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#51 - ireallylikepotatoe
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#48 - Somedood
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(11/17/2012) [-]
This is a repost.
#43 - anon
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(11/17/2012) [-]
Or you know, just because you're atheist doesn't mean you're smarter than everyone else.
#125 to #43 - sireyegore
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It's been proven that atheists have higher test scores... So... I guess I can show off I'm smarter than anon?
It's been proven that atheists have higher test scores... So... I guess I can show off I'm smarter than anon?
#42 - gorginhanson
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(11/17/2012) [-]
Bottom left one
#38 - xxxgnipsxxx
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(11/17/2012) [-]
I wouldn't say this could happen with jesus, but folk tales like paul bunyan and stuff I'm sure started because of this.
#104 to #38 - bulbakip
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(11/17/2012) [-]
so chuck norris will be the next paul bunyon?

Or has media ruined folk tales because there is no mysticism of oral traditions anymore.
#41 to #38 - mayormilkman
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(11/17/2012) [-]
I think the person who made that post got the terms mixed up.
#37 - tonttu
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(11/17/2012) [-]
I actually like Chuck Norris jokes. Because they are just jokes, nothing more
#26 - jlyoung
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(11/17/2012) [-]
There's historical evidence that strongly suggest certain biblical stories are based around actual happenings (i.e. Noah's ark was based around a Sumerian king who loaded a boat up with treasure and floated down the Euphrates river during an especially strong flood.)
#170 to #26 - koombine
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(11/17/2012) [-]
Gilgamesh.
#86 to #26 - noblexfenrir
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Well to be fair that can be used for a wide variety of reasonings, there were far more than just 1 event that can be interpreted as the ark story happening before/during the time of the new testament. So essentially if you are trying to find something that the myth could be based off of, you're going to find something eventually, so it kind of makes it a moot point.
#28 to #26 - manofparody
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#29 to #28 - jlyoung
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The fact that pretty much every culture in that region has almost the exact same story and the fact they all match up to the thing that really happened?
That's evidence.
#30 to #29 - manofparody
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#31 to #30 - jlyoung
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If you look you see an interesting number of commonalities between unrelated mythologies (compare to pandora to eve, Deucalion(spelling?) to Noah etc.) and some of these can actually be compared to actual historical occurrences (such as how Moses parting the red sea was actually the reed sea parting on it's own on a windy day), that's all I meant.
#40 to #31 - englman
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The red sea bit is interesting to me. I think roughly the same way, but not quite. I think people get too "one-sided" in their thinking. Why did it have to be JUST Moses? (I think it was actually meant to be God unless i'm reading it wrong. Moses wasn't magical.) Or why did it have to be JUST Science?
I believe that God created Science and works through the laws that He created, like 99% of the time, instead of "magic." (He could if He wanted, but then I think it'd be too easy to believe in Him if there was magical crap happening everywhere.) So I think that since the Red Sea only parts in a Scientifically explainable way on very windy days, and the Bible states that it got very windy, maybe it's safe to say that God caused it to get really windy, thus conveniently opening the sea for Moses and his people?
#27 to #26 - unlucki
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(11/17/2012) [-]
Ever herd about chucks piss being red bull?
#22 - sidathon
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#17 - anon
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(11/17/2012) [-]
What do you mean by joke?
#15 - mathiasenggaard
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(11/17/2012) [-]
Feeling happy for those people in the future! Epic religion! :D
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#32 to #13 - iasmith
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(11/17/2012) [-]
i make chuck norris jokes....im ******* 20, get your **** straight
#182 to #32 - thatsmellysmell
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(11/17/2012) [-]
here
#54 to #32 - buttinspecter
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Comment Picture
#23 to #13 - anon
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(11/17/2012) [-]
Why does it matter? If it's funny(I know, kinda hard to make a funny Chuck Norris joke) who cares if the person even knows who Chuck Norris is?
#21 to #13 - aklidic
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#19 to #13 - breadbasket
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(11/17/2012) [-]
Who watches Chuck Norris films? They're the worst pieces of cinematic garbage to ever disgrace the face of this world.

That's a bit over-exaggerated, but they are pretty bad.
#251 to #19 - admiralen
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(11/18/2012) [-]
bad movies are fun you know, mostly anyway, chuck norris movies are awesome
#226 to #19 - thepartygod ONLINE
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(11/18/2012) [-]
Have you guys seen Top Dog? It's a movie Chuck did for like his cousin or something. Worst piece of **** ever. I watch it every week.
#66 to #19 - cockasian
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that's true, but it's just a titch annoying when people make a joke about something they've never actually seen in an attempt to jump on a bandwagon and fit in or be "cool"

12 year olds do this a lot
#67 to #66 - breadbasket
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I've never been a big fan of the jokes, either.
I'll admit to laughing at a few, though.
#68 to #67 - thesnarfalarker ONLINE
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The only one that makes me laugh is "Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door shut"
#46 to #19 - cocoadog
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Obviously you have never heard of Steven Seagal... against the dark anyone?
#14 to #13 - matakeshi
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yes
#9 - mrhazzy
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(11/17/2012) [-]
On his Birthday Chuck Norris chooses one lucky kid to be thrown into the Sun.
#7 - yoyoyojack
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Anybody remember the Kings from Fallout New Vegas? The gang outfit was based off of Elvis because the gang thought people worshipped him. They determined this from the posters and outfits they found, which were really costumes for studying actors.
What if something similar happened with Chuck Norris? Except the members don't just dress like him but undergo surgical enhancements to become like him....
That'd be and interesting faction.
#116 to #7 - navac
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(11/17/2012) [-]
Only weakness would be Asians.
#10 to #7 - fuzzyballs
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they'll end up being ground into a thin red paste just like everyone else who crossed me and my minigun
#241 to #10 - EdwardNigma
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(11/18/2012) [-]
>Disregard guns
>Acquire manliness
#264 to #241 - fuzzyballs
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(11/18/2012) [-]
I can see how that works against fiends, but what do you do against cazadores?
#265 to #264 - EdwardNigma
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Same thing. Beat the **** out of it.

You underestimate how much endurance and strength a retard can have. Literally, my guy has 1 intelligence.
#266 to #265 - fuzzyballs
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I started with 9 END because I wanted all the implants, and deathclaws still kill me in 2 hits
but then again, I only use light armour, that way I can at least get damaged instead of negating all damage all the ******* time
and I just learned how decent a grenade rifle can be against most enemies
#60 to #10 - yoyoyojack
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... man I miss a lot.

I choose 100% melee using the Oh Baby!
I took out pack of deathclaws in the Quarry Junction with it. It's very satisfying
#242 to #60 - EdwardNigma
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Oh **** me dead, I did that too. Had ED-E, Lily and Raul with me, on my leader-eating cannibal ManlyMan Johnson. He has 1 intelligence, literally and is almost 100% melee based.

It was horrifying, I ******* hate Deathclaws.
#246 to #242 - EdwardNigma
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(11/18/2012) [-]
I should Mention, all 3 fell early in the battle and it ended up just being me hiding, waiting to become hidden then attacking. Another mod I had on added more enemies too. As in, there wasn't just normal Deathclaws.
#63 to #60 - fuzzyballs
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sure you did, I'll bet it was on the easiest difficulty, because they can kill my character that started with 9 END in 2 hits
go tell someone who cares
#243 to #63 - EdwardNigma
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(11/18/2012) [-]
Then you weren't trying hard enough.
#65 to #63 - yoyoyojack
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Damn dude.... was that really necessary?
#69 to #65 - fuzzyballs
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(11/17/2012) [-]
no, but **** your **** anyways
#20 to #10 - elitetroll
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(11/17/2012) [-]
or my tri geam lazer rifle
#12 to #10 - thamuz
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(11/17/2012) [-]
I dont need a minigun when I have an anti material rifle. I can touch your ass from a click and a half away.
#16 to #12 - fuzzyballs
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(11/17/2012) [-]
it's a single-player game
what's the point in acting all badass against me?
#18 to #16 - thamuz
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(11/17/2012) [-]
I dunno? The Mini gun is fun,did you find the Avenger one?
#24 to #18 - fuzzyballs
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it sucks, it has half the amount of ammo and shoots so fast you run out of ammo and have to reload a lot more
I prefer a fully modded minigun
#25 to #24 - thamuz
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(11/17/2012) [-]
PC or Console? Theres a good mod that lets you modifly all the unique weapons.

Some of them become so lolzy overpowering.

But Fallouts just fun :D
#35 to #25 - fuzzyballs
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both, first got the ps3 version, bought all the DLC because back then my pc was ****
now I thought, I already bought one version, they made enough money on that, so a few weeks ago I got the ultimate edition for pc and a ******** of mods

and yes, I have the extended weapon mods mod
#36 to #35 - thamuz
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(11/17/2012) [-]
oohhh did you try the XRE Vertibird mod?
Thats a fun one. So much more fun to travel around with that vs the Corvega or fast traveling.
#64 to #36 - fuzzyballs
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(11/17/2012) [-]
I have one of the motorcycle mods, but I actually prefered walking around in light armour
when your armour gets better nothing can even damage you anymore, that's when you start playing the DLC's, so you can have some sort of challenge

starting big MT with over 500 12-gauge rounds, ended with less than 100
#6 - lfunnymanl
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#5 - grapesforall
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(11/17/2012) [-]
I have the same theory with the harry potter books
#3 - jinkazama
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It is a repost
#2 - fivefingerlaugh
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(11/17/2012) [-]
............ D:
#1 - anon
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(11/17/2012) [-]
This is a real idea called euhemerism, an example of which states that Zeus was a mortal king who was raised to deity status following his death.

Themoreyouknow.jpg
#11 to #1 - spon
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(11/17/2012) [-]
Sounds alot like Talos, oh wait...
#8 to #1 - chrolt
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(11/17/2012) [-]
Here you go.
#4 to #1 - mollike
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(11/17/2012) [-]
I only got this one