x
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #240 - HIMTheSixSixSix (03/29/2010) [-]
In soviet russia, diver attack shark!!
User avatar #207 - butteykiller (03/29/2010) [-]
Australian people im not ******* with them anymore
User avatar #169 - xXZeroOutXx (03/29/2010) [-]
I didnt know chuck norris had a brother.
User avatar #153 - FatBenIsPedoBear (03/29/2010) [-]
Dude, when I started reading it I was like zomfg he stabbed the goddam shark in its mouth with a knife and killed it! :O
Then i read nd i started getting less and less impressed. HE SHOT THE GODDAM THING! thats lame!

It's still impressive that he tied it's tail, but still! gosh! HE SHULD STAB THE THING!
User avatar #162 to #153 - PhoJoe (03/29/2010) [-]
Shouldn't it didn't work, he ended up swimming up to it and tying a rope around it.
User avatar #164 to #153 - JackDiamond (03/29/2010) [-]
I was thinkin' boxing match. Punchin' it in the gills and such, you know. Like a real man!
Anyone could swim around with an enraged great white and tie a rope to it's tail, right? XD
User avatar #211 to #164 - FatBenIsPedoBear (03/29/2010) [-]
exactly my point here, like :O wow dude he stabbed it in its eyeball and it almost bit his face off, but then he kicked its gills nd died, thats what i was expecing..... .Turned out its just, Oh yeah, this guy went and shot a ******* shark in its face, but it didnt die, so he tied it up. that so lame and pussy-ish. but yeah
User avatar #267 to #211 - JackDiamond (03/31/2010) [-]
I don't know, man. It's still pretty bad ass to swim up to a shark and tie a rope to it's tail. You wouldn't catch me in the water with an injured shark, that's for sure! XD
User avatar #108 - branniganslaw (03/29/2010) [-]
holy **** mutha ***** !
oh theres an injured enraged shark in the net? Better jump in and get it out...
**** me
User avatar #87 - OhReally (03/29/2010) [-]
goddamn chuck norris' son?
User avatar #72 - jial (03/29/2010) [-]
im sorry but epic beard guy just lost respect... it has been transferred to the guy who jumped in on a great white.
#19 - Zeee **User deleted account** (03/28/2010) [-]
we're not worthy! we're not worthy!
O
___ /\/ ___
_] [O _] _] [O
#20 to #19 - Zeee **User deleted account** (03/28/2010) [-]
damn it. fail :( shoulda tested that with an anon comment :/
User avatar #10 - WarPigs (03/28/2010) [-]
3rd column second row

the battle was so epic that a guy CAME IN THE GOD DAMNED NET
User avatar #11 to #10 - hellomagicmushroom (03/28/2010) [-]
ahahahhahaahah, i read the whole thing and didnt even realize that, that you for pointing it out, that just made the rest of my day!!!!!!!!
User avatar #3 - Ryanzorz (03/28/2010) [-]
man aussies are awesome i love being an aussie
User avatar #1 - Roswell (03/28/2010) [-]
Shark musta stole his chicken.
User avatar #179 - almostrucus (03/29/2010) [-]
When I saw the title I immediateley thought of Neg's Urban Sports.
User avatar #181 to #179 - VoiceOfReason (03/29/2010) [-]
Urban Skittles was awesome :)
User avatar #184 to #181 - almostrucus (03/29/2010) [-]
indeed
+1
#176 - freedomfromlife **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #81 - bloodrider (03/29/2010) [-]
definition of a man: one who picks a fight with a great white shark, and wins
User avatar #85 to #81 - JackLambert (03/29/2010) [-]
thats the definition of chuck norris
#78 - LovableStoner (03/29/2010) [-]
I like the way he says,"I started to get a bit scared" Daaaam.. Crazy ************ ..
#59 - GuardianofFJ (03/29/2010) [-]
that shows how awesome us aussies are mate
User avatar #74 to #59 - ItsBoobyWhoElse (03/29/2010) [-]
.........................F.........U........C...............K................... ...........................
Y.......................O......................U.... ................................................................
#61 to #59 - anon (03/29/2010) [-]
*South* Aussies :D tough nuts we are
#62 to #61 - GuardianofFJ (03/29/2010) [-]
lol dockers beat crows last night

west aussies are tougher
User avatar #82 to #62 - GoMewTwo (03/29/2010) [-]
GO AMERICA!!! haha i will admit australia is pretty beast tho
-1
#89 to #82 - loadrunna **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #90 to #89 - GoMewTwo (03/29/2010) [-]
OH SNAP PEDOBEAR!!! *uses teleport to hide*
-1
#92 to #90 - loadrunna **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #93 to #92 - GoMewTwo (03/29/2010) [-]
to the left of #92 to #90 - loadrunna ONLINE (2 minutes ago)
-1
#94 to #93 - loadrunna **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #95 to #94 - GoMewTwo (03/29/2010) [-]
**GoMewTwo rolls 570,491,758** *hides the children* if this rolls last two digits add over 9 then pedobear cant get them
User avatar #96 to #95 - GoMewTwo (03/29/2010) [-]
YEs they safe!!
-1
#97 to #95 - loadrunna **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #98 to #97 - GoMewTwo (03/29/2010) [-]
sry pedo but i think some kids r over there *points to TOYS R US* hahaha im jking go over there *points to BABYS R US*
0
#100 to #98 - loadrunna **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #102 to #100 - GoMewTwo (03/29/2010) [-]
hmmmm how old r u pedobear??
0
#103 to #102 - loadrunna **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #105 to #103 - GoMewTwo (03/29/2010) [-]
wow that answers alot of questions
0
#106 to #105 - loadrunna **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #83 to #62 - kadabra (03/29/2010) [-]
are you guys kidding? melbourne so awesome we have 2 teams
User avatar #246 - TehDogman (03/29/2010) [-]
im just saying not trying to be a troll or anything but if the guy touched the shark wouldn't it's scales cut him and would cause him to bleed and the shark would go ******* and rip off his arm?
User avatar #250 to #246 - TheDemon (03/29/2010) [-]
sharks don't have scales DUMBASS.
User avatar #252 to #250 - wreckthechick (03/29/2010) [-]
they do....
User avatar #254 to #252 - ChumLeee (03/29/2010) [-]
sharks arent reptile dickhead.They're skin is very rough,it doesent have scales...
User avatar #257 to #254 - mrsixinch ONLINE (03/29/2010) [-]
Fish have scales. Shark = fish. Point proven.
User avatar #255 to #254 - TehDogman (03/29/2010) [-]
then how come in my ************* science book it cleary states that sharks have placcoid scales?
User avatar #256 to #255 - ChumLeee (03/29/2010) [-]
the author has false source
User avatar #258 to #256 - TehDogman (03/29/2010) [-]
are you ******* kidding me? holt one of the most known school book makers has false sources?
User avatar #260 to #258 - TheDemon (03/29/2010) [-]
maybe certain sharks have scales, but a great white doesn't. unless its a certain scales that isn't sharp.
User avatar #261 to #260 - TehDogman (03/29/2010) [-]
no every single shark has scales just there really small and often refered to as teeth like scales and it is said that sharks skin feels like sand paper because of the tiny scales and if you move you hand on a shark the scales will cut you
User avatar #253 to #246 - ChumLeee (03/29/2010) [-]
saying you're not a troll isnt going to cover up the fact that you are a troll
User avatar #31 - pufan (03/29/2010) [-]
"this guy has them"
he checked
User avatar #34 to #31 - GoMewTwo (03/29/2010) [-]
*rolls 9*
dude this guy has like 20x of them
however many i roll this is how many balls this guy has
User avatar #35 to #34 - GoMewTwo (03/29/2010) [-]
hmmmm still havnt mastered this rolling thing yet
User avatar #57 to #35 - mikli (03/29/2010) [-]
its roll 9 not rolls :)
*roll 9*
User avatar #58 to #57 - mikli (03/29/2010) [-]
fail..
User avatar #80 to #58 - GoMewTwo (03/29/2010) [-]
**GoMewTwo rolls 906,016,987** haha u correct me and i correct u. the roll 9 has to b the start of the comment
User avatar #187 to #80 - mikli (03/29/2010) [-]
**mikli rolls 862,539,314** Well. nobody can beat Mewtwo i guess
User avatar #171 - MrBeanJr (03/29/2010) [-]
A metal.... give this guy 1
User avatar #172 to #171 - CanaryGeorge (03/29/2010) [-]
will iron do? Or were you thinking lead? ;-)
+1
#175 to #171 - freedomfromlife **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #210 - Matisse (03/29/2010) [-]
He couldn't kill it with his bare hands therefore I do not respect him.
User avatar #215 to #210 - codsquad (03/29/2010) [-]
you sir are an epic failure as a person
User avatar #220 to #215 - Matisse (03/29/2010) [-]
You can't say that since you don't really know me. But By reading several of your comments I have a theory that you're just a troll.
User avatar #228 to #220 - codsquad (03/29/2010) [-]
wow you r stupid how can i be a troll if im in the top 2,000 commentors and in the top 900 content posters
User avatar #231 to #228 - supersparta (03/29/2010) [-]
Big deal dude. I'm in the top 20 commentors, and I don't give a **** about content. I'm also one of the most well known and liked on this website.
User avatar #242 to #231 - pwnagraphy (03/29/2010) [-]
who are you again?
User avatar #232 to #231 - codsquad (03/29/2010) [-]
i kno dude ive seen a couple of ur comments nice but y would this dude think i a troll thats just stupid
 Friends (0)