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#155 - anon (03/29/2010) [-]
"It was after I looked at it on the boat I realised it was huge."

Really. XD
User avatar #154 - XAnubusX (03/29/2010) [-]
this man> Epic Beard Guy
User avatar #153 - FatBenIsPedoBear (03/29/2010) [-]
Dude, when I started reading it I was like zomfg he stabbed the goddam shark in its mouth with a knife and killed it! :O
Then i read nd i started getting less and less impressed. HE SHOT THE GODDAM THING! thats lame!

It's still impressive that he tied it's tail, but still! gosh! HE SHULD STAB THE THING!
User avatar #164 to #153 - JackDiamond (03/29/2010) [-]
I was thinkin' boxing match. Punchin' it in the gills and such, you know. Like a real man!
Anyone could swim around with an enraged great white and tie a rope to it's tail, right? XD
User avatar #211 to #164 - FatBenIsPedoBear (03/29/2010) [-]
exactly my point here, like :O wow dude he stabbed it in its eyeball and it almost bit his face off, but then he kicked its gills nd died, thats what i was expecing..... .Turned out its just, Oh yeah, this guy went and shot a ******* shark in its face, but it didnt die, so he tied it up. that so lame and pussy-ish. but yeah
User avatar #267 to #211 - JackDiamond (03/31/2010) [-]
I don't know, man. It's still pretty bad ass to swim up to a shark and tie a rope to it's tail. You wouldn't catch me in the water with an injured shark, that's for sure! XD
User avatar #162 to #153 - PhoJoe (03/29/2010) [-]
Shouldn't it didn't work, he ended up swimming up to it and tying a rope around it.
User avatar #152 - MOARkrabs (03/29/2010) [-]
and then dean stefanek's face burst open to reveal chuck norris
User avatar #151 - DrYoda (03/29/2010) [-]
poor shark.. all the blood gushing from his mouth. that man is evil.
User avatar #150 - Shinai (03/29/2010) [-]
"But there is only one of me and it could have made me extinct very quickly."
This man is hilarious.
User avatar #149 - WildZombie (03/29/2010) [-]
The only way this man could be considered a hero is if he had killed the thing with nothing more than his bare hands and a bowie knife. Pussy.
User avatar #148 - armouredtiger (03/29/2010) [-]
it was injured apparently, so either he is chuck norris' alter ego, or it had already been shot
User avatar #145 - aVo (03/29/2010) [-]
Lets see Epic Beard Man do that.
User avatar #147 to #145 - Cloudlessewe (03/29/2010) [-]
We WILL see Chuck Norris do that!
User avatar #170 to #147 - Konigsteiger (03/29/2010) [-]
It's been done, and he did it while killing ******* Nazis too
User avatar #265 to #170 - Cloudlessewe (03/30/2010) [-]
WOW! If only that was caught on video...
User avatar #141 - Rique (03/29/2010) [-]
OMFG WTF!!!!111One!!!!
User avatar #140 - Nickknackk (03/29/2010) [-]
What do you call a dog with no hind legs and balls of steel?

(if u dont get it, picture him running)
User avatar #264 to #140 - Nickknackk (03/29/2010) [-]
I got that joke from my Geometry teacher the other day lol
User avatar #226 to #140 - GreenEggsAndHam (03/29/2010) [-]
Road rash D:
User avatar #146 to #140 - iSpork (03/29/2010) [-]
User avatar #138 - denyh (03/29/2010) [-]
YACK!so many blood on the ground :S looks creepy :D
#137 - anon (03/29/2010) [-]
video or it didn't happen
#144 to #137 - Abion (03/29/2010) [-]
he got pics wat more do u want!!!

omg anon and his demands...
#139 to #137 - Follow (03/29/2010) [-]
yea, right, because there are video cameras conveniently available on TUNA FARMS in MEXICO! do you know how news traveled before we had video? THE ******* NEWS PAPER! silly Anon
User avatar #159 to #139 - Noir (03/29/2010) [-]
hey! are you saying there are no cameras in Mexico?! wee just trollin
#160 to #159 - Follow (03/29/2010) [-]
naw I'm sure there is cameras, but really, think of the likeliness of their being one available at that location at that time.......just sayin
#136 - Xangel **User deleted account** (03/29/2010) [-]
this guy wins the game.
User avatar #130 - trickroller (03/29/2010) [-]
I see Chuck Norris has shaved his hair off...
User avatar #135 to #130 - xJakuBx (03/29/2010) [-]
And painted himself. And ate a lot.
#134 to #130 - SteveSfourninety **User deleted account** (03/29/2010) [-]
you beat me to it you sneaky basterd
#129 - anon (03/29/2010) [-]
it was injured...and why did he jump in to kill it? could have just poison it or shoot it with a harpoon.
User avatar #133 to #129 - HMFSWILL (03/29/2010) [-]
because he didn't want to be a pussy about it!!
User avatar #128 - TheAssassin (03/29/2010) [-]
Chuck Neptune, he is; praise his name.
User avatar #126 - Nitro (03/29/2010) [-]
There was the story about the guy in England who got drunk and jumped into the sea and killed a shark with his bare hands. No Joke.
#125 - cancerofourchan (03/29/2010) [-]
he is chuck norris's australian cousin
User avatar #124 - shayba (03/29/2010) [-]
yeah.. Polish surname.. in his father's land would just an average guy.. but in Assland... bad ass freakin' hero!
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