/2012) [-]
In case you didn't notice the pony...
#52 to #50 - darkjustifier
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(11/24/2012) [-]
Obviously he doesn't care about the pony, he actually takes the time to read the comment.
#53 to #52 - nefarian
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(11/24/2012) [-]
I know. Your comment has a valid point, but the pony blinds most of the FJ'ers and they insta-redthumb it.
#55 to #53 - darkjustifier
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Sorry I snapped at you, I thought you were making that comment for a different reason.
#60 to #55 - nefarian
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(11/24/2012) [-]
No problemo, looks like you lost the red thumbs
#61 to #60 - darkjustifier
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That's good.
#48 to #39 - pukingrainbows
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(11/24/2012) [-]
I worked with a guy who looked a lot like that but with a less flashy beard. Nicest guy in the place out of maybe 50 people. On the other hand, the guy who was just plain and 'non-douche looking' was an arrogant prick.
#51 to #48 - darkjustifier
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Way it is these days I suppose never know what to expect from someone.
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#42 to #39 - dildobarbarian
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(11/24/2012) [-]
and you base that assumption on what?
#43 to #42 - darkjustifier
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(11/24/2012) [-]
What do you base your assumption off of that he's a douche?
#44 to #43 - dildobarbarian
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i never said he was a douche, the assumption works the same way.
#45 to #44 - darkjustifier
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Darn, my argument is invalid now.
#37 - justbeingcool
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(11/24/2012) [-]
**justbeingcool rolled a random image posted in comment #63 at Buying Condoms ** that beard
#72 to #37 - kabageguy ONLINE
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(11/24/2012) [-]
hey, you rolled my image!
#47 to #37 - hentailovers
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(11/24/2012) [-]
does this mean you rolled dubs?
#29 - iLime
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(11/24/2012) [-]
Thats just a stupid rican
#35 to #29 - amoussa
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(11/24/2012) [-]
I thought he was Asian. In the UK, you honestly get a lot of the Asian Paki lot who're like that. I'm an ethnic minority myself so by liberal leftwing logic, I'm not a racist (unless I'm white).
#36 to #35 - iLime
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(11/24/2012) [-]
hes not asian, i can tell.
#30 to #29 - richardastley
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There are lots of stupid Americans.
#31 to #30 - iLime
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But hes not a stupid american. And I wasnt directing that toward the race. Hes just stupid.
#33 to #31 - richardastley
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(11/24/2012) [-]
I was pointing out that the word "rican" doesn't really narrow it down to any group.
#40 to #33 - zin
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(11/24/2012) [-]
I was under the impression that it narrowed it down to PuertoRicans.

Y'know. because PuertoRICANs.
#41 to #40 - richardastley
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(11/24/2012) [-]
Or it could narrow it down to AmeRICANS or AfRICANS and likely some others that aren't coming to mind.
#28 - bitchplzzz
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(11/24/2012) [-]
What if he's actually a very nice guy?
#32 to #28 - roflstorm
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(11/24/2012) [-]
Never judge a boo by its cover
#38 to #32 - anon
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(11/24/2012) [-]
book*
#54 to #38 - nefarian
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(11/24/2012) [-]
Stfu anon
#100 to #54 - roflstorm
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He was correcting my mistake, you prodestant **********
#141 to #100 - nefarian
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k
#26 - edzeppelin
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(11/24/2012) [-]
Starburns needs to have a word with dis *****.
#25 - nythunder
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#34 to #25 - cupcakedevourer
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dat thumbnail
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#20 - ajaxtheking
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(11/24/2012) [-]
show me the car then i'll judge
#16 - rrenierr
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(11/24/2012) [-]
That beard is pretty neat
#14 - jessieqwertyu
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(11/24/2012) [-]
Those are womens glasses
#13 - jimbobji
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(11/24/2012) [-]
MFW a lot of douchebags could potentially be extreme sex holes if they weren't like that.   
   
I make too much sense
MFW a lot of douchebags could potentially be extreme sex holes if they weren't like that.

I make too much sense
#12 - caucasianinvasian
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(11/24/2012) [-]
Somebody was gonna do it if i didn't...
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#6 - johngun
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(11/24/2012) [-]
who ?
#5 - TheSock
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(11/24/2012) [-]
This isn't the god of douchebags, this is the duke. otherwise known as the duke-bag.
There haven't been any clear pictures of the god of douchebags, but there are noticeable
differences between the god and duke. The god is slightly taller, and is known to wear
several hats and pairs of sunglasses simultaneously, and is indeginous to northern
new jersey. However, most of the douchebags' habitats were destroyed by the recent
hurricane
#88 to #5 - TigerMann
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(11/24/2012) [-]
-wears several hats
-from new jersey

Scout from TF2?


I know he's from Brooklyn, but come on.
#10 to #5 - bosskiss
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(11/24/2012) [-]
meet one of his sons of God of the douchebags

his name is guido jesus

knowyourmeme.com/memes/guido-jesus
#96 to #10 - chezburgadominator
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(11/24/2012) [-]
Immediately thought of this guy.
Immediately thought of this guy.
#24 to #10 - dezider **User deleted account**
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(11/24/2012) [-]
his brother
#85 to #24 - natedimes
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(11/24/2012) [-]
His tattoos look so poorly done. Is his tattoo artist in kindergaten?
#27 to #24 - instakill
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(11/24/2012) [-]
He governs the white-trash sectors of douchebaggia
#8 to #5 - localcatbarber
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