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User avatar #39 - CrabFace (10/22/2012) [-]

>smooth criminal
User avatar #38 - toastaofdoom (10/20/2012) [-]
#36 - daddycool (10/14/2012) [-]
Got it when he said his sisters name.
#34 - curtisbentley (10/14/2012) [-]
Called it at "Annie."   
< After that part
Called it at "Annie."

< After that part
User avatar #33 - buttplugmaster (10/14/2012) [-]
Called it at "Annie"
#31 - HughHefner (10/14/2012) [-]
Speaking of ****** up people in this world...Heres a story from this stranger I somehow got locked into conversation with at a rave
Trying to get Molly from him (Ecstacy)
******** a conversation
He tells me sometimes when he feels really ****** up he will cum in a plastic baggie and let it dry
Says that **** is identical to the Molly crystals
"Sometimes I bring that baggie to raves, drop it on the floor and watch the Molly fiends pick it up off the floor and eat or snort my dried cum."
Needless to say I didnt buy anything from this guy
#32 to #31 - anonymous (10/14/2012) [-]
dude you got that from a post on here awhile back bc i remember reading and thinking what the actual ****
#37 to #32 - HughHefner (10/14/2012) [-]
It was told to me at Flux Pavilion by some dude with nothing but a pair of green Tripp pants on
I can promise you Ive never seen that post, this guy must have though, surely its spread around the internet then.
Oh well, not like anyone cares / believes me anyway
So heres a wallpaper
#30 - Sharpy (10/14/2012) [-]
10/10 everyone in the house heard me laugh I did not see this one comin...
#29 - CanadianNuts (10/14/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #28 - blargmode ONLINE (10/14/2012) [-]
10/10 Didn't see it coming
#27 - bitchplzzz (10/14/2012) [-]
Son of a..
User avatar #26 - YourLordAndMaster (10/14/2012) [-]
Obvious at Annie, should have left that bit out
User avatar #25 - kibbleking ONLINE (10/14/2012) [-]

I got it when it said 'silky smooth'
User avatar #24 - mcdiddlypoo ONLINE (10/14/2012) [-]

as soon as I read Annie I knew what was going to happen
User avatar #22 - valen (10/14/2012) [-]
Saw it from a mile a way.
#21 - anonymous (10/14/2012) [-]
oh tell me more about how badass you are by getting it after first line
#20 - anonymous (10/14/2012) [-]
Rather funny I was listening to Smooth Criminal whilst reading this
#23 to #20 - anonymous (10/14/2012) [-]
What do you get out of lying?
#19 - brainstormer (10/14/2012) [-]
Very weak, got it from the first line: "ANNIE"
User avatar #18 - nigman (10/14/2012) [-]
User avatar #16 - asswhistle (10/14/2012) [-]
THESE ******* ADS.
Listening to music.
Everclear, if you must know.
Out of nowhere these ******* ads open their dirty whore mouths and start blabbering away.
Even if i wanted a Skil Saw.
even if i had to get one to save my own life.
I wouldn't ******* get one.
Because of these cunty ads opening their dirty pirate hooker mouths.

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