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#218 - ilynchnigs (10/22/2012) [-]
**ilynchnigs rolled a random image posted in comment #296442 at Anime & Manga ** time for Columbine II
User avatar #209 - wiccanwolfboy (10/22/2012) [-]
feelin beta as **** ...
#274 to #209 - billycliffles (10/22/2012) [-]
Me too, man... me too...
#203 - teachmetobucky (10/22/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
#199 - cubbieshater (10/22/2012) [-]
**cubbieshater rolled a random image posted in comment #80573 at Pokemon **
**cubbieshater rolled a random image posted in comment #80573 at Pokemon **
#196 - deathofnight (10/22/2012) [-]
YFW
YFW
#190 - mahnamesjakers (10/22/2012) [-]
One of my favorite greentexts.
#293 to #190 - konyewest (10/22/2012) [-]
10/10 would read again
User avatar #205 to #190 - muffinmadman (10/22/2012) [-]
Trying not to laugh make me laugh harder XD
#186 - crapybronie (10/22/2012) [-]
< mfw
#182 - auesis (10/22/2012) [-]
&gt;Be me   
&gt;Beta as 						****					   
&gt;Fresher's week   
&gt;Partying all week   
&gt;Don't bother and join some societies instead like a true beta   
&gt;Girl in the band society is a metal drummer and looks totally sweet and innocent   
&gt;Take out my bass and start jamming with her and some guitarists   
&gt;www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YIvwiO-P6E She's basically this while playing Pantera   
   
A fairly quiet Natalie Portman-lookalike is more alpha than me.
>Be me
>Beta as ****
>Fresher's week
>Partying all week
>Don't bother and join some societies instead like a true beta
>Girl in the band society is a metal drummer and looks totally sweet and innocent
>Take out my bass and start jamming with her and some guitarists
>www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YIvwiO-P6E She's basically this while playing Pantera

A fairly quiet Natalie Portman-lookalike is more alpha than me.
User avatar #177 - nicktheray (10/22/2012) [-]
www.prankowl.com/?r=16972
FJ BROTHERS CLICK THIS FOR ME
#165 - tehkopf (10/22/2012) [-]
*******					 love when people talk about their Beta as 						****					 lives
******* love when people talk about their Beta as **** lives
#294 to #165 - konyewest (10/22/2012) [-]
It inspires me to be more than beta. To be alpha-beta!

Although it bugs me when it turns into a pity thread...
#178 to #165 - jetmb (10/22/2012) [-]
I laugh at their lives and learn from their mistakes.
User avatar #171 to #165 - dishie (10/22/2012) [-]
jon mie in red sea thums pls
#162 - dishie (10/22/2012) [-]
>b 75
> Se grl ei liek
> luv her
> gooby sez to young.
> gooby pls.
-8
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User avatar #176 to #174 - dishie (10/22/2012) [-]
grrn thum fo u
#179 to #175 - damago (10/22/2012) [-]
u gay.


P.S OP > ei hez bd eddittung skelz. srynoflampls
#158 - conoriskool (10/22/2012) [-]
-be 18
-be virgin
-be in Amsterdam
-go to prostitute
-going to lose virginity
-chat with prostitute
-she tells me I'm a nice guy and shouldn't do this
-friendzoned by a prostitute
#166 to #158 - anonymous (10/22/2012) [-]
Nice Copy and Pasta
User avatar #164 to #158 - bladeboy (10/22/2012) [-]
Not your story.
#156 - anonymous (10/22/2012) [-]
I would laugh, call her a dumb bitch, hang up and then proceed to give it to every ******* beta at school, whom she would never even think of talking to. I'm omega so I keep **** in neutral until I get berated.
+7
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User avatar #223 to #153 - mrwightproductions (10/22/2012) [-]
Similar but not nearly as bad
> be 13 dating what was considered hot in middle school for a month
> she asks if I'm ok with her saing another girl while dating me
> they have even have same damn name
> will I get to see anything between y'all?
> she says no so I say no
> dumps me for chick
> chick rejects her and starts talking to me
> ex pissed at me for rest of middle school
Can't tell if beta or alpha... Either way ****** middle school dating while immature makes me look back and hate myself
User avatar #168 to #153 - Mesmus (10/22/2012) [-]
Hmmm i wouldnt mind that. Only if i get to watch.
User avatar #198 to #168 - newposterintown (10/22/2012) [-]
Watch her leave you for another woman?

I wager it wouldn't be hard to miss.
#172 to #168 - seniornsfw ONLINE (10/22/2012) [-]
You don't get to watch
User avatar #181 to #172 - Mesmus (10/22/2012) [-]
Carry on with the table flip then
#144 - bigsaltyballs (10/22/2012) [-]
if she aint an 8,she don't rate
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#123 - harryblazer (10/22/2012) [-]
>be beta as ******* ****
>job sucks, place smells like a ******* chimney chimney 24/7
>go outside and see this girl ive been crushing on for months standing near the fence of where I work
>Alpha right the **** up, walk over, ask her for her number
>she startled at first, but agrees
>rolls up her sleeve and gives it to me
>next day she is put in the oven
>such life in Aushwits
shame though, she did seem really gassed

#187 to #123 - sexypotato (10/22/2012) [-]
You win the internet
You win the internet
#300 to #187 - harryblazer (10/22/2012) [-]
thanks, i have always wanted to be a author
#301 to #300 - harryblazer (10/22/2012) [-]
or a nazi, which ever pays more
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