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#92 - genericnewfag (11/07/2012) [-]
URANUS
User avatar #87 - connormccloud (11/07/2012) [-]
Apparently men go to Jupiter to get more stupider
while women go to Venus due to their lack of a penis.

life lessons from the 3rd grade
User avatar #114 to #87 - thegirlyoudespise (11/07/2012) [-]
I learned it as
Boy go to jupiter to get more stupider
girls go to college to get more knowledge.
User avatar #118 to #114 - albeit (11/07/2012) [-]
I knew it as, "Girls go to Jupiter to get more stupider. Boys go to Mars to get more candy bars"
User avatar #86 - Chuckaholic (11/07/2012) [-]
Earth isn't 71% water, that's the surface. There is way more land than water overall, then there's the magma, and the outer core and inner core. Earth is about 0.02% water.
#101 to #86 - wacemindu (11/07/2012) [-]
It's all about percentage cover from space as you look at the planets surface, stop being pedantic and trying to act smart because you just come across as a prick.
It's all about percentage cover from space as you look at the planets surface, stop being pedantic and trying to act smart because you just come across as a prick.
User avatar #149 to #101 - Chuckaholic (11/07/2012) [-]
If I put the Dwight "false" picture I'm sure so many more people would deem it acceptable.
User avatar #156 to #149 - wacemindu (11/08/2012) [-]
Possibly, but then it would be more humorous and less of you trying to seem smart.
User avatar #111 to #101 - whodeargaydear (11/07/2012) [-]
Thank you!
User avatar #94 to #86 - whodeargaydear (11/07/2012) [-]
The post is about the surfaces of the planets...

God -_-
User avatar #95 to #94 - Chuckaholic (11/07/2012) [-]
Where does it state that? Nowhere. He said earth was 71% water, which is untrue. He never said Earth's surface was 71%.
User avatar #112 to #95 - whodeargaydear (11/07/2012) [-]
So, where does it state that it's everything other than the surface, hmm?
User avatar #96 to #95 - whodeargaydear (11/07/2012) [-]
You mean she. I know what I was planning when making this post.
Going off all the other planets I'm talking about the surfaces.

Uranus has a gas surface but an icy core, I didn't mention the core did I? No. It was she surface.
User avatar #99 to #96 - Chuckaholic (11/07/2012) [-]
Well it was phrased wrong. And I don't really care if it's a he/she/Thai what it said was Earth 71% water without mentioning surface. I didn't care that much I was just pointing out a fact that some people might not have known.

Also you accidentally the last sentence.
User avatar #151 to #131 - Chuckaholic (11/07/2012) [-]
That applies to me? I guess so, I'd say more to OP, my remark wasn't meant to cause an argument but she got really defensive over her content. We both do look stupid, that I acknowledge.
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User avatar #150 to #127 - Chuckaholic (11/07/2012) [-]
To be buzz killington it would imply that the joke was funny in the first place. Seriously though, Uranus and gas jokes were made when I was 8. I didn't find it funny so I decided to post a comment stating a fact, that I found interesting, as I had nothing else to do. OP took it a lot worse than I expected, I wasn't even trying to call her out, I was just making a remark, she got extremely defensive for some reason.
User avatar #108 to #99 - whodeargaydear (11/07/2012) [-]
I corrected my mistake.

Also, you should care what I am because it makes your statement wrong. Also, nowhere is it phrased that it's everything other than the surface.
I would of thought it was obvious with the lack of detail into it.
User avatar #97 to #96 - whodeargaydear (11/07/2012) [-]
the*
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#69 - vladhellsing (11/07/2012) [-]
Jupiter.

Not a single Jew.

Why?

Gas planet.
#129 to #69 - virtigo (11/07/2012) [-]
Because no human being can survive on a planet full of gas.
#81 to #69 - anonymous (11/07/2012) [-]
oh you
User avatar #65 - A Pickle (11/07/2012) [-]
Venus 100% desert? Bitch please

There's massive volcanoes everywhere on that shit
#64 - anonymous (11/07/2012) [-]
Stupid americans..... Our planet is not called Earth. But Tellus ...... GAWD
#117 to #64 - ilovegir (11/07/2012) [-]
Because every country other than The United States calls Earth "Tellus".
Because every country other than The United States calls Earth "Tellus".
User avatar #98 to #64 - therealtotodile (11/07/2012) [-]
Obvious troll is obvious, but That's the English language. America didn't invent the English language...
User avatar #66 to #64 - shunketsu (11/07/2012) [-]
Which is latin for.........
earth
User avatar #76 to #66 - ludislavonac (11/07/2012) [-]
Tera is the latin term for earth
User avatar #79 to #76 - shunketsu (11/07/2012) [-]
It's either Terra, Terra Mater or Tellus, which is the latin name for Mother Earth
User avatar #89 to #79 - connormccloud (11/07/2012) [-]
Gaia?
User avatar #93 to #89 - shunketsu (11/07/2012) [-]
Tellus is roman, Gaia is greek
User avatar #83 to #79 - ludislavonac (11/07/2012) [-]
My mistake, Terra is term mostly used for the planet Earth, while the terms solum and humus are used for land and soil
User avatar #70 to #66 - tonkkax (11/07/2012) [-]
Tellus is the line that follows the other planets named after greek god things.
User avatar #71 to #70 - shunketsu (11/07/2012) [-]
Greek god things... Don't remember a planet called Zeus. Learn your shit before you post.
User avatar #113 to #71 - senseofpurpose (11/07/2012) [-]
well he is pretty much correct, all those names are the "Romanized" versions of the Greek gods.
User avatar #115 to #113 - shunketsu (11/07/2012) [-]
Well yea ok, they are greek gods in essence
User avatar #75 to #71 - tonkkax (11/07/2012) [-]
Neptune is a god, Mars is a god, Venus is a god, Mercury is a god (the singer too), Only mistake i made is that i referred to them as Greek gods because they are more Roman.

So don't you be all "learn your shit" like a whiny little bitch on me nigger.
#63 - predakinghc (11/07/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #48 - cscamper **User deleted account** (11/07/2012) [-]
should be 100% gas, 40% lube

don't hurt me...


no more
User avatar #56 to #48 - bitchplzzz (11/07/2012) [-]
WHAT IS LUV?
User avatar #49 to #48 - plumotje (11/07/2012) [-]
140% planet!
#42 - Flarius (11/07/2012) [-]
Well, That's like asking, why was Monday called Monday, and Tuesday called Tuesday? It's just a name, doesn't have to make sense for everything. Besides, pretty sure 99% of the planets are named after Greek/Roman gods. So, they're names are relevant since they're in the sky like gods.
User avatar #44 to #42 - nucularwar (11/07/2012) [-]
Same reason the days are called what they are (after Norse gods by the way, today is Odin's Day!) mostly tradition.
#45 to #44 - Flarius (11/07/2012) [-]
Wednesday is a Norse god? I need to wiki this shiet.
User avatar #47 to #45 - nucularwar (11/07/2012) [-]
Odin's Day => Woden's day => Wednesday.
Tomorrow is Thor's day, followed by Freya's day. Sunday and Monday are Sun Day and Moon Day though.
#51 to #47 - Flarius (11/07/2012) [-]
Found a website that explains it.
User avatar #52 to #51 - nucularwar (11/07/2012) [-]
sweet, what is it? I'm saying this from the back of my head, vaguely remember it being in a history book in 6th Grade but I'd like to know some more info
#54 to #52 - Flarius (11/07/2012) [-]
http://www.crowl.org/lawrence/time/days.html

Cheers mate.
User avatar #55 to #54 - nucularwar (11/07/2012) [-]
sweet, I never knew where the Saturday came from. learn something new every day.
User avatar #38 - angryman (11/07/2012) [-]
earth - called so because of the small amount of water resting on a large amount of rock and mantle...so pretty accurate i say
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User avatar #46 to #38 - ZoMfgRoflMaoLOL (11/07/2012) [-]
Yep. Its only the surface of the earth that is 71% water, but I think everyone knew that, pretty obvious hehe :P
User avatar #59 to #46 - angryman (11/07/2012) [-]
an attempt at being sarcastic...i need to work on it...
User avatar #41 to #38 - whodeargaydear (11/07/2012) [-]
Yes but why Earth?

You may have missed the point. Uranus is gas and it's linked to people's anus' that release gas.
User avatar #37 - SinniS (11/07/2012) [-]
could be a stupid question but i know nothing about the space and such BUT if Uranus is really made of gas, is it flammable?
#40 to #37 - whodeargaydear (11/07/2012) [-]
Well that depends on what gas it's made out of.   
It's made out of methane, hydrogen and helium.   
Therefore, Uranus is quite a flammable place!   
Can't wait for the Sun to explode near it or a burning meteor to hit.
Well that depends on what gas it's made out of.
It's made out of methane, hydrogen and helium.
Therefore, Uranus is quite a flammable place!
Can't wait for the Sun to explode near it or a burning meteor to hit.
User avatar #43 to #40 - uwbymannen (11/07/2012) [-]
What if you could send a rocket to Uranus and let it explode. Will the planet burn out or what?
I know this is a retarded question.
User avatar #78 to #43 - FrogsOfTheSea ONLINE (11/07/2012) [-]
Possibly, however you would need some kind of oxidizing agent in order to get it to actually burn, since the atmosphere of Uranus has very little oxygen.
User avatar #58 to #43 - whodeargaydear (11/07/2012) [-]
I have no idea...

It might explode and kill us all.
Who knows?

But the rocket has to set fire first.
#34 - anonymous (11/07/2012) [-]
venus isnt a desert though.... its volcanos n shit
#32 - anonymous (11/07/2012) [-]
but... the name of the earth is Tellus! :(
User avatar #73 to #32 - nightmarecorpse (11/07/2012) [-]
71% water, 29% land, 0% phone company. Called Tellus.
User avatar #33 to #32 - whodeargaydear (11/07/2012) [-]
Well it still makes no difference.
User avatar #30 to #29 - whodeargaydear (11/07/2012) [-]
Why...
User avatar #35 to #30 - churrundo (11/07/2012) [-]
because gas
User avatar #36 to #35 - whodeargaydear (11/07/2012) [-]
I knew that was coming.
User avatar #170 to #36 - resolo (11/13/2012) [-]
I jew*
User avatar #31 to #30 - resolo (11/07/2012) [-]
I searching for this for 3 weeks and i was too STUPID to write hitlerious in google i am using it because i love it
User avatar #26 - dominikq (11/07/2012) [-]
Uranus 100% Gas. Planet made of farts.
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User avatar #19 - bostpost ONLINE (11/07/2012) [-]
that moment when you know that Uranus has a icy metal core underneath it's huge atmosphere.
User avatar #21 to #19 - whodeargaydear (11/07/2012) [-]
So, then to be correct, it's like a dead body, cold and icy, which is still releasing it's gases.
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