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#92 - genericnewfag
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(11/07/2012) [-]
URANUS
#87 - connormccloud
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(11/07/2012) [-]
Apparently men go to Jupiter to get more stupider
while women go to Venus due to their lack of a penis.

life lessons from the 3rd grade
#114 to #87 - thegirlyoudespise
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(11/07/2012) [-]
I learned it as
Boy go to jupiter to get more stupider
girls go to college to get more knowledge.
#118 to #114 - albeit
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I knew it as, "Girls go to Jupiter to get more stupider. Boys go to Mars to get more candy bars"
#86 - Chuckaholic
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(11/07/2012) [-]
Earth isn't 71% water, that's the surface. There is way more land than water overall, then there's the magma, and the outer core and inner core. Earth is about 0.02% water.
#101 to #86 - wacemindu
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It's all about percentage cover from space as you look at the planets surface, stop being pedantic and trying to act smart because you just come across as a prick.
It's all about percentage cover from space as you look at the planets surface, stop being pedantic and trying to act smart because you just come across as a prick.
#149 to #101 - Chuckaholic
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If I put the Dwight "false" picture I'm sure so many more people would deem it acceptable.
#156 to #149 - wacemindu
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(11/08/2012) [-]
Possibly, but then it would be more humorous and less of you trying to seem smart.
#111 to #101 - whodeargaydear [OP]
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(11/07/2012) [-]
Thank you!
#94 to #86 - whodeargaydear [OP]
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(11/07/2012) [-]
The post is about the surfaces of the planets...

God -_-
#95 to #94 - Chuckaholic
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Where does it state that? Nowhere. He said earth was 71% water, which is untrue. He never said Earth's surface was 71%.
#112 to #95 - whodeargaydear [OP]
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(11/07/2012) [-]
So, where does it state that it's everything other than the surface, hmm?
#96 to #95 - whodeargaydear [OP]
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(11/07/2012) [-]
You mean she. I know what I was planning when making this post.
Going off all the other planets I'm talking about the surfaces.

Uranus has a gas surface but an icy core, I didn't mention the core did I? No. It was she surface.
#99 to #96 - Chuckaholic
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Well it was phrased wrong. And I don't really care if it's a he/she/Thai what it said was Earth 71% water without mentioning surface. I didn't care that much I was just pointing out a fact that some people might not have known.

Also you accidentally the last sentence.
#131 to #99 - wacemindu
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#151 to #131 - Chuckaholic
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That applies to me? I guess so, I'd say more to OP, my remark wasn't meant to cause an argument but she got really defensive over her content. We both do look stupid, that I acknowledge.
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#150 to #127 - Chuckaholic
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To be buzz killington it would imply that the joke was funny in the first place. Seriously though, Uranus and gas jokes were made when I was 8. I didn't find it funny so I decided to post a comment stating a fact, that I found interesting, as I had nothing else to do. OP took it a lot worse than I expected, I wasn't even trying to call her out, I was just making a remark, she got extremely defensive for some reason.
#108 to #99 - whodeargaydear [OP]
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I corrected my mistake.

Also, you should care what I am because it makes your statement wrong. Also, nowhere is it phrased that it's everything other than the surface.
I would of thought it was obvious with the lack of detail into it.
#97 to #96 - whodeargaydear [OP]
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the*
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#69 - vladhellsing
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(11/07/2012) [-]
Jupiter.

Not a single Jew.

Why?

Gas planet.
#129 to #69 - virtigo
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(11/07/2012) [-]
Because no human being can survive on a planet full of gas.
#81 to #69 - anon
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(11/07/2012) [-]
oh you
#82 to #81 - vladhellsing
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#68 - spankidanki
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#65 - A Pickle
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(11/07/2012) [-]
Venus 100% desert? Bitch please

There's massive volcanoes everywhere on that ****
#64 - anon
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(11/07/2012) [-]
Stupid americans..... Our planet is not called Earth. But Tellus ...... GAWD
#117 to #64 - ilovegir
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(11/07/2012) [-]
Because every country other than The United States calls Earth "Tellus".
Because every country other than The United States calls Earth "Tellus".
#98 to #64 - therealtotodile
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(11/07/2012) [-]
Obvious troll is obvious, but That's the English language. America didn't invent the English language...
#66 to #64 - shunketsu
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(11/07/2012) [-]
Which is latin for.........
earth
#76 to #66 - ludislavonac
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(11/07/2012) [-]
Tera is the latin term for earth
#79 to #76 - shunketsu
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(11/07/2012) [-]
It's either Terra, Terra Mater or Tellus, which is the latin name for Mother Earth
#89 to #79 - connormccloud
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(11/07/2012) [-]
Gaia?
#93 to #89 - shunketsu
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Tellus is roman, Gaia is greek
#83 to #79 - ludislavonac
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(11/07/2012) [-]
My mistake, Terra is term mostly used for the planet Earth, while the terms solum and humus are used for land and soil
#70 to #66 - tonkkax
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(11/07/2012) [-]
Tellus is the line that follows the other planets named after greek god things.
#71 to #70 - shunketsu
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(11/07/2012) [-]
Greek god things... Don't remember a planet called Zeus. Learn your **** before you post.
#113 to #71 - senseofpurpose
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well he is pretty much correct, all those names are the "Romanized" versions of the Greek gods.
#115 to #113 - shunketsu
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Well yea ok, they are greek gods in essence
#75 to #71 - tonkkax
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Neptune is a god, Mars is a god, Venus is a god, Mercury is a god (the singer too), Only mistake i made is that i referred to them as Greek gods because they are more Roman.

So don't you be all "learn your ****" like a whiny little bitch on me ******.
#63 - predakinghc
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(11/07/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
#48 - cscamper **User deleted account**
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(11/07/2012) [-]
should be 100% gas, 40% lube

don't hurt me...


no more
#56 to #48 - bitchplzzz
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(11/07/2012) [-]
WHAT IS LUV?
#49 to #48 - plumotje
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(11/07/2012) [-]
140% planet!
#42 - Flarius
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Well, That's like asking, why was Monday called Monday, and Tuesday called Tuesday? It's just a name, doesn't have to make sense for everything. Besides, pretty sure 99% of the planets are named after Greek/Roman gods. So, they're names are relevant since they're in the sky like gods.
#44 to #42 - nucularwar
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(11/07/2012) [-]
Same reason the days are called what they are (after Norse gods by the way, today is Odin's Day!) mostly tradition.
#45 to #44 - Flarius
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Wednesday is a Norse god? I need to wiki this shiet.
#47 to #45 - nucularwar
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Odin's Day => Woden's day => Wednesday.
Tomorrow is Thor's day, followed by Freya's day. Sunday and Monday are Sun Day and Moon Day though.
#51 to #47 - Flarius
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(11/07/2012) [-]
Found a website that explains it.
#52 to #51 - nucularwar
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sweet, what is it? I'm saying this from the back of my head, vaguely remember it being in a history book in 6th Grade but I'd like to know some more info
#54 to #52 - Flarius
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(11/07/2012) [-]
http://www.crowl.org/lawrence/time/days.html

Cheers mate.
#55 to #54 - nucularwar
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sweet, I never knew where the Saturday came from. learn something new every day.
#38 - angryman ONLINE
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(11/07/2012) [-]
earth - called so because of the small amount of water resting on a large amount of rock and mantle...so pretty accurate i say
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#46 to #38 - ZoMfgRoflMaoLOL
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Yep. Its only the surface of the earth that is 71% water, but I think everyone knew that, pretty obvious hehe :P
#59 to #46 - angryman ONLINE
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(11/07/2012) [-]
an attempt at being sarcastic...i need to work on it...
#41 to #38 - whodeargaydear [OP]
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(11/07/2012) [-]
Yes but why Earth?

You may have missed the point. Uranus is gas and it's linked to people's anus' that release gas.
#37 - SinniS
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could be a stupid question but i know nothing about the space and such BUT if Uranus is really made of gas, is it flammable?
#40 to #37 - whodeargaydear [OP]
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Well that depends on what gas it's made out of.   
It's made out of methane, hydrogen and helium.   
Therefore, Uranus is quite a flammable place!   
Can't wait for the Sun to explode near it or a burning meteor to hit.
Well that depends on what gas it's made out of.
It's made out of methane, hydrogen and helium.
Therefore, Uranus is quite a flammable place!
Can't wait for the Sun to explode near it or a burning meteor to hit.
#43 to #40 - uwbymannen
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What if you could send a rocket to Uranus and let it explode. Will the planet burn out or what?
I know this is a retarded question.
#78 to #43 - FrogsOfTheSea
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Possibly, however you would need some kind of oxidizing agent in order to get it to actually burn, since the atmosphere of Uranus has very little oxygen.
#58 to #43 - whodeargaydear [OP]
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I have no idea...

It might explode and kill us all.
Who knows?

But the rocket has to set fire first.
#34 - anon
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(11/07/2012) [-]
venus isnt a desert though.... its volcanos n ****
#32 - anon
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(11/07/2012) [-]
but... the name of the earth is Tellus! :(
#73 to #32 - nightmarecorpse
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71% water, 29% land, 0% phone company. Called Tellus.
#33 to #32 - whodeargaydear [OP]
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Well it still makes no difference.
#29 - resolo
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#30 to #29 - whodeargaydear [OP]
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Why...
#35 to #30 - churrundo
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because gas
#36 to #35 - whodeargaydear [OP]
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(11/07/2012) [-]
I knew that was coming.
#170 to #36 - resolo
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(11/13/2012) [-]
I jew*
#31 to #30 - resolo
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I searching for this for 3 weeks and i was too STUPID to write hitlerious in google i am using it because i love it
#26 - dominikq
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(11/07/2012) [-]
Uranus 100% Gas. Planet made of farts.
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#19 - bostpost
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(11/07/2012) [-]
that moment when you know that Uranus has a icy metal core underneath it's huge atmosphere.
#21 to #19 - whodeargaydear [OP]
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So, then to be correct, it's like a dead body, cold and icy, which is still releasing it's gases.