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User avatar #63 - dustyshane (11/24/2012) [-]
He looks like one of the Characters from Crackdown after you level him up.
#62 - muslimxxtaco (11/24/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #59 - marcelluswallace (11/24/2012) [-]
no shit its not OC this pic is older than the universe
#58 - rhinoplasty (11/24/2012) [-]
is that a tattoo around his jawline!? RIGHT, THATS IT!!! Common kitty we are goin on a rampage!
is that a tattoo around his jawline!? RIGHT, THATS IT!!! Common kitty we are goin on a rampage!
User avatar #56 - helenwheels (11/24/2012) [-]
You know whats really douchy?

Saying someone is a douche based on a picture.
#93 to #56 - qwermy (11/24/2012) [-]
Usually. But like any disease, douchebaggery has symptoms. In this case, there are some visual symptoms, like face tattoos. And the combination of piercings and a snapback. The overall visual appearance just screams "douche".
User avatar #107 to #93 - helenwheels (11/24/2012) [-]
Defining douchebaggary as a disease and ripping on peoples appearance because it doesn't match yours.

I'd say if this guys the god of douchebags you better start praying.
#116 to #107 - qwermy (11/24/2012) [-]
Sir or Maam,    
Half of my friends are people others call whores, assholes, or any other label under the sun.  Some of them have done things to earn those titles in the eyes of those who labeled them, and others are simply stereotyped.  Despite the reputations, I got to know these people, and found out that they are in fact good friends.  Yes, maybe the dude pictured is a nice guy irl.  But in my experience, while not everyone acts like they dress, the stereotype is true a majority of the time.  Perhaps I should not be judging by a picture, but really, don't we all?  Every fucking meme on the internet assigns a personality to a picture based upon its appearance.  Maybe it isn't right, but everyone judges like that.  So please don't call me, specifically, out on this.  Thank you.
Sir or Maam,
Half of my friends are people others call whores, assholes, or any other label under the sun. Some of them have done things to earn those titles in the eyes of those who labeled them, and others are simply stereotyped. Despite the reputations, I got to know these people, and found out that they are in fact good friends. Yes, maybe the dude pictured is a nice guy irl. But in my experience, while not everyone acts like they dress, the stereotype is true a majority of the time. Perhaps I should not be judging by a picture, but really, don't we all? Every fucking meme on the internet assigns a personality to a picture based upon its appearance. Maybe it isn't right, but everyone judges like that. So please don't call me, specifically, out on this. Thank you.
#138 to #116 - helenwheels (11/24/2012) [-]
Thank's for the complete psychiatric evaluation.

You didn't go overboard trying to prove you're correctness at all, you must no be a douche.
#139 to #138 - qwermy (11/24/2012) [-]
*Thanks *not *your

Ok, NOW I'm being a douche. And thanks for the sarcasm, bro.
User avatar #140 to #139 - helenwheels (11/24/2012) [-]
You're welcome!
#142 to #140 - sparkieemae (11/29/2012) [-]
HUE
HUE
#117 to #116 - qwermy (11/24/2012) [-]
And good day.


/thread


I'm out.
#39 - darkjustifier (11/24/2012) [-]
Actually I feel like he would be a really nice guy if not a little show offy.
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User avatar #50 to #49 - nefarian (11/24/2012) [-]
In case you didn't notice the pony...
User avatar #52 to #50 - darkjustifier (11/24/2012) [-]
Obviously he doesn't care about the pony, he actually takes the time to read the comment.
User avatar #53 to #52 - nefarian (11/24/2012) [-]
I know. Your comment has a valid point, but the pony blinds most of the FJ'ers and they insta-redthumb it.
User avatar #55 to #53 - darkjustifier (11/24/2012) [-]
Sorry I snapped at you, I thought you were making that comment for a different reason.
User avatar #60 to #55 - nefarian (11/24/2012) [-]
No problemo, looks like you lost the red thumbs
User avatar #61 to #60 - darkjustifier (11/24/2012) [-]
That's good.
User avatar #48 to #39 - pukingrainbows (11/24/2012) [-]
I worked with a guy who looked a lot like that but with a less flashy beard. Nicest guy in the place out of maybe 50 people. On the other hand, the guy who was just plain and 'non-douche looking' was an arrogant prick.
#51 to #48 - darkjustifier (11/24/2012) [-]
Way it is these days I suppose never know what to expect from someone.
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User avatar #42 to #39 - dildobarbarian (11/24/2012) [-]
and you base that assumption on what?
User avatar #43 to #42 - darkjustifier (11/24/2012) [-]
What do you base your assumption off of that he's a douche?
User avatar #44 to #43 - dildobarbarian (11/24/2012) [-]
i never said he was a douche, the assumption works the same way.
User avatar #45 to #44 - darkjustifier (11/24/2012) [-]
Darn, my argument is invalid now.
#37 - justbeingcool (11/24/2012) [-]
**justbeingcool rolled a random image posted in comment #63 at Buying Condoms ** that beard
User avatar #72 to #37 - kabageguy ONLINE (11/24/2012) [-]
hey, you rolled my image!
User avatar #47 to #37 - hentailovers (11/24/2012) [-]
does this mean you rolled dubs?
User avatar #29 - iLime ONLINE (11/24/2012) [-]
Thats just a stupid rican
User avatar #35 to #29 - amoussa (11/24/2012) [-]
I thought he was Asian. In the UK, you honestly get a lot of the Asian Paki lot who're like that. I'm an ethnic minority myself so by liberal leftwing logic, I'm not a racist (unless I'm white).
#57 to #35 - lollipoppizza (11/24/2012) [-]
So only white people are racist?

Only if you were pakistani (which is the politically correct demonym) would what you said be considered non-offensive (I'm not personally offended tbh).
Just being an ethnic minority does not make you any less 'racist' than a white person would be.
User avatar #84 to #57 - amoussa (11/24/2012) [-]
I meant it in an ironic sarcastic way obviously. It's the media who make it out as if white people are racist and no one else is. I've even had niggers on my local bus make racist remarks before.
User avatar #36 to #35 - iLime ONLINE (11/24/2012) [-]
hes not asian, i can tell.
User avatar #30 to #29 - richardastley ONLINE (11/24/2012) [-]
There are lots of stupid Americans.
User avatar #31 to #30 - iLime ONLINE (11/24/2012) [-]
But hes not a stupid american. And I wasnt directing that toward the race. Hes just stupid.
User avatar #33 to #31 - richardastley ONLINE (11/24/2012) [-]
I was pointing out that the word "rican" doesn't really narrow it down to any group.
#40 to #33 - zin (11/24/2012) [-]
I was under the impression that it narrowed it down to PuertoRicans.

Y'know. because PuertoRICANs.
User avatar #41 to #40 - richardastley ONLINE (11/24/2012) [-]
Or it could narrow it down to AmeRICANS or AfRICANS and likely some others that aren't coming to mind.
#28 - bitchplzzz (11/24/2012) [-]
What if he's actually a very nice guy?
User avatar #32 to #28 - roflstorm (11/24/2012) [-]
Never judge a boo by its cover
#38 to #32 - anonymous (11/24/2012) [-]
book*
User avatar #54 to #38 - nefarian (11/24/2012) [-]
Stfu anon
User avatar #100 to #54 - roflstorm (11/24/2012) [-]
He was correcting my mistake, you prodestant fuckbucket
User avatar #141 to #100 - nefarian (11/24/2012) [-]
k
User avatar #26 - edzeppelin (11/24/2012) [-]
Starburns needs to have a word with dis nigga.
#34 to #25 - cupcakedevourer (11/24/2012) [-]
dat thumbnail
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#20 - ajaxtheking (11/24/2012) [-]
show me the car then i'll judge
#16 - rrenierr (11/24/2012) [-]
That beard is pretty neat
User avatar #14 - jessieqwertyu (11/24/2012) [-]
Those are womens glasses
#13 - jimbobji (11/24/2012) [-]
MFW a lot of douchebags could potentially be extreme sex holes if they weren't like that.   
   
I make too much sense
MFW a lot of douchebags could potentially be extreme sex holes if they weren't like that.

I make too much sense
#12 - caucasianinvasian (11/24/2012) [-]
Somebody was gonna do it if i didn't...
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User avatar #6 - johngun (11/24/2012) [-]
who ?
User avatar #5 - TheSock (11/24/2012) [-]
This isn't the god of douchebags, this is the duke. otherwise known as the duke-bag.
There haven't been any clear pictures of the god of douchebags, but there are noticeable
differences between the god and duke. The god is slightly taller, and is known to wear
several hats and pairs of sunglasses simultaneously, and is indeginous to northern
new jersey. However, most of the douchebags' habitats were destroyed by the recent
hurricane
User avatar #88 to #5 - TigerMann (11/24/2012) [-]
-wears several hats
-from new jersey

Scout from TF2?


I know he's from Brooklyn, but come on.
#10 to #5 - bosskiss (11/24/2012) [-]
meet one of his sons of God of the douchebags

his name is guido jesus

knowyourmeme.com/memes/guido-jesus
#96 to #10 - chezburgadominator (11/24/2012) [-]
Immediately thought of this guy.
Immediately thought of this guy.
#24 to #10 - dezider **User deleted account** (11/24/2012) [-]
his brother
User avatar #85 to #24 - natedimes (11/24/2012) [-]
His tattoos look so poorly done. Is his tattoo artist in kindergaten?
User avatar #27 to #24 - instakill (11/24/2012) [-]
He governs the white-trash sectors of douchebaggia
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