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#155 - anon
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(03/29/2010) [-]
"It was after I looked at it on the boat I realised it was huge."

Really. XD
#154 - XAnubusX
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(03/29/2010) [-]
this man> Epic Beard Guy
#153 - FatBenIsPedoBear
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(03/29/2010) [-]
Dude, when I started reading it I was like zomfg he stabbed the goddam shark in its mouth with a knife and killed it! :O
Then i read nd i started getting less and less impressed. HE SHOT THE GODDAM THING! thats lame!

It's still impressive that he tied it's tail, but still! gosh! HE SHULD STAB THE THING!
#164 to #153 - JackDiamond
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(03/29/2010) [-]
I was thinkin' boxing match. Punchin' it in the gills and such, you know. Like a real man!
Anyone could swim around with an enraged great white and tie a rope to it's tail, right? XD
#211 to #164 - FatBenIsPedoBear
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(03/29/2010) [-]
exactly my point here, like :O wow dude he stabbed it in its eyeball and it almost bit his face off, but then he kicked its gills nd died, thats what i was expecing..... .Turned out its just, Oh yeah, this guy went and shot a ******* shark in its face, but it didnt die, so he tied it up. that so lame and pussy-ish. but yeah
#267 to #211 - JackDiamond
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(03/31/2010) [-]
I don't know, man. It's still pretty bad ass to swim up to a shark and tie a rope to it's tail. You wouldn't catch me in the water with an injured shark, that's for sure! XD
#162 to #153 - PhoJoe
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(03/29/2010) [-]
Shouldn't it didn't work, he ended up swimming up to it and tying a rope around it.
#152 - MOARkrabs
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(03/29/2010) [-]
and then dean stefanek's face burst open to reveal chuck norris
#151 - DrYoda
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(03/29/2010) [-]
poor shark.. all the blood gushing from his mouth. that man is evil.
#150 - Shinai
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(03/29/2010) [-]
"But there is only one of me and it could have made me extinct very quickly."
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This man is hilarious.
#149 - WildZombie
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(03/29/2010) [-]
The only way this man could be considered a hero is if he had killed the thing with nothing more than his bare hands and a bowie knife. Pussy.
#148 - armouredtiger
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(03/29/2010) [-]
it was injured apparently, so either he is chuck norris' alter ego, or it had already been shot
#145 - aVo
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(03/29/2010) [-]
Lets see Epic Beard Man do that.
#147 to #145 - Cloudlessewe
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(03/29/2010) [-]
We WILL see Chuck Norris do that!
#170 to #147 - Konigsteiger
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(03/29/2010) [-]
It's been done, and he did it while killing ******* Nazis too
#265 to #170 - Cloudlessewe
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(03/30/2010) [-]
WOW! If only that was caught on video...
#141 - Rique
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(03/29/2010) [-]
OMFG WTF!!!!111One!!!!
#140 - Nickknackk
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(03/29/2010) [-]
What do you call a dog with no hind legs and balls of steel?

Sparky.
(if u dont get it, picture him running)
#264 to #140 - Nickknackk
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(03/29/2010) [-]
I got that joke from my Geometry teacher the other day lol
#226 to #140 - GreenEggsAndHam
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(03/29/2010) [-]
Road rash D:
#146 to #140 - iSpork
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(03/29/2010) [-]
Nice
#138 - denyh
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(03/29/2010) [-]
YACK!so many blood on the ground :S looks creepy :D
#137 - anon
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(03/29/2010) [-]
video or it didn't happen
#144 to #137 - Abion
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(03/29/2010) [-]
he got pics wat more do u want!!!

omg anon and his demands...
#139 to #137 - Follow
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(03/29/2010) [-]
yea, right, because there are video cameras conveniently available on TUNA FARMS in MEXICO! do you know how news traveled before we had video? THE ******* NEWS PAPER! silly Anon
#159 to #139 - Noir
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(03/29/2010) [-]
hey! are you saying there are no cameras in Mexico?! wee just trollin
#160 to #159 - Follow
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(03/29/2010) [-]
naw I'm sure there is cameras, but really, think of the likeliness of their being one available at that location at that time.......just sayin
#136 - Xangel **User deleted account**
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(03/29/2010) [-]
this guy wins the game.
#130 - trickroller
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(03/29/2010) [-]
I see Chuck Norris has shaved his hair off...
#135 to #130 - xJakuBx
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(03/29/2010) [-]
And painted himself. And ate a lot.
#134 to #130 - SteveSfourninety **User deleted account**
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(03/29/2010) [-]
you beat me to it you sneaky basterd
#129 - anon
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(03/29/2010) [-]
it was injured...and why did he jump in to kill it? could have just poison it or shoot it with a harpoon.
#133 to #129 - HMFSWILL
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(03/29/2010) [-]
because he didn't want to be a pussy about it!!
#128 - TheAssassin
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(03/29/2010) [-]
Chuck Neptune, he is; praise his name.
#126 - Nitro
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(03/29/2010) [-]
There was the story about the guy in England who got drunk and jumped into the sea and killed a shark with his bare hands. No Joke.
#125 - cancerofourchan
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(03/29/2010) [-]
he is chuck norris's australian cousin
#124 - shayba
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(03/29/2010) [-]
yeah.. Polish surname.. in his father's land would just an average guy.. but in Assland... bad ass freakin' hero!