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User avatar #295 - weirdoo (10/09/2012) [-]
Quote from "Born on the Fourth of July"

If you don't have it in your hips you better have it on your lips!
User avatar #204 - chaoscheese (10/09/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Even if it's a quicky, wrap that sticky
User avatar #153 - willtheweary (10/09/2012) [-]
This post gave me cancer
User avatar #127 - muffindragon (10/09/2012) [-]
Don't be a dinker, put it in her stinker.
User avatar #89 - jalthelas (10/09/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Even if it's a quickie, wrap that sticky!
#48 - baditch (10/09/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Don't be a chump, cover your stump
User avatar #23 - mrvino (10/08/2012) [-]
Gettin lucky? Rubber your ducky.
User avatar #9 - thetryings (10/08/2012) [-]
cover your stump before you hump
#239 - scotlandspie (10/09/2012) [+] (2 replies)
look, I'm actually getting tired of people captioning comments that already have a lot of thumbs, also the fact of the matter is there was only 2 guys shooting out rhymes and you just.... a fuck it   
   
TL;DR Romney hates big bird
look, I'm actually getting tired of people captioning comments that already have a lot of thumbs, also the fact of the matter is there was only 2 guys shooting out rhymes and you just.... a fuck it

TL;DR Romney hates big bird
User avatar #94 - KayRed (10/09/2012) [-]
Bean...BEANER! That's it, I'm calling George Lopez, the Al Sharpton of the latino community.
User avatar #82 - umaya (10/09/2012) [-]
dont be a mong, look after your dong
#81 - newtoast (10/09/2012) [-]
std's are for the birds and the bees, protect yourself from all of the she's

that's the best i got
+1
#77 - cwoodfreshman **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#64 - robskul (10/09/2012) [-]
DON'T BE A FOOL, WRAP YOUR TOOL
DON'T BE A FOOL, WRAP YOUR TOOL
User avatar #59 - ascendedwings (10/09/2012) [-]
Don't be a poser, conceal that hoser.
#46 - shkiminawainkey (10/09/2012) [-]
Do you know why Dairy Queen got pregnant? Burger King forgot to cover his Whopper!
User avatar #42 - potatopuncher (10/09/2012) [-]
Sex isn't wrong but you gotta be right,
If you're hittin' the sheets better wrap it up tight
Listen here man cause I ain't jokin'
One bad decision, your dick will be smokin
You'll catch a VD but don't take it from me
Ask all the bronies, they can't even pee
User avatar #4 - dikslapping (10/08/2012) [-]
Don't stick your fork in a toaster with out a glove.
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