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#240 - HIMTheSixSixSix
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(03/29/2010) [-]
In soviet russia, diver attack shark!!
#207 - butteykiller
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(03/29/2010) [-]
Australian people im not ******* with them anymore
#169 - xXZeroOutXx
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(03/29/2010) [-]
I didnt know chuck norris had a brother.
#157 - carrierp
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(03/29/2010) [-]
BAD ASS
#153 - FatBenIsPedoBear
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(03/29/2010) [-]
Dude, when I started reading it I was like zomfg he stabbed the goddam shark in its mouth with a knife and killed it! :O
Then i read nd i started getting less and less impressed. HE SHOT THE GODDAM THING! thats lame!

It's still impressive that he tied it's tail, but still! gosh! HE SHULD STAB THE THING!
#162 to #153 - PhoJoe
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(03/29/2010) [-]
Shouldn't it didn't work, he ended up swimming up to it and tying a rope around it.
#164 to #153 - JackDiamond
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(03/29/2010) [-]
I was thinkin' boxing match. Punchin' it in the gills and such, you know. Like a real man!
Anyone could swim around with an enraged great white and tie a rope to it's tail, right? XD
#211 to #164 - FatBenIsPedoBear
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(03/29/2010) [-]
exactly my point here, like :O wow dude he stabbed it in its eyeball and it almost bit his face off, but then he kicked its gills nd died, thats what i was expecing..... .Turned out its just, Oh yeah, this guy went and shot a ******* shark in its face, but it didnt die, so he tied it up. that so lame and pussy-ish. but yeah
#267 to #211 - JackDiamond
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(03/31/2010) [-]
I don't know, man. It's still pretty bad ass to swim up to a shark and tie a rope to it's tail. You wouldn't catch me in the water with an injured shark, that's for sure! XD
#108 - branniganslaw
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(03/29/2010) [-]
holy **** mutha *****!
oh theres an injured enraged shark in the net? Better jump in and get it out...
**** me
#87 - OhReally
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(03/29/2010) [-]
goddamn chuck norris' son?
#72 - jial
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(03/29/2010) [-]
im sorry but epic beard guy just lost respect... it has been transferred to the guy who jumped in on a great white.
#19 - Zeee **User deleted account**
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(03/28/2010) [-]
we're not worthy! we're not worthy!
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#20 to #19 - Zeee **User deleted account**
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(03/28/2010) [-]
damn it. fail :( shoulda tested that with an anon comment :/
#10 - WarPigs
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(03/28/2010) [-]
3rd column second row

the battle was so epic that a guy CAME IN THE GOD DAMNED NET
#11 to #10 - hellomagicmushroom
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(03/28/2010) [-]
ahahahhahaahah, i read the whole thing and didnt even realize that, that you for pointing it out, that just made the rest of my day!!!!!!!!
#1 - Roswell
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(03/28/2010) [-]
Shark musta stole his chicken.
#246 - TehDogman
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(03/29/2010) [-]
im just saying not trying to be a troll or anything but if the guy touched the shark wouldn't it's scales cut him and would cause him to bleed and the shark would go ******* and rip off his arm?
#250 to #246 - TheDemon
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(03/29/2010) [-]
sharks don't have scales DUMBASS.
#252 to #250 - wreckthechick
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(03/29/2010) [-]
they do....
#254 to #252 - ChumLeee
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(03/29/2010) [-]
sharks arent reptile dickhead.They're skin is very rough,it doesent have scales...
#257 to #254 - mrsixinch
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(03/29/2010) [-]
Fish have scales. Shark = fish. Point proven.
#255 to #254 - TehDogman
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(03/29/2010) [-]
then how come in my ************* science book it cleary states that sharks have placcoid scales?
#256 to #255 - ChumLeee
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(03/29/2010) [-]
the author has false source
#258 to #256 - TehDogman
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(03/29/2010) [-]
are you ******* kidding me? holt one of the most known school book makers has false sources?
#260 to #258 - TheDemon
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(03/29/2010) [-]
maybe certain sharks have scales, but a great white doesn't. unless its a certain scales that isn't sharp.
#261 to #260 - TehDogman
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(03/29/2010) [-]
no every single shark has scales just there really small and often refered to as teeth like scales and it is said that sharks skin feels like sand paper because of the tiny scales and if you move you hand on a shark the scales will cut you
#253 to #246 - ChumLeee
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(03/29/2010) [-]
saying you're not a troll isnt going to cover up the fact that you are a troll
#210 - Matisse
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(03/29/2010) [-]
He couldn't kill it with his bare hands therefore I do not respect him.
#215 to #210 - codsquad
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(03/29/2010) [-]
you sir are an epic failure as a person
#220 to #215 - Matisse
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(03/29/2010) [-]
You can't say that since you don't really know me. But By reading several of your comments I have a theory that you're just a troll.
#228 to #220 - codsquad
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(03/29/2010) [-]
wow you r stupid how can i be a troll if im in the top 2,000 commentors and in the top 900 content posters
#231 to #228 - supersparta
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(03/29/2010) [-]
Big deal dude. I'm in the top 20 commentors, and I don't give a **** about content. I'm also one of the most well known and liked on this website.
#242 to #231 - pwnagraphy
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(03/29/2010) [-]
who are you again?
#232 to #231 - codsquad
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(03/29/2010) [-]
i kno dude ive seen a couple of ur comments nice but y would this dude think i a troll thats just stupid
#101 - DSend **User deleted account**
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#81 - bloodrider
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(03/29/2010) [-]
definition of a man: one who picks a fight with a great white shark, and wins
#85 to #81 - JackLambert
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(03/29/2010) [-]
thats the definition of chuck norris
#78 - LovableStoner
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(03/29/2010) [-]
I like the way he says,"I started to get a bit scared" Daaaam.. Crazy ************..
#59 - GuardianofFJ
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(03/29/2010) [-]
that shows how awesome us aussies are mate
#74 to #59 - ItsBoobyWhoElse
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(03/29/2010) [-]
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#61 to #59 - anon
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(03/29/2010) [-]
*South* Aussies :D tough nuts we are
#62 to #61 - GuardianofFJ
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(03/29/2010) [-]
lol dockers beat crows last night

west aussies are tougher
#82 to #62 - GoMewTwo
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(03/29/2010) [-]
GO AMERICA!!! haha i will admit australia is pretty beast tho
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#90 to #89 - GoMewTwo
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(03/29/2010) [-]
OH SNAP PEDOBEAR!!! *uses teleport to hide*
#92 to #90 - loadrunna **User deleted account**
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#93 to #92 - GoMewTwo
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(03/29/2010) [-]
to the left of #92 to #90 - loadrunna ONLINE (2 minutes ago)
#94 to #93 - loadrunna **User deleted account**
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#95 to #94 - GoMewTwo
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(03/29/2010) [-]
**GoMewTwo rolls 570,491,758** *hides the children* if this rolls last two digits add over 9 then pedobear cant get them
#96 to #95 - GoMewTwo
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(03/29/2010) [-]
YEs they safe!!
#97 to #95 - loadrunna **User deleted account**
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#98 to #97 - GoMewTwo
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(03/29/2010) [-]
sry pedo but i think some kids r over there *points to TOYS R US* hahaha im jking go over there *points to BABYS R US*
#100 to #98 - loadrunna **User deleted account**
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#102 to #100 - GoMewTwo
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(03/29/2010) [-]
hmmmm how old r u pedobear??
#103 to #102 - loadrunna **User deleted account**
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#105 to #103 - GoMewTwo
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(03/29/2010) [-]
wow that answers alot of questions
#106 to #105 - loadrunna **User deleted account**
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#83 to #62 - kadabra
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(03/29/2010) [-]
are you guys kidding? melbourne so awesome we have 2 teams
#54 - unstoppablegiggle
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(03/29/2010) [-]
and so the black crocodile hunter was born
#55 to #54 - ScorpiocTendencies
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(03/29/2010) [-]
The only thing he hunts for is your bike.
#60 to #54 - anon
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(03/29/2010) [-]
we aussies refer to people of that ethnicity as wogs, and that is not a racist comment, it just means hes from lebanon or malta....
#64 to #54 - finexillxjoin **User deleted account**
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#70 to #64 - unstoppablegiggle
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(03/29/2010) [-]
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#71 to #70 - unstoppablegiggle
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(03/29/2010) [-]
that is my stupid and I is sorry
#31 - pufan
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(03/29/2010) [-]
"this guy has them"
he checked
#34 to #31 - GoMewTwo
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(03/29/2010) [-]
*rolls 9*
dude this guy has like 20x of them
however many i roll this is how many balls this guy has
#35 to #34 - GoMewTwo
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(03/29/2010) [-]
hmmmm still havnt mastered this rolling thing yet
#57 to #35 - mikli
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(03/29/2010) [-]
its roll 9 not rolls :)
*roll 9*
#58 to #57 - mikli
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(03/29/2010) [-]
fail..
#80 to #58 - GoMewTwo
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(03/29/2010) [-]
**GoMewTwo rolls 906,016,987** haha u correct me and i correct u. the roll 9 has to b the start of the comment
#187 to #80 - mikli
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(03/29/2010) [-]
**mikli rolls 862,539,314** Well. nobody can beat Mewtwo i guess
#23 - KayMurder
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(03/29/2010) [-]
The key to getting laid whenever you want: THIS.