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#120 - ungratefuljew
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(10/22/2012) [-]
**ungratefuljew rolled a random image posted in comment #1456248 at MLP Brony Board **
#112 - cerealisticbeing **User deleted account**
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#154 to #112 - anonsoftomarroww **User deleted account**
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#161 to #154 - mrfartypants
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(10/22/2012) [-]
here you go
here you go
#194 to #161 - cossackwhoop
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(10/22/2012) [-]
GoldSrc?
#119 to #112 - fallingidols
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(10/22/2012) [-]
WOAH YOU ROLLED MY PIC WTF
#128 to #119 - organicglory
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(10/22/2012) [-]
dont get a hard dick
#185 to #128 - fallingidols
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what are the odds
#188 to #185 - organicglory
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not that small
#183 to #128 - vivaceviper **User deleted account**
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#116 to #112 - jorgek
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(10/22/2012) [-]
thats a load of baloney
#117 to #116 - applejackownage **User deleted account**
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#147 to #117 - RazzberryRipper
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#110 - fastboy
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#107 - djequalizee
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>Be me
>At home comming game
>Girl i like comes up to me
>Says she hasn't seen me for a while, and asks me how i've been
>Whatdoido.jpg
>"I've been good, you?"
>"Good"
>"That's good"
>"Yeah
>"Yup"
>Silence for around 10 seconds
>She leaves
>What the **** brain

#159 to #107 - crispytg
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(10/22/2012) [-]
ffuuuuuccckkk. that's my freshman year in a nutshell...
If I hadn't been such a nerd in middle school I probably wouldn't have been soo overcome with crippling fear when socializing in the real world after high school

inb5 that'snicedear.jpeg
#129 to #107 - organicglory
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(10/22/2012) [-]
how hard is it to spell "homecoming"
#131 to #129 - djequalizee
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(10/22/2012) [-]
Oops.
#132 to #131 - organicglory
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#134 to #132 - djequalizee
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(10/22/2012) [-]
I dun goof'd.
#135 to #134 - organicglory
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#157 to #135 - crispytg
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(10/22/2012) [-]
aww. lol, i thought you were funny. why'd you delete these??
#149 to #135 - tiaatortilla
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(10/22/2012) [-]
I'll leave this here for you, use as you please.
I'll leave this here for you, use as you please.
#150 to #149 - organicglory
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(10/22/2012) [-]
I make a couple jokes and get thumbed down haha **** this website
#152 to #150 - tiaatortilla
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(10/22/2012) [-]
Bitches be picky.   
Btw gif unrelated.
Bitches be picky.
Btw gif unrelated.
#106 - anon
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(10/22/2012) [-]
Im mert and i want ****
#88 - mrhiphopdancer
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**mrhiphopdancer rolled a random image posted in comment #1429168 at MLP Brony Board ** mfw this is the 2nd time i saw this
**mrhiphopdancer rolled a random image posted in comment #1429168 at MLP Brony Board ** mfw this is the 2nd time i saw this
#84 - Xedan
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(10/22/2012) [-]
>be me   
>beta as ****   
>omega even   
>cute sexy girl hired at my place of employment   
>like her, so do all the alpha males   
>she gives me her number without me asking   
>dafuq   
>she likes me   
>dafuq   
>watch as much more alpha and attractive guy that has known her longer is helplessly friend-zoned by her, because of me   
   
I feel as though the universe has made a clerical error. Or I'm about to find out I have cancer.
>be me
>beta as ****
>omega even
>cute sexy girl hired at my place of employment
>like her, so do all the alpha males
>she gives me her number without me asking
>dafuq
>she likes me
>dafuq
>watch as much more alpha and attractive guy that has known her longer is helplessly friend-zoned by her, because of me

I feel as though the universe has made a clerical error. Or I'm about to find out I have cancer.
#220 to #84 - EdwardNigma ONLINE
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(10/22/2012) [-]
Thats a nice story but...is your gif there or did my sister throw ******* acid in my coffee?
#173 to #84 - thepersonalex
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(10/22/2012) [-]
I was just waiting for the gif to restart.
#148 to #84 - arnolducus
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#109 to #84 - prozmbieeater
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(10/22/2012) [-]
Omega reporting in. For some reason, I seem more attractive to girls that would hang out with the alphas.
#90 to #84 - saxophan
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(10/22/2012) [-]
You know, omega particles... that **** penetrates EVERYTHING.
#87 to #84 - laserkirby
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#80 - anon
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(10/21/2012) [-]
Everyone go thumbs up
http://www.funnyjunk. com/funny_pictures/4180240/Oh+b+you+so+silly/
Or if you're a fagget that won't go help a brother out go to this
tinyurl.com/pozwod
YOUR CHOICE
#72 - ampy
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#71 - themassivefail
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#61 - grimmwaters
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#57 - trevo
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>see's hot girl on dance floor with friends
>try to be the ****
>strolls over like a pimp
>goes 'Hey wanna make out' smoothly
>NO!
>MFW
#85 to #57 - betaguy
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#56 - kidsquicker
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(10/21/2012) [-]
Still not as beta as this guy.
#270 to #56 - purdles
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(10/22/2012) [-]
**** that was so horrible. Oh god I can't even
**** that was so horrible. Oh god I can't even
#261 to #56 - sacredmagic
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(10/22/2012) [-]
"straight up bucatini" Oh LAWD my sides.
#234 to #56 - sammyjankiis
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(10/22/2012) [-]
I felt awkward just reading this.
#210 to #56 - earthbound
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#195 to #56 - bbgunelement
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(10/22/2012) [-]
Holy ****, that guy deserves it lol, but whats spaghetti mean?
#268 to #195 - iamnotacleverman
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(10/22/2012) [-]
Spaghetti means becoming super awkward in social situations, and in this case if he was trying to upgrade his pasta level, he ******* grinded that ****.

pic related
#264 to #195 - jasonthelurker
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(10/22/2012) [-]
Google "spaghetti stories." They are basically awkward as **** stories where all romantic attempts are thwarted by awkwardness and spaghetti that falls out of pockets.
#160 to #56 - mrstalin
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(10/22/2012) [-]
I feel bad for people like this. Like, sure that guy spilled more spaghetti than OP sucks dicks, but he had no idea what he was doing.
#155 to #56 - anon
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(10/22/2012) [-]
That hurt just reading that.

He dun goof'd!
#145 to #56 - zzzbrabbitzzz
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(10/22/2012) [-]
hfw
#139 to #56 - eroticsoup **User deleted account**
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#111 to #56 - silverlance
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(10/22/2012) [-]
You could rid Africa of famine forever with all that pasta
#108 to #56 - knowstoomuch
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I don't think he had a chance from the beginning. The girl was ******* with him the whole time. There is o reason to cry over his failure, but there is reason to cry over his gullibility.

Trust me just look at my name.
#104 to #56 - salsawin
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#98 to #56 - chaoticlaw
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Jesus, might as well be in an Italian Restaurant.
#95 to #56 - aerosol
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That's just....   
...goddamn
That's just....
...goddamn
#93 to #56 - laserkirby
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Lost it at the "Spaghetti Marianas"
Lost it at the "Spaghetti Marianas"
#92 to #56 - frozo
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(10/22/2012) [-]
hfw straight up bucatini
hfw straight up bucatini
#91 to #56 - baloonwalrus
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(10/22/2012) [-]
mfw reading this
#103 to #91 - buckoman
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(10/22/2012) [-]
This image has expired
Here's another Jack Black.
#78 to #56 - boxdweller ONLINE
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(10/21/2012) [-]
MFW reading that.
#76 to #56 - jdpwns
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(10/21/2012) [-]
god damn my stomach hurts after reading that
#75 to #56 - retributionthepimp
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(10/21/2012) [-]
>upgrade pasta level
lost my ****
#86 to #75 - Kirbyman
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(10/22/2012) [-]
I'm feeling like he's a rigatoni now.
#73 to #56 - penistar
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That was so bad, I had to cry for the guy.
That was so bad, I had to cry for the guy.
#67 to #56 - sailorsmooth
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#66 to #56 - sailorsmooth
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holy ****, I laughed hard
#64 to #56 - ubercripple
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(10/21/2012) [-]
******* painful, oh god.

Simple possible fix though, tell her that his brother or something impersonated him, and the brother told him about it later. Might not be believed, but it could work if she's stupid or trusting.
#51 - themystic ONLINE
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#47 - toosexyforyou
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(10/21/2012) [-]
You go and talk to a girl whom you like but have never talked to. After only a few minutes of conversation you ask for her number then say "goodbye" and think you're the hottest **** in the world?

Really? Are there people out there that really believe that's how it works? Jesus Christ....
#81 to #47 - pukingrainbows
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(10/21/2012) [-]
Beat guys generally tend to take any thing short of running in terror as a sign that she's into him. I really can't explain why, though.
#83 to #81 - pukingrainbows
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beta*
#43 - thederpestest
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(10/21/2012) [-]
I kinda just don't care about any relationship and it feels like i'm the only one who doesn't. I can tell my friends that I don't care about getting a girlfriend and they just think i'm lying cuz everyone wants a gf or something... idk I just... don't.
#141 to #43 - anon
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I'm similar, just anon
#39 - valve
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(10/21/2012) [-]
These girls are playing around with boys who want serious relationship, like they're toys or something.   
   
and they are still wondering where all the Prince Charming is at.
These girls are playing around with boys who want serious relationship, like they're toys or something.

and they are still wondering where all the Prince Charming is at.
#62 to #39 - anon
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(10/21/2012) [-]
Let me put it to you this way: if she doesn't like you, she doesn't like you. If she lies to you and says she does you are both going to be miserable in the long run. The game.
#263 to #62 - sacredmagic
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MOTHER-
#53 to #39 - thatguythatlaughs
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#38 - EvilSquiggly
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(10/21/2012) [-]
I asked a girl for her number today; She hasn't responded yet :(
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#121 to #44 - jorgek
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#46 to #44 - EvilSquiggly
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I've been single for around two years now; but today I just felt as if I should start trying.

I drew this just for you C:
#133 to #46 - anon
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(10/22/2012) [-]
Don't be scared of rejections man, its going to happen. But that doesn't mean you should stop trying with other girls. You can do it bro :)
#137 to #133 - EvilSquiggly
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I love you anon <3
I love you anon <3
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#74 to #49 - infinitesinz
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0?
#130 to #74 - LegititmateKyle
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Are you kidding? They get so many girls because they try repeatedly until they get one. It's like banging your head against a wall until it breaks.
#146 to #130 - usernameluisdjlols
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(10/22/2012) [-]
so if your head breaks first, is that like killing yourself?
#189 to #146 - LegititmateKyle
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But in this situation nothing breaks. If you ask out women constantly, at least one is going to say yes.
#191 to #189 - usernameluisdjlols
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or they could discuss it within each other, realize you're asking everyone out, then come to the conclusion that you're just asking them out just to ask them out

and eventually you'll get them saying "how many girls have you told that line to?"
#193 to #191 - LegititmateKyle
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It's not a proper strategy, nor something I practice myself. It just provides a flawed, yet working, solution for people to use if they can't get to know someone while staying out of the friend zone.
#122 to #74 - jorgek
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#256 to #29 - iliketires
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Don't bother. Relationships are just a fancy way of people getting you to spend all your money.

Don't get married, dont't have kids and you'll be rich as ****.
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#99 to #29 - davegrowl
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(10/22/2012) [-]
>Be me
>In a serious relationship with my Pokemon Sapphire
>MFW
#41 to #29 - uthannes
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(10/21/2012) [-]
reminded me of this
#27 - curtkobain
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(10/21/2012) [-]
why couldn't she have just said no. I'd rather have a no than a fake number
#34 to #27 - slapchoppin
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(10/21/2012) [-]
Women think guys can't handle rejection and that evasion is the better option
#36 to #34 - curtkobain
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(10/21/2012) [-]
i understand not being able to handle rejection. But if i'm asking for a phone number and you say no i'm not going to take it badly because if you say no then it means we aren't very good friends
#37 to #36 - slapchoppin
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(10/21/2012) [-]
bitches don't understand that **** they still think men want them to be subtle