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#19 - iAmSpudZ
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(11/18/2012) [-]
#18 - sonicsyndicate
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(11/18/2012) [-]
**sonicsyndicate rolls 64** dubs and anal monkeys
#17 - Smartname
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(11/18/2012) [-]
If the part about prostate cancer is true, then I must be immune
#15 - andrestrololol
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(11/18/2012) [-]
Why do I always have these very specific gifs in my reaction folder...
Why do I always have these very specific gifs in my reaction folder...
#44 to #15 - kirbeee
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(11/19/2012) [-]
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#14 - tetusic
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(11/18/2012) [-]
Anyone else read "Choking the Children" or was that just my sick mind at work again?
#11 - sketchysketchist
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(11/18/2012) [-]
**sketchysketchist rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at Stores can be crazy ** MFW masturbating.
#10 - defeats
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(11/18/2012) [-]
30% of male teen suicides are attributed to auto erotic asphyxiation, I'm calling ******** on that one. Maybe 30% of asphyxiation suicides are attributed to it, but there's no way that 30% of all male suicides of ages between 12-20 are believed to be masturbation accidents.

I've not even heard of anyone in that age range who practices auto erotic asphyxiation...

And **** me, more than 41% of people have been caught masturbating, 20 years old here, never been caught, hoping I'm out of the danger zone in that respect.
#22 to #10 - wisdombranch
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(11/18/2012) [-]
only 41% seemed low to me.... or I am way more active and way less careful than most... or maybe the majority of the 41% are virgins...
#21 to #10 - wisdombranch
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(11/18/2012) [-]
Due to the relative rarity of asphyxiation in general... I would say that you are probably right on that assumption.
#9 - iregretthis
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(11/18/2012) [-]
And I'm one of them.
#16 to #9 - adunsaveme
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(11/18/2012) [-]
#12 to #9 - Sambenmaggie
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(11/18/2012) [-]
Now we just got to figure out who the other 797,149 people are.
#40 to #12 - thehardcorechimp
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(11/19/2012) [-]
I am another one. Now we have to figure out 797,148 people
#115 to #40 - mahnamesjakers
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(11/19/2012) [-]
Make that 797,147.
#160 to #115 - brianhanerjr
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(11/19/2012) [-]
797,146
#165 to #160 - biggydy
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(11/19/2012) [-]
797,145
#195 to #165 - mufffinkiller
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(11/19/2012) [-]
797,144
#166 to #165 - biggydy
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(11/19/2012) [-]
**** i forgot, i'm not from the USA.
#23 to #12 - wisdombranch
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(11/18/2012) [-]
1% are on FJ.

We are the 1%.
#8 - vegetatheprince
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(11/18/2012) [-]
that awkward moment when death by fap
#7 - tenfinnvo
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(11/18/2012) [-]
ALASKA LOOKS LIKE A DRAGON
#26 to #7 - tacoiiimaniac ONLINE
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(11/19/2012) [-]
I can see it. But it has some huge ass wings for a dragon.
#6 - schnizel
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(11/18/2012) [-]
The part about Enki is, somewhat strange, i am not drinkin my gods sperm?
#4 - ReviloNosnibor
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(11/18/2012) [-]
Studies show that masturbation may reduce the risk of prostate cancer in men...

Okay, now this month has a No Shave and a No Fap. The first is to raise awareness of prostate cancer, so for the second shouldn't we do the complete opposite and masturbate as much as possible?
#5 to #4 - theangryrussian
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(11/18/2012) [-]
exactly my point! that's why I failed it 5 minutes in.
#27 to #5 - tacoiiimaniac ONLINE
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(11/19/2012) [-]
Seems legit.
#3 - fourtwentt
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(11/18/2012) [-]
op's in that 17%
#2 - unclegloops
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(11/18/2012) [-]
#67 to #2 - shaddowmarshal
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(11/19/2012) [-]
#1 - mayormcdick
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(11/18/2012) [-]
mfw the kangaroo
mfw the kangaroo