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#117 - anon
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(11/15/2012) [-]
As a girl (which is why I'm posting as anon because FJ hates girls)

Smaller is fine with me. I'm tight to the point where I can't insert a tampon with some pain. The vajayjay stretches and adjusts, sure, but a bigger-than-average guy would make me feel like I'm being ripped in half.
#159 to #117 - anon
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thats why all girl says the first time it hurts, isnt cause it stretches?
#114 - wagastragas
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most tardaasa comics have to do with sex and penises, she surely is a horny gal
#111 - englman ONLINE
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(11/15/2012) [-]
Girls/guys in the comments are surprisingly very reassuring, and I'm not even below average (I think anyway..)
#144 to #111 - sphinxe
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I'm sure you're fine.

You wouldn't turn down below average boobs right?
#149 to #144 - englman ONLINE
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Fantastic point, no I wouldn't.
Flat through "G" is fine with me!
#150 to #149 - sphinxe
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Aha, it's you again!

And exactly :D They both do the job.
#151 to #150 - englman ONLINE
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Lol come to FJ often?
Yeah, I agree lol boobs are boobs.
#152 to #151 - sphinxe
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I do. xD
They are, but girls can be as insecure about their boobs as guys can be about their junk.
#156 to #152 - englman ONLINE
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Lol very true. That's something I think us guys too often forget.
#108 - theblockhead
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(11/15/2012) [-]
You're probably worse than sonicteam.
#106 - zaggystirdust
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(11/15/2012) [-]
I usually say "quantity over quantity" so people think I have multiple dicks
I usually say "quantity over quantity" so people think I have multiple dicks
#218 to #106 - deathbatdude
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You mad me laugh more than the actual post good job.
#115 to #106 - anon
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"Quantity over quantity"

wot
#116 to #115 - zaggystirdust
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#105 - buttholeman
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im pissed i have a small dick its only 5 inches :///
#107 to #105 - sathrax
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that's actually only slightly under average. Judging penis size by porn is for idiots.
#134 to #107 - reaperssprint
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5 inches is actually THE average. So he's right on the mark. As a friend of mine once said, "It only takes 3 inches to hit the G-spot, everything else is just extra." He gets it in a lot, so I'll take his word for it.
#137 to #134 - sathrax
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if you read below I already talked about that. a girl only feels pleasure 3 inches inside of her vagina. so girls who think size matters are either really loose whores or just clueless bitches.
#139 to #137 - reaperssprint
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I didn't go on a scrolling spree through the comments, just happen to run across this one in particular. My bad.
#110 to #107 - anon
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(11/15/2012) [-]
Seriously. also, the fact that most people who feel like they have an undersized dick watch more porn, therefore making it even worse :/ i know, i am a victim O_O
#102 - Himynameisjacob
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Admittedly, I always get annoyed when girls talk about size like they know what they're saying.
I don't even have a small dick or anything.
Please don't take this as bragging, but I'm the opposite.
And it's kind of a bad thing.
So I make a big deal out of how girls misjudge size based on the lies guys tell them, and how the average vagina is best suited to the average penis. Typically, the only times size matters is when you're significantly out of the average range (5-7 inches).
Even if you're a little out of it, it doesn't matter that much.
But ultimately, our averages are so similar for a good reason.

/rant
#109 to #102 - sathrax
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Honestly, if your dick is less than 3 inches, then you have a problem, since girls only feel pleasure 3 inches inside of their vaginas anyway, so if you can't reach it all, you're kinda a little too small, but that's when you make up for it by developping other skills to keep dah bitches quakin.

Also, like you, I'm on the high end of the average, so yeah, I just don't actually like sex sex as much as other things, like cunnilingus and fetish stuff.
#245 to #109 - thepyras
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Woah, hold on there, man. That statement was backwards. The most sensitive region of the vagina is the outer three inches, not the inside.
#262 to #245 - sathrax
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If they felt the most pleasure from the inside, I'd probably enjoy sex more simply cause she enjoyed it more.
#261 to #245 - sathrax
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I know, which is why I enjoy doing things other than sex so much.
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#135 to #131 - sathrax
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an asian, some people, and I think my grandpa on my moms side does o_o
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#174 to #141 - sathrax
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naw it was all asians in general. Japanese aren't the pones with the small dicks, they're the ones with the insane always-censored porn.
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#258 to #177 - sathrax
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I never thumbed you down bro. Someone else did lol.
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#249 to #178 - thepyras
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Onlookers, take note. Irony is talking about your dick, whilst being a dick. And a racist, for that matter.
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#112 to #109 - Himynameisjacob
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I don't really care about what happens with my dick. It's all about fetish stuff for me, since my dick isn't particularly sensitive. It takes forever for me to orgasm. Which means I can go for a long time, but... I just don't get off. :L I can only get off from masturbation.
But yeah, I could get off from sex if not for the condom. Due to the... size... condoms are pretty tight for me, which means I can't feel ****. So I just wheeze through my asthma until the lady has been pleased, then cuddle, pretending I'm not about to collapse from exhaustion.
#133 to #112 - sathrax
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same thing for me. I ****** hate condoms, I just have sex cause my girlfriend likes it. If it was up to me I'd just play with her while doing it myself, though tbh it does feel really good, I just can never finish from anything she does. and I hate it cause I'm pretty sure it makes her feel bad.
#142 to #133 - Himynameisjacob
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I have the same issue! My girlfriend feels like she's such an awful lover, even though I know she's doing a great job. It's just that you never know which part of you needs stimulus at any point in time. Sometimes I need to go for the head, sometimes I have to back off and stick to the shaft - and then the speed varies and it's just a mess.
I wish I could finish from something she does just once, so she could feel better.
#175 to #142 - sathrax
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I know. I mean for most guys it's easy, but for guys like us... we're like women during sex, everythings gotta be perfect or it doesn't work.
#122 to #112 - shadovfox
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i am average (or a little over, dunno what the average is), but have kinda the same problem :P and she is on the pill, so no condom, but sometimes i cant do it. i just go for a long time, become exhausted. and then i just masterbater afterwards or something...
#127 to #122 - Himynameisjacob
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Exactly!
I don't get sex much, being that the girl I'm with was my first, and she lives three hours away (we rarely get to see each other), but the longest we've been able to go was three hours. Luckily, I'm so bullheaded that I'd die before I'd let myself stop before her, but I spent the next 30 minutes trying to cum on her.
I couldn't.
It was ridiculous.
#129 to #127 - shadovfox
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my gf is living 8-10 hours away (we live in different parts of the country) and we just got togheter, so when I visit her / she visits me we do it like rabbits :P but else it aint much.
#132 to #129 - Himynameisjacob
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Same here. We spend every moment either cuddling or sexing when we're together, haha. Otherwise we just message each other while we masturbate.
#136 to #132 - shadovfox
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HAHA XD but just be glad you don'thave my job, i am a sailor, i am away 4 weeks at the time, and onl have time to visit her 1-2 weeks :P ending up with LONG dry periods :P
#101 - FlyingButt
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#97 - jalthelas
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**jalthelas rolls 10** My dick size in centimeters
#219 to #97 - deathbatdude
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**deathbatdude rolls 88** my dick size in inches
#237 to #219 - derpypotato
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*micro-inches
#239 to #237 - jalthelas
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**jalthelas rolls 50** Maybe I can get a better length in centimeters
#121 to #97 - derpypotato
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lol
lol
#100 to #97 - jalthelas
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#96 - Deavas ONLINE
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nuh-uh! my dick is 13 inches long!
#93 - guiguito
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this comic is cancer, kill yourself
yeah i am ready for the thumbs, i will stick with my post till i die
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#85 - anon
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**anonymous rolls 1** my penis size in inches
#124 to #85 - guto
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**guto rolls 40** ok... let's do this
#125 to #124 - guto
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in mm
#113 to #85 - howtosuckdicks
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**howtosuckdicks rolls 7** my size.. be gentle
#99 to #85 - anon
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**anonymous rolls 0** My dick size.
#94 to #85 - funnypill
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*roll number* mine in inches
#95 to #94 - funnypill
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**funnypill rolls 9** ******* brain cramp redo
#87 to #85 - pseudobob **User deleted account**
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**pseudobob rolls 27** mine
#90 to #87 - zyxorz
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**zyxorz rolls 2** Mine..
#92 to #90 - zyxorz
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**zyxorz rolls 4** size of my second dick...
#88 to #87 - pseudobob **User deleted account**
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damn, hoping for double 0s
#86 to #85 - robskul
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that sucks
#82 - iizsimon
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I don't like these comics, what the **** is wrong with her mouth?
#81 - mrfourtysevenman
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then find a girl with a small pussy
unless all the guys with big dicks get the girls with small pussies
and we get a world of sex poverty
#80 - puccypirateisback **User deleted account**
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#77 - herpaherp
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if having a big dick really mattered do you think lesbians would exists?
if having a big dick really mattered do you think lesbians would exists?
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#75 - ryukyukids
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well thanks for apologizing at least. and it is funny.
#296 to #75 - tardaasa [OP]
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Thank you. Seems it was a sorer spot than I had imagined XD
#65 - kuracha
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Small penis jokes are hard to cum by these days
#60 - anon
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(11/14/2012) [-]
now this one is actually funny. well done op. thumbs.
#297 to #60 - tardaasa [OP]
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Cheers :D