I ove each and every single one of you faggots.

I love all of you dumb fuckers.

Even in 50 years I'll remember Funnyjunk. By then the site will likely die and we will all wander off to other places on the internet, assuming the internet still exists as well. I'll always remember the shitstorms, the laughs, the guy who recognized that bulge, the reposts, the OC, everything. You guys have given me the best time of my life, made me laugh when pissed off and cheered me up when I was sad. Believe me, my fellow Funnyjunk goers, I'll never forget you. You are my comrades, my brothers, my allies and friends. Here, I am myself. I can speak freely, I can be my real self. Even if the internet was to be destroyed, we will always be together in a way. I love you, Funnyjunk. Don't ever change.

The internet.
Where we all hate each other
but would be lost without each other.

I'm gunna miss this place.
Posting reaction images.
Having random arguments about nothing.
And most of all, calling each other faggots.

I mean... DO YOU EVEN LIFT?
I'm gunna miss you faggots...

I don't know what to think.



I've always been afraid of being alone...
Somehow, the internet kept me from feeling lonely.

The internet is immortal, or at least invulnerable. After all it's done, all the good and the bad, that much is certain. But one day, most of us will move past sites like these and maybe pursue real life, or love, or crime, or alcohol, or any number of things. One day I'll move on and pursue something, and forget for a while about FJ and 4chan and Reddit and every other site I've ever invested time in.

But one day, maybe 3 years from now, maybe when my joints are so swollen I can't even piss without a cup and a nurse, I'll sit down and look back at all the memories I've carved with my own hands on the internet. The times I came here for comfort or for ridicule, the times when I vehemently defended some random homo from Norway or Australia because they liked the same music as me, the times when I'd read something that would make me sob and sulk for days or want to raze an orphanage to the ground. I'll remember all the times I came here bored and left enlightened, or suicidal, or horny. Mostly horny. I'll remember all the times when I felt like this place gave my pitiful, miserable existence had meaning, if only for a moment. And I'll remember every single one of you pathetic, miserable, reposting, cocksucking, shitgurgling, cumchugging, motherfucking, childmolesting faggots that I've ever had the misfortune to come into contact with. And I will sob. Hard. Jesus Christ, I shouldn't miss this place as much as I will, but goddammit, I will, and to fucking hell with anyone who deigns to say I shouldn't.

I love this place, and every faggot who lurks within it. Thank you all.

I like you guys as well

That was just...
Beautiful.

I love you all, you glorious shitlords.

bang.

I...I fucking hate you...you dickbags...I...I...hold me.

This is the most beautiful thing I've seen today, if this ever happens, I'm gonna miss every single person on funnyjunk, every video I've ever watched on youtube and the people who posted them. I know I'm gonna sound cheesy, but this web site has made me laugh, cry, and got me through some tough problems, not to mention get me into them, but god dammit, this place and the rest of the internet, are a wonderful place, that I will not soon forget

i might hate you guys but just know ill never stop loving you as a family

Damn... This reminded me of ol' Grandpa Bill. He was always using the internet, but was always asking me for help...Just when he was grasping it, fuckin' life tossed TB his way, and the last time I spoke with him was 12 years ago. R.I.P, gramps.

I've been watching too much yu yu hakusho

Awwwwww. I really do love you guys. You're all crazy bastards. I love that the internet removes the masks we all put on and you can just be yourself in all your ugly awesome glory. You don't have to give a fuck about whether or not you're going to offend someone or if what you're saying is politically correct. There's no way it could work in the real world, but here is where you can truly be yourself.