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#35 - headshotlol
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(11/04/2012) [-]
how i react when i hear the door bell ring on my toilet
how i react when i hear the door bell ring on my toilet
#49 to #35 - whysodamnserious **User deleted account**
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#55 to #49 - allcontent
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(11/04/2012) [-]
He is implying that when he hears the doorbell ring, while he is on the toilet,
he run with pants down to get it.

What are you? a ******* 7 year old?
#33 - sgartgirl
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(11/04/2012) [-]
Creepers outside our doors.
Creepers outside our doors.
#32 - skuser
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(11/04/2012) [-]
Then you **** a brick!
Surprise ************!
#31 - thethread ONLINE
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(11/04/2012) [-]
Door to door Grilled Cheese give away, anyone home? Guess not. Looks like the next guy gets two.
Door to door Grilled Cheese give away, anyone home? Guess not. Looks like the next guy gets two.
#29 - PenguinsOfMars
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(11/04/2012) [-]
Some creepy lady kept coming to my house when I first moved in and it was always when I was home alone. Come to find out the people that used to live there were getting served by 3 different people.
#27 - SubjectThree
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(11/03/2012) [-]
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#30 to #27 - Ninernsu
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(11/04/2012) [-]
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#26 - yomommasofat
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#25 - thetattooedone
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(11/03/2012) [-]
I ignore any and all door knockers.
#18 - Jmo
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#17 - josieabby
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(11/03/2012) [-]
It's just Chang.
It's just Chang.
#15 - bme
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#16 to #15 - theatomicflounder
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(11/03/2012) [-]
wrong post, bro.
#21 to #16 - bme
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(11/03/2012) [-]
lol high as **** posting on the wrong pic and ****. thanks.
#22 to #21 - theatomicflounder
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(11/03/2012) [-]
np.
#13 - idoliam
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(11/03/2012) [-]
I used to open the door to Jehovah Witnesses to be polite. Then one day I had a guy posing as a Jehovah's Witness and try to come into my house. I said no and he pushed the door open and I fell backwards. That's when my dog popped out from around the corner. He was a pit bull, but he had never bitten anybody nor had he shown any signs of aggression. However, that guy didn't think twice about trying to come in and he bolted.
#39 to #13 - mikepetru [OP]
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(11/04/2012) [-]
lol I read "my dog pooped out from around the corner."
lol I read "my dog pooped out from around the corner."
#11 - RonaldRegan
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(11/03/2012) [-]
MFW
#28 to #11 - iwanttousenumbers
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(11/03/2012) [-]
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#9 - comradegeneral ONLINE
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(11/03/2012) [-]
Go away Stranger.
#6 - anonymouzx
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(11/03/2012) [-]
That happened to me a while ago. It was some soldiers...WHAT DID THEY WANT?!
#5 - ironsoul
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(11/03/2012) [-]
I just answer the door naked. That usually makes them go away.
#12 to #5 - theghostrider
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(11/03/2012) [-]
What if the guy is actually a rapist?
#74 to #12 - ironsoul
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(11/04/2012) [-]
I weigh 250 pounds (not all of which is fat) and am uglier than sin. Nobody wants to have sex with me, not even my girlfriend.
#14 to #12 - ShaunG
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(11/03/2012) [-]
Win/win situation
#4 - landrower
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(11/03/2012) [-]
and i just don't give a ****.
grow up.
#3 - supersqueegee
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(11/03/2012) [-]
Whenever I hear the doorbell ring when I'm home alone, I run up stairs and yell, "I DON'T NEED YOUR PAMPHLETS!"

Alpha as hell
#2 - maidenmk
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(11/03/2012) [-]
I usually stick my head out of a window to hide my home-alone porn watching erection.
#1 - sporc
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(11/03/2012) [-]
I usually look around and see if I have any items which I could use to kill them with near me.