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#290 - slendie
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(11/16/2012) [-]
She's home by eight, understand?
#280 - anon
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(11/16/2012) [-]
Anyone remember the movie My Date with the President's Daughter?
#283 to #280 - fivewordminimum **User deleted account**
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#306 to #283 - kruzer
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(11/16/2012) [-]
That song was so damn catchy.
#278 - demandsgayversion
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(11/16/2012) [-]
*that time I killed my own Siamese twin sister who had separated from me, gotten a sex change, and got extensive plastic surgery and killed my father causing me to go unnecessarily far out of my way to track him down using the full power of the American government, murder him, and then give the credit to the Navy so that nobody would discover my true identity.
#273 - midgetnigger
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(11/16/2012) [-]
What he meant to say was, "Let me tell you about the time Seal Team Six killed bin Laden and I sat comfortably in a room thousands of miles away, in absolutely no immediate danger, while waiting to hear from them".
#341 to #273 - newall
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(11/16/2012) [-]
blame Obama for recession.

don't give him credit for seal team kill.

you guys are smart.
#282 to #273 - captan **User deleted account**
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#336 to #282 - lastofthedovakhiin
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(11/16/2012) [-]
That was funnier than the content.
#311 to #282 - anon
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(11/16/2012) [-]
It was much more difficult to kill bin laden because they they had to find him in first place, hussein just told them " yo find osama ´n **** "

while hitler´s people had no problem finding and killing jews because they lived everywhere in germany and were ordinary civillians (germans)
#284 to #282 - midgetnigger
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(11/16/2012) [-]
There's a pretty big difference between sitting in a room while watching and waiting to hear bin Laden was killed by a group of Tier 1 Operators compared to leading an entire army to exterminate a group of people. I appreciate the effort, but I simply don't see the point or validity of your argument.
#343 to #284 - anon
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(11/16/2012) [-]
There's actually almost no difference at all between the two examples. Obama told Seal Team 6 what to do while Hitler told his troops what to do. Both were very far from the front lines.
#330 to #284 - wooyoungkim
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(11/16/2012) [-]
I don't think sitting in a couch waiting to hear something in 2011 and sitting in a couch and waiting to hear something in 1940s really different.
#299 to #284 - dexterwho
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(11/16/2012) [-]
You can't take a joke
#274 to #273 - fugikuro
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(11/16/2012) [-]
The way I see it, if so much of America is willing to place all the blame of the current state of the country on his shoulders, let him have this.
#366 to #274 - masterfluffydubs
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(11/16/2012) [-]
no
#436 to #367 - fugikuro
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(11/16/2012) [-]
Go home grandpa, you're drunk
#275 to #274 - midgetnigger
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(11/16/2012) [-]
That doesn't really make sense... That's like someone driving 150 mph on the interstate and causing a huge pile up and saying "well at least the other people where driving safely!". I'm not saying everyone is right to blame it all on him, but that's the kind of analogy you're making.


#333 to #275 - wooyoungkim
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#276 to #275 - fugikuro
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(11/16/2012) [-]
I'm also saying that the entire mess shouldn't be blamed on him. But about half the country does blame it all on him, so let him have this hoorah, and shut up and go about your business.
#279 to #276 - midgetnigger
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(11/16/2012) [-]
I guess we'll have to agree to disagree on some of that, but you didn't have to be so rude by telling me to shut up... It made me cry...
#281 to #279 - youxbarstard
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(11/16/2012) [-]
Ok before I start I'd like to give a pre calm your tits warning, alright?...here goes.
Everybody needs something or someone to place blame on which **** goes bad.
There's my piece do what you will with it.
#265 - koneella
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(11/16/2012) [-]
*the time I was also known as Obama bin laden
#286 to #265 - Onemanretardpack
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(11/16/2012) [-]
#269 to #265 - anon
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(11/16/2012) [-]
hehehe juolu, well done juissi man
#267 to #265 - devestion
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#266 to #265 - anon
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(11/16/2012) [-]
Stupidest Comment Of The Day Award
#264 - IamSofaKingdom
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(11/16/2012) [-]
What would he even say in this story? "I picked up the phone and told him to do it. The End" I think it would be the actual trigger man with the best story for it.
#263 - mustazio
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(11/16/2012) [-]
Maybe if enough people wish it, we can change the name of Christmas, into ObamaRama.
#288 to #263 - anonymousattorney
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(11/16/2012) [-]
Obamaramadan.
#209 - pukingrainbows
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(11/16/2012) [-]
funny thing is nobody has a problem with giving one guy credit for starting the entire war but give the black guy credit for one kill...
funny thing is nobody has a problem with giving one guy credit for starting the entire war but give the black guy credit for one kill...
#204 - snaresinger
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(11/16/2012) [-]
Tell me more about how you literally killed Bin Laden.
Tell me more about how you literally killed Bin Laden.
#289 to #204 - anon
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(11/16/2012) [-]
He called it.
#372 to #289 - snaresinger
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#268 to #204 - fugikuro
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(11/16/2012) [-]
It's part of the joke. Please calm your tits.
#270 to #268 - snaresinger
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(11/16/2012) [-]
How are my tits not calm?
#271 to #270 - fugikuro
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(11/16/2012) [-]
They're snarling an lashing at your keyboard trying to start a political debate.
#272 to #271 - snaresinger
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(11/16/2012) [-]
Imagining the image of snarling, lashing tits haha
#235 to #204 - reconred
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(11/16/2012) [-]
He was playing golf when ST6 killed Usama...
#202 - maxiscool
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(11/16/2012) [-]
Has anyone seen the movie "My date with the presidents daughter"? One of the few disney movies I can tolerate.
#196 - sandwitchman **User deleted account**
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#170 - weirddark
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#160 - bahh
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(11/16/2012) [-]
Hitler did nothing wrong
#151 - Black demon
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#155 to #151 - illegalartist
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(11/16/2012) [-]
Hitler was just in the office smoking a bowl when it happened. He was all like, "I said I hate juice!"
#157 to #155 - Black demon
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#147 - gorginhanson
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(11/16/2012) [-]
His name was too similar,he had to go.


There can only be one.
#164 to #147 - dirigiblequixote
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(11/16/2012) [-]
There can *be only one.   
   
You disgust me, sirrah.
There can *be only one.

You disgust me, sirrah.
#145 - gorginhanson
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#141 - severepwner
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(11/16/2012) [-]
Navy seals killed Osama Bin Laden.
#161 to #141 - illegalartist
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(11/16/2012) [-]
No geckos killed osama.
#135 - hirollin
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(11/16/2012) [-]
In response to "...then Hitler didn't kill 6 million Jews." I thought I'd leave these here. Take it for what it's worth.

Nuremberg Trials
Dachau Trials
Auschwitz Trial
Belsen Trial
Frankfurt Auschwitz Trials
Mauthausen-Gusen camp trials
Ravensbrück Trial
#140 to #135 - illegalartist
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(11/16/2012) [-]
Wait what are you arguing about?
#142 to #140 - hirollin
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(11/16/2012) [-]
The first page was doing the generic arguing of Obama not killing Osama vs Hitler not killing millions of Jews.

Just thought I'd add something of value to the butthurt if it kicks back up again. Maybe someone will google it and learn something.
#144 to #142 - illegalartist
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(11/16/2012) [-]
So... Youre saying hitler didn't kill any jews?
#146 to #144 - hirollin
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(11/16/2012) [-]
I'm not saying anything. Just providing information.
#149 to #146 - illegalartist
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(11/16/2012) [-]
You provided a list of trials and a reference to an argument on a different post?
#152 to #149 - hirollin
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(11/16/2012) [-]
same page? scroll down a little bit?
#154 to #152 - illegalartist
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(11/16/2012) [-]
Ah, by first page i thought you meant a different post or some ****. Didn't know you meant the first page of the comments section on this post.
#131 - ariusbrightwing
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(11/16/2012) [-]
I thought those were potatoes in the bowl. Raw potatoes. MFW.
#119 - kinglobster
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(11/16/2012) [-]
I'd never date the presidents daughter. You'd try and make a move and secret service would have 3 guns pointed at your head before she even realized you were making a move.