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#52 - anon
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(11/23/2012) [-]
Parkour is about getting from point A to point B in the quickest amount of time. I think he accomplished that.
#61 to #52 - karlossacramento
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(11/23/2012) [-]
not the quickest amount of time, it's the shortest way, big difference. if there's a wall inbetween and 1m next to it you could go around it you still have to climb the wall.
#62 to #61 - mrgilly
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(11/23/2012) [-]
Both of you are technically wrong. Parkour is getting from point A to point B in the most efficient or interesting way possible. Typically, that ends up being the shortest route but doesn't have to be.
#104 to #62 - thebritishguy
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(11/23/2012) [-]
I go by efficiency and speed, but I'm not that bothered I just try to keep an open mind you know
#48 - smittywrbmnjnsn
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(11/23/2012) [-]
All of these guys are retarded!
The roll isn't to look awesome.
It's to convert the vertical force, into horizontal force. Cushioning the landing.
These people are bending their knees...landing normally...then rolling because they think it's cool.
#313 to #48 - bronycurious
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(11/24/2012) [-]
perhaps they are trying to learn to roll.
#83 to #48 - GOmagikarp
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(11/23/2012) [-]
If you land and roll correctly, you should be able to use your momentum from the roll and get up rather quickly.
#74 to #48 - inbardo
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(11/23/2012) [-]
I agree, but you are assuming these guys are experienced. Maybe they can be just beginners, learning how to do.
#67 to #48 - babyanalraper
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(11/23/2012) [-]
The first guy rolls correctly
#68 to #67 - dafukdude
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(11/23/2012) [-]
yeah but the third guy just drops to his feet then decides to make a vague attempt at it
#287 to #68 - imtrulyaunicorn
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(11/23/2012) [-]
The 4th guy executed a perfect roll too.
#69 to #68 - babyanalraper
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(11/23/2012) [-]
Maybe it's a set-up to show a good technique, then progressivly worse and finally a joke?
Or the 3rd guy is a massive faggot
#71 to #69 - dafukdude
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(11/23/2012) [-]
It seems to me like the first guy is the one who has at least some small measure of parkour and he's showing his friends how to do stuff. Your explanation makes sense too though I must say
#77 to #71 - babyanalraper
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(11/23/2012) [-]
Well, if you look att the second guy, is rolling, but terribly. The third guy doesn't roll until after he's landed, and the fourth guy, well...
#57 to #48 - bitchplzzz
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(11/23/2012) [-]
BUT THAT'S...   
HOW THEY ROLL   
YYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
BUT THAT'S...
HOW THEY ROLL
YYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
#56 to #48 - mapton
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(11/23/2012) [-]
THATS WHY TOMMY VERCETTI DID THIS, MY LIFE IS NOW COMPLETE
#43 - cookedspider
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(11/23/2012) [-]
Parkour content.   
   
Yes.
Parkour content.

Yes.
#49 to #43 - Blargosnarf
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(11/23/2012) [-]
******* trainee ninjas always ******* climbing on my house and tryin' ta ******* assassinate me and ****...
#32 - defeats
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(11/23/2012) [-]
Pro parkour people always wear the weirdest trousers/shorts.
#35 to #32 - thelonelyfeel
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(11/23/2012) [-]
Pros wear really baggy custom made pants usually but it's mainly for flash and in a real situation when you wanna do some parkour they would get in the way too much.
#36 to #35 - defeats
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(11/23/2012) [-]
Yeah those are what I'm talking about.
#31 - thelonelyfeel
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(11/23/2012) [-]
That is almost exactly how my "old team" used to do things, me and 2 other guys rolled fine, one rolled weird and the other just kinda fell.
#30 - poeci
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(11/23/2012) [-]
last one could be me
#29 - vigorion
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(11/23/2012) [-]
I see you are parkour.   
   
I'm pretty parkour myself.
I see you are parkour.

I'm pretty parkour myself.
#53 to #29 - pyronic
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(11/23/2012) [-]
LOL tear to my eye
#23 - head
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(11/23/2012) [-]
The guy at the end forgot to roll
#103 to #23 - erihk
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(11/23/2012) [-]
is this a monitor or an eyebot?
#109 to #103 - penguinthegreat
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(11/23/2012) [-]
its a character from portal 2
#111 to #109 - erihk
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(11/23/2012) [-]
well i guess i lose then
#44 to #23 - scumbagposter
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(11/23/2012) [-]
**scumbagposter rolled a random image posted in comment #1615957 at Item Discussion **
#41 to #23 - anon
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(11/23/2012) [-]
Should've rolled.
#26 to #23 - tealkangaroo
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(11/23/2012) [-]
thank you so much for that picture
thank you so much for that picture
#25 to #23 - spectralbanshee
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(11/23/2012) [-]
**spectralbanshee rolled a random image posted in comment #1446417 at Item Discussion ** you did too!
#20 - dovakinbronie
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(11/23/2012) [-]
broke my foot yesterday while parkouring
i just sat there loking at my foot for about 2 minutes and then i started to scream
#33 to #20 - thelonelyfeel
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(11/23/2012) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cw4zjN9kWA&feature=plcp I was the guy who ran over first.
#39 to #33 - steeeeele
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(11/23/2012) [-]
dammit, brendan
#65 to #39 - thelonelyfeel
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(11/23/2012) [-]
He fractured a few ribs, broke a rib or two and fractured his elbow.
#27 to #20 - sapphos
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(11/23/2012) [-]
Friend of mine flew over the handlebars of his bike and landed in a drainage ditch. Thought he was okay, until he noticed that he could see his bones through his skin, and started screaming, "My arm. What do I do?" Turns out he had perfectly beautiful parallel breaks in both bones. Needed surgery and a metal plate.

It was also his fapping arm.
#22 to #20 - vortexrain
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(11/23/2012) [-]
That reminds me of the time I smashed my pinkie in a car door.
When it got smashed, I felt like something had cracked.
Anyway, after it smashed; I walked around the car went into my house, into the master bath room, closed the door, put a rag in my mouth and screamed for three minutes.
I found out later that my nail had completely broken off of my nail bud, and that I had cracked the bone.
#55 to #22 - breadstickez
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(11/23/2012) [-]
I smashed my pinkie in the car door, however my mother didn't realize it, locked the car door (pinkie still inside) and went inside. When I tried to follow I felt my finger in the door and was left screaming in my garage until my mom heard me and came back out.
#320 to #55 - vortexrain
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(11/24/2012) [-]
You poor bastard, you win.
#19 - OmeglePrankerGirl
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(11/23/2012) [-]
I also think it's funny how the third guy landed and then did a separate roll.
#17 - highfocus
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(11/23/2012) [-]
we must leave   
   
our people need us
we must leave

our people need us
#75 to #17 - inbardo
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(11/23/2012) [-]
#66 to #17 - babyanalraper
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(11/23/2012) [-]
Why am I crying from laughter?
Why am I crying from laughter?
#37 to #17 - bigmanblue
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(11/23/2012) [-]
i dont know why but that is one of the funniest things iv seen today
#14 - adunsaveme
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(11/23/2012) [-]
I just do not see how it can be possible to roll when you land but people still do it. I always imagine the force of the landing stil being applied before you can roll.
#42 to #14 - cookedspider
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(11/23/2012) [-]
When you jump from a height, example 12 feet, and you land without a roll, all that force is going to go from your feet to affecting the actions of what the rest of your body does because of the impact. I can see how you don't see how it is possible to roll when we land, and that's because rolling after a drop going straight down, you use a lot of your legs to get into the roll and it will hurt more. If you jump high and forward at a long distance and keep your chest forward, you can even automatically roll.
#34 to #14 - thelonelyfeel
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(11/23/2012) [-]
You kinda push off the ground when you roll, you land on the pad just below your toes and like curl yourself into a ball kind of and usually push yourself forward with your hands and it helps get rid of most of the impact.
#18 to #14 - CrazyPsycho
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(11/23/2012) [-]
Look at it like this. would you rather put however much you weigh into the full impact of a 15 foot jump on your heels? HELL NO. my shoulder can be my foots meatshield any day.
#16 to #14 - hydffgtt
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(11/23/2012) [-]
the energy is changed from down to forwards where there is more room to work with.
#15 to #14 - Sylphion
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(11/23/2012) [-]
I suppose the theory behind it is to distribute the force of impact throughout your body as quickly as possible to reduce the amount of pain felt / adverse effects of jumping from a height. Needless to say, it still won't save you if you jump off the Burj Khalifa or something
#13 - mozzielike
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#12 - fivefingerlaugh
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(11/23/2012) [-]
**fivefingerlaugh rolled a random image posted in comment #457 at Life & Death ** poor last guy
#11 - waffies
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(11/23/2012) [-]
#47 to #11 - jaffararitylover
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(11/23/2012) [-]
Was totally looking for parkour spidey
#10 - ginoxd
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(11/23/2012) [-]
1)Perfect Barrel Roll
2)Ehh It's pretty good
3)That was barely even a roll, reminds me of a child
4)Dafuq? O.o
#9 - funnyhound
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(11/23/2012) [-]
**funnyhound rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at Goddammit Mei Ling ** Belly floP!!!
#4 - osmosis
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(11/23/2012) [-]
Parkour Fail thread?
Parkour Fail thread?
#267 to #4 - Irishballer
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(11/23/2012) [-]
Late Addition
Late Addition
#179 to #4 - nggamer
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(11/23/2012) [-]
LOL
#80 to #4 - drowsap
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(11/23/2012) [-]
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#81 to #80 - drowsap
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#82 to #81 - drowsap
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#79 to #4 - inbardo
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(11/23/2012) [-]
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#59 to #4 - kobey
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(11/23/2012) [-]
not exactly parkour but a massive fail... [url deleted]
#28 to #4 - tearsoblood
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(11/23/2012) [-]
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#275 to #28 - jetpistol
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(11/23/2012) [-]
Every single time i see that gif, i cry a little inside.
#98 to #28 - lasmamoe
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(11/23/2012) [-]
hfw
hfw
#88 to #28 - windorigins
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(11/23/2012) [-]
what was the ******* point. How could that NOT go wrong
#58 to #28 - eiad
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(11/23/2012) [-]
is he kill?
#108 to #58 - anon
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(11/23/2012) [-]
i do not have a source, but i recall that back when i first saw this gif, people were saying that he broke his back and became paralyzed
#64 to #58 - jumba
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(11/23/2012) [-]
No.
#96 to #64 - toastableduckling
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(11/23/2012) [-]
Yes.
#24 to #4 - superniggermonkey
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(11/23/2012) [-]
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#216 to #24 - andrewcarlisle
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(11/23/2012) [-]
dat username...
#197 to #24 - JoshBauer
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(11/23/2012) [-]
That's actually from my city.
#97 to #24 - lasmamoe
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(11/23/2012) [-]
I know he had it coming for jumping on a police car, but holy **** that cop ******* destroyed his back head.
#278 to #97 - jinjo
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(11/23/2012) [-]
I don't think he intended to crack his head off the road :P

But yea, if I were him I'd tackle him hard as **** too. :p
#273 to #97 - pillowmeister
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(11/23/2012) [-]
What if the crime wasn't jumping on the car, but resisting arrest?
#152 to #97 - HarryPlopper **User deleted account**
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#99 to #97 - doigboiger
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(11/23/2012) [-]
back head?
#100 to #99 - lasmamoe
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(11/23/2012) [-]
well, what do you call it? the backside of his head.

i dont speak english
#101 to #100 - doigboiger
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(11/23/2012) [-]
Wait...
It sounded so stupid, but 'backhead' is entirely logical.
Because, it's the opposite of his forehead...
Oh my God.
#155 to #101 - teoferrazzi
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(11/23/2012) [-]
by that logic, it should be called 'hindhead'.
but it's probably just 'the back of the head'.
#208 to #155 - FeeFieFoe ONLINE
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(11/23/2012) [-]
Or maybe we should just come up with a name for it, like titty sprinkler..
#106 to #101 - lasmamoe
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(11/23/2012) [-]
I guess that means i actually do know how to speak english
I guess that means i actually do know how to speak english
#45 to #24 - ohgodwaitimatheist
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(11/23/2012) [-]
That wasn't parkout.
#50 to #45 - steelcrasher
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(11/23/2012) [-]
No that was parkwin ... Get it ?
#120 to #50 - rainbowrush
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#51 to #50 - ohgodwaitimatheist
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(11/23/2012) [-]
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#46 to #45 - ohgodwaitimatheist
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(11/23/2012) [-]
Parkour*

******* close keys.
#21 to #4 - liarsenic
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#8 to #4 - osmosis
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#7 to #4 - osmosis
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#213 to #7 - pistro
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(11/23/2012) [-]
amidoinitrite?
amidoinitrite?
#248 to #213 - iseeafaggot **User deleted account**
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#6 to #4 - osmosis
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#5 to #4 - osmosis
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#3 - skatershotz
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(11/23/2012) [-]
the third guys pathetic roll
#2 - kreekydoorS ONLINE
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(11/23/2012) [-]
i would have loved it if the last guy got up and rolled for no reason.