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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
#19 - gorgonzolarolla
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#292 to #19 - xtrem
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oh the lolis
too bad she's 3dpd
#208 to #19 - lambocj
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#200 to #19 - freddabucket
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#180 to #19 - friendlysniff
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#79 to #19 - archonlb
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#69 to #19 - Benmc
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*sigh* damnit... *unzips pants*
#138 to #69 - icytime
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#60 to #19 - lucianakira
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User avatar #50 to #19 - bloodmachine
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you gross ******* pervert
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#42 to #19 - uthannes
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seriously though thats ****** up
#24 to #19 - CptSoapMacTavish
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User avatar #17 - runeception
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>me last thursday
>going to cinema with 4 of my friends and watch taken 2
>friends go over to random girl and say hey
>they know her, I dont
>tell her my name and just converse
>get number randomly
>been with her everyday since then
>get laid 3 times
>soon to be gf
oh and shes an 7/10
#101 to #17 - ilovesalad
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#54 to #17 - kidsquicker
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#45 to #17 - redfacekid
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#40 to #17 - mrcrowleysr
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>get laid 3 times   
>soon to be gf   
   
 that last part killed it, cmon bro, we both know you don't even go out
>get laid 3 times
>soon to be gf

that last part killed it, cmon bro, we both know you don't even go out
User avatar #35 to #17 - pinkiepiethecunt
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atleast you both got something in commom
watching **** movies
yeah i said it and what
#28 to #17 - pianoasis
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>yfw this is the theater
User avatar #30 to #28 - runeception
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where is my face?
#31 to #30 - pianoasis
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#33 to #31 - runeception
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this is actually my face.
User avatar #32 to #31 - runeception
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thanks :)
User avatar #18 to #17 - snask
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**snask rolled user xnotcreative **
>me laying in my bed with computer
>on funnyjunk
>go through lots of pictures
>reach comment section on one of them
>See this comment
>call ********.
#55 to #18 - xnotcreative
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You called?
User avatar #59 to #55 - snask
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back me up man!
#63 to #59 - xnotcreative
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>Come back from store
>Get on FunnyJunk like I always do after coming home
>Someone rolled me...
>Holy ****... SOMEONE ROLLED ME!!
>Ask the person who rolled me what he wanted
>He asks me to back him up
>... wuh?
>Back him up how...
>How do I use these ">" thingies...
>WHAT AM I DOING!!
>ALWIERUALWIUEALIWUEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
User avatar #20 to #18 - runeception
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>touching my dick while watching some TV show
>get notification on FJ
>check it out
>says that my true story is ********
>dont really care but feel like I have to respond
>good day m8
can provide our texts for proof, but its in norwegian and turkish (we are both norwegian and white, but we both know how to speak turkish)
User avatar #21 to #20 - snask
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**snask rolls 85**
>Sitting about to light up
>Notice I get a notification on FJ
>Its a reply to my comment
>find out this norwegian is hitting on me by telling me how he is touching himself
>sit in corner and cry.


>Good day to you as well sir. I, myself is danish but believe your story, only that she is a 4/10 though.
#77 to #21 - derpycheezenizle
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>sitting on my ****** ******* computer
>see funny post
>decide to go through comments
>see two faggots arguing whether a story id true or not with ******* greentext stores
>little do they know that the're on funnyjunk and greentext doesn't exist on here
>more evidence that funnyjunk has been sucking the long dick of /b/ lately
>make another ****** ******* comment in regards to their ****** ******* comments

moral of the story: funnyjunk is starting to suck and is not only stealing content, but are pretending they are on a different site. either go to /b/, or stop ******* acting lke you're already there.

inb4 butthurt
User avatar #299 to #77 - snask
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you used the ">" yourself. You don't make any sense man.





Walls made out of bricks are great
User avatar #303 to #299 - derpycheezenizle
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">make another ****** ******* comment in regards to their ****** ******* comments"

You don't know how to read, ******.
#22 to #21 - runeception
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girl on the right, oh and this pic was taken in september 2011, so its pretty old, but looks pretty much the same more or less, my ratings was probably a little over just to get more attention, but I guess she is atleast a 6
User avatar #58 to #22 - mcatheistnuggets
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I say 7.1, but that is only in the look category.
#23 to #22 - snask
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**snask rolled a random image posted in comment #53 at >be 0 ** This is my girlfriend, now she is a 7/10.

Yours is around that too though.
User avatar #26 to #23 - runeception
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:)
#25 to #23 - juicymilkbottles
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**juicymilkbottles rolled a random image posted in comment #48 at Facebook ** 9/10
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#12 - anon id: f0625f9c
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>Be me at 17
>Sitting in debate cause im smart
>Everyone leaves
>stay and finish work
>10/10 walks in
>accidently drops her books between my legs
>bends down to pick them up
>Im not so smooth
>stay quiet but help her pick up books.
>she says she likes my bowtie
> I panic and say I like her skirt
>get laid
#16 to #12 - moqa
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debate tourneys are awsome to ge numbers, too bad im religious
User avatar #9 - Jackimole
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> Really like girl
> So, I go and talk to girl.
> After a few minutes, tell her I like her and ask for her number.
> She gives me digits.
> **** yes! Is this the ALPHA STAGE????
> Call her a day later.
> She asks, shocked, "How the **** did you get this number?"
> Wut? You gave it to me.
> Says to herself, "Oh, ****, I must have given you my real one by mistake!"
> I laugh.
> She doesn't.
> I laugh in denial.
> She doesn't.
> I force a laugh
> The dial-tone laughs at me, not with me.
> I keep laughing through the tears.

True story, happened to me last week.
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#7 - darkjustifier
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I know that feel, but not as much anymore.
I know that feel, but not as much anymore.
#5 - dikslapping
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#1 - orangepikmin
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Story time, fellas!
>Be me, inside a Subway on campus
>Waiting in line as usual; it gets crowded around this time of day
>Wearing a Pillsbury dough-boy shirt
>The shirt says "Poke Me" on the front with the pic of the white baker himself
>I'm standing in line, just minding my biz, when this 9/10 in front of me turns around and says:
>"OMG I LOVE YOUR SHIRT CAN I POKE YOU?"
>Try to act alpha, say sure you can
>She proceeds with the poke
>And then pokes me again
>And then again
>She starts staring into my eyes and continues to poke me
>She lets out a shriek that sounds like a thousand hamsters getting run over by a bulldozer
>************************ I HOPE THAT THIS IS WARM SPILLED MILK GOING DOWN MY LEGS
>Ran away from Subway and never return
>My face whenever I talk about that story
#8 to #1 - willysbilly
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Pillsbury dough boy shirt doesn't exactly say "**** me".
Pillsbury dough boy shirt doesn't exactly say "**** me".
#6 to #1 - anon id: 14c96df1
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I don't understand.
User avatar #2 to #1 - thedarkdefender
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You pissed yourself from being poked?...
#10 to #2 - iamphoenix
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I think you came to the wrong conclusion.
User avatar #14 to #10 - thedarkdefender
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I'm so damn stupid...
User avatar #11 to #10 - came
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I think you mentioned the wrong person
User avatar #102 to #11 - youcame
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i think you my username
#13 to #11 - iamphoenix
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semen

Is that better?