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#49 - qjmihuia (11/18/2012) [-]
that almost made me cry
#46 - imfratt (11/18/2012) [-]
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User avatar #35 - sparkyoneonetwo (11/18/2012) [-]
haha bitches I'm ******* immune to onions always have been
User avatar #91 to #35 - meganinja (11/19/2012) [-]
I am too for some reason. I wonder if it's because I love the smell of them or if that's just a coincidence
User avatar #96 to #91 - sparkyoneonetwo (11/19/2012) [-]
hmmm I dontl know I feel that might just be a coincidence
#36 to #35 - Stan Marsh (11/18/2012) [-]
Thats the superpower ive always wanted.
Thats the superpower ive always wanted.
User avatar #37 to #36 - sparkyoneonetwo (11/18/2012) [-]
I've never really had much a use for it
User avatar #38 to #37 - Stan Marsh (11/18/2012) [-]
You my freind are too modest i bet it gets you all the money and women you can imagine. And my god the power to be able to crush your onions like ants!
User avatar #39 to #38 - sparkyoneonetwo (11/18/2012) [-]
that last part yes that first part no
User avatar #40 to #39 - Stan Marsh (11/18/2012) [-]
How many bitches does this maginificent power get you? i bet you bathe in the poon you lucky bastard
User avatar #41 to #40 - sparkyoneonetwo (11/18/2012) [-]
the only issues with bathing in poon is I'm gay
#42 to #41 - anonymous (11/18/2012) [-]
Then gay porn!
User avatar #44 to #42 - sparkyoneonetwo (11/18/2012) [-]
anyone with powers over onion or not can have lots of gay porn
User avatar #47 to #44 - Stan Marsh (11/18/2012) [-]
Oh well my bad then
User avatar #48 to #47 - sparkyoneonetwo (11/18/2012) [-]
its cool don't worry about it ^ ^
User avatar #50 to #48 - Stan Marsh (11/18/2012) [-]
Still onion powers
User avatar #51 to #50 - sparkyoneonetwo (11/18/2012) [-]
the only thing it really dose is have people want me to cut there onions
#30 - fisheaglee (11/18/2012) [-]
**fisheaglee rolled a random image posted in comment #1626585 at Item Discussion ** What i find when peeling onions
#27 - ekesss (11/18/2012) [-]
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#28 to #27 - ekesss (11/18/2012) [-]
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#65 to #28 - lonelyboy (11/18/2012) [-]
"The Boulder has conflicted feelings about being used in these pictures."
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#34 to #28 - prozmbieeater (11/18/2012) [-]
MFW the second boulder face.
MFW the second boulder face.
#22 - silasdg (11/18/2012) [-]
Finally somebody who understands.
Finally somebody who understands.
User avatar #20 - themurp (11/18/2012) [-]
I may seem like a evil bastard, but, like an onion, as you pull away my layers,
you suddenly and inexplicably die a terrible death. Wait, did I say onion?
I meant a grenade.
#19 - errdayimfjing (11/18/2012) [-]
What if there's a third layer that's just the same as the first layer?
What if there's a third layer that's just the same as the first layer?
User avatar #66 to #19 - angelmatvey (11/18/2012) [-]
I've always wanted to be able to do that...
User avatar #68 to #66 - errdayimfjing (11/18/2012) [-]
with a little practice you can, I learned it in like 15 minutes after just solid practicing
User avatar #69 to #68 - angelmatvey (11/19/2012) [-]
But... it's so fluid... I don't have the coordination to do that. I've tried.
User avatar #75 to #69 - errdayimfjing (11/19/2012) [-]
haha that's alright, I'm a bit of a piano player so it helps but either way don't give up I'm sure you'll get it someday :D
User avatar #17 - ishalltroll (11/18/2012) [-]
On the outside I may seem like an average, kinda shy guy who tells unfunny **** all the time but gets everybody laughing like maniacs every now and then.
But the deeper you go the more you realize that I'm a whiny little bitch who can't deal with himself.
#16 - SunilCCXXXVII **User deleted account** (11/18/2012) [-]
The onion only makes you cry when you cut the root...
User avatar #18 to #16 - ilovehitler (11/18/2012) [-]
Actually, I'm pretty sure it's the onion itself. Something about cutting enzymes that then combine with other things, forming a reaction that lets off that gas.
User avatar #29 to #18 - JklnHyd (11/18/2012) [-]
When you cut into an onion, the gas released forms very mild sulfuric acid upon contact with the moisture on your eyes.
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#13 - unoletmehavename ONLINE (11/18/2012) [-]
Wow you are a really tough guy
#87 to #9 - anonymous (11/19/2012) [-]
Not a "feels" post
User avatar #21 to #9 - xgeneration ONLINE (11/18/2012) [-]
I don't know, but this sounds erotic.
#12 to #9 - bitchplzzz (11/18/2012) [-]
Indeed I am.
Indeed I am.
#3 - loganhusted ONLINE (11/18/2012) [-]
Parfait's gotta be the most delicious thing on the whole damn planet!

Have you heard of them.
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