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#151 - ahoi (10/12/2012) [-]
Problems coming up dude :P
#150 - paralars (10/12/2012) [-]
this comic's Jesus.
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#109 - dyoxide ONLINE (10/12/2012) [-]
Abandon Thread!
Abandon Thread!
#103 - waffies (10/12/2012) [-]
OP why must you make the bread people angry?
#178 - raigerzero (10/12/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I want to make a comment on the claim that Muhammad married a six-year old girl (Aisha) and consummated the marriage at 9. Most of you probably won't care about this topic.

The following are two hadiths (reports or sayings) that state the above:
“It is reported from Aisha that she said: The Prophet entered into marriage with me when I was a girl of six … and at the time [of joining his household] I was a girl of nine years of age.”

“Khadija (1st wife) died three years before the Prophet departed to Medina. He stayed [alone] for two years or so. He married Aisha when she was a girl of six years of age, and he consummated that marriage when she was nine years old.”

The people who compiled Hadiths (like around 200 years after the words were said), firstly, do not check to see if any hadith make sense in a Quranic frame of thought. They simply (and rather mechanically) went to trustworthy, competent ( in memorization) people connected chain of narration back to the prophet that doesn't seem to have irregularity. Thus, it is possible to have hadith which pass that test of legacy, but contradict each other or even the Quran; although of course this is thing that they to avoid if possible. In such a contradiction, the Quran, then logical consensus, is used to determine the proper teaching. The issue of Aisha's age is an example of this.

In summery of the counter point, here is Maulana Muhammad Ali's commentary of Sahih Bukhari (book of hadith all considered Sahih, or authentic based on narration chain:

#170 - jsilver (10/12/2012) [+] (1 reply)
whats the big deal? i never understood the whole "no pictures of Muhammad:
#167 - stallwallwriter (10/12/2012) [-]
OP may or may not, as is frequently asserted, be a fag, but he's DEFINITELY being a douchebag here. To quote Jesus, &quot;Dude.&quot;
OP may or may not, as is frequently asserted, be a fag, but he's DEFINITELY being a douchebag here. To quote Jesus, "Dude."
User avatar #148 - srapture (10/12/2012) [-]
We should be able to draw whoever the hell we want to draw, but now you're just asking to get blown the **** up xD
User avatar #147 - freddyhollensen (10/12/2012) [-]
This was the funniest post I've seen this entire month.

- Thank you

OP is not a faggot, I repeat, OP is not a faggot.
#116 - serotonin (10/12/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
#106 - feelythefeel (10/12/2012) [-]
Well **** . You thought it was bad before, but at least the Oatmeal didn't have automatic weapons and high explosives.
#102 - fatimmortal (10/12/2012) [-]
Brb, gotta find my blast shield.
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#79 - bathoryhannibal (10/12/2012) [-]
I guess that was the only way he could make his dick look like it was an average size.
User avatar #34 - turtletroll ONLINE (10/12/2012) [-]
EVERYBODY LEAVE POST.

WE`RE ****** OTHERWISE.
#26 - anonymous (10/12/2012) [-]
inb4 "WE, THE MUSLIM INTERNET COMMUNITY, DEMAND APOLOGY OTHERWISE WE BOYCOT FUNNYJUNK AND KILL PEOPLE"
#16 - anonymous (10/12/2012) [-]
i did math just to vote this bitch up
#1 - anonymous (10/11/2012) [-]
dude thats messed up
#7 - amanster (10/12/2012) [-]
Muhammad never had sex with a nine year old...
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