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#4 - awesomenessdefined
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(11/17/2012) [-]
**awesomenessdefined rolled a random image posted in comment #1575197 at Item Discussion ** You had sex with a cat?
#109 to #4 - danielfm
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(11/17/2012) [-]
item board is something for itself isn't it?
#38 to #4 - KingNintendo
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Comment Picture
#5 to #4 - breadstickez [OP]
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(11/17/2012) [-]
That image is strangely related....
#76 to #5 - anon
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(11/17/2012) [-]
Maybe he tried to milk the cat?
#6 to #4 - jalthelas
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#59 - bitchplzzz
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At least you got pussy
#45 - akimotoheikichi
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(11/17/2012) [-]
When i was a kid, i saw a commercial of a lady giving milk to a puppy and a chimp through a bottle, so i thought that women could have ANY type of babys, so when my mom was pregnant i hoped for a puppy brother LOL, then it turned out to be a girl and I was crying like a little bitch
#53 - feelythefeel
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(11/17/2012) [-]
She was probably hoping you where kitten around!
#54 to #53 - anon
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(11/17/2012) [-]
I'm sick of your ****, Carlos.
#62 to #53 - destinct
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#103 to #62 - garaichu
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(11/17/2012) [-]
Oh sonofabitch, you just made me remember his voice.

I haven't seen this show in about 8 years.
#71 to #62 - youmynigga **User deleted account**
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#26 - phanact
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(11/17/2012) [-]
My sister used to think sex was rubbing your ass cheeks together

like

ass to ass

I dunno
#83 - Dember
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(11/17/2012) [-]
In the words of the seven year old girl I once babysat:
"Sex is when you take your clothes off with someone and kiss each others' privates. And sometimes there is violence."
#104 to #83 - ofwgbagelbites
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(11/17/2012) [-]
"And sometimes, if you're lucky, there is violence.
#94 - stripeygreenhat
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(11/17/2012) [-]
My ten year old brother thinks women pee out their butts. I don't know how to explain to him female genitalia. I just don't have the heart for it. Every time I bring it up with my parents they just laugh and brush it off.

I'm a little worried that my brother will one day be in his twenties trying to get it on with some girl and then end up really confused.
#95 to #94 - phsycokidx
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(11/17/2012) [-]
he'll find porn soon, don't worry
#123 to #95 - kruzer
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(11/17/2012) [-]
Porn taught me what I needed to know about sex.
Sex ed was all science and **** about how babies are made. Was not educational of how to have sex. I got my hopes up for nothing....
#142 to #95 - grimgrey
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(11/17/2012) [-]
Then Jesus sent his son, phsycokidx.
#2 - homieoverload
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(11/16/2012) [-]
**homieoverload rolled a random image posted in comment #1850183 at MLP Friendly Board ** mfw I had sex with my cat
**homieoverload rolled a random image posted in comment #1850183 at MLP Friendly Board ** mfw I had sex with my cat
#60 to #2 - remsaman
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(11/17/2012) [-]
thats actually extremely adorable
#3 to #2 - originalninja
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(11/17/2012) [-]
you monster.
#49 to #2 - creepingorion
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(11/17/2012) [-]
Has Science Gone Too Far?
#82 - mrhaihoang
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(11/17/2012) [-]
I thought sex was kissing and cuddling and you'd get pregnant and give birth to babies from your asshole
I thought sex was kissing and cuddling and you'd get pregnant and give birth to babies from your asshole
#44 - iliekcereal ONLINE
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(11/17/2012) [-]
I used to think you just cuddled until babies were made. It took me a while to understand soap operas and ****.
#116 - bossmcpimp
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(11/17/2012) [-]
It wasn't sex........it was rape
It wasn't sex........it was rape
#130 to #116 - valigar
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#42 - ikevinamaboss
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(11/17/2012) [-]
**ikevinamaboss rolled a random image posted in comment #39 at White house gonna get yoked ** his moms fw
#88 - luckyspirit
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(11/17/2012) [-]
When I asked my second grade teacher where babies came from she told me that they came from belly buttons.

I still have a hard time believing the fact that I believed her back then.
#97 to #88 - matriculator
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(11/17/2012) [-]
I'm having a hard time believing that she believed that babies were from belly buttons.
#89 to #88 - triggathepirate
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(11/17/2012) [-]
Babies come from baby eggs moron.
#98 to #89 - breadstickez [OP]
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I mean if you want to get technical....that's correct. Lol
#102 to #98 - triggathepirate
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(11/17/2012) [-]
Technical?
#114 to #102 - breadstickez [OP]
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(11/17/2012) [-]
Babies come from a woman's fertilized egg, which they are born with, therefore you could argue that babies come from baby eggs.
#119 to #114 - triggathepirate
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(11/17/2012) [-]
I uh, I know that.   
It was a kids next door reference.   
Flew right by ye.
I uh, I know that.
It was a kids next door reference.
Flew right by ye.
#121 to #119 - breadstickez [OP]
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#126 to #121 - triggathepirate
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Happens to us all.
Happens to us all.
#106 to #89 - hairydickfarts
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(11/17/2012) [-]
dat picture..
#92 - xmuffinx
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(11/17/2012) [-]
i used to think that sex was cuddling naked, until when i was 9, i was told that the guy pees inside the woman's ass. Back then I didnt even know that there was another hole, and im a girl. mfw i was told that.
#93 - archdarck
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(11/17/2012) [-]
Do me Hard in the Butt!
Do me Hard in the Butt!
#115 - liquidz
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#107 - syrena
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#100 - kibbleking
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#39 - apocalypticburrito
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i dont really know what i thought of sex
never believed in the stork i just thought you got pregenant and that was that, but now that i think about it i was a sick kid
if i remember correctly me and my friends were talking about the size of a girls nipples and i quote my self "I think they look like small raisins".
i was 8 by the way