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#19 - gorgonzolarolla
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(10/21/2012) [-]
#292 to #19 - xtrem
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(10/22/2012) [-]
oh the lolis
too bad she's 3dpd
#208 to #19 - lambocj
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#200 to #19 - freddabucket
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#180 to #19 - friendlysniff
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#79 to #19 - archonlb
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#69 to #19 - Benmc
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(10/21/2012) [-]
*sigh* damnit... *unzips pants*
#138 to #69 - icytime
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#60 to #19 - lucianakira
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#50 to #19 - bloodmachine
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(10/21/2012) [-]
you gross ******* pervert
#48 to #19 - bloodmachine
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#42 to #19 - uthannes
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(10/21/2012) [-]
seriously though thats ****** up
#24 to #19 - CptSoapMacTavish
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#17 - runeception
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(10/21/2012) [-]
>me last thursday
>going to cinema with 4 of my friends and watch taken 2
>friends go over to random girl and say hey
>they know her, I dont
>tell her my name and just converse
>get number randomly
>been with her everyday since then
>get laid 3 times
>soon to be gf
oh and shes an 7/10
#101 to #17 - ilovesalad
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#54 to #17 - kidsquicker
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#45 to #17 - redfacekid
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(10/21/2012) [-]
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#40 to #17 - mrcrowleysr
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(10/21/2012) [-]
>get laid 3 times   
>soon to be gf   
   
 that last part killed it, cmon bro, we both know you don't even go out
>get laid 3 times
>soon to be gf

that last part killed it, cmon bro, we both know you don't even go out
#35 to #17 - pinkiepiethecunt
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(10/21/2012) [-]
atleast you both got something in commom
watching **** movies
yeah i said it and what
#28 to #17 - pianoasis
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(10/21/2012) [-]
>yfw this is the theater
#30 to #28 - runeception
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(10/21/2012) [-]
where is my face?
#31 to #30 - pianoasis
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(10/21/2012) [-]
#33 to #31 - runeception
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(10/21/2012) [-]
this is actually my face.
#32 to #31 - runeception
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(10/21/2012) [-]
thanks :)
#18 to #17 - snask
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(10/21/2012) [-]
**snask rolled user xnotcreative **
>me laying in my bed with computer
>on funnyjunk
>go through lots of pictures
>reach comment section on one of them
>See this comment
>call ********.
#55 to #18 - xnotcreative
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(10/21/2012) [-]
You called?
#59 to #55 - snask
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(10/21/2012) [-]
back me up man!
#63 to #59 - xnotcreative
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(10/21/2012) [-]
>Come back from store
>Get on FunnyJunk like I always do after coming home
>Someone rolled me...
>Holy ****... SOMEONE ROLLED ME!!
>Ask the person who rolled me what he wanted
>He asks me to back him up
>... wuh?
>Back him up how...
>How do I use these ">" thingies...
>WHAT AM I DOING!!
>ALWIERUALWIUEALIWUEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
#20 to #18 - runeception
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(10/21/2012) [-]
>touching my dick while watching some TV show
>get notification on FJ
>check it out
>says that my true story is ********
>dont really care but feel like I have to respond
>good day m8
can provide our texts for proof, but its in norwegian and turkish (we are both norwegian and white, but we both know how to speak turkish)
#21 to #20 - snask
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(10/21/2012) [-]
**snask rolls 85**
>Sitting about to light up
>Notice I get a notification on FJ
>Its a reply to my comment
>find out this norwegian is hitting on me by telling me how he is touching himself
>sit in corner and cry.


>Good day to you as well sir. I, myself is danish but believe your story, only that she is a 4/10 though.
#77 to #21 - derpycheezenizle
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(10/21/2012) [-]
>sitting on my ****** ******* computer
>see funny post
>decide to go through comments
>see two faggots arguing whether a story id true or not with ******* greentext stores
>little do they know that the're on funnyjunk and greentext doesn't exist on here
>more evidence that funnyjunk has been sucking the long dick of /b/ lately
>make another ****** ******* comment in regards to their ****** ******* comments

moral of the story: funnyjunk is starting to suck and is not only stealing content, but are pretending they are on a different site. either go to /b/, or stop ******* acting lke you're already there.

inb4 butthurt
#299 to #77 - snask
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(10/22/2012) [-]
you used the ">" yourself. You don't make any sense man.





Walls made out of bricks are great
#303 to #299 - derpycheezenizle
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(10/23/2012) [-]
">make another ****** ******* comment in regards to their ****** ******* comments"

You don't know how to read, ******.
#22 to #21 - runeception
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(10/21/2012) [-]
girl on the right, oh and this pic was taken in september 2011, so its pretty old, but looks pretty much the same more or less, my ratings was probably a little over just to get more attention, but I guess she is atleast a 6
#58 to #22 - mcatheistnuggets
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(10/21/2012) [-]
I say 7.1, but that is only in the look category.
#23 to #22 - snask
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(10/21/2012) [-]
**snask rolled a random image posted in comment #53 at >be 0 ** This is my girlfriend, now she is a 7/10.

Yours is around that too though.
#26 to #23 - runeception
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(10/21/2012) [-]
:)
#25 to #23 - juicymilkbottles
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(10/21/2012) [-]
**juicymilkbottles rolled a random image posted in comment #48 at Facebook ** 9/10
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#12 - anon
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(10/21/2012) [-]
>Be me at 17
>Sitting in debate cause im smart
>Everyone leaves
>stay and finish work
>10/10 walks in
>accidently drops her books between my legs
>bends down to pick them up
>Im not so smooth
>stay quiet but help her pick up books.
>she says she likes my bowtie
> I panic and say I like her skirt
>get laid
#16 to #12 - moqa
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(10/21/2012) [-]
debate tourneys are awsome to ge numbers, too bad im religious
#9 - Jackimole
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(10/21/2012) [-]
> Really like girl
> So, I go and talk to girl.
> After a few minutes, tell her I like her and ask for her number.
> She gives me digits.
> **** yes! Is this the ALPHA STAGE????
> Call her a day later.
> She asks, shocked, "How the **** did you get this number?"
> Wut? You gave it to me.
> Says to herself, "Oh, ****, I must have given you my real one by mistake!"
> I laugh.
> She doesn't.
> I laugh in denial.
> She doesn't.
> I force a laugh
> The dial-tone laughs at me, not with me.
> I keep laughing through the tears.

True story, happened to me last week.
#15 to #9 - linkDrkguy **User deleted account**
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#7 - darkjustifier
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(10/21/2012) [-]
I know that feel, but not as much anymore.
I know that feel, but not as much anymore.
#5 - dikslapping
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#4 - pappalardi
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#1 - orangepikmin
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(10/21/2012) [-]
Story time, fellas!
>Be me, inside a Subway on campus
>Waiting in line as usual; it gets crowded around this time of day
>Wearing a Pillsbury dough-boy shirt
>The shirt says "Poke Me" on the front with the pic of the white baker himself
>I'm standing in line, just minding my biz, when this 9/10 in front of me turns around and says:
>"OMG I LOVE YOUR SHIRT CAN I POKE YOU?"
>Try to act alpha, say sure you can
>She proceeds with the poke
>And then pokes me again
>And then again
>She starts staring into my eyes and continues to poke me
>She lets out a shriek that sounds like a thousand hamsters getting run over by a bulldozer
>************************ I HOPE THAT THIS IS WARM SPILLED MILK GOING DOWN MY LEGS
>Ran away from Subway and never return
>My face whenever I talk about that story
#8 to #1 - willysbilly
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(10/21/2012) [-]
Pillsbury dough boy shirt doesn't exactly say "**** me".
Pillsbury dough boy shirt doesn't exactly say "**** me".
#6 to #1 - anon
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(10/21/2012) [-]
I don't understand.
#2 to #1 - thedarkdefender
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(10/21/2012) [-]
You pissed yourself from being poked?...
#10 to #2 - iamphoenix
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(10/21/2012) [-]
I think you came to the wrong conclusion.
#14 to #10 - thedarkdefender
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(10/21/2012) [-]
I'm so damn stupid...
#11 to #10 - came
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(10/21/2012) [-]
I think you mentioned the wrong person
#102 to #11 - youcame
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(10/22/2012) [-]
i think you my username
#13 to #11 - iamphoenix
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(10/21/2012) [-]
semen

Is that better?