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#59 - dustyshane
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(11/14/2012) [-]
It seems like the problem is regular guys try to compare their dick size to those in porn, which most girls that are actually worth having sex with will not want a dick that size.

Go look at a normal vagina, look how big it actually is and can take. All of you are fine.
#55 - anon
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(11/14/2012) [-]
I'm not a fan of these comics.
#53 - wardylocks
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(11/14/2012) [-]
Maybe I'm the only girl who doesnt care if you're 'big' or not,
I'd actually you rather not tare me in half, so 'small' is good with me c:
#259 to #53 - darkcomplextion
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(11/15/2012) [-]
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#323 to #259 - wardylocks
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(11/15/2012) [-]
dude. seriously. serious.
#103 to #53 - jalthelas
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(11/15/2012) [-]
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#89 to #53 - impaledsandwich
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(11/15/2012) [-]
AY GURL U WNT SUM FUK?

I was compelled to.
#104 to #89 - impaledsandwich
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(11/15/2012) [-]
That's okay, I thought it was retarded too.
#334 to #104 - wardylocks
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(11/16/2012) [-]
x3 retarded is cool
#84 to #53 - notstill
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(11/15/2012) [-]
EY YO *****
**** YO ****** EMOTES
DIS A GOD DAMN IMAGE BOARD WE AINT GOT TIME FOR DAT ****.
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#73 to #53 - gulijens
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(11/14/2012) [-]
you're definetly not the only one... if you talked sex with other girls you would know...
#325 to #73 - wardylocks
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(11/15/2012) [-]
well, maybe im the only one without a bucket vajay or a craving for STD's c:
#345 to #325 - gulijens
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(11/17/2012) [-]
didn't quite catch the meaning in that comment...
could you say it differently ?
#346 to #345 - wardylocks
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(11/17/2012) [-]
basically, im assuming girls want bigger peen's either to be 'ripped in half' or because they need to fill up their streched out pussies.
#348 to #346 - gulijens
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(11/17/2012) [-]
well... I know some like the pain...
I don't.. it's horrible, and almost like period cramps...
anyways, even though many can take a whole fist, they can still train their muscles down there, so they are tight again...
it always depends on what people like..
i've tried a few sizes, and i'm not gonna point out what size is my fav, because it all depends...
but i train my muscles... and i train extra if i feel floppy and wide :) never got complaints...
#74 to #73 - themaxruler
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(11/14/2012) [-]
BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRN
#72 to #53 - bladebites
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(11/14/2012) [-]
Five is fine with me, eight is as high as I'll go. I don't want to die a horrible penis related death, so small is fine.
#162 to #72 - JoshBauer
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(11/15/2012) [-]
,,,seriously? Holy **** I thought I was small at 7 in.
#168 to #162 - haydn
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(11/15/2012) [-]
No you didn't, you just want people to know your cock is 7.
#176 to #168 - JoshBauer
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(11/15/2012) [-]
Yeah, you caught me. I really care about what people, who I will never meet, think about my weiner size.
#70 to #53 - monkee
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(11/14/2012) [-]
Totally agree. Medium's the most I can go too, or the average size (which is apparently 5 inches).
#326 to #70 - wardylocks
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(11/15/2012) [-]
only done it with one guy, he's considered small but he has a decent sized girth. if he was any bigger he'd be in my womb. (too much info, so sorry)
#78 to #70 - maxmilianoq
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(11/14/2012) [-]
So i have an above average dick
Feels good
#57 to #53 - darkdeepscars
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(11/14/2012) [-]
Marry me?
#322 to #57 - wardylocks
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(11/15/2012) [-]
ohyou~ im sure theres other girls out there with the same opinion as me xD
#58 to #57 - googleoverlords
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(11/14/2012) [-]
ill marry you mystery man
#327 to #58 - wardylocks
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(11/15/2012) [-]
you look small penis too?
#329 to #327 - googleoverlords
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(11/16/2012) [-]
haha i am small penis
#62 to #58 - anon
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(11/14/2012) [-]
Will you marry me :$?
#63 to #62 - googleoverlords
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(11/14/2012) [-]
sure why not person i dont even know marriage for all
#66 to #63 - Magileo
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(11/14/2012) [-]
lets have a mormon family, cept reserved
#67 to #66 - googleoverlords
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(11/14/2012) [-]
well i dont see why the **** not lets get this going
#68 to #67 - Magileo
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(11/14/2012) [-]
Hot Diggity
Hot Diggity
#69 to #68 - googleoverlords
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(11/14/2012) [-]
holy **** i watched that one time im still not the same
#180 to #69 - trojanmannn
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(11/15/2012) [-]
niqqas be thirsty
#193 to #180 - googleoverlords
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(11/15/2012) [-]
yes they certainly are my friend
#48 - mailboxhead
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(11/14/2012) [-]
The ****** with those alligator teeth, OP?
#52 to #48 - tardaasa [OP]
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(11/14/2012) [-]
hehe, it represents how, even though she´s cute, whenever she opens her mouth it just gets obscene :P
#61 to #52 - phantomprincess
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(11/14/2012) [-]
thanks i have been wondering myself
#44 - notarealakount
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(11/14/2012) [-]
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#42 - itrinx ONLINE
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(11/14/2012) [-]
I found this related to me because i have a penis haha.
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#35 - mussyo
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(11/14/2012) [-]
I don't sleep with a woman just because she has a nice ass or massive tits, if she seems like the girl that just lays there and do **** all.

So by that logic I would say size matters to a point where you can use it, and then its how you use it.

Also awesome way to declare you are a slut :D
#36 to #35 - mussyo
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(11/14/2012) [-]
Content was mildly amusing though. thumbs for you.
#46 to #36 - tardaasa [OP]
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(11/14/2012) [-]
Cheers. Well, I´m on and off kind of promiscuous irl. You can call it slutty if you like. But I don´t really get why guys keep calling girls sluts and then complain about not getting laid... sort of a contradictory opinion don´t you think?
#47 to #46 - mussyo
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(11/14/2012) [-]
I don't complain about getting laid, I honestly think its sad.

for me slut means the same thing for men and women, it literally does mean you are "promiscuous" It is society that attaches a negative label to that word. Not that I have never used it in a negative way, the smiley was supposed to defuse the insult.

I am not a hypocirte, I avoid girls that "Jump in the sack" as I like to get to know someone better before I take that step, I strangely also like the challenge :)

I understand peoples choices and respect them, however we can't help what we are attracted to can we :D
#34 - shadowpanda
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(11/14/2012) [-]
Meh, Think it all just comes to personal preference, I have a friend who has girls in the sack and then they get scared because how big it is.... And yes I unfortunately have seen how big it is. ( My Teamspeak friends are douchebags and link lie.)
#32 - tkuja
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(11/14/2012) [-]
**tkuja rolled a random image posted in comment #1645802 at MLP Friendly Board **
#30 - anoninanutshell
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(11/14/2012) [-]
well, as long as ti winkles idk what that even means it's k
#29 - grahamernazi
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(11/14/2012) [-]
What's gonna be funny is if she is putting this comic out there to get guys to say their dick size, so she can choose someone to cam with.
What's gonna be funny is if she is putting this comic out there to get guys to say their dick size, so she can choose someone to cam with.
#27 - yunablade
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(11/14/2012) [-]
Well as long as she does not have small tits or a flat ass
#39 to #27 - anon
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(11/14/2012) [-]
Thing is, small breasts won't really affect the woman's or man's ability to orgasm during conventional sex. (Ass might, depending) Not saying there's anything wrong with physical preference - everyone's got it. It's just not really the same arguement.
#40 to #39 - yunablade
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(11/14/2012) [-]
It's actually the same argument, having a small penis does not mean you cannot make a girl have an orgasm... let's jsut say that were there is will, there is a way.

I'm just making fun of the stereotype, girls with small boobs and fla ass get no fun, guys with small dicks and no six-pack dont get girls, etc.

In the end there is all kind of tastes and hey, if lesbians can get girs, so can a guy with no dick
#71 to #40 - monkee
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(11/14/2012) [-]
Clitoral orgasm yes, G-spot orgasm is much more difficult the smaller you get. However, as a pro-tip, doggy-style is one of the best positions to help your woman achieve a G-spot orgasm, but is too painful for her if you're on the large scale as it allows for deep penetration. Plus if you really wanna get her off you can give her a reach around to her clit.
#28 to #27 - tardaasa [OP]
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(11/14/2012) [-]
true dat
#16 - joeyliquid
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(11/14/2012) [-]
I think you must of just pissed off every Asian on funnyjunk. Quite possibly.   
Besides most people think they are actually small but the average is actually about 5-6 inches, so most people are actually above average...
I think you must of just pissed off every Asian on funnyjunk. Quite possibly.
Besides most people think they are actually small but the average is actually about 5-6 inches, so most people are actually above average...
#23 to #16 - captainfuckitall
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(11/14/2012) [-]
Actually, that's false. The actual average is 4-5 inches. Why? Because all the penises measured to get an average estimate had to be volunteered by the males that owned them. And, predictably, most males would only go in if they thought they had something to show.
#24 to #23 - joeyliquid
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(11/14/2012) [-]
I should of known! But when I took.. My sex education class many, many years ago. They said the average for england was actually 5.5 inches. Has the world gone smaller?.. Oh god no.
#25 to #24 - captainfuckitall
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(11/14/2012) [-]
No, the same thing as in my first comment happened. It's true that, depending upon race and area, some people have bigger penises than others, but everything is relative. Lower all the accepted averages by an inch or so and you'll have the real average
#26 to #25 - joeyliquid
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(11/14/2012) [-]
Oh dear. I'm conscious because I think I'm a freak of nature now D:
#22 to #16 - diverdee
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(11/14/2012) [-]
if most people are above average then the average is risen by "most people"...
#17 to #16 - tardaasa [OP]
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(11/14/2012) [-]
Haha, yeah, people did tell me later this probably isn´t the best page to post these sort of jokes. I´ll avoid it in the future.
#19 to #17 - wishingwell
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(11/14/2012) [-]
Oh come on! this was a great oc with a good joke.. I think funnyjunk is more then capeble of handling this kind of joke.. (or at least i hope so)
#31 to #19 - anon
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(11/14/2012) [-]
Thinking with your dick bro, not cool.
#20 to #19 - tardaasa [OP]
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(11/14/2012) [-]
Thanks, me too. But I´ll try not to dig my own grave too early XD
#10 - jubub
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(11/14/2012) [-]
Æ Ø Å!!
#256 to #10 - amuter
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(11/15/2012) [-]
MFW I am norwegian!
#317 to #256 - jubub
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(11/15/2012) [-]
mfw I'm danish
#318 to #317 - amuter
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In that case WE'RE BROTHERS IN ARMS AND WE SHALL RULE THIS WORLD TOGETHER!!
In that case WE'RE BROTHERS IN ARMS AND WE SHALL RULE THIS WORLD TOGETHER!!
#11 to #10 - jubub
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(11/14/2012) [-]
for those who does not get it search " æ ø å " on youtube ^^
#12 to #11 - tardaasa [OP]
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(11/14/2012) [-]
Love that song!
#64 to #12 - anon
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(11/14/2012) [-]
It got taken down recently...the whole channel did :(
#9 - anon
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(11/14/2012) [-]
Too predictable.
Attractive style (except for the teeth ).

3/10 Not really funny.
#8 - smilingmountain
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(11/14/2012) [-]
Being 6ft11 I get asked about my dick size more often then I would like. In High School I thought it was funny and would even whip it out on occasion. Now I just find it annoying. . .
#13 to #8 - tardaasa [OP]
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(11/14/2012) [-]
Really, I thought it would be more annoying with the whole " Wow, you´re tall!" statements all the time? :P
#14 to #13 - smilingmountain
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(11/14/2012) [-]
Well those too, but having people say "wow you are tall" doesn't really have an impact on my love life. Having girls that are only interested in 1 thing does.
#15 to #14 - tardaasa [OP]
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(11/14/2012) [-]
If that´s the only thing they where interested in you probably wouldn´t want to date them anyway? x
#18 to #15 - smilingmountain
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(11/14/2012) [-]
I am not a Clever man,
#2 - thice
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(11/14/2012) [-]
What is considered well hung ?
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#4 to #2 - tardaasa [OP]
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(11/14/2012) [-]
That´s from person to person. There´s also the girth vs length aspect. Most girls don´t need a BIG penis, most are ok with average size ( but slightly above average is definitely better) I´m surprised so many guys can´t tell their own penis size.

Oh well, if they´re judging from porn...they´re gonna have a bad time.
#5 to #4 - thice
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(11/14/2012) [-]
I'm around 8 inches, whats that considered?
#38 to #5 - draxdiesel
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(11/14/2012) [-]
of course it is. did you know that i'm currently deciding wether to buy a ferrari or a helicopter.
#49 to #38 - thice
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#50 to #49 - draxdiesel
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urge to kill...rising...rising...rising...
#51 to #50 - thice
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#6 to #5 - tardaasa [OP]
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(11/14/2012) [-]
Huge. On the length part anyway.
#7 to #6 - thice
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(11/14/2012) [-]
Oh.. yeah.. - you know.. no big deal...
#1 - tiredofannon
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(11/14/2012) [-]
Tried to give you a thumb up but I've voted for you too much today already.
#3 to #1 - tardaasa [OP]
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(11/14/2012) [-]
You´ve already served your country well meh boy! Lay to ease x