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#292 - frohling (10/09/2012) [-]
don't be a grinch, cover your 10-inch
User avatar #261 - swittig (10/09/2012) [-]
Take one in the fanny, save money on a nanny
User avatar #276 to #261 - naughtylilgirl **User deleted account** (10/09/2012) [-]
That wouldn't work in the UK cause fanny here is vagina.
User avatar #172 - derakus (10/09/2012) [-]
Its not the size of the rise that satisfies, it’s the throb of the knob that does the job.
User avatar #82 - umaya (10/09/2012) [-]
dont be a mong, look after your dong
#81 - newtoast (10/09/2012) [-]
std's are for the birds and the bees, protect yourself from all of the she's

that's the best i got
#64 - robskul (10/09/2012) [-]
DON'T BE A FOOL, WRAP YOUR TOOL
DON'T BE A FOOL, WRAP YOUR TOOL
User avatar #42 - potatopuncher (10/09/2012) [-]
Sex isn't wrong but you gotta be right,
If you're hittin' the sheets better wrap it up tight
Listen here man cause I ain't jokin'
One bad decision, your dick will be smokin
You'll catch a VD but don't take it from me
Ask all the bronies, they can't even pee
User avatar #17 - mrfourtysevenman (10/08/2012) [-]
dont breed, block your seed
dont make a plantation with your ejaculation
if you dont want a screamer, seal your weiner
User avatar #4 - dikslapping (10/08/2012) [-]
Don't stick your fork in a toaster with out a glove.
#320 - Cherryblosom (10/09/2012) [-]
In days of old when knights were bold and condoms weren't invented,    
I wrapped a sock around my cock and babies were prevented.
In days of old when knights were bold and condoms weren't invented,
I wrapped a sock around my cock and babies were prevented.
#310 - shrinerlp (10/09/2012) [-]
**shrinerlp rolled a random image posted in comment #12 at Dissapointment ** what I put on my dick
User avatar #311 to #310 - shrinerlp (10/09/2012) [-]
Apparently I love basketball
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User avatar #325 to #324 - danrmanalt (10/13/2012) [-]
So, what part of the city you in?
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User avatar #327 to #326 - danrmanalt (10/13/2012) [-]
Ah, I see.
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#262 - anon (10/09/2012) [-]
Wrap it before you tap it.
#208 - anon (10/09/2012) [-]
I try to ignore this terrible community be not reading the comments though I still can't escape you ***** .

BTW IShatBrix is a no life asian virgin teenager along with all the other faggots that you faggots dick suck on.
#227 to #208 - darthtomale ONLINE (10/09/2012) [-]
because you arent a man until youve had brix suck you off
because you arent a man until youve had brix suck you off
User avatar #232 to #208 - ilovehitler (10/09/2012) [-]
Says the anon.
#209 to #208 - vatra (10/09/2012) [-]
What's your point?
User avatar #219 to #208 - illegalartist (10/09/2012) [-]
sorry, cant hear you over all of my dick sucking
#169 - ethevan (10/09/2012) [-]
think about castration, if it's more than masturbation

every good rape needs some duct tape

yo vas deferens better be i a braid, before you get laid
#171 to #169 - ethevan (10/09/2012) [-]
i dont even know
#174 to #171 - ethevan (10/09/2012) [-]
you should probably pull it out, before you let it spout

if you were all the wiser, you wouldnt be a geyser
User avatar #128 - undeadwill (10/09/2012) [-]
This made me laugh so hard I nearly blacked out. Repost or not that was some funny **** . Never laughed that ******* hard at the internet...
#117 - chest (10/09/2012) [-]
Tape it before you tap it.
User avatar #120 to #117 - anthonyh (10/09/2012) [-]
Wrap it before you tap it
#124 to #120 - chest (10/09/2012) [-]
Put a glove on before lovin' or you'll get another in the oven.
#125 to #117 - darthblam (10/09/2012) [-]
If you say so.
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#49 - logickid (10/09/2012) [-]
Oh dey so funny!
Oh dey so funny!
#31 - anon (10/08/2012) [-]
Wrap it in latex, Or she'll take your paychecks
User avatar #47 to #31 - ihaveupsyndrome (10/09/2012) [-]
Best one
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