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#106 - novemberthreeone
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(11/08/2012) [-]
Jabba the hut count?
#95 - KayRed
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(11/08/2012) [-]
Maybe Porkins couldn't eject because he was too fat to fit out of the cockpit.
#97 to #95 - gritsreborn **User deleted account**
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#98 to #97 - KayRed
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(11/08/2012) [-]
The Expanded Universe covers that. I'm going to make myself looking horribly nerdy, but **** it. X-wing pilot suits are equipped with a personal magnetic containment field that envelopes the pilot once he goes EV. Still wouldn't last long, but has a fighting chance. (Got that from the X-wing series by Stackpole and Alliston, great ass books if you're looking for a good read).
#123 to #98 - CRosBY
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(11/08/2012) [-]
Love you random guy on the internet, love you.
#85 - kidsquicker
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(11/08/2012) [-]
Come on, he's not the only fat guy. Everyone knows that Darth Vader's chest panel doubled as a girdle.
Come on, he's not the only fat guy. Everyone knows that Darth Vader's chest panel doubled as a girdle.
#84 - hangchangpang
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(11/08/2012) [-]
well out of all the name they could chose like mit romney
#83 - ofwgbagelbites
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(11/08/2012) [-]
Porkins, yours is the lard that pierce the heavens.
#144 to #83 - bigassdolphin
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(11/08/2012) [-]
Porkins, believe in the me who believes in you!
#82 - apatheticalcare **User deleted account**
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(11/08/2012) [-]
why are fat people always made fun of? don't answer, it's rhetorical
why are fat people always made fun of? don't answer, it's rhetorical
#121 to #82 - anon
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(11/08/2012) [-]
you made me laugh good show sir!! (MERKONE)
#81 - TastyBurger
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(11/08/2012) [-]
To this day I still think Porkins is actually a diehard Star Wars fan who got a hold of a time machine, went back to '77, snuck onto the set of Star Wars and got in the movie...
#79 - vanoreo
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(11/08/2012) [-]
Just imagine how Muslims would've reacted if it was a Middle Eastern guy instead...
#74 - tiberioustyphr
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(11/08/2012) [-]
Red, standing by.
#73 - qchrisman
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(11/08/2012) [-]
OOOOHHHHH YYYEEEAAAHHH being fat!!!!
#70 - captinchikin
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(11/08/2012) [-]
Only fat guy in Star Wars, eh?
#94 to #70 - rambearclaw
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(11/08/2012) [-]
#69 - giustobuffo
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(11/08/2012) [-]
PORKINS!!! NOOOOOOO!!!
PORKINS!!! NOOOOOOO!!!
#67 - billybong
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(11/08/2012) [-]
Holy ****, I always thought it was Hawkins.... and that Porkins was just an inevitable joke....

starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Jek_Tono_Porkins
#137 to #67 - midgman
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(11/08/2012) [-]
They made an in-depth back story about Porkins?

Why am I not surprised by this?
#60 - sweateagle
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(11/08/2012) [-]
I would post the picture of T-Dog about his name, but it's still too soon.
I would post the picture of T-Dog about his name, but it's still too soon.
#48 - bdowns
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(11/08/2012) [-]
**bdowns rolled a random image posted in comment #50 at This Guy **
#40 - gravyseal
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(11/08/2012) [-]
No...Porkins stay back!

I hope at least 1 person gets it...
#44 to #40 - CloudNova
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(11/08/2012) [-]
Naruto Abridged! i got it ;)
Naruto Abridged! i got it ;)
#46 to #44 - gravyseal
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(11/08/2012) [-]
Excellent
Excellent
#42 to #40 - syrialsin
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(11/08/2012) [-]
Someone needs to make a gif where Gaara's sand shield denies someone and tosses them away, and add BACK THE **** UP to it. That would be a nice addition to my reactions folder.
#35 - knowitallfourtytwo
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(11/08/2012) [-]
Jabba the Hutt
#24 - localbees
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(11/07/2012) [-]
My avatar has been Porkins for a long time.
He's my favorite character.
#31 to #24 - junkmanrs
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(11/08/2012) [-]
Curious that your favourite character has like three lines, but whatever, if he makes you happy.
#63 to #31 - localbees
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(11/08/2012) [-]
I like him because he's awesome? He actually has a rather elaborate backstory. Just like literally everything in star wars.
#96 to #63 - KayRed
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(11/08/2012) [-]
Wedge is my favorite movie character for the same reason.
#164 to #96 - atma
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(11/08/2012) [-]
It's weird seeing that name all by its lonesome.
#117 to #96 - localbees
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(11/08/2012) [-]
I really like the X-Wing series of books
#66 to #63 - junkmanrs
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(11/08/2012) [-]
I guess i didn't consider the expanded universe, my bad!
#22 - lametitan
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(11/07/2012) [-]
Don't worry    
Mario will avenge your death!
Don't worry
Mario will avenge your death!