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#88 - djchrssychrs (11/14/2012) [-]
next an anaconda
next an anaconda
User avatar #89 to #88 - tredbear (11/14/2012) [-]
User avatar #92 to #89 - blackcomet (11/14/2012) [-]
Or both.
User avatar #82 - Iseewhatudidthar (11/14/2012) [-]
They're all ******* Defanged

That guy is just a douchebag trying to act tough
User avatar #95 to #82 - Katzie (11/14/2012) [-]
Because even if it's defanged, he's not supposed to get annoyed/discipline it about being aggressive.
'don't have to be a whiny bitch about it' pretty much sums it up.
User avatar #91 to #82 - tredbear (11/14/2012) [-]
don't have to be a whiny bitch about it.
User avatar #93 to #91 - Iseewhatudidthar (11/14/2012) [-]
I'm not whining


User avatar #94 to #93 - tredbear (11/14/2012) [-]
#81 - anonymous (11/14/2012) [-]
I hate snakes............But that just seemed really uncalled for and wrong to do..I feel bad for it..
User avatar #83 to #81 - gtocforyou (11/14/2012) [-]
It tried to ******* kill him.
User avatar #86 to #83 - tredbear (11/14/2012) [-]
#80 - GeAsa (11/14/2012) [-]
I liked this post............ The first time i saw it like 10 years ago
#79 - brianine (11/14/2012) [-]
#72 - bigtbone (11/14/2012) [-]
That man's balls are big enough to maintain orbit.
User avatar #70 - toxickooties (11/14/2012) [-]
I would think one of the reasons the snake slithered away is because the top of their heads near the back isn't very strong, so that little slap on the head probably wasn't very pleasant. OR, it scared the snake, either way...

One good whack to the head with a stick would most likely kill a snake.
#57 - presentdent has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #58 to #57 - demandsgayversion (11/14/2012) [-]
Box of tobacco/drugs disappeared.
#59 to #58 - presentdent (11/14/2012) [-]
I saw a comment down below that made me sad and not like the content anymore. But here ya go.
I saw a comment down below that made me sad and not like the content anymore. But here ya go.
User avatar #87 to #59 - XbloodwolfX (11/14/2012) [-]
One thing i've always wondered. Where the hell does the tobacco pouch disappear to?
#78 to #59 - anonymous (11/14/2012) [-]
haahah best .gif ive seen. Childhood.

thank you sir.
User avatar #60 to #59 - tredbear (11/14/2012) [-]
what ever, you are only ONE person, so what?
#66 to #60 - presentdent (11/14/2012) [-]
He said my gif disappeared. I was explaining why.
User avatar #161 to #66 - demandsgayversion (11/14/2012) [-]
No? I meant the pouch of **** he pulls out of his vest disappears. You can't reply to a deleted comment so I wouldn't have known it was gone, plus how I worded it.
User avatar #55 - btang (11/14/2012) [-]
ALPHA AS **** !
User avatar #54 - spoonsnatcher (11/14/2012) [-]
Snake whisperer
User avatar #52 - ihatem (11/14/2012) [-]
I wonder what his wife does to his cobra when she doesn't want sex
#50 - staticenhance (11/14/2012) [-]
He's smacking around captive, de-fanged snakes and you kids think he's some kind of bad ass?    
It's practically just animal abuse. There are far more admirable people in the world.
He's smacking around captive, de-fanged snakes and you kids think he's some kind of bad ass?

It's practically just animal abuse. There are far more admirable people in the world.

#77 to #50 - PantherChow (11/14/2012) [-]
If its defanged why is he guarding his legs with a thick mesh? :D
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User avatar #63 to #50 - notevenmad (11/14/2012) [-]
>animal abuse

cobras kill people

User avatar #75 to #63 - joshofsouls ONLINE (11/14/2012) [-]
You must have been dropped on your head as a child.
User avatar #71 to #63 - notevenmad (11/14/2012) [-]
guys im way to high to be arguing ok
#103 to #71 - npfortytwo (11/14/2012) [-]
User avatar #106 to #103 - notevenmad (11/14/2012) [-]
i just had to let you know..
#74 to #71 - BlockinYoAss (11/14/2012) [-]
Do not lie to us because you can't come up with any good comebacks.
User avatar #90 to #74 - notevenmad (11/14/2012) [-]
User avatar #69 to #63 - toxickooties (11/14/2012) [-]
>cobras kill people

Because people try messing with them and/or their territory... They are only doing what evolution has 'programmed' them to do, defend themselves so they can live on and reproduce. It's not like it's their life's goal to kill people.
#68 to #63 - boigacyanea (11/14/2012) [-]
defanged cobras kill nothing, they'll most likely die as the venom helps them digest their food and having their fangs ripped out tends to put them off their food and they'll starve
#64 to #63 - ZakyNine (11/14/2012) [-]
almost anything can kill people.
User avatar #65 to #64 - notevenmad (11/14/2012) [-]
just like cobras
#67 to #65 - ZakyNine (11/14/2012) [-]
so slapping any dog around is ok? I've heard of a dog that killed a person
#47 - xxskoolxx (11/13/2012) [-]
I saw this guy and is hot wife in person once....

...lets just say I haven't had a boner since
#43 - iwafafta (11/13/2012) [-]
I wonder how good he is at taming 'his' snake
#37 - janeedwards (11/13/2012) [-]
this just makes me sad, the snake was interested in the moving bag. no need to smack the hell out of his head. this is how you make animals aggressive
User avatar #96 to #37 - ihadtopickaname (11/14/2012) [-]
Plus,the cobras were defanged, and were no threat.
#56 to #37 - rmoran (11/14/2012) [-]
The snake tried to inflict a fatal wound, don't hit it or it'll make it aggressive!
User avatar #51 to #37 - thelastplatapus (11/14/2012) [-]
It may not respond to tone of voice and body language since it is a reptile, but every animal in existence understands if pain comes along with a certain action not to do it again (except lemmings. Those have got to be the dumbest ************* ever)
User avatar #39 to #37 - drldrl ONLINE (11/13/2012) [-]
It was trying to strike the bag thinking it was another animal, it was already aggressive.
The only way to stop it is to show you're dominant.
User avatar #61 to #39 - Biomortia (11/14/2012) [-]
What animals are you talking about? I'm assuming a wolf pack, little do people know an Alpha male of a wild wolf pack will not "punish" the other wolves, the only time this behavior is seen is those kept in captivity by zoo's or small wildlife preserves, only than will they attack other wolves, and this is only because they become super aggravated and territorial in small enclosures.

In a wild wolf-pack, the only time an Alpha male shows his dominance is when challenged by another wolf out of the pack, or if one challenges him within the pack.
User avatar #40 to #39 - bokkos (11/13/2012) [-]
Because reptiles respond to the mammalian action of asserting dominance. Smacking any type of reptile doesn't do anything; it may move out of the way to avoid damage, but it will not submit.
#53 to #40 - longboarding (11/14/2012) [-]
Why do you think that the alpha male beats the **** out of anyone who ***** with him? To get them to stop and realize he's the **** .
User avatar #41 to #40 - drldrl ONLINE (11/13/2012) [-]
I believe every creature knows what fear is.
User avatar #160 to #41 - bokkos (11/14/2012) [-]
Fear requires the formation of memories from experiences. The reptilian brain has literally no space to do so; only instinctual responses are available.
#46 to #41 - sovietpolandtwo (11/13/2012) [-]
Chuck Norris
#36 - savvz (11/13/2012) [-]
Takes a real man to smack around defanged snakes.

User avatar #35 - iloverapingmen (11/13/2012) [-]
Every time this **** is reposted, I always have to say that those snakes are defanged. Quit reposting this **** .
#34 - bakinboy (11/13/2012) [-]
Alpha as 						****
Alpha as ****
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