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#232 - usmcoorah
Reply +11
(11/22/2012) [-]
Second to last one.
#242 to #232 - neosflare
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(11/22/2012) [-]
dat zip bomb
#246 to #232 - mexirican
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(11/22/2012) [-]
rolled quads to thumb you up. just to let you know
#247 to #246 - usmcoorah
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(11/22/2012) [-]
**usmcoorah rolls 0,095** 4,444

this wont happen, but if it does..on the extremely off chance that it does..I will ejaculate immediately and stars will implode in space.
#248 to #247 - usmcoorah
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(11/22/2012) [-]
yep not even close.
#149 - eatingbiscuits
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(11/21/2012) [-]
the last one made me think of hetalia
the last one made me think of hetalia
#193 to #149 - ladyniggerdick
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(11/22/2012) [-]
god i hate saying it...

but me too.

I SHIP IT SO HARD
#197 to #149 - hentaisweetie
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(11/22/2012) [-]
Lol, me too.
#215 - wintersolice
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(11/22/2012) [-]
If you eat a Naga Bhut Jolokia chilli pepper with a spoonful of sulfuric acid, it completely neutralizes the heat.
#191 - illegalartist
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(11/22/2012) [-]
>10 times more than bill gates
>10 times more
>10 times

I couldn't read anymore after that
#195 to #191 - limitlesdragon
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(11/22/2012) [-]
perfectly legit. "more than 10 times more" whats wrong with that logic?
#199 to #195 - illegalartist
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(11/22/2012) [-]
not saying it isnt legit. just too mind boggling. I guess this also goes to prove that the 12 year olds on fj with thumb down over anything
#177 - lolfire
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(11/22/2012) [-]
I'm sorry Op, but all that empty space was really annoying me for some reason...
#184 to #177 - freindtoall
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#89 - Rahmaniac
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(11/21/2012) [-]
************* ********. Sugar only makes it worse for me.


However, any cold dairy product such as yogurt or especially milk helps tremendously.
#97 to #89 - IceViper
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(11/21/2012) [-]
milk doesnt even help if its really really ******* hot
#128 to #89 - anon
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(11/21/2012) [-]
most of this compilation is BS anyway
#107 to #89 - veign
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(11/21/2012) [-]






Orange juice helps too...
#108 to #107 - veign
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#231 - moustachefingers
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(11/22/2012) [-]
"don't scream."
#161 - floofy
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(11/22/2012) [-]
the US police generally carry stuffed animals for the kids too.
the US police generally carry stuffed animals for the kids too.
#208 to #161 - deadmuerto
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(11/22/2012) [-]
the US police ARE stuffed animals
the US police ARE stuffed animals
#117 - Joseph Stalin
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(11/21/2012) [-]
IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA MOTHA FUKER THAT KILLED U!
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……/ ‘—-___________——_____] = = = = = D
…../==o;;;;;;;;_______.
…..), —-.(_(__) /
….// (..) ), ——”
…//___//
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.//___//
WE TRUE HOMIES
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER
send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get a 13 your A TRUE HOMIE
#119 to #117 - Joseph Stalin
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(11/21/2012) [-]
IT'S TIME TO MAKE SOME NEW HOMIES *************
#123 to #119 - marcothespud
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(11/21/2012) [-]
#127 to #119 - auraguardian
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(11/21/2012) [-]
you bring shame to yourself and that name
#141 to #119 - kabageguy
Reply 0
(11/21/2012) [-]
I see you do this too much
#103 - derangedberger
Reply +7
(11/21/2012) [-]
Well I'm gonna go buy 100 packs of pistachios.
#102 - sasquatchjc
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(11/21/2012) [-]
Rockefeller's net worth with today's inflation is roughly $998 billion dollars.. that's a bit more than 10 times gates' worth, don'tcha think? xD
#198 - Seority
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(11/22/2012) [-]
Seriously, why so much?
#133 - nunwithagun
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(11/21/2012) [-]
Seeing people are getting thumbed down... thumbing them back up. I am the hero funnyjunk deserves.
#157 to #133 - blahdudeblah
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(11/22/2012) [-]
but not the one it needs.
but not the one it needs.
#159 to #157 - bigfootstick
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(11/22/2012) [-]
what is the source of this gif?
#176 to #159 - leifosaurus
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(11/22/2012) [-]
http://www (dot) youtube (dot) com/watch?v=MKI-Jyp2gt8

took me one search word... stop being lazy.
#169 to #159 - anon
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(11/22/2012) [-]
a month or two ago this video went viral. It was the top click in the yahoo news, and was even mentioned on a few news stations. Then someone posted the video on funnyjunk which led to someone posting the .gif with a link to the youtube video. I cannot tell you what the youtube video was called or what the title of said content was, but I can give you all this other information.
#160 to #159 - blahdudeblah
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(11/22/2012) [-]
no clue.
no clue.
#162 to #160 - bigfootstick
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(11/22/2012) [-]
okay... thanks anyway.
#19 - jibb
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(11/21/2012) [-]
I don't really get the Norway-thing, I have never noticed that.
I see commercials all the time about how the cars are "the most green car they've ever built", but if that is not normal in other countries, i did not know that
#25 to #19 - imofcnotharveydent
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(11/21/2012) [-]
well let's look at it like this:
If you have a machine that pukes out "bad" chemicals that is no good at all, what does it help if you make a new version with maybe 35-40 % less AT BEST! (not much diffrence if it only buys you "time" to find new solutions)... and that is even pushing it if you're not refearing to those **** electronical/cheep hybrid cars. If I missed the point please correct me.
#51 to #25 - jibb
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(11/21/2012) [-]
I tried to say that I see no difference here in Norway than in other countries
#278 to #51 - imofcnotharveydent
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(11/22/2012) [-]
then we both live in great countries I say!
#172 - dstar
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(11/22/2012) [-]
petabytes
#181 to #172 - angelojuusan
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(11/22/2012) [-]
For all you laymens out there, a single petabyte is 1 million gigabytes.
#83 - anon
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(11/21/2012) [-]
so if one car does less damage than others, will there eventually be a car that does no damage at all ?
#91 to #83 - thepalmtoptiger
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(11/21/2012) [-]
Do this math problem.

2 ÷ 2 ÷ 2 ÷ 2 ÷ 2 ÷ 2 ÷ 2 ÷ 2 ÷ 2 ÷ 2 ÷ 2 ÷ 2

No matter how many times you divide a number, it will never reach zero. Even if we produce a car which can run with no byproducts, there is still the matter of making the car.
#104 to #91 - bcaz
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(11/21/2012) [-]
ITS AN ASYMPTOTE BITCH!!!!!
#131 to #91 - ravarshi
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(11/21/2012) [-]
0.0009765625... Looks like Zero to me. Even if it's a minuscule fraction above absolute zero
#86 - instantnudel
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(11/21/2012) [-]
->Live in Germany
->Never heard of fake bus stations
-> be confused and keep thinking "Is this all fake?" during whole comp...
#55 - gravitystereo
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(11/21/2012) [-]
yay
#49 - thefurie
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(11/21/2012) [-]
he's such an ass
#11 - localcatbarber
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(11/21/2012) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWjCkcAmzDc

Heil honey, I'm home.
#15 to #11 - chrolt
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(11/21/2012) [-]
This proves that the internet is the best thing ever.

And Heil honey, I'm home is the second best.