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#74 - jippoman
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(10/25/2012) [-]
Top 4 posts are reposts..... HALLELUJAH! HOLY ****!

that was a griswold reference
#79 to #74 - alfjnn
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(10/25/2012) [-]
Griswald*

And yes.
#72 - richardastley
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(10/25/2012) [-]
Why wouldn't Wal-Mart let him shop there just for telling the cashier a lie?
#71 - darkjustifier
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(10/25/2012) [-]
#68 - ragingflamingos
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(10/25/2012) [-]
This amuses William Walrus!
#66 - darkrighteosnight
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(10/25/2012) [-]
Lady- "Do you have a dog?"

You- "No, I have an elephant."

Me- "Her's your sign."
#56 - stripeygreenhat
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(10/25/2012) [-]
"What, did she think I have an elephant or something?"

Or, you know, she was trying to strike up a conversation. Maybe cause she thought you were cute or she's just awkward and wants to be friendly.
#81 to #56 - anon
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(10/25/2012) [-]
He's retired.
#89 to #81 - choclategum
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(10/25/2012) [-]
Are you implying that retired people can't still get the goodies?
Are you implying that retired people can't still get the goodies?
#88 to #81 - anon
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(10/25/2012) [-]
doesn't mean he can't be sexy...maybe he's a retired porn star
#53 - enragedanon
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(10/25/2012) [-]
I ******* hate this post. Even if this were true, why would you be such a dick over some meaningless small talk?
#108 to #53 - trollgoodness
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(10/25/2012) [-]
what meme is this?
#83 to #53 - swagbot
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(10/25/2012) [-]
Holy ****, man! It's a ******* joke...
#78 to #53 - corundum
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(10/25/2012) [-]
It's just a way of ******* with someone. She didn't necessarily do anything to deserve it.
#57 to #53 - murdershy
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(10/25/2012) [-]
Because, People are ******* stupid. Everyone has their own way of dealing with it. This person's way was sarcasm and smart assery (Too bad it's not a word). I share this same way of dealing with it. It is a lot easier than holding back your hatred towards idiots until you explode.
Because, People are ******* stupid. Everyone has their own way of dealing with it. This person's way was sarcasm and smart assery (Too bad it's not a word). I share this same way of dealing with it. It is a lot easier than holding back your hatred towards idiots until you explode.
#58 to #57 - Jowi
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(10/25/2012) [-]
implying you stand up for yourself at all
#59 to #58 - murdershy
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(10/25/2012) [-]
>implying you know me at all or anything that has to do with my life.

Don't assume, you'll make an ass out of "u" and me
#63 to #59 - murdershy
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(10/25/2012) [-]
It's not a come back, simply a saying. And why would I care what anyone thinks? I simply put in my two cents about this post (which is the point of enabling comments on content) and I got thumbed down for it and told that I can't stand up for myself? It seems to me that the one here who should feel stupid is you sir. Because you have to try and feel superior by bringing some one else down to your pathetic level so you can feel better about yourself. So good going their buddy. I could do this all night too, so just keep it coming. I got off of work a few hours ago and I'm fueled to go.    
   
MFW you still bother me with your existence
It's not a come back, simply a saying. And why would I care what anyone thinks? I simply put in my two cents about this post (which is the point of enabling comments on content) and I got thumbed down for it and told that I can't stand up for myself? It seems to me that the one here who should feel stupid is you sir. Because you have to try and feel superior by bringing some one else down to your pathetic level so you can feel better about yourself. So good going their buddy. I could do this all night too, so just keep it coming. I got off of work a few hours ago and I'm fueled to go.

MFW you still bother me with your existence
#60 to #59 - Jowi
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(10/25/2012) [-]
that's the ******* stupidest come back ever. For a start the fact you claim this to a stranger on the internet pretty much guarantees you don't and secondly, I'm aiming to make an ass out of you
#110 to #60 - goochmaster
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(10/25/2012) [-]
Judging by these red thumbs, it seems that YOU, good sir, are the ass.
#65 to #60 - murdershy
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(10/25/2012) [-]
mfw I accidently replied to my own reply.
mfw I accidently replied to my own reply.
#51 - mariasaturnina
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(10/25/2012) [-]
the ladies face when...
the ladies face when...
#42 - FlawlessxLawless
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(10/25/2012) [-]
This same story is all over facebook. Except that the ending ends saying something like "yeah i'll admit I copied it, but you should too, and show your friends." The fact that you changed the ending pretty much showed that you're a like-whore that doesn't like to admit you didn't come up with the joke.
#41 - aurron
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(10/25/2012) [-]
I can't be the only person that does not see the same person in Walmart twice.
#40 - kensislayer
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(10/25/2012) [-]
I work at walmart and old people buy dog food for ******* squirrels,raccons,cats, and even a ******* cougar i **** you not
#38 - DanLacasky
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(10/25/2012) [-]
Must've been ruff
#30 - mexicansylar
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(10/25/2012) [-]
mfw dog named jake
mfw dog named jake
#33 to #30 - thatguythatlaughs
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(10/25/2012) [-]
alternate jake reaction picture    
in case you didnt have it
alternate jake reaction picture
in case you didnt have it
#37 to #33 - mexicansylar
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(10/25/2012) [-]
sweet! thanks!
sweet! thanks!
#29 - gardenmanly
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(10/25/2012) [-]
A retired person with a dog named Jake?!?!

I want to be your friend
#28 - dragonzard
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(10/25/2012) [-]
This is too long,
aint no one got time fo dat!
#23 - stigman **User deleted account**
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(10/25/2012) [-]
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#24 to #23 - spawnconnery ONLINE
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(10/25/2012) [-]
You should
#48 to #24 - themastertroller ONLINE
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(10/25/2012) [-]
wat
#52 to #48 - spawnconnery ONLINE
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(10/25/2012) [-]
He should read it.
#54 to #52 - themastertroller ONLINE
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(10/25/2012) [-]
gif took years to load, sorry
#55 to #54 - spawnconnery ONLINE
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(10/25/2012) [-]
No problem, tis all good.
#20 - bdowns
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(10/25/2012) [-]
**bdowns rolled a random image posted in comment #1033464 at Item Discussion ** when I shop at walmart
#17 - abovelawl
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(10/25/2012) [-]
retired people don't use facebook
retired people don't use facebook
#45 to #17 - misticalz
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(10/25/2012) [-]
I'm just going to dump Ariana now.
I'm just going to dump Ariana now.
#46 to #45 - misticalz
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(10/25/2012) [-]
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#47 to #46 - misticalz
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#49 to #47 - misticalz
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(10/25/2012) [-]
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#50 to #49 - misticalz
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(10/25/2012) [-]
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#39 to #17 - aurron
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(10/25/2012) [-]
Ignored the comment got insta boner from the Gif.
#36 to #17 - ooants
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(10/25/2012) [-]
Tell that to my grandmother.
#26 to #17 - stigman **User deleted account**
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#22 to #17 - floofy
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(10/25/2012) [-]
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#19 to #17 - bdowns
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(10/25/2012) [-]
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#15 - Karlmarxx
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(10/24/2012) [-]
#16 to #15 - ragged
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(10/25/2012) [-]
Watched the season finale yesterday. Surprised they went with such a cliffhanger. Then I watched the episode showing the relationship between Marceline and The Ice King...feels.
Watched the season finale yesterday. Surprised they went with such a cliffhanger. Then I watched the episode showing the relationship between Marceline and The Ice King...feels.
#14 - iRetaliate
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(10/24/2012) [-]
The Internet: The only place on Earth where you can be banned from locations for being sarcastic.
The Internet: The only place on Earth where you can be banned from locations for being sarcastic.
#25 to #14 - spawnconnery ONLINE
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(10/25/2012) [-]
Actually apparently it can happen at Wal Mart too
#116 to #25 - nickypickle
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(10/25/2012) [-]
do you not even... ARRRGHGDRHGRHGRHGHRG
do you not even... ARRRGHGDRHGRHGRHGHRG
#117 to #116 - spawnconnery ONLINE
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(10/25/2012) [-]
.... It was a joke, albeit a crappy attempt at one...