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#177 - slashtrey ONLINE
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(11/21/2012) [-]
**slashtrey rolls 35**
#178 to #177 - slashtrey ONLINE
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#180 to #179 - slashtrey ONLINE
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**slashtrey rolls 18**
#198 to #180 - enclavexremnant
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#194 to #180 - mrdrpage
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**mrdrpage rolls 21**
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#184 to #180 - pimpinpenguin
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**pimpinpenguin rolls 51**
#181 to #180 - slashtrey ONLINE
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#204 to #181 - guenane
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**guenane rolls 41** relax, i stole them from the dubs store
#207 to #204 - weazr
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**weazr rolls 92,464,919**
#175 - slashtrey
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#171 - themrsnowman
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anyone want to explain why i dont get these
#188 to #171 - atticustremere
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#176 to #171 - Justsomedudee
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These are weird but.... here it goes:   
Phil bought a new computer but doesn't have a clue about how to get rid of his old pc, so  in his infinite wisdom, Phil decides that the best way to get rid of his old PC is to go to an underage site (Underage Porn I presume) and by going on this kind of site the cops came and took his old PC as evidence. ...And with the old PC gone stoner Phil has room for his new PC.    
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Probably to get arrested and sent to jail for viewing child porn :-[small]
These are weird but.... here it goes:
Phil bought a new computer but doesn't have a clue about how to get rid of his old pc, so in his infinite wisdom, Phil decides that the best way to get rid of his old PC is to go to an underage site (Underage Porn I presume) and by going on this kind of site the cops came and took his old PC as evidence. ...And with the old PC gone stoner Phil has room for his new PC.
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Probably to get arrested and sent to jail for viewing child porn :-[small]
#172 to #171 - slashtrey ONLINE
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In Phil's mind the best/easiest way to get rid of his computer is to go into an online chatroom and behave in such a way that the police show up to take his computer away. It's similar to how he also beat a man to death in order to have his prostate searched by police.
#174 to #172 - themrsnowman
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i got that part just didnt think it was funny so i thought i missed something
#169 - bizengaust
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please don't stop making these funny comics.
please don't stop making these funny comics.
#168 - snakefire
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these are the best comics on funnyjunk
#167 - Hawke
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#166 - sillybetch
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I always read these in my head with a british accent. Why, I have no idea.
#165 - apatheticalcare **User deleted account**
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tbh, seems like legal cp are beauty peagents
#159 - anon
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If somebody wants to know who is tardasa, here she is

http://s9.postimage. org/82907astr/tardaasa.png


#157 - slashtrey ONLINE
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#156 - rshanebarnes
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Diggin' these Phil comics
#155 - buthow
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( ͡° ʖ ͡°) what does this mean and how do you make it?
#170 to #155 - haxorman
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Its internet magic ( ͡° ʖ ͡°)
#163 to #155 - potatotown
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That is le ravioli face newfriend
in order to achieve le ravioli face, or, Lenny as some refer to him as, you must first successfully suck your own dick and then kill yourself, when you die you will be greeted by a cloaked man wearing a cane and and a sombrero, you can call him Kilroy. Kilroy will send you back to earth, not just any place on earth, he will send you to Somalia where you will meet a pirate named Todd, Todd owns his own ship and a crew in which they sail the open waters, board ships and raid all of their toiletries, Todd and his crew are known as the ****** sailors, once you meet Todd you will need to gain his trust by there ceremony in which Todd and his crew viciously rape your anus bloody, if you survive, you pass the initiation, he will greet you on board his ship and introduce you to the crew, once you are all acquainted, you will proceed to sail around with Todd and the ****** sailors. The first day will be hard, but it all makes up as the beds are comfy and as you drift off into a deep slumber, comforted by the calm rocking of the ocean, but little do you know, you are not alone in your quarters, in the moment in which you are about to enter the dreamrealm, Todd uses his sneak to silently enter your bedroom, he uses his ninja abilities to climb atop of you without you noticing, he goes to your ear, and in a soft, soothing voice he wispers "A whole new world, a new fantastic point of view, no one to tell us no or where to go, Or say we're only dreaming"

you never achieve le ravioli face, all you achieve is wasted time
#158 to #155 - johnnybtrollin
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#160 to #158 - buthow
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#154 - pilotdudeman
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im ******* crying at how hilarious this ******* face is
#152 - thexxtalonxx
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I genuinely like these... because it always looks like he smoked..

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#151 - anon
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(11/21/2012) [-]
These comics are a crossbreed of Dolan and Train etiquette..
#150 - timtheundertaker
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#143 - grimgrey
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**grimgrey rolled a random image posted in comment #213 at Deep blue sea ** I love these comics.

<==MFW funny in a long.
#142 - shifthapens
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Too short.
#139 - lolcandyman
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#137 - mrgoodbunny
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MFW people complain about these comics.
#162 to #137 - blakkmagicman
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MFW Louis CK is pissed off and annoyed with anything and everything anyway.   
   
   
   
   
i absolutly love the phil comics though
MFW Louis CK is pissed off and annoyed with anything and everything anyway.




i absolutly love the phil comics though
#149 to #137 - onceman
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They're somewhat clever and the punchline is the exact same as the train ettiquete comics.
#221 to #149 - thepandaking
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but the joke with those is that it was an actual advertisement for train etiquette, and they were humorous, but people took it to another level, which is the humor in making them.
#138 to #137 - thepandaking
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I think they're nice, the only problem I have with them is that they're a bit overrated in my opinion.   
   
Louis CK is the best :3
I think they're nice, the only problem I have with them is that they're a bit overrated in my opinion.

Louis CK is the best :3