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#60 - zyarc
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(11/17/2012) [-]
"accidently"
#58 - avablaarghgargh
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(11/17/2012) [-]
I did Nazi that coming
#48 - turian
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(11/17/2012) [-]
thats technically *****************!
#72 to #48 - slashtrey ONLINE
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(11/17/2012) [-]
inpossible is not a word
#41 - odio
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mein Onkel hatte mal eine Aga-Kröte und als wir damals besoffen und auf MDMA von einer dicken Session kamen, haben wir an ihr geleckt. Also meinen Onkel habe ich nicht mehr gesehen, aber ich zumindestens habe mich auf dem Sofa mit Magenkrämpfen und Schweissausbrüchen zugeschissen und musste bestimmt 4Liter Wasser zu mir nehmen, da ich auszutrocken drohte. Im Schlaf(Rausch, Trance)habe ich ihm noch die Wohnzimmertürscheibe eingerannt und in seinen Mülleimer in der Küche gepisst, da ich ja nicht mehr aus dem Wohnzimmer ob der Scherben, ins Bad rennen konnte, wie ich später recherchierte. Zudem soll ich wohl noch vor allen Leuten mit meinem temporärem Minipenis rumgeschwungen haben. Dann habe ich nich versucht, einen scheuen Kater und einen treudoofen Hund zu vergesellschaften. Dies Mißlang mir aber und ich wurde von dem Kater blutig gekratzt, was höllisch brannte und blutete. Dieser Scheiss-Kater hat mir mit seinen Krallen die Pulsadern aufgeschlitzt, was auch durch Fixierung eines Druckverbandes nicht mehr aufhörte zu bluten, weshalb ih nach 50 Stunden wach, ein Krankenhaus aufsuchen musste. Seitdem ist irgendetwas anders in meinem Leben. Ich bin sehr stark Paranoid und war auch erstmal 2 Jahre nicht draußen gewesen. Ich ließ den Hund auf den Balkon kacken zu der Zeit und den Müll schmiss ich aus der 11.Etage immer auf den Fußballplatz. Zu der Zeit habe ich meine Olle immer so dermaßen durchgelassen, dass sie auf den schweren Marmortisch fiel, welchen ich danach ebenfalls über den Balkonweg, auf dem besagten Fußballplatz ensorgte.
#64 to #41 - Duststorm
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(11/17/2012) [-]
I hate it when I see a foreign language on the internet. Google Translate makes it able for anybody to speak anything, and it pisses me off. Stop pretending like you know how to speak ****.
#57 to #41 - avablaarghgargh
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(11/17/2012) [-]
Go back to Hitler land
#251 to #57 - gorden
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(11/19/2012) [-]
you suck, and you should know that you do.
i'm german too, and you guys make me sick.
i dont know any nazi, **** me right?
#43 to #41 - murpmurp
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(11/17/2012) [-]
Was zum Teufel hast du gerade ficken sagen über mich, du kleine Schlampe? Ich werde Sie wissen, absolvierte ich oben auf meiner Klasse in den Navy Seals, und ich habe in zahlreichen geheimen Angriffe auf Al-Kaida beteiligt gewesen, und ich habe mehr als 300 bestätigte Abschüsse. Ich bin in gorilla Kriegsführung ausgebildet und ich bin der oberen Scharfschützen in der gesamten US-Streitkräfte. Du bist nichts für mich, aber nur ein weiteres Ziel. Ich werde wischen Sie die **** out mit Präzision die gerne von denen wurde nie zuvor auf dieser Erde gesehen, markieren Sie meinen verdammten Worte. Du denkst, du kannst mit Worten diese Scheiße zu mir über das Internet? Denken Sie noch einmal, ******. Während wir hier sprechen Ich kontaktiere meinen geheimen Netzwerk von Spionen in den USA und Ihre IP wird jetzt, damit Sie für den Sturm, Made besser vorbereiten verfolgt. Der Sturm, wischt die pathetische Kleinigkeit rufen Sie Ihr Leben. Du bist verdammt tot, Kind. Ich kann überall und jederzeit, und ich kann Ihnen in über 700 Arten zu töten, und das ist nur mit meinen bloßen Händen. Ich bin nicht nur ausgiebig in unbewaffneten Kampf trainiert, aber ich habe Zugriff auf das gesamte Arsenal der United States Marine Corps und ich werde es in vollem Umfang benutzen, um Ihre miserable ass aus dem Gesicht des Kontinents, du kleiner Scheißer zu wischen. Wenn du nur wissen konnte, was unheilige Vergeltung Ihre kleinen "clever" Kommentar zu bringen auf euch herab war haben, vielleicht würden Sie Ihre verdammte Zunge gehalten haben. Aber man konnte nicht, hast du nicht, und jetzt bist du den Preis zahlen Sie verdammten Idioten. Ich werde Scheiße Wut über dich und du wirst darin ertrinken. Du bist verdammt tot, Kleiner.
#46 to #43 - jickya
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(11/17/2012) [-]
Co to, kurwa, kurwa, nie możesz po prostu powiedzieć o mnie, mała dziwko? Ja cię znam, ukończyłem górze mojej klasie w Navy Seals, i byłem zaangażowany w wiele tajnych nalotów na Al-Kaidy, a ja mam ponad 300 potwierdzonych zabójstw. Jestem wyszkolony w goryla wojny i jestem top snajper w całych siłach zbrojnych USA. Jesteś dla mnie niczym, ale po prostu inny cel. Będę wycierać Wypierdalaj z precyzją punktem kulminacyjnym, który był, jak nigdy wcześniej nie widziałem na tej ziemi, wy moje pieprzone słowa. Myślisz, że możesz bawić się słowami, to gówno do mnie przez Internet? Pomyśl jeszcze raz, skurwielu. Jak mówimy skontaktować się moją tajną sieć szpiegów w USA i Twoje IP to teraz, aby lepiej przygotować się do prowadzenia burzy, maggot.Burza otarła że żałosne drobiazg zadzwonić życie. Jesteś cholernie żyje dziecko. Można przejść w dowolnym miejscu, w dowolnym czasie, i może cię zabić w ponad 700 gatunków, a to jest po prostu gołymi rękami. Ja nie tylko intensywnie szkoleni w walki wręcz, ale muszę. Dostęp do całego arsenału Stanów Zjednoczonych Marine Corps i będę używał go w całości, aby wytrzeć nędzny tyłek powierzchni kontynentu, ty gówniarzu Jeśli tylko wiesz, co bezbożne retribution przynieść trochę "mądry" komentarz na miałeś, może byś odbyła swój pieprzony język. Ale nie można, to nie, a teraz płacą cenę, pieprzony idiotów. Będę utopić gniew gówno na ciebie, a ty nim. Jesteś cholernie martwy, dzieciaku.
#51 to #46 - oniiiichan
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(11/17/2012) [-]
it sound is polish like 16 years old bully
#44 to #43 - fizzor
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(11/17/2012) [-]
That copy-pasta in german... Must sound badass.
#50 to #44 - gorden
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(11/17/2012) [-]
as a german, this sounds so retarded it rustles my jamies
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#40 - Schadenfreude
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#39 - anon
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so I don't understand the comments that say like 61 children or something. what does that mean? and why do people thumb them down?
#49 to #39 - eatthepolarbears
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(11/17/2012) [-]
usually means a lot of people have replied to that person that is if you are referring to the show/hide children button
#31 - adolfhilter
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(11/17/2012) [-]
I like this plumber, can I get his number?
#126 to #31 - masterboll
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(11/17/2012) [-]
hey i just met you
and this is crazy
but heres my number
and ill gas you maybe
#84 to #31 - breezykun
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(11/17/2012) [-]
**breezykun rolls 58** here it is
#73 to #31 - eclipseblade
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(11/17/2012) [-]
Yeah, its: nein nein nein - nein nein nein - nein nein nein nein.
#25 - iliveinrackcity
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(11/17/2012) [-]
Plumber's face when
#23 - Dwarf
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(11/17/2012) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #1727161 at MLP Brony Board ** Should've called the Mario Bros.
#88 to #23 - catblaster
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#20 - frankyninefour
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(11/17/2012) [-]
diese gefühl kenne ich
#16 - fecality **User deleted account**
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#117 to #16 - greenthegunstar
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#15 - thebiscitking
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#13 - Sunset
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#10 - cxxccxxc
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(11/17/2012) [-]
Are you jewish? O.o or any of the other races.. im not properly informed
#12 to #10 - radtroll
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(11/17/2012) [-]
unless you are younger than 12 , you are too ignorant to be here, get off FJ
unless you are younger than 12 , you are too ignorant to be here, get off FJ
#24 to #12 - cxxccxxc
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(11/17/2012) [-]
I'm not ignorant i just dont care about the past ; another genocide would do the world well ... hitler was just a man with dreams, and what he ended up doing ishelping the decrease of the overpopulation of the world
#71 to #24 - byposted
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(11/17/2012) [-]
1. There has never been any problem, today or in the past, with overpopulation. In fact, scientists predict very truly that the population of the Western world will decline, ultimately leading to population stagnation when coupled with increasing birth rates in third world countries.

2. Hitler never truly killed anyone in a "genocide" attempt as the Jews like to say. The evidence for "gassings" amounts to nothing more than what old Jews have to say and rebuilt constructions in Auschwitz by the Communists "prove." Examine this picture on the left, how can you explain this?
#65 to #24 - futurella
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(11/17/2012) [-]
What the **** did I just read... Either ultimate retard or the weakest troll.
#63 to #24 - abesimpson
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#62 to #24 - waacson
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I personally admire Adolf Hitler for one thing, he fanatized entire country himself.. he was just a normal person like everyone else, he achieved alot in his life and history will always remember him, because history always remembers mainly the bad people.
About gassing the jews, there was one thing, and that's what caused the economical crysis, he had to blame someone and who else is more fitting than jews because back then they lead most of the banks. And that's the birth of Jewish conspiracy.
#67 to #62 - byposted
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>implying the Jews don't control most of the banks and medias now
>implying the "conspiracy" isn't true

Hitler going after the Jews was a matter of necessity. Since the Jews at that time had such a griphold on German society like they do today, it was a miracle that he won. There's a funny quote by Hitler (paraphrased):


"The Jews laughed and insulted me as I ran for office, now they are chocking on those words."
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#61 to #24 - pukingrainbows
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Science has already shown us that overpopulation can't work. Once a species has exceeded the capacity that the environment, or in the case of humans, technology can support the growth of the population will drastically slow until the population drops below capacity. Then it will rise again and fall again until an equilibrium is reached.

In the case of humans, that capacity line would be diagonal with positive slope, but the same phenomenon occurs.
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#47 to #24 - rieskimo
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(11/17/2012) [-]
Warning TL;DR ahead.

You're just showcasing your ignorance at this point. Though overpopulation is an issue that we may be dealing with(which it's more of an issue of distribution of necessities), mass genocide and the hunting of people by eugenics is not the proper way to deal with such an issue. I'm sure you wouldn't have the same opinion if people came to power that wanted to hunt you down and murder your family simply because of the religion they followed or the fact that they weren't born with a certain type of hair or skin-color. History may not be the most imminent lesson for every citizen on this earth but there are a lot of things you can learn from looking at the mistakes and accomplishments of those who came before you.

This is Funnyjunk, not a college campus, so you can easily spout your ignorance hear with little fear. However do expect red-thumbs.
#38 to #24 - curtkobain
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(11/17/2012) [-]
you don't care about the past? Stupidest ******* thing I've ever heard
#28 to #24 - dagreatmax
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#19 to #12 - Battledogg
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(11/17/2012) [-]
Either way, they are too ignorant and should not be here
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#8 - kikosa
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(11/17/2012) [-]
forst actual ******* LoL in a very long time...
#7 - bitchplzzz
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#6 - mcalti
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(11/17/2012) [-]
I´m german and i ain´t even mad about this **** anymore
#34 to #6 - wehaveyourkittens
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**wehaveyourkittens rolls 99**
#17 to #6 - waacson
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(11/17/2012) [-]
I'm Jewish and i don't even really care for this kind of this anymore!
#21 to #17 - anon
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but you care about money... jewish
#22 to #21 - waacson
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(11/17/2012) [-]
Everyone cares about money.
#14 to #6 - goobyman ONLINE
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(11/17/2012) [-]
before funnyjunk i was butthurt about this kind of stuff
now it's as normal as ******* ******* a lamia while eating ice-cream.
#11 to #6 - robotrino
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(11/17/2012) [-]
Why should you be mad? You should take no responsibility for what your ancestors did
#68 to #11 - WhattheNorris
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(11/17/2012) [-]
My Opa was an actual Nazi. That's why he illegally made his way to America.


I still don't feel any guilt.
#143 to #68 - EdwardNigma
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(11/17/2012) [-]
I'd like to know, why did he join the Germany Army then flee to America? Was he in it beforehand and had no choice but to Nazi around or did he join later for money or something, then was like "Wait, what the ****? Why am I doing this ****? This is bad, I'm leaving."
#145 to #143 - WhattheNorris
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I don't know the full story, since he had gone a bit mad the years I knew him before he died but I think the story is something like he joined Hitler Youth and then worked his way to the SS or something and after he killed a few people he though oh **** this is morally wrong, then he took my Oma and hopped a ship to America.
#150 to #145 - EdwardNigma
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#151 to #150 - WhattheNorris
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I didn't say it was a good story.
I didn't say it was a good story.
#90 to #68 - opa
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It's true, i'm Opa
It's true, i'm Opa
#92 to #90 - WhattheNorris
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(11/17/2012) [-]
How many German-related notifications do you get?
#118 to #92 - opa
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(11/17/2012) [-]
one in a month, but there are a thousand of idiots which spell it "opa gangnam style"
#127 to #118 - cartridge
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(11/17/2012) [-]
I feel your pain with all the game- and gun- related posts.

In other news, source/name?
#217 to #127 - opa
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(11/17/2012) [-]
winter pierzine :)
#144 to #127 - anon
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(11/17/2012) [-]
Found "Epic Cleavage Girl" with google, along with this.

http:// acidcow. com/girls/13670-epic-cleavage-girl-15-pics.html
#152 to #144 - cartridge
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(11/17/2012) [-]
1) thank you

2) if you search her name (on the above site), there are nudes. So good luck with that NFN foolery.
#130 to #127 - strikous
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(11/17/2012) [-]
^ this
#121 to #118 - WhattheNorris
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(11/17/2012) [-]
that must suck
#129 to #121 - strikous
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(11/17/2012) [-]
What? the idiots or the pic?
I go for both, yeah.
#45 to #11 - alphashell
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(11/17/2012) [-]
i think he just wanted to tell everyone his nationality.
#69 to #45 - mcalti
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(11/17/2012) [-]
U so smart
#35 to #11 - linktheherooftime
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(11/17/2012) [-]
That's not how some blacks feel.
#5 - xlp
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(11/17/2012) [-]
after words "german plumber" i was expecting some sex/porn joke, but this... LOL
#4 - anon
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(11/17/2012) [-]
Opposing force i love this game